This "噫~" is very flavorful, and what's even more flavorful is that the little girl with a pale face added "噫拉~" at the back
Lin Chou's face was dark and dark, and he stopped talking.jpg
Sister-in-law Hu laughed so hard that her plump and abrupt curves looked even more imposing to others.
For example, the little girl with her head tilted had a hint of longing in her eyes.
As for Lin, forgive him, he is still a child, he came from the wilderness and has no knowledge.
"Xiao Jiang, don't you plan to let your sister-in-law in?"
The little girl quickly opened her slender...er...slender body. In short, she was very thin, very thin.
Lin Chou suddenly felt that a certain part of his brain had connected again.
"Old thief Jiang Nan has lost his conscience——"
Before he was ten years old, Lin Chou often said this saying, which was catchy, so he was often chased by Jiang Nan with his "army" all over the alley.
Jiang Nan pursed her thin lips and raised the corners of her mouth,
"Hmph! Lin Xiaodan!"
emmmmmmm, it is often the case that real childhood friends become closer to each other through a superficial friendship that they have not seen for many years.
Yes, I haven’t seen you for many years.
Ever since Lin was pinched in some embarrassing parts by the 16-kilogram goose "Little Garlic" raised by Comrade Xiao Jiang, the innocent friendship between the two began to go downhill.
Friendships before the age of ten have always been relatively simple and fragile.
Of course, as a man, Lin is not particularly narrow-minded.
What really broke up the friendship was that after a small dispute between the two, Xiao Jiang locked someone Lin in a room with "little garlic, shallots, star anise, cumin" and other terrible creatures - a total of two people.
Hours.
What a cruel act! What a vile act!
Xiao Jiang didn't know if he remembered the same scene as Lin Chou. He covered his mouth and narrowed his dark eyes with a smile inside.
Lin Chou's face turned darker.
Stepping into the yard, I heard Sister Hu say from the front,
"The geese this girl raised are really handsome~"
Lin Chou looked up - the entire courtyard was filled with slender necks held high, their heads turned sideways and staring at the visitors with one eye. Some of the leading geese that looked particularly tall were slowly spreading their wings, and the whole thing looked huge.
More than three to five times more, they lowered their heads like a slender swallow-feather arrow.
"Ball, ball sack!"
Attack stance?
Lin Chou was confused. This, this, this script is wrong.
Ha~
Is this how you, a bunch of domesticated beasts, use this unbridled attitude to face an executioner with bloody hands and a professional cook?
Lin Chou was frightened and agitated in his heart, and his attitude was correct and peaceful, which was true.
He looked at them like he was looking at a piece of meat on the cutting board - but why did Mao Linchou feel that they looked at him like they were looking at some kind of delicious food?
So here comes the question. According to the standard conversion formula, the combat effectiveness of an otaku is equal to 0.5 geese. As a particularly awesome evolver, is Lin capable of fighting against a yard full of geese?
ridiculous!
You are asking for your own death!
You are striking an egg against a stone!
You guys are...this is...
Xiao Jiang closed the iron door with a clang, and said helplessly to Lin Chou who was clinging to the door like an octopus,
"Excuse me, you're blocking me. If you don't hang the door bolt, the goose will run away."
"Oh." Lin Chou's movements were very professional. He held the door panel with the palms of his arms spread out. To be honest, this is a secret. This can bring more security, with the palms facing outward.
No, if your palms are sweaty and the cool breeze blows, your whole heart will feel cold.
When Xiao Jiang turned around, he was also shocked.
"what happened?"
There are more than a hundred big white geese in the whole yard, all of them are like feathers, ready to go. Usually, even if the people they particularly hate come, it is only a few leading male geese who can pose in such a posture.
If their owner Jiang Nan hadn't happened to be within the effective killing range, perhaps the tragedy would have happened by now.
Jiang Nan looked at Lin Chou with a strange expression,
"You really... haven't changed at all..."
This man is a goose.
Lin Chou trembled - no, I have changed, I have become more hateful than before. Find out about the mandatory hostile buff for all avian creatures!
By the way, I just remembered this now. Is it too late?
Jiang Nan opened her arms to protect Lin Chou behind her,
"It's okay, it's okay. They don't dare to jump up and pinch you when I'm here."
"What about the one who doesn't jump?"
"You are stupid, you can't jump if they don't jump! What are you doing! I told you to jump up and hide!"
"Gah~gah~!"
"Ah...am I pretty...ahhhhh..."
