Chapter eight hundred and ninety-six expensive rider test
Wu Ke rolled his eyes angrily - I hope Mr. Wen is a person with grace, quality, tone, principles, and affability, otherwise I, Wu Ke, will have no choice but to factorize.
I can’t explain it at all!
How to make Mr. Wen believe the cruel fact that he and Shen Daru lost a total of 120,000 yuan in Doudizhu in one night...
Even if Mr. Wen is relatively receptive, will he feel so embarrassed afterwards that he and Shen Daru will be beaten to physical and mental destruction?
Finished bird finished bird~
Wu Ke thought about it over and over, and instantly felt that there was no hope in life and it was too late to regret it.
Isn't this just getting rich overnight...
Bah, isn't this just someone sitting on a pot at home and coming from the sky...
This group of guys happily "congratulated" Wu Ke - you must know that drinking Lin Chou's wine will never break the memory. It is guaranteed that after Wen Zhong wakes up from the wine, everything that happened last night will be clearly displayed.
In his mind, each scene was like a movie. Who knows that high-level evolutionaries have particularly good memories.
At this time, the warlock walked into the store with three yellow heads on his head and chicken feathers on his feet.
"Ah~ good morning~"
The warlock yawned, and many of the evolvers in the queue subconsciously held their breath.
Many people immediately decided to go to Zushan to breathe fresh air after finishing this meal, so as to purify their minds that may have been contaminated by the "luck value -10" buff.
Shen Feng sneered,
"Tsk, these are all new here, right? What a coward - don't you know that the buff from the warlock is not effective here in the forest?"
This statement was a bit broad, and some people retorted,
"Hey, Boss Shen, look at you, can you stop your escaping behavior before you say this?"
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"With this movement and this posture, it will definitely not be a problem to jump 180 meters without a mistake."
Shen Feng glanced at the two legs under the table that were somehow ready to go. It was really embarrassing.
"Ahem...misunderstanding...I'm used to it..."
However, Master Shan mercilessly exposed Shen Feng's hypocrisy.
"What a habit! You are clearly the self-preservation instinct of a little bastard who meets the top players in the industry~"
When everyone heard this, there was something in it.
"What do you mean..."
Everyone knows that the Warlock Master is a scientific researcher who specializes in the mysterious "metaphysics" research. How did he become a master of the martial arts industry?
Huang Dashan pursed his lips and chuckled sinisterly,
"You didn't know this, right? Our boss Shen is actually a spearman."
Everyone: "???"
So is there any necessary connection between the two?
Some people who understand have already grinned,
"Boss Shen is a spearman? I haven't heard of it... He hides it deeply but hides it deeply..."
"Tsk, tsk, spearmen have been lucky since ancient times~"
"You're talking nonsense, it's obviously a negative thing!"
"Hey buddy, what do you mean by this??"
After Huang Dashan said this, Lin Chou remembered.
When I first met Shen Feng at the Undersea Millennium Building, he was indeed using a detachable red-tasseled gun over two meters long, with a very thick and heavy barrel.
And what Shen Feng himself said was this - "Brother, I grew up with guns!"
After getting familiar with it, I never saw Shen Feng take out the big gun and use it again. He always wielded a pair of fists that could catch fire.
Lin Chou suddenly understood.
——Hey, I can’t tell, but our boss Shen is still a smart man.
Huang Dashan immediately entered a serious state where no one could find fault, and said in a heavy and slow tone,
"There are ten fortunes for spearmen in the world, Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have eleven of them, and all the other spearmen in the world owe one of them!"
Everyone was stunned for half a second, their mouths gradually opened wide, and their chins seemed to fall off and fly back on the wind.
"Pfft~"
"Damn it, is this how the saying "e is lucky in relationships" comes from?
"If you put it this way, it seems like you are really negative..."
I originally owed something inexplicable, but I ended up encountering a super-giant source of infection like a warlock, a "debt collection" level.
It's completely reasonable for Mr. Shen to have a guilty conscience - well, it's reasonable.
Shen Feng rolled his eyes wildly,
"That bald guy who keeps beeping, come with me to the construction site tomorrow. I think you're pretty good at arguing - why don't you stick your head over and I'll give you a buff?"
Zheng Ou on the side suddenly stood in awe of this "long-famous" Prince Huang.
There is no one who is so knowledgeable, well-founded and disciplined, and there is no role model for our generation!
"Yes, yes, that's it, that's it. My Dao Xing in capital letters is indeed too shallow~"
Of course Xiao Hong saw Zheng Ou's disgrace and thought to himself that my mother's sea hunting team took jujube pills...
