Chapter nine hundred and fortieth big fish, small fish
Well, that's the situation. Comrade Wu Xiaohei's words probably just meant to save a little face from being smashed to pieces on the ground.
——It belongs to remedial measures and modal particles, similar to 'don't leave after school if you have the ability'; like this.
Taking the mutated big cat with him, Wu Xiaohei quickly escaped.
Sister-in-law Hu said worriedly,
"Oops, there's an old saying that the King of Hell makes trouble for little devils. The one named Wu must have gone to bring in reinforcements. You'd better hide in Lin Zi, they will make trouble for you."
Lin Chou shrugged his shoulders,
"Then we can't leave anymore."
No matter what, the trouble must be solved completely. How can such a scourge be left in the alley.
Lin Chou has only been here for a while, and Sister-in-law Hu has complained several times.
It's a pity that there is no elderly yangko team, neighborhood committee red armband team or the like in the alley, otherwise there would be no soil for such a small hooligan group to survive in the streets and alleys. They have been cleaned up by the uncles and aunties in various unimaginable ways.
It's clean - don't believe it. It is said that the two mysterious organizations mentioned above helped solve major cases many times before the catastrophe. They collected a lot of existences, killed serial murderers and captured an elite spy alive with one hand.
It simply can only belong to the category of basic exercises.
Ahem, that's too far off topic.
Lin Chou said,
"Well, I'm going out for a while and I'll be back in a while."
After Lin Chou went out, Jiang Nan smiled and said,
"Ah, he must have run away!"
Sister-in-law Hu stared at her,
"Girl, what are you talking about? Is Lin Zi that kind of person?"
He was sucking and eating, which had scared her just now.
"I'm full." After a while, Jiang Nan stuck out her tongue and said,
"Hmph, people are not beautiful...ah...why are you back so soon?"
In fact, Lin Chou found a store at the entrance of the alley and borrowed a radio to contact Huang Dashan. He felt that Shan Ye was more experienced than himself in dealing with such little hooligans who did not remember to fight and harm the village.
The biggest gangster leader!
After Huang Dashan listened to Lin Chou's words, the first question he asked was,
"Oh, this is so new. Hey, you didn't kill anyone, did you?"
Lin Chou choked and rolled his eyes.
Huang Dashan said,
"It's too much, can you handle it? Oh, Pythagorean Alley, I can't bear it anymore. Even White Rabbit plans to buy a small courtyard there to enjoy his old age. It's a geomantic treasure."
"It's a simple matter. It's easy to kill whoever it is to show that we're in the wrong, so that they don't have the energy to make waves. You don't need to worry about it, just wait."
Huang Dashan dismissed Lin Chou with a few words, and then started his daily complaints in a verbose manner.
"Hey, when are you going to go back to the tavern? Have you ever heard that one day without seeing you is like three autumns? Let me tell you, it will be half an autumn for us who are hungry and full.
.."
Lin Chou felt that when asking for help, he had to save some face for the 'sufferer', so he was considerate and did not interrupt him or hang up the call. He put the microphone on the table and let Shan Ye talk to the air.
Escaped first.
That's it, can you come back soon?
Lin Chou rolled her eyes and said,
"Old thief Jiang Nan, I heard you. Your ability to say bad things and still get caught 100% of the time is really missed."
Jiang Nan chuckled,
"That's better than some people. It doesn't matter if they have a straight face. It's particularly rare to have facial barrage and simultaneous voice broadcast."
"..."
emmmmm!
In fact, this is the case. Lin Chou has not corrected this problem since he was a child and has suffered a lot of disadvantages - he can always say what is on his mind smoothly at an appropriate or inappropriate time.
Lin Chou felt very tired and expressed that he did not want to talk.
"This damn girl's movie is not cute at all, I think..."
"Hey, you said it again."
"(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
...
It was night, Lin Chou stayed in the alley.
I haven't been back to the small shop in the alley for a long time. I tossed and turned on the short and narrow panel bed at the door of the kitchen, which made me feel uncomfortable.
There is an old saying that goes from frugality to luxury, it is easy to move from luxury to frugality. Lin Chou felt that he had fallen. The small bed board that he was used to sleeping on now became unbearable after lying on it for a while.
I had to get up again, put the table together, and spread the quilt.
"This is much better..."
When I was in a daze, I heard several noises in the alley.
"What the hell...Uncle Tiger is back..."
Ten minutes ago, Ma Jiao Alley.
The curfew order was changed due to the construction period of the Four Walls, and the entire lower city and outer city were even busier than during the day.
In the yard of Wu Xiaohei's house, dozens of people surrounded the mutated giant lynx, and the atmosphere seemed to be filled with sadness and joy.
