Lin Chou and Fatty (mainly Fatty) finally decided to go to Lao Xue to grab...er, borrow fish.
According to the fat man's wishes, at least I can borrow a hundred and eighty fish of various kinds that I have raised for a year and a half, so that the fat man can eat enough before talking about anything else.
Lin Chou clasped his hands together and observed a second of silence for Lao Xue's fish pond.
Then he said easily,
"Then I'll just prepare the sheep. That's a happy decision~"
Wei Tianxing: "..."
In fact, when the time comes, the big guys who gathered for a group dinner should go back to the production committee to continue the damn meeting they talked about.
But some people are not satisfied after eating the Neon Dragon!
First of all, among the more than a hundred evolvers on Yanhui Mountain, only one two-color and one three-color neon spell were produced. The rest were all single-color. It was not like the beast tide where several colors and even one seven-color were exploded.
.
Most of the single colors are earthy yellow that only adds three pieces of physical defense. Although it does not affect the defense of Stoneskin itself, it will always drop some dirt and rubbish when nothing happens, and the dirt will fall off?
Then there is a small group of people who are simply filled with resentment:
Why do the neon spells (fake) that appear after others eat them are all one color, two colors, and colorful? No matter how bad it is, there are noble purple and elegant blue. Even if Tama is a rich man, I also admit it - maybe it can be done with a burst of energy.
Fukiishui has a Super Saiyan bloodline!
But many people look at their textured stone skin and feel like crying. What does this camouflage green mean?
Especially the hair after using the skill, it is so deep and green that it makes people feel even more tormented.
To be honest, although they know that the green neon technique is higher than the red, orange and yellow skills, these guys still can't help but complain - not everyone can be like Mr. Wei who likes his lush green hair.
I feel calm and even a little proud!
So the green team called Lin Chou out, yelling for an explanation as if he was blaming Tianqu.
Some people gloat about misfortune,
"Brother Lin, as a very loyal gossip lover, can I interview you about how you feel about cheating so many fourth- and fifth-order evolvers at the same time? Proud? Proud? Happy? Smirking?"
Interviewing your second uncle and grandpa, get out!
To be honest, it is quite spectacular to block the door with such a large group of shining green humanoid stone-skinned creatures, with long and short hair and trembling branches.
Lin Chou held her chin and thought for a while.
“Would it be less stressful if I shaved my head?”
The green team collectively vomited three liters of blood...
Damn it, is this guy’s brain structure different from that of normal people?
Think of yourself as a dignified fourth (fifth) level boss, using neon spells wildly when fighting powerful enemies, and then wearing a bright green bald head to do crazy damage to the enemy - "唔"
"Tear out your heart" "Holy Light, that evil looks worth fighting!" "Give me power, neon~" "The art of blinding your eyes with the big green bald head" "I'll laugh you to death. Inherit your flowers and play with your wife."
"The Art of Beating Your Baby" and "The Art of Green Sensing (Infection)"
Thinking about it, everyone is feeling bad.
Lin Chou coughed,
"Actually, I was joking just now."
"..."
"Every time you eat a Neon Dragon, the Neon Technique (pseudo) will be refreshed and activated repeatedly. It will only be random at a level greater than or equal to the original level. If you want to eat it next time, do it as soon as possible."
"..."
It's really a miracle that you haven't been beaten to death for joking like this.
After solving these minor problems, the evolvers on the mountain drove away in groups. After all, there was no excitement at all. It would be better to go back to the meeting and hang up to upgrade the experience bar.
Lin Chou muttered,
"Strange, Leng Bao... Where did classmate A Leng and that girl go?"
Wu Ke ran over in a hurry,
"Brother Chou, Brother Chou, I saw them rolling over to the Loop Corridor after being beaten. The beating was really fierce. It's so strange. Lieutenant General Leng didn't fight a big-breasted sister, but a stranger.
people."
In fact, I could vaguely hear thunderous explosions in the distance, but it was too far away and I didn't notice it for a while.
One is a martial arts maniac holding extremely dense metal, and the other is a super MT whose original armor can resist the sixth-order guard. God knows how long they will fight.
"Hey, Brother Chou, I'm full!" Xia Dasha was holding a big old bowl, talking innocently, and stuffed the last few pieces of neon dragon meat in the bowl into his mouth.
He was not interested in the bland fried fish liver with maitake mushrooms and spring pancake fillings. He was only interested in meat - big pieces of meat!
"Something to drink? There's Feizhai Happy Water in the machine over there. Have you ever drank it? I'll get you a few buckets."