With this thought in mind, she finished the food in front of her in two gulps, paid for the wine quickly, and left with a fake smile on Zheng Ou's face, who was about to talk to Master Shan for advice.
We can't stay any longer. If Zheng Ou collides with Huang Dashan and sparks a brilliant friendship again, it will be a disaster!
How wonderful it is to be in the dark sea, it is indescribable.
People who have been wandering around for a year and a half without meeting even a single person, what room for improvement can someone named Zheng have?
Slipping away...
When Zheng Ou was pushed over by Xiao Hong with one hand and dragged away, he still shouted reluctantly,
"Prince Huang, another day, another day I will treat you to a drink when I have time...Sister, what are you in a hurry...Hey, don't fight..."
Huang Dashan was confused,
"What's the name of this thing?"
He looks very classy,
"I, Huang Dashan, am I qualified to treat any cat or dog to a drink? I don't want to lose face, right?"
Everyone was speechless.
Huang Dashan couldn't move his eyes away from the three wine jars they took away, "emmmm, actually, if it's the Colorful Snake King Wine, it's not impossible to consider..."
Everyone lowered their heads and gnawed on the buns: "Cut~"
After breakfast, Lin Chou called Bao Er via radio.
Bao Er smiled all over his face and gave Lin Chou a fist.
"A mountain of swords and a sea of fire, please give me Boss Lin's orders. Frown your brows and we are the children of Prince Huang!"
Huang Dashan thought about it,
"Fuck, where did this bastard come from to try to inherit Gu's country?"
Then the two of them laughed there, feeling very sympathetic to each other.
Lin Chou rubbed his eyebrows,
"You two won't have sex later, you have business to do!"
Lin Chou chattered about her previous idea of letting Bao Er work as a full-time delivery rider for the restaurant, and pushed the little sheep out.
The little sheep in the shape of a child's three-wheeled car actually looks a little bit shameful. Normal adults would choose to throw this thing away to gather dust under normal circumstances - Lin Chou himself is no exception.
Bao Er was different. Bao Er almost burst into tears without being moved.
"It, it, it... ride it for me? Isn't it a bit too luxurious..."
Lin Chou once rode a little sheep when he went to a small party organized by Jiang Jieqi. He flashed his overtaking lights at a group of drag racing gangs on the Ring Expressway - Gale Little Sheep never eats ashes behind other people's cars.
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And among these guys who were flashed by Lin Chou was Xu Yin's good gay friend Xiao Lu, who loved cars so much that he was beaten by the Queen of Night.
Xiaolu and Xu Yin once conspired to kidnap Xu Wenqiang and Xu Kuaishou's biological son, Xu Yin himself wanted to cheat some money, but when Xiaolu threatened to break up the vote, Xu Kuaishou said,
"I gave you my son, I don't want it anymore."
Ahem, although Xiaolu Xuyin's kidnapping skills are not that good, emmmmm, of course, his drag racing skills are also lousy - but these two guys have the same temperament, so it's definitely a professional to ask for gossip and gossip about the private life of Mr. Mingguang.
Paparazzi level.
In the circle of friends, the little green guy is very talkative, and in this case, the little sheep in the little green mouth has almost become some second-generation, legendary existence in the circle of rich people.
Although he was banned from the world before he had made much progress, the legend of the little sheep has been circulating in the world.
Bao Er is also in the news and contacts this kind of circle. Of course, he knows it best. This is what he and the second-generation disciples who don't care about someone's force value or whether a certain evolutionary person has broken through the level are bragging and spanking.
The only magic weapon.
"Have you ever seen a little sheep? I have!"
This sentence always attracts a lot of admiring glances.
and, what did Boss Lin say just now? You can let him ride the little sheep??
Bao Er felt like shit, shit, shit. He was tossing and turning with only one thought:
"I'm going to be prosperous! Pretending is like the wind, always with me..."
Lin Chou didn't understand what exactly Bao Er was excited about.
"So you agree? Try riding it first and see the effect."
"Agree, agree, whoever disagrees is a fool!"
Even if he didn't have the welfare of a little sheep, Bao Er still couldn't ask for it.
Ever since he hooked up with Lin Chou's thick leg, the situation of being squeezed up and down and beaten in between almost no longer existed. The business of the small team under him was booming. Who among the collection teams hanging around in the outer city didn't know about his second master Bao?
Famous?
In order to tie himself tightly to Boss Lin, Bao Er has handed over all the management of the small team to his new brother-in-law, Ma Liu, while he devotes himself to Yan Huishan.