Wu Xiaohei was kicked several times by the boss and was a little lame. He stood aside and did not dare to speak.
Wu Xiaohei's eldest son, whose surname is Liu, is one of those textbook-level classic cases where he starts to mutate and alienate at an extremely old age but can never complete this reading in his lifetime and never become a true evolver.
Boss Liu usually hangs around Market No. 11. There are things ranging from throwing a needle to murder and setting fires in the market. As long as you have paid the "sanitary fee" which starts at 0 circulation points per week, asking Boss Liu to do things is more reliable than getting into trouble.
too much.
It's quite expensive, but it's still useful.
Although he is not a good commodity, Boss Liu can be regarded as a "righteous" person in Market No. 11 - at least no one says that he is not worth the 0 circulation points.
Boss Liu is grinding his teeth, making a squeaking sound.
"That kid's cat really slapped Xiao Jin away??"
Wu Xiaohei curled up his neck and looked confused.
"Really boss, I definitely didn't lie, that kitten is definitely a strange beast and didn't run away!"
Boss Liu sneered,
"Let me just say, that guy is definitely not in the shitty restaurant business. He might actually be an illegal thief, haha!"
A group of younger brothers immediately cooperated with their boss's idea and began to think about it.
"That's right, kidnapping exotic animals into the base city without even a sign that has passed the quarantine inspection is a complete disregard for human life. As a righteous and aspiring young man, I..."
"The boy is not simple. No wonder only the people in the first-level alley have taught him so much. Hum, no wonder the people who deal with him are all big shots!"
Boss Liu waved his hand,
"I was thinking that there is something going on here. The people living near Market No. 11 are our parents. How dare you do this kind of business under my eyes? If you hurt my little gold, I will make you pay for it with blood."
..Brothers, we’ve got this guy, let’s give him some stolen goods today!”
"When the internal and external coordination comes together, there will be a conflict. I'm afraid he will have eight mouths and he won't be able to tell the number, hehehe~"
Boss Liu is very skilled in using this method. Whether it is against competitors or ordinary people, it is more effective than anything else.
There was a loud crashing noise in the yard,
"The bat has a purpose. Have you seen this? It's an eight-kilogram pine meat hammer with dot-like protrusions. It's definitely useful. It was specially stolen from the restaurant where I work part-time."
"Loose meat hammer? It's so spicy! Look at this, you've never seen it before. Hey, don't underestimate the long-handled shovel. Take a look at the big steel shovel that has been used to grind peppers for more than ten years. The surface of the shovel is all red.
If my seven-kilogram shovel head hits someone, it will cause double physical and magical damage. It will be so sour..."
A variety of miscellaneous alternative weapons tell the rich experiences and colorful life attitudes of these young men.
Boss Liu suddenly felt a headache.
"I bet you are sick, why are you carrying three rabbits?"
A short and skinny boy:
"Boss, boss, I am no ordinary rabbit, I..."
Boss Liu gritted his teeth,
"If you kid can't tell me a thing, you know."
A short and skinny boy:
"Boss, boss, this is the Australian black rabbit. It is a half-alien beast. It is one of the most terrifying creatures with the strongest reproductive capacity within a radius of 1,500 kilometers. A pair of rabbits left in the city will not last for a year.
There are more rabbits than people there - they even eat wood and dirt!"
Boss Liu's mouth twitched, obviously he had heard of the reputation of this thing.
"This is the Australian Black Rabbit. Knock, why is it white?"
The younger brother chuckled and said,
"The meat of this rabbit cannot be eaten. It will cause disasters at every turn. Boss, if someone comes to find this thing in that kid's house, hehehe..."
Boss Liu's eyes suddenly lit up and he raised his thumb.
"Yes, this idea is right!"
Dozens of people roared out of the yard and rushed to the Pythagorean Alley next door.
Boss Liu lowered his voice and did "pre-war mobilization".
"You have to act quickly. That kid is a first-order evolver. You know the roundabout tactics. As soon as you arrive at the entrance of the alley, whoever is there will immediately wirelessly notify the development committee. According to the time of each mission of the development committee, three and a half minutes is enough for them to catch up.
Come here."
"We don't need to be tough with that kid, hold him back and don't let him run away. If an incident occurs, as soon as we arrive at the scene, hehe, he will suffer."
"You have an idea. The goal this time is to avenge Xiao Jin and make some money at the same time. If you have any little things or money, just put them in your pocket. Don't be vague. You guys are a little bit crazy about the scale. You shouldn't.
Don't take what you have."
"Brothers, maybe this is a big fish. If you do it well, you will definitely make a profit. Tomorrow, after finishing this business, I will not join the team tomorrow. Brothers, find a place to have a good drink and find a few
Girl, relax quickly!"