Lin Chou was particularly open-minded about this stupid guy who went to the zombie shooting range and risked his life just to eat meat every day, but still remembered to secretly hide half a rabbit leg for himself.
So far, Dasha is the only person who can eat anything from him without thinking about the circulation point. Comrade A Leng will pay for his meals, right?
Lin Chou said,
"Let's go together later, I have to go back to the alley."
Dasha scratched his head,
"What are you going back for?"
"Uncle Tiger asked someone to bring me a basket of radishes. It's really good stuff. I'm going to ask about the source...Besides, I haven't been back for a long time."
"Okay, Uncle Tiger's stewed fish is delicious!"
Lin Chou said,
"Then you stay, don't run around, I'm going to do some work, and then let Master Shan drive the Pangolin to take us back...fuck..."
Lin Chou suddenly slapped his forehead.
Come on, it’s so lively again.
Come on, let's analyze it. Shan Ye, who was voyeuristically peeping in the back of the mountain, suddenly discovered that there was a fourth- and fifth-level female evolver in the enhanced platoon behind him, and the Wen Zhongjiu boss whom Prince Shan himself admired. Who would he be?
What rhythm.
——Surprise or not, unexpected or not?!
It seems that the mountain master has knelt down for the second time. Whether he can climb back from the back mountain alive is still a question. The old driver who overturned the car can no longer take me with him today.
It was evening, and as expected, Mr. Shan was put in the back of the mountain.
When Lin Chou went over to take a look, Shan Ye's body was covered with slender footprints. On his bald head, he used some kind of paint that looked like lipstick but could not be washed away to draw a vivid picture of a tortoise playing in the water - the turtle shell was left on the
On one side, have you seen the big aqua tortoise with eyes like copper bells and wearing a tulle that refuses to welcome you?
Who knows why Mr. Shan couldn’t even blink his eyes even though he wasn’t injured?
In the end, Leng Han drove Xia Dasha and Lin Chou.
Leng Han and Bu Nanzhi, who were covered in injuries, were sitting in the front seat. From time to time, they suddenly said a few words and made small strokes.
A slight source glow filled the car, and the car body trembled rhythmically with the fluctuation of the faint source glow, accompanied by a weird metallic distortion sound of "beep, squeak, squeak".
Well, the "small range" between the two is just relative.
Leng Han's extremely dense metal is now in the form of a golden python with exquisite scales and ferocious fangs. Even the crisp friction sound of the scales can be clearly heard when it coils around Leng Han's body. The only flaw is that the snake's eyes are still like gold.
To describe, in simpler terms - this snake has no spirituality.
(Things that cannot be used as ingredients have no spirituality!)
At this moment, Lin Chou could only relieve the pain in his heart by carefully observing this golden python:
God, what mistake did I, Lin, make to get me into this black car...
Xia Dasha, who was missing a muscle, must have had one of the few opportunities in his life to truly face his fear. He grinned widely, and the ratio of the whites to the black eyes in his eyes was extremely different - it can be seen that
Dasha's eyes were so wide.
Xia Dasha is like a fish that jumped onto the beach. He opened his mouth desperately and couldn't squeeze out a single word, but judging from his mouth shape, he should be able to translate it directly.
"Ahhhhhhh~"
In this cold and paper-thin world, only small quilts wrapped tightly around each other can bring a hint of warmth.
While Lin Chou and Xia Zhonghui were shivering in the back and hugging each other for warmth, the "stream of consciousness" gestures of the two violent maniacs in front finally reached a climax.
The original glow around Leng Han fluctuated violently and became extremely unstable.
Leng Han said,
"Next time, I lost this time."
Bu Nanzhi is still a shy little red face that is harmless to humans and animals and even a little cute.
"Um..."
"If you reach the fifth level, I may not be your match at all."
Bu Nanzhi looked enviously at the golden snake floating in the void and coiling around Leng Han.
"This ability is so powerful that it's hard to envy."
Leng Han was about to speak when his expression suddenly changed.
The big snake around him could no longer maintain its snake shape, but spread out directly, turning into the state that Leng Han had "set" in advance and often used - that is, the metal streamer state.
"Wow~"
The seemingly gentle stretch of the streamer in an instant brought devastating consequences.
The garrison's standard armored vehicle, which was supplemented with various alien beasts and demonic plant materials, had a powerful body that could resist the full attack of the third-level alien beasts. It was cut and torn into pieces like soap bubbles.
Looking from a distance, it seemed as if a huge golden peony suddenly bloomed in this off-road vehicle and emerged from its cocoon.