He is said to be a takeaway rider who specializes in delivering food to the base city, but in fact he has become the spokesperson of Boss Lin~
Bao Er almost laughed out loud.
He rubbed his hands nervously and stuffed himself on top of the little sheep - even though he was a little thin, he still could only use the word "stuffed", and maybe "forcibly" should be added in front of it.
But Bao Er didn't mind, his face turned red with excitement.
Lin Chou said,
"The top speed is 900 an hour. See that red..."
"Boom~"
"Fuck ah ah ah ah... save... um... ah... life~"
"Evolved humans are different, they can speak words at this speed!" Huang Dashan set up a pergola with his hands and looked at the white sonic boom cloud that gradually disappeared from his sight, "Speaking of which, this guy won't kill himself.
..”
After the little sheep jumped out, a long passage was left on the ground, and all the turf within the passage turned into green slurry, covering the ground.
Lin Chou said seriously,
"If he doesn't fall, he won't die."
After all, Little Sheep is produced by WTF System, and its quality and safety are still very guaranteed.
Huang Dashan felt relieved, and lowered his other hand behind his back, holding a pink helmet.
Lin Chou: "..."
Onlookers: "..."
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It felt like only ten minutes, but soon enough, the little sheep reappeared in sight.
"Crunch~"
Bao Er almost climbed down from the little sheep and rolled on the grass with a squeaking sound, panting loudly.
"It feels so damn good! Exciting~"
Huang Dashan swallowed his saliva and hesitated to say,
"That...your...hairline..."
Bao Er reluctantly raised his hand and touched his forehead.
"Hairline? What do you mean...where the hell did the blood come from..."
I don't know if it was an illusion, but a group of people always felt that Bao Er's hairline had suddenly been raised a lot, and the blood that oozed out was the evidence.
Huang Dashan raised the helmet in his hand, suddenly feeling more confident.
"You bastard, I wanted to remind you to wear a helmet just now, but you ran out before Lin Zi could finish his words. You're going to die!"
Bao Er squeezed out a deformed and trembling smile,
"Thank you. I'm just so excited that I can't remember this!"
Everyone: "..."
So what, don't be stunned, get up quickly and kneel down to thank your savior?
Bao Er touched his scalp with lingering fear.
"Hey, I went, it was too fast. I subconsciously used my ability. It felt like I was at the base of Mingguang City Wall in the blink of an eye. Fortunately, I, Bao Er, also often ride a light motorcycle, a beautiful
He drifted and turned back, leaving the guys who had just left the city stunned, hahaha!"
"..."
We think we are all fools. If we are riding a horse and drifting at a speed of Mach+, we might as well turn into a humanoid Armstrong spin-accelerating Armstrong cannon!
Bao Er vowed,
"I'm mentally prepared this time. It's absolutely reliable to ride again. I, Bao Er, am still very talented in speed!"
Lin Chou took out a boxy incubator with the words "Lin's Restaurant" on it from nowhere, and clicked it onto the little sheep's buttocks, making it a perfect fit.
Then put a beautiful porcelain bowl with the lid into the insulating box.
"Well, here's a sea stone and coconut custard. You ride from here to the city and back again. Try to go as fast as you can - wear a helmet and pay attention to safety."
Bao Er: "..."
My dear brother, how come you can trust me so much?
Everyone's eyes were very strange.
They bet that the "jelly" with 200,000 circulation points would be more effective than spinning it in a centrifuge for two hours. It might be able to be separated into eighteen layers, with layer-by-layer boundary lines.
It’s so clear, colorful and beautiful!
The sound of the little sheep gradually faded away.
Huang Dashan sighed so much,
"I feel so bad. Just give him a bowl of pig blood soup. What kind of coconut milk jelly should I use?"
This was certainly not Boss Lin's idea, and he couldn't bear it.
Goubi System claims to be testing the stability of a new product - that is, the box that looks so simple that it looks like the box that comes with buying soy sauce.
Lin Chou himself didn't hold out much hope. Judging from the past situation, the power of the system boss was basically limited to the Yanhui Mountain area, and it would be very unreliable beyond this boundary.
He once suspected that the system was not attached to him at all, but was planted in Yanhui Mountain like the home tree.
Wu Ke said,
"Brother Chou is going to deliver food to your door. Hey, we should have fought for business with those half-hearted chefs in Base City a long time ago, but there is no need to use such a terrifying means of transportation... I can't help but look at this speed.
My eyes hurt..."
Lin Chou remained silent.
Who told us to have an obsessive-compulsive disorder + ZZ dog beeping system? Do you think I want this? (To be continued)