Ten minutes later, Lin Chou stood in Xiao Jiang's room in a state of embarrassment. Sister-in-law Hu and Xiao Jiang were picking goose feathers all over his body for him.
——My mentality is completely broken.
Jiang Nan is still complaining,
"I told you not to move. Why are you running? They won't pinch you if you hide behind me!"
"..."
Lin Chou was silent for a full minute and said fiercely,
"I want all of these geese!"
beep quietly,
"I'll find a car, and you'll be responsible for taking me to Yanhui Mountain."
Jiang Nan snorted,
"That's not possible. You can only produce a third at most, and they haven't reached maturity yet. These are two years and two months old. We just sold a batch last month. You have to wait."
"
Jiang Nan said,
"I heard that you have become an evolved person. You open a restaurant outside, right? Evolved people also eat ordinary food like this?"
Lin Chou rubbed his face, feeling that his entire face had been stretched by those plier-like mouths.
"What's wrong with the evolved people? They don't just have one nose and two nostrils to vent their air. They have even greedier mouths. They are all genuine 'foodies'."
Jiang Nan said,
"I heard that you have always been in the first level. Will they bully you for being weak and eat the King's meal?"
Lin Chou waved his hand, and if it weren't for the goose feathers flying like snow all over his body, he would have looked very impressive.
"It doesn't exist, kill them."
Jiang Nan just smiled and didn't believe it at all.
She talks a lot, but it can be seen that the little girl usually doesn't talk to others very much, and she doesn't understand many common sense things.
"The minimum price for my goose is twelve cents a pound, no bargaining."
After saying that, he looked at Lin Chou with a very naughty look.
Lin Chou twitched the corner of his mouth,
"If all are calculated according to the standard of the big goose that pinched me the hardest just now, I will give you five hundred and one catties."
Jiang Nan said speechlessly,
"That's not possible. We have to keep it to step on the eggs. It is the backbone of the geese group. It is already eleven years old this year - and, you don't know it, it is Little Garlic!"
Lin Chou pressed her legs together and felt a chill in her crotch.
Am I pretty, mmp, you hear you are not as pretty as me!
"It it it it it...it old man...is actually still alive??"
Jiang Nan smiled and said,
"Of course, the current flock of geese can be counted as its descendants. I have weighed it, and the little garlic has weighed forty-six pounds, and there is glue on its head."
"Last time, a man named Fu came over, and I wasn't willing to sell it for 3,000 points."
"Huh, Xiaoqiang grew up with me, I won't sell it."
Lin Chou pinched her chin and said,
"Your surname is Fu... They are from Yishanfang, I guess. They are discerning... I didn't even notice it just now, Xiaolian... there's glue on the old man's head?"
Goose glue is the crown part of the goose's head. Except for a few species, some common old geese's crowns will also produce glue, but it is very rare to grow to an edible size.
Jiang Nan nodded,
"The man surnamed Fu said that the little garlic may have a mutation, so it will live a long time. Even the offspring of the little garlic have bigger crowns than other geese."
Jiang Nan couldn't stop talking about his goose. The two of them talked about the various textures and textures of the goose for a long time. Sister-in-law Hu felt a little strange.
"Is it now fashionable for childhood sweethearts to talk about this kind of thing?"
Jiang Nan said angrily,
"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about?"
After thinking about it,
"Every time regular customers come, I will let them try the dishes. I will kill a goose. Wait for me!"
Lin Chou smiled,
"With thin arms and legs, it's a question of whether you can lift the goose. There's no need to try, just take a look and it's enough."
Lin Chou asked,
"Do you have a regular source of customers? How many geese can you give me?"
Jiang Nan was surprised,
"How many can you ask for? I produce thirty young geese, twenty adult geese, and ten old geese every year."
Lin Chou suddenly choked up,
"What are you talking about? There are only sixty of them in total!"
Sister-in-law Hu was shocked,
"Twelve points per pound, a goose weighs more than ten pounds, for God's sake...this girl is so profitable...she will lay golden eggs...ahem..."
Lin Chou wonders,
"Too little, can there be more?"
Jiang Nan pursed her lips,
"It's okay, it's just... they're very edible, I... I..."
To put it bluntly, Jiang Nan could not spend so much money to expand the scale of her breeding. Her geese might eat more than just free grass and fish and shrimp in the pond.
Lin Chou understood,
"It's nothing."
I touched my pocket and found that the circulation point card given by the Snow Dumpling boss happened to be not on the counter.
"Take this card. Evolvers generally have a huge appetite. I can eat as many geese as I want and sell them. This is just a deposit."
