Could it be that Uncle Tiger has some misunderstanding about the career of being a cook?
Ball sacks...
Lin Chou pinched his chin. Could it be that, in the eyes of others, we have unknowingly reached the level of being able to "bully others"?
This feeling, when you think about it, is really wonderful!
Uncle Tiger said suspiciously,
"Your expression is not very good."
Erhu rushed out of the room waving a large, thick and black book with a cover, and added,
"Brother Chou, you look so much like a villain when you smile like this. In the first chapter of the novel, the dog bullies others, rapes, plunders, and commits all kinds of evil. Then he holds his chin and reveals a subtle sneer of satisfaction, and then the scene will be completed in the next chapter...emmm,
At most, there is one line: 'Hey, don't move the lunch box, let me do it', and then hang up."
Lin Chou's expression was really subtle now.
Erhu had a very strong desire to survive. He immediately placed the notebook on his head and pretended to gain favorability points. He bowed sideways and saluted.
"Brother Chou is lucky~ Brother Chou doesn't need to use his power to bully others. Brother Chou is my own power, huh huh!"
Uncle Tiger slapped him on the ground,
"Damn it, have you finished your homework?"
The notebook on Erhu's head fell to the ground with a bang, his whole body trembling.
Uncle Tiger snorted coldly,
"The martial arts school has been too easy on these brats in the past two years. How can it be compared with twenty years ago, when the amount of training in the martial arts school... haha... hmm? What is this?"
The thick black book was lying on the ground casually, and I turned to a page with many messy graphics drawn on it.
"What are these...I know every word individually, but why can't I understand them when they are put together?"
Erhu cried,
"Homework, this is a cultural class homework. Dad, there is another book in the house: [Ancient History], [Modern History], [Chronicles of Cataclysms]... and [Alienation Evolution Theory] and [Big Data Catastrophe Analysis and Survival"
Guide] Do you want to read it too? You still can’t understand it..."
Lin Chou: "..."
Wucao, it’s really not easy for children nowadays.
Uncle Tiger's face was full of embarrassment, and then he flew into a rage,
"Fuck, you little bastard, you haven't finished all your homework? Go and do your homework! Do you still have time to hang out? Let me see if I don't beat you to death!"
The two tigers were beaten until they howled and ran away.
Uncle Tiger put down the rebellion and said easily,
"Where were we?"
"..."
Lin Chou thought about it for a while,
"Go and have a look when you have time. Maybe I know him... I just forgot about him."
Lin Chou is actually not too vain about these big families.
Hearing Uncle Hu's words, he also wants to be reasonable, but the boy named Qiu is a bit stubborn - not to mention that we all know the best families in the entire base city, so it's a big turnip~!
"Uncle Tiger, what does the Zhang family do... a committee? A garrison? A family of warriors?"
Anyway, it doesn’t cost any money, just learn a little bit about it and get it done in a targeted manner.
Uncle Tiger rolled his eyes,
"What if that guy is still alive in the above three scenarios? Which one can reason with you? I heard he is a very powerful business family, I don't know..."
"oh."
This wave has stabilized.
Business families and so on, the Nian family and the Su family are also very strong. They should have a common language.
"I'll be there in a moment. I'll settle down with the carrot first before I can rest assured."
Uncle Tiger nodded happily,
"good."
While the two were talking, Dasha kept walking around the stone stove, glancing into the room from time to time.
——Dasha is hungry again.
The wooden door of the yard opened with a creak, and Sister-in-law Hu walked in with Leng Han and Bu Nanzhi.
Sister-in-law Hu was smiling brightly, and she felt as if she had fulfilled her long-cherished wish in life.
Leng Han looks the same as Bu Nanzhi, his face is a little red and his head is hanging a little low.
"Um??"
Lin Chou wondered why Leng Han looked a little different. As for what was different... it was just different!
Lin Chou blinked, and sent a compliment in time,
"emmmmm, she looks even more beautiful... Damn it, how could I say it..."
Mrs. Hu put her hands on her hips and let out a proud laugh like a big wooden bucket filled with soy sauce.
"Girl, let me just say it. As a man, although you understand, you are still a bit immature~"
Leng Han remained silent, but looked at Lin Chou with something a little more in his eyes.
Bu Nanzhi muttered,
"Humph, a real man, cute big breasts, vulgar!"
Lin Chou: "???"
Ball sacks...
The brightness of Lin Chou's sight is +1, and Lin Chou's sight is blocked.
——Lin Chou’s pupils are dilated!
"I'm going to... you... pad it?"