"Boom, click, bang!"
After a series of strange noises, the four people sat down on the grass and felt the breeze blowing. A few meters away was a pile of scrap metal with four wheels and black smoke.
"Boom~"
A thick bearing suddenly flew up from the scrap iron pile, slammed into the floating gold ribbon, and instantly shattered into invisible particles.
"Oh yeah~"
Xia Dasha, whose face was covered in black and greasy stains, suddenly jumped up and sang and danced around the pile of scrap metal that he could barely recognize as a car. He spun and jumped with his eyes closed, "It's safe, come down, I don't have to die!!"
Next to him, Leng Han was holding a relatively complete steering wheel in his hand with an expressionless face.
"Ahem."
Lin Chou glanced at the base city from a distance, "There are still dozens of kilometers to go, shall we walk back?"
Several people walked towards the base city. Leng Han held the lonely steering wheel without saying a word. Lin Chou didn't even understand why she kept holding the steering wheel!
Bu Nanzhi chirped sadly,
"Actually, this car can probably be salvaged again..."
Ran goose,
"Boom~"
Flames shot into the sky, debris flew everywhere, black smoke resembled dragons, and heat waves hit people.
——Real men never look back to see explosions.
The shadows of the four people were stretched very long by the firelight, dancing like demons.
It can be said that this is a very grand scene, provided that it is someone else's car that is blown up.
Bu Nanzhi's expression of "what a pity" froze on her face and she muttered softly,
"Should I not speak..."
A steering wheel suddenly fell into the grass and rolled away.
Leng Han's face was as heavy as water, and the metal streamer floating next to her shrank into a ball in frustration:
muster...
shrink...
muster...
shrink...
So Lin Chou pinched her chin and started thinking, could it be that the inner cuteness of the Cold Tyrannosaurus is that cute little toy - a doormat?
"Crack!"
The metal ball suddenly sprouted countless sharp spikes in all directions. The tip was as thin as a hair. The spikes were four to five meters long. Each spike was of different lengths and well-proportioned. The whole thing was densely packed like a huge golden sea urchin.
Lin Chou, "..."
Mist grass!
┗( 0﹏0 )┛Surrender, never dare again.
The whole journey was silent.
None of them were particularly slow. Considering that Lin Chou and Xia Dasha would be held back by their speed, they arrived at the city gate after an hour and a half.
The city guard is not an acquaintance.
However, when they saw Leng Han's cold face, they immediately shrank their necks in fright, very neatly.
The four of them entered the city without even swiping their ID cards, and took the official cars of the city guards.
Leng Han just showed his ID card and said,
"requisition."
He drove away directly.
There was even a guy who recklessly filled up the tank with gas and was still waving with a bright smile even as the car was driving far away.
The power of this official car cannot be compared with the previous cars at all. As soon as you step on the accelerator, you can feel the body vibrating very happily, and the noise is as loud as the muzzle of a gun roaring in your ears.
So as soon as the car drove into the alley, many onlookers rushed out of every house.
After all, no one here can afford a car, or even think about it. Cars are very "high-end" gadgets in the alley, and everyone comes out to see them.
Lin Zi and Xia Dasha, who had dark faces, got out of the car, embarrassed.
I originally brought a lot of food and drinks to my old neighbor in the alley, but as the poor car from before "boomed", all of them were gone in the wind.
As soon as she saw that she was an acquaintance, Mrs. Hu immediately let go of her hand holding the calabash baby, and her loud voice was extremely penetrating.
"Brother Tiger!! Linzi is here~"
Take three steps and make two steps to rush forward.
"Hey, Linzi, what's wrong with you? Did you fight with someone else? Are you injured??"
Lin Chou continued to be embarrassed,
"Ahem, nothing happened. The car had a minor accident and exploded. No one was injured."
Sister-in-law Hu felt relieved and turned her eyes to Xia Dasha who was standing aside. She felt fondness from the bottom of her heart.
"Hey, big man, how long has it been since you last visited your Sister-in-law Hu?"
Xia Dasha scratched his head,
"I'm very busy in class. I have to work overtime every day after the beast wave. I don't even have time to sleep!"
Let's put it this way, at least there is no one in Pythagorean Alley who doesn't like Dasha.
He is honest, honest, and enthusiastic. Every time he and Lin Chou come back to have a meal, he will take the initiative to help the neighbors in the alley with tons of hard work, and he is very popular.
Then Uncle Tiger also came out. Seeing the two of them like this, he couldn't help but "blame" them again. (To be continued)