"Don't get hurt. You won't be reimbursed. I'm telling you, it's not so easy to take advantage of the Evolved Ones. Even if we have more people, we may not be able to defeat them, right?"
"If there is no evidence, let's create evidence for the commission. The idea suggested by the Skinny Monkey is very good. Be wise and take a long-term view. Don't just kill and kill all day long. What age is this? There are people everywhere."
He's an evolved person, can he beat you guys!"
Every time this happens, Mr. Liu feels excited and sad at the same time.
It is particularly difficult to lead a large team. There are dozens of boys waiting to be fed and fed. They are all brainless young people who want to worry about how to use the toilet to wipe their butts.
After finally finding a place in Market No. 11 to support his family, Liu was still far from fifty and his hair was mostly gray.
It’s difficult, business is hard to do.
At the head of Pythagorean Alley, Boss Liu arranged the young men properly, stretched out three fingers,
"Inform the committee in three minutes. We have about ten minutes. Those of you who are going to break the committee with broken hammers and axes will be here in a while. Hide me, do you hear me?!"
"superior!"
The dark night seemed particularly quiet. There was no light in the alley, and the dense moss and weeds under my feet made me feel like I was walking in the intestines of some huge and terrifying creature.
Boss Liu murmured in his heart,
"I'm knocking, but it feels weird...what's wrong..."
A little brother beeped quietly,
"This alley is unfinished. People who are so lazy must have no money. Everyone on the other side of the four walls is making a lot of money. Every household in Xiacheng District is as busy as the New Year. Why is there no light in this alley...
"
The younger brother's words were like a lightning strike in Boss Liu's mind.
"Damn it, the wind is blowing, there's an ambush!!"
However, several ultra-bright source crystal energy spotlights suddenly shone on Boss Liu and the younger brothers.
"Zi Zi"
Under the familiar sizzling sound and the powerful aura, Boss Liu and the younger brothers immediately did not dare to move - no doubt, products using source crystal as energy cannot be measured by common sense. When necessary, this spotlight can even use high temperature,
The electric current can cause an ordinary person's body to lose control instantly without causing much harm. The only disadvantage is that the pain caused by this function is on the level of incontinence.
A burst of laughter like a free shipping came from a certain courtyard,
"Hahaha, little bastards, I thought you wouldn't come~!"
A whole group of vampires wearing uniforms appeared in front of Boss Liu. Boss Liu just took one look at the uniforms and almost fainted.
"Your second uncle, who are you trying to trick me, the car character team!!"
To a certain extent, the reason why the Shenlong has never seen its end is because the Chezi team and Boss Liu’s group all have the same dream.
For example: to ensure the safety of one party or something...
Ahem, it’s just that the Chezi team is targeting the All-Mingguang Evolvers and Boss Liu is targeting the No. 11 market.
When colleagues meet, it's not like they feel like old friends at first sight, nor are there any regrets about meeting each other late. Boss Liu felt that the leading guy looked at him like he was looking at a cute little hamster struggling on a roller.
Liu Lao Avenue,
"Well, that... boss... don't get me wrong. We got news before that someone in this alley is illegally raising dangerous exotic animals without formal inspection and quarantine procedures. I'm here
I don't think so, I have to take care of this, I..."
Before he finished speaking, a bald man with an aura walked out from the crowd.
"That's a good reason. On the way here, I was thinking of a way to throw you all into the mountains to mine!"
"Hey, with so many controlled weapons, are they preparing to kill people and silence them or obstruct official duties?"
Clang~
All kinds of messy things are thrown all over the floor, who dares to continue holding them?
Bald and not wearing uniform, with a ferocious smile,
"Tsk, who is that? Do you think the sentence is enough?"
The "big guy" from the production team glanced at Mr. Liu with ill intentions, then nodded and bowed to the bald head and said,
"That's enough, that's enough. What do you think is appropriate for this old boy to 'raise'? A third-level long-tailed rat lizard...isn't it a bit too lo-fi? How about replacing it with a fourth-level malignant spotted weasel?"
Our team has one in hand, but it has a broken leg, but it’s completely useful."
The bald man pinched his chin and continued to be malicious.
At this time, several people from the car team dragged over the mutated lynx that had been left outside the alley to show off at Wu Xiaohei's house.
Boss Liu screamed,
"No, this won't work. Xiao Jin has formal procedures..."
The bald man casually took off the palm-sized metal plaque from Xiaojin's neck that represented his identity and inspection and quarantine certificate, and crumpled it into a ball.
"What procedure?"
The piece of metal creaked and made an unbearable sharp friction sound, and seemed to have begun to heat up and turn red.