Sister-in-law Hu almost died of anger,
"Are you blind? When did you become blind? What do you mean by padding... Only poor women would choose padding. This girl is just tied up all the time. You have really bad taste!"
Lin Chou bit her tongue,
"Oh...no wonder I feel something is different but can't notice it..."
Leng Han's eyebrows suddenly stood up.
"What did you say..."
The surrounding temperature dropped sharply, and it was like looking at others through a layer of frosted glass.
He stretched out his hand and caught N small ice flowers.
All this means that Cold Tyrannosaurus is emotionally unstable and unhappy.
(Oh my God, what did I say wrong...)
Lin Chou was having a lot of drama in his heart at this moment, and it was so embarrassing that he couldn't act out.
Bu Nanzhi whispered to Leng Han,
"You are wearing a giant ugly half-shaped hard leather armor, and there are two monsters on the mountain, a big one and a small one. It is normal for a straight man like him not to notice it for a while."
Leng Han looked at the hard leather armor on his upper body in confusion.
"real?"
Bu Nanzhi nodded,
"Of course it's true. So, as we discussed just now, what should you do at this time?"
Leng Han twisted his eyebrows, which were as sharp as swords, and said uncertainly,
"Should... refer to situation 13, should... act coquettishly?"
Bu Nanzhi sighed,
"What happens after you act like a spoiled child?"
Leng Han hesitated and said,
"Hit...Hit him?"
Bu Nanzhi sighed again,
"That's situation four! And it's not called hitting him! It's called hitting his chest with a small fist! Forget it... As a woman, don't you feel that you lack a beautiful dress that can properly highlight your figure?
?”
Leng Han suddenly realized,
"Oh! That's it...I know..."
I pinched my fingers and didn’t know what I was thinking.
Bu Nanzhi sighed for the third time,
"Why is there no movement again?"
Leng Han was stunned and felt guilty,
"More...more??"
"Buy, buy, buy! Street shopping with your boyfriend is one of the most emotionally nurturing events. Besides, shouldn't the next step when you are short of clothes be to buy clothes?!"
Leng Han: "Buy? Why do you want to buy it...Of course you have to go to Grandma Yue to customize it!"
"One, that one-million-piece tailor shop?" Bu Nanzhi held her chest and almost shed tears, "Miss Leng, I am the one who gives you advice and helps you, why do you come here?"
——Does it really feel pleasurable to hurt me?”
Leng Han's eyes flickered, as if he understood something, and suddenly said,
"I think you are more professional than Sister Qingyu. Hmm, think about it. Can you be my number three consultant?"
"..."
Bu Nanzhi felt so tired:
This new good friend I have met, who is very close to me, seems to have exactly the same attributes as the wooden pile opposite!
Lin Chou felt so tired:
Let me go, why do I suddenly feel that there is another mysterious force from the East that is targeting me!
Intuition told Lin that if he continued like this, he would be beaten to death.
First it was Sister Qingyu, and now an unknown Bu Nanzhi appeared...
i also need Gu (liao) asked (ji)!
No need for white lotus, no green tea, no blue, just give me a normal person - of course it would also be nice if there is a master like the legendary "Snake Master".
Uncle Tiger glared at Sister-in-law Hu angrily.
Not to be outdone, Sister-in-law Hu stared back at Uncle Tiger and gave her middle finger.
Uncle Tiger's face suddenly stiffened and became ferocious.
Health bar-10010.
Uncle Tiger was speechless for a long time and then said,
"Lin Zi, how about we go to the south of the city first? That kid..."
Lin Chou nodded,
"Okay, let's go then."
Uncle Hu happily agreed and roared out,
"Erhuzi, little bastard, come out here!!"
Erhu's muffled and reluctant voice came from the door.
"I won't go out..."
Uncle Tiger was very happy,
"Little boy, go to the pond with Calabash Boy to have a look. I lowered some ground cages yesterday and brought them back to cook the fish. Then I went to Calabash Boy's house to scoop some miso and boil the wild boar meat on the eaves. Wait.
I’ll come back with your Brother Chou!”
Erhu showed his head,
"Really? You don't want to beat me anymore? Hehe...I'll go right away...Brother Chou, please come back quickly!"
Dasha was also happy, tamping his voice and breathing,
"Er Hu and I are catching fish, and I can catch fish now!"
Lin Chou was helpless,
"So... cold... Ah Leng, you..."
He is a little worried now. What should he call Leng Han? Is it really possible to call him something weird like 'A Leng'?
Leng Han said,
"I'll drive you there. I just heard from Sister-in-law Hu that things will be easy to handle."
