Chapter 915 People are floating in the rivers and lakes
Yanhui Mountain, Lin Family Restaurant.
Perhaps because the chicken fir oil was cheap enough, this was the day when Lin Chou received the most cash since he opened the restaurant.
Looking at the counter drawer that was almost full of Yuanjing notes, Boss Lin almost burst into tears with a sore nose - mmp, after making so much money for several months, I finally saw the money back!
Lin Chou: Why do I feel this is so awkward?
Lin Chou was very swollen, so swollen that he was so excited that he planted a powerful genetically modified cucumber produced by the cheating system that "has its own natural curvature and is very easy to use."
After planting ridges, planting seeds, watering the pits, and leveling the pits, Lin Chou looked at the ridges of cucumber fields and felt that this was not the right option.
"I feel like something might happen," he muttered. "From now on, our store will only serve sliced cucumbers, huh."
At this time, a Huang Dashan Prince passed by,
"I carried a few loads of happy water, and all the water in the machine in front was gone."
Lin Chou said doubtfully,
"Happy water? You don't drink alcohol today?"
——“￣□￣｜｜”
Huang Dashan looked at the sky speechlessly, but it was a pity that the clouds above Yanhui Mountain were dark and there were no stars.
He said quietly,
"Ever since the red-eyed guy dated you, I've always had an ominous feeling. I'd better drink less..."
"Ci'ao, what do you mean you have a date with me!!"
"Eh? You still want to deny it, isn't it you? Last time he confidently asked you for a drink! You even punched someone, and you just want to deny it after lifting your pants?"
"..."
Bang~
Su Yourong followed the sound and took the pan from Master Master's hand, "Ah, the nose is a bit crooked, this is a defective product!"
Mr. Shan ran away with his tail between his legs, fearing that this upright girl would ask her master to make a first-rate product with the same expression.
There were six loads of Feizhai Happy Water. Lin Chou and Shan Ye each carried several loads and placed them on the hillside. A group of evolvers with red faces and thick necks who had already drank came over one after another.
"Oh, it's still ice cold, Super Ness."
"It's a sin to drink this on a hot day. It's so sinful - bring me a bucket!"
"No, I remember when I was a kid, there was a time-honored orange juice shop in Xiacheng District that had been open for decades. It had a large vat of orange juice and 5 distribution points, but when you add ice, you have to distribute it..."
Lin Chou glanced sideways at Huang Dashan,
"Didn't you say drink less? How much did you drink?"
Huang Dashan chuckled,
"I drank only the Qingquanshan and beer that survived the disaster. I'm not very energetic. I really don't dare to drink your wine. If you take a few sips, the red-eyed one will probably pop out and cause trouble for me..."
He filled up a large glass of Coke, his expression so serious that he exploded on the spot and raised his glass to the crowd in front of him, shouting at the top of his lungs,
"Ula!"
The mountains and fields were completely silent, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Countless pairs of red eyes, bloodshot from drinking, stared at Mr. Shan with an unpredictable attitude.
Huang Dashan swallowed his saliva,
"Ahem, what, now is it too late to say that I shouted the wrong slogan..."
"Come on, come on, everyone has it. Tactical happy water. One cup to celebrate the past and one cup to freedom!"
It's finally normal, there are countless people responding,
"Dry!"
"Let's go~"
There are also people who take the opportunity to thank someone,
"Thanks to my elder brother for taking care of me over the years, elder brother and sister-in-law, I will do it first, you can do whatever you want!"
——Almost got into a fight.
This group of evolvers will go to the wilderness for a show tomorrow. After an afternoon of drunkenness, they return to the car and sleep in the car. However, Lin Chou has to prepare braided buns to support tomorrow's breakfast, and the bread buns are busy.
stop.
As for the busty sister Yourong and the female evolver among the hunters, the back mountain is occupied and prohibited from entering or exiting.
They were taking a bath in the spring. Huang Dashan dared not speak out in anger.
"ε=(′ο｀*)))alas"
Lin Chou raised his head and glanced at Huang Dashan.
"This is the 1,900th time you've sighed. Why don't you go ahead? I guarantee your life is not in danger - probably."
Ever since Mr. Huang's last sinful voyeurism was discovered, hot spring-loving women have been strictly guarding Mr. Shan. They just had to put up a sign next to the spring in the back mountain and write "Huang Dashan and dogs are not allowed".
Last time it was half dead, this time it will probably be fully cooked.
Master Shan said,
"Nang Xipi, what's the difference between a hot spring and a beach? As for Mingguang Port, there are a bunch of girls sunbathing and surfing there every day. It's not like they're not wearing anything. I should take a second look to save them from wasting resources.
!”
"..."
To be so confident,
"Go tell them this~"
Ha, it is obviously a principle of physics.