The three words "One Million" shining brightly on the card made Jiang Nan and Sister Hu almost suffocate.
"This this..."
"Lin Zi, don't you do some... not very good business..."
Lin Chou waved his hand,
"I don't have any cash, so I'll leave it with you for now and wait for the rest. Can you just give me the goose in the future?"
This is not because Lin Chou is showing off, but because he only has a card and no cash. The cash in his pocket will be immediately confiscated by the system and turned into numbers on the panel. As for the circulation point card, it must be entered into the counter. Maybe the system is also
There are certain procedures to go through.
Jiang Nan didn't know what to say. The "faxiao" whom she hadn't seen or spoken to since she was ten years old suddenly became a millionaire, which made her little head unable to react.
Sister-in-law Hu said simply and neatly,
"It's an evolution after all. It's different. This card alone is enough for your sister-in-law to live for two lifetimes."
Lin Chou was smiling furtively,
"That's not possible. When Calabash Baby reaches the second level, the amount of medicinal materials needed for body refining every year will exceed this number, not to mention that he will have to replenish himself with various expensive exotic animal meats from time to time."
Sister-in-law Hu opened her mouth in horror,
"so much??"
Lin Chou nodded,
"There are very few evolvers who don't want to climb to higher places. Mutants are already relatively economical compared to awakened ones and warriors."
Sister-in-law Hu patted her heart,
"Stop talking, your sister-in-law's heartbeat is not enough. This is too scary."
Ordinary people will not know the "markets" of Evolvers very well. Most of them will only selectively filter out some information that interests them and enjoy talking about it.
For example, people in the alley only know that becoming an evolutionist can get a "salary" of 7,000 circulation points per month, an iron rice bowl, but they don't think about what the evolutionist will pay for it.
emmmmmmm, maybe it’s life, maybe it’s poll tax.
Sister-in-law Hu said to Jiang Nan,
"Did you hear that? If you don't put the card away, Xiao Linzi will be your sponsor from now on, the kind of person who hides her beauty in a golden house~"
"If you can't pay with geese, you can still pay with people~"
Sister-in-law Hu is really...
No matter whether Uncle Tiger Lin Chou or Jiang Nan, they were completely defeated in front of Sister-in-law Hu who had a loud voice and was domineering and explicit.
Jiang Nan blushed and said seriously,
"I will write down every expense and I will post it to you when the time comes."
What does that sentence mean? He, Lin Chou, has never touched money. He, Lin Chou, is not interested in money at all!
(Cry, woo woo woo woo woo...)
Lin Chou was actually very happy. He was particularly satisfied with the quality of these geese. Even when twisting people, their movements were so elegant and yet so violent.
——This kind of beauty must fully bloom on Lin’s chopping board, huh!
"Okay, that's it. When will the first batch of geese be delivered to me?"
Jiang Nan said,
"The nearest young geese are still twenty-one days old, and the adult geese and old geese are also around that time, within a few days."
"Okay, I'll wait for your good news. When the geese come out, let Calabash Boy and Erhu call Bao Er over. He will know what to do."
Sister-in-law Hu smiled and said,
"Have you finished the business? Let's go to my sister-in-law's house for dinner. Our little annoying guy is not here today. I want to have a few drinks with your sister-in-law."
"Well, wait a minute while I catch a goose..."
"No, someone gave me something on the way. They are all ingredients."
"That's right, where can you take something with you to my sister-in-law's house?" Sister-in-law Hu said mysteriously, "My sister-in-law has good things there, good things that you can't usually eat."
Lin Chou was curious,
"What is it that you can't usually eat? What is it?"
Jiang Nan's eyes were bright.
Sister-in-law Hu took it a step further,
"You'll know when the food is ready. Let's go, it's almost dark, and I don't know if your Uncle Tiger will come back today, old guy!"
Lin Chou said,
"Sister-in-law Hu, when will your yard be connected to Uncle Hu's? I don't think you can even fit the soy sauce vat in your yard."
Mrs. Hu’s eyebrows stood up.
"Little bastard, are you here to amuse your sister-in-law? You must be tired of life!"
"Eh? How can you call it a pastime? This is serious business, absolutely serious business!"
Jiang Nan snickered along.
Mrs. Hu muttered,
"You little bastard...I've been thinking about your sister-in-law...that old guy wants to save face and suffer the consequences."
"Sister-in-law, what did you say?"
"Ah...cough...nothing, nothing..."
"I seem to hear someone trying to save face or something..."
"Shut up, do you believe I can sew it up for you?" (To be continued)