"OK."
Bu Nanzhi said,
"Then I won't go. I'll wait for a meal. I haven't eaten in an alley in my whole life!"
Leng Han drove, Uncle Hu and Lin Chou sat in the back, and set off with a rumble.
Leng Han took the Ring Expressway and reached the south of the city in no time.
Uncle Hu sighed and said,
"When Lin Zi's father was still there, we two brothers would go to the beach together, do some work and bring back some meat. It would take ten or twenty days to come back. It's great to have a car."
Lin Chou looked at the surrounding scenery,
"At that time, there were a few fish that were very happy to eat. Dad could also bring back a lot of dried kelp and sea cabbage to make soup and stew. It was delicious!"
and said,
"Is all the farmland here in such a state of ruin?"
"Yes, more than half of them are out of production. This year's food supply is very difficult. Normally, the price of rice in the No. 11 Market is two and a half points per catty. Yesterday, the price increased to three and a half points, and it still needs to go up."
Lin Chou said nothing, thinking in his mind whether he should find something to do for his old neighbors in the alley. Although he would usually send some things back to supplement their income, it was not a long-term solution after all.
Leng Han turned around and asked,
"Uncle, is this here?"
"Well, that's it."
Not long after getting off the crossing, there was a village-like place, surrounded by farmland and pastures. There was also a horizontal lintel on the road with the vague words "Agricultural Products District No. 47" written on it.
Uncle Hu pointed to a tall courtyard wall and said,
"This is it, huh? These cars at the door are..."
Lin Chou saw a small pink car with a familiar painting style inside, and immediately felt something bad.
"Damn it, sir, someone is taking your business!"
Isn't this Forgiveness's car? No one but her would paint a good wilderness tank into such a damn paint job. Why is she here?
Leng Han pressed the horn twice, the door opened, and someone immediately came out to greet him.
"Hello, are you the adults of the Zhang family? Everyone is inside, please come in."
After parking the car, several people entered the yard.
There were a lot of people in the yard, and there were even four or five very powerful evolvers, including potted plants, chatting and laughing with two old people.
A young man was sitting on his knees on the ground with his face covered in black gray and his body tied with knots. He should be Xiao Qiu himself.
There was also a pretty girl standing next to him, her belly slightly showing.
Lin Chou gritted his teeth,
“Potted plants!!!”
When Zuo Chen heard the sound, he turned around with a smile and made a gesture as if he was about to pounce on him and "throw the swallow into the forest".
"Wow, Brother Chou is finally here~"
"Rust, rustle, click."
However, she did not succeed in running over. Instead, she was staggered by a large group of fierce breaths that made the air crackle with freezing coldness, and her whole body was covered with a layer of white frost.
Several evolvers over there immediately became furious.
"How dare you disrespect the master of the house? Your eyes will be blinded!"
Two big-bodied evolvers stood in front of the potted plants, like a city wall, and they made an evil sound.
"Look, I...I..." He was only halfway through his harsh words when his expression suddenly changed, "I...fuck Lieutenant General Leng, please spare my life..."
The little potted plant has a pale face, forcing a smile.
"Yeah, Sister Leng is here too?"
Leng Han simply ignored her.
Not knocking over a certain pot on the spot was already a huge honor. In short, Comrade A Leng looked at all the creatures in Yanhui Mountain except Lin and Qiu.
Those with green hair and those with black hair all have evil intentions.
There are two cute balls, they can be rubbed and kneaded to look cute - the most important thing is, there is absolutely no amount of breast milk!
Ah Leng's eyes were cold. This green-haired one didn't like Bilian the most, and he was still so young and had great potential, so he had to be careful.
If someone knows something, I'd probably be happy.
Even if it's an imaginary enemy, as long as it's connected to something you care about, it's worth being happy.
When the others heard the names of the two evolutionaries, they were immediately startled.
"Damn it...Lieutenant General Leng...it can't be that Lieutenant General Leng..."
"It's over, it's over, the Zhang family is over."
The little face of the potted plant turned to Lin Chou,
She had a large piece of paper in her hand with dense writing on it.
"The contract has been signed and the fingerprints have been pressed."
Lin Chou pulled the paper and looked at it a few times.
"Full amount... you uncle with the surname Pen! How the hell do you want so many dried radish hairs??"
The contract was full of details, from marrying the little girl named Zhang to Xiao Qiu, keeping the technology secret, and purchasing the land at a guaranteed price by increasing the planting volume by ten times from twenty acres of radish land every year.
The term is the maximum number of years allowed by the Development Committee, twenty-nine years. (To be continued)