Huang Dashan chatted,
"Speaking of which, why did Leng Han and Sister Qing Yu leave? As for the hot springs, it feels like they have replaced your dishes as the favorites of the women in Yanhui Mountain, and they actually left."
Lin Chou said quietly,
"If you are not here one day, they will be here."
"convex"
Your intentions are not pure.
Huang Dashan choked.
"How can a person wander around the rivers and lakes without getting stabbed? He often walks by the river. If you want to win, you can win. Next time, next time Mr. Shan, I will definitely not be caught!"
After all, being caught is the end of the dog leash. There are only two opportunities to perform this skill in a lifetime, so the process of setting goals and achieving them is very important.
Lin Chou raised his kitchen knife,
"Um?"
Master Shan was stunned instantly,
"Here you refill."
"Master Shan, actually...do you have any misunderstanding about your position?"
"???"
A certain Lin was about to speak but stopped.jpg
"The ones on the back mountain haven't even given birth to babies yet, so they're really not suitable for you."
"???"
Lin Chou began to talk eloquently,
"Don't you realize that you actually have a special temperament that can attract the kind of married women who carry pink lolita with them everywhere?"
"Shen Feng and the others have told me several times, and I think it makes sense. Look, for example, the Queen, or Sister Tong, right?"
Huang Dashan:(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
This is the eternal pain in Mr. Shan’s heart, and he is always dragged out and stabbed in the heart.
Mr. Shan's eyes were wandering, with a cautious and disbelieving expression.
He opened his mouth wide,
"Look at the sky...even you...can see it??"
Damn, what do you mean, even I can see it? Is it weird that I can see it?
Lin Chou said,
"Really, you can give it a try. We all have your solid backing."
emmmmm, ever since I met Lin Chou and met Mr. Shan, I have always heard that he is very talented in raising children.
For example, Shan Ye, the youngest girl in Bai Qiong's family, often works as a nanny. It is said that the little girl always becomes happy when she sees Huang Dashan, as if she has the gift of being friendly to little babies.
correct,
Now Shan Ye and Li Heigou can definitely form a combination, specializing in taking care of the children, one is responsible for spiritual communication and the other is responsible for physical supply.
Earn a lot of circulation points, and you can also gain the favor of several beautiful wives and mothers at regular intervals.
OK~
Lin Chou talked about this idea and finally said,
"Anyway, you, the old man, are just idle. You can't even afford to raise those two little yellow chickens, so you have to send them back to Luan Mountain. Isn't it embarrassing?"
Huang Dashan seemed to be really taken in, and his face turned green as he thought about it.
"Damn it, you changed the topic too fast, no, no, no, I get carsick!"
"Speaking of cars, I finally gave away my funny little sheep... How about I get a dog saddle for my four dogs? It feels a little inconvenient to stand with my hair pulled all the time~"
I have to say that taking a mount of Sigouzi’s level out is quite cool. Apart from being a bit hot, the comfort is guaranteed.
Poor Si Gouzi couldn't eat well, couldn't sleep well, and had to be worried about by the big boss. His fate was really bad.
——Well, it’s best to hang a few strong big bags on it. Sigouzi is very strong, so he won’t feel any pressure even if he is loaded with things.
Lin Chou suddenly remembered,
"Hey, in April, you can pick up yellow plates with seeds on Mingguang Northeast Beach, right?"
Huang Dashan thought for a while,
"It should be, so..."
"Of course I'll pick them up. It's in season, and starfish won't taste good after a while."
Hidden in the waters northeast of Mingguang are a large number of yellow starfish the size of an adult's palm. People in Mingguang call them yellow plates. Their skin is poisonous, they have little flesh but a lot of seeds, and they are very fresh.
Every April, the young abalones that were mass-produced by purple abalone in the sea last autumn just grow to a size of 6 to 1 mm, which is exactly the size that Huang Plate likes. They will come close to the beach to eat enough small abalones and start their own reproduction.
Expect.
There is no need to go to the sea at this time, you can pick up a lot near the beach.
Huang Dashan rolled his eyes,
"I don't like this name."
His own surname is Huang, and his team's name is Panshan. It's strange that he likes the nickname Starfish.
Huang Dashan said,
"Please be honest, can you let us guys calm down and have a few good meals?"
Lin Chou thought it right, stood up and said,
"Then I'll go now and come back before dawn. I can't delay making money~"
Huang Dashan: said!
"I'll go with you, Ge. Don't expect to run away, I'll drag you back."
Si Gouzi, who was standing guard for the Houshan Detachment of Women, was sleeping soundly when he was woken up by Lin Chou's roar. Several large sacks were prepared. Lin Chou and Huang Dashan stood on Si Gouzi and set off from the mountain stream to the northeastern coast.
On the left side of the two men is the plain area occupied by bright light, and on the right side is the vast and dark ancestral mountain, with beasts roaring and insects chirping one after another.
Huang Dashan’s ears are straightened,
"The alien beasts have regained their strength so quickly? The last wave of beasts consumed a lot of money... Dog-like things are really fertile... Mingguang is also unlucky..."
Lin Chou nodded, thinking in his heart,
"The exotic beasts will soon pass their mass breeding period, and the quality of their meat will become much better. Well, civets in May and June~"
Huang Dashan: "..."
Come on, this guy has nothing to do with anything concerned about the country and the people. He turned it over inside and out and ate it all.
——But this is what your Shanye likes the most!
For Si Gouzi's height, there was no pressure at all in wading through the mountain stream. The two of them and the dog soon reached the beach on the northeast coast.
Lin Chou threw the things in his hand to Master Shan.
"Here, you can pull out the handle of the fence, and when you stand on the shore, you can catch the starfish that is very close. The starfish is yellow and obvious."
Huang Dashan was speechless for a long time while carrying a long-handled broken fence.
"Then what are you going to do?"
"Go inside, the ones inside are bigger and fatter. When I went to the inner bay last time, I seemed to see a lot of outcroppings of reefs here. Maybe I can get some scallops and abalone. Maybe there is also black gold abalone.
~"
Occasionally, the sea hunting team can bring back some good-quality black gold abalone from the northern seas, but they cannot reach the 1.5 cm standard before the catastrophe, and they can only be regarded as the dwarfs among the black gold abalone.
Master Shan looked at him suspiciously,
"Oh no, you kid is going to run away again, right?"
Lin Chou said,
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and catch them. I think there are a lot of them. Rush back before dawn to steam the buns. I'm busy."
Master Shan twisted his mouth and saw Lin Chou disappearing on the dark sea with a few ups and downs, and he honestly picked up the starfish.
"Mmp, if I have this skill, I don't want to give you all the benefits. I also want to float on the water."
The starfish below the sea surface were rolled around and crumpled into a ball due to the strong waves.
"Silly thing, you can't run away when you're full. Where in the world is there a free lunch~"
Shanye poked it casually, and the tip of the fence immediately pierced the starfish, and white mucus burst out, and turned into yellowish brown.
"..."
"Is this stuff really edible? Don't you dare to fool me!"
It is impossible to eat all kinds of seafood when you are at the beach. Huang Dashan has never eaten starfish, and it feels strange to see how numb these things are.
"It's a loss, it's been treated as free labor...emmmm, but civets are okay, remember."
Huang Dashan was grabbing and looking longingly at the dark sea. If Lin Chou slipped away under his nose, people who couldn't eat steamed buns would probably make him into a bun tomorrow.
More than an hour later, Lin Chou came back with the sack, said "There is a black gold abalone" and ran away again.
Huang Dashan opened the sack and found a sack full of yellow starfish. There was only a solitary big black abalone on top. He was speechless.
Lin Chou's trip lasted another three hours.
Huang Dashan had already filled all the sacks, and he and Si Gouzi looked at each other helplessly.
Pa~
Huang Dashan casually swatted to death a mutated mosquito that was half the size of a grasshopper, and his hands were immediately covered in blood - really, his hands were covered in blood.
"I'm sorry..."
If he stays here any longer, the person who will come looking for him is probably one of those giant mutant mosquitoes with mouthparts that can be attached to a car and used as stingers - this is what his pangolin likes to use.
The four dogs gasped and gasped,
"Oooh~"
Prince Huang felt that he was being ridiculed.
However, you can't afford to offend.
As long as the one with red eyes doesn't come out to have fun, this dog can beat him to death five times in three seconds.
"One after another!"
Lin Chou ran back from the sea with an oversized sack in each hand and another on his head.
He said excitedly,
"If it hadn't been too dark to see, and if we could have caught more, I guess there would be big guys lying under the sea."
Huang Dashan asked,
"How many did you do?"
"There are thirteen of them that are larger than the size of a palm, and there are even smaller ones. They are making a lot of money."
"mutated?"
"It seems like half of them are mutated, I didn't pay attention."
Lin Chou suddenly blinked at Shan Ye,
"Where...were you sitting just now?"
Master Shan was puzzled. He didn't know why Lin Chou suddenly asked such a question.
"Just sit here, on the bag."
Lin Chou sighed and said,
"Did I tell you before I left that the echinoderms of starfish are poisonous?"
Master Shan has already noticed something is wrong,
"Say, of course not!"
"Oh, no wonder~"
"..."
Gone?
Don’t you want to say anything else if you are riding a horse?! (To be continued)