Pieces of dreamlike azure light set off the diamond crown-like dome like a fairyland. Heavy snow fell from the sky, and soon the hilltop was completely dyed white.
The bastards who were watching the excitement from a distance were under the protection of Master Gungun, and they gossiped unscrupulously:
"Wow, come on, it's snow, it's snow!"
"If anyone has a record, I'll wipe it out. At this time, go and fly around, Mingguang Daily, Mingguang Pravda, Mingguang Morning News, Mingguang Water Friends... All the royalties for the front pages are yours!"
"Don't beep, just let me quietly shed tears of emotion for this unparalleled beauty."
A low-level evolver wrapped himself tightly in the quilt and gasped hissingly.
"I, Wang Kai, learned another idiom today, 'wind and tears flow'."
"Mom, it's so cold."
Lin Chou and Hong Dashan stood there blankly. Hong Dashan pondered for a while and said with difficulty,
"On this occasion...of beautiful scenery, you should drink from a...tank with me."
Well, it was just a roundabout way of reminding a certain evil boss that he still owed him a drink.
Lin Chou's attention was no longer on Hong Dashan. He opened his mouth and sighed with emotion.
"Tsk, what a good man! The apocalypse!"
He was very familiar with this aqua light and this smell.
Lin Chou was a very generous person. Unlike some stingy women, he didn't think that Niu Lanqi's lingering ghost was a bad thing that made people mad.
"I just ran away. I actually remembered to contribute my bloodline ability to help suppress the big man Snow Tuanzi."
"I, Lin, was so moved that I almost cried."
emmmmmmm, look at our dog beeping system, sometimes it can really make Lin Chou's scalp numb with its saucy operation.
Lin Chou could completely imagine how Niu Lanqi felt in a corner of the depths. She must have broken those neat white teeth, right?
The realm guarded by the spirit of the Home Tree Earth Veins is said to be eternal. "Your flesh and blood is also the soil of my life" and is irreversible.
It seems that even if Niu Lanqi escapes, there is no way to break this connection or delay the Goubi system from dragging her out at the right time to whip her corpse and treat her as a living target.
"Is it possible that every time the Eternal Realm appears in the future, regardless of whether the people who were tied up before escaped or not, they will be pulled out and used as living biological batteries to order around?"
That's really awesome~
Lin Chou coughed lightly and tentatively shouted to the top,
"Boss Snow Dumpling, how do you squeeze your feet?"
Water drops were dripping from the Snow Man's body, and the frost on his body was beginning to melt. He responded to Lin Chou in a weak voice,
"I'm...very...well...I'm...very...hungry..."
The aura of patience is still there, but the boss of Xuetuanzi is obviously halfway out of the Shi Lezhi state just now.
The voice of Huang Dashan,
"My mother, finally...hey hey hey...Ahong...it's my turn, it's my turn..."
Hong Dashan said slowly,
"What did you say..."
Huang Dashan is anxious,
"Hey, hey, hey, Ah Hong, you have to be reasonable. Don't be too cnn. Be careful of Ah Hong turning into an imam... Bah... What the hell am I talking about... Anyway, it's my turn, come out
It’s been long enough!”
Hong Dashan said slowly,
"What did you say..."
True* chorus: "..."
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Lin Chou: "Those two, I can interrupt..."
"Can."
"Don't even think about it!"
Lin Chou: (one_one)
Okay, Lin Chou said it’s okay not to interfere, it’s okay.
...
Half an hour later.
The red mountain holds a huge wine vat, looking at it from afar,
"Dry!"
The Snow Dumpling Boss's mouth was stuffed with fragrant and tender venison. Lin Chou's urinary urges had darkened his heart and liver. Even if the Snow Dumpling Boss' gold card paid the price of a mountain musk deer, he would probably still have paid for it.
Deer meat.
This fully illustrates that no matter how much money you spend in Yanhuishan, you can only buy special effects, but not reasonable and fair quality ingredients.
The snow dumpling boss’s frost-covered dumpling face actually showed a hint of drunken blush,
"Cheers, cheers~"
Lin Chou had goosebumps all over her body as she danced the tango wildly back and forth.
Able to fight, resist, be cute, and fly combos like an arm, Mr. Snow Tuanzi was also a showman during his lifetime.
Bah, what in life!
The drinking of Hong Dashan is accompanied by the wail of Huang Dashan,
"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriI must borrow a sensory sharing system from the warlock master to simulate it."
Every time I drink, Hong Dashan will run out, and every time I drink, this guy will run out.
Drinking and drinking, Huang Dashan himself can't even taste the wine. It can be said that the user experience is extremely poor...
Confucius once said: The loneliness of two people is the fault of three people.
That’s the truth.
Huang Dashan is really going to cry,
"Lin Zi, Lin Zi, please think of a way, wu wu wu... I'm so fucking..."
The refreshing and painful tangle brought by the spicy wine appear on the same face at the same time. The picture is simply beautiful, and the painting style of a mental patient is vividly interpreted.
Lin Chou expressed that he was helpless.
"How about you try to reproduce a trumpet by yourself?"
Huang Dashan was thinking about it and his expression was very impulsive.
Then, this guy suddenly said,
"I mean myself?"
Haha, it’s simply lawless.
A useless deer, tons of barbecue, and hundreds of kilograms of spices. Even if the snow dumpling boss didn't use that crazy eating method, he still couldn't last through a tank of wine.
Lin Chou could only admit that he was unlucky. Fortunately, the Snow Dumpling boss didn't care about the quality of the food, and Lin Chou's cold storage happened to contain a large amount of messy exotic animal meat that he didn't even feel like weighing.
"Alas... I paid it to my grandma's house..."
Lin Chou glanced at the so-called [Master's Certificate] idly and found that this thing was actually just a decoration like the [Medal for Attracting Bees and Butterflies] and the [Medal for Free Drinking], and it came with a system subtitle description.
“Once a teacher, always a father.
Apprenticeship (designated as Su Yourong): The apprentice can learn certain dishes based on their cooking proficiency.
Currently available dishes to learn: None
Su Yourong’s cooking proficiency:/1000”
"I wonder why it is based on the apprentice's proficiency. This makes me, the master, have no dignity at all!"
The system ignored him at all,
"The apprentice's cooking proficiency can be upgraded when it reaches the upper limit. According to the apprentice's level, it can have a certain blessing effect on the skill [Try the Method by Yourself] (not yet effective)."
"Tianxingshidao is officially issued, designated: Mingguang City, Su Clan."
"Tianxingshi Dao+testing the law with one's own body and judging..."
"Dip, the judgment is successful."
"Those who failed the judgment: Su Youyi, Su Wuxing, Su Changshuo, Su Benjuan, Su Benyou... 76 others will be eliminated."
"Erase in progress..."
"Erase and be disturbed..."
"Repeating execution..."
"Dip, the erasure was successful."
As soon as the system subtitles rolled by, an almost continuous blast of thunder came from the direction of the bright light.
Lin Chou: "..."
"Damn it, what the hell are you doing with the dog beeping system?"
This time, the system actually took the initiative to explain.
"Within the scope allowed by the God of Cooking rules, this system has the right to make independent decisions."
"Master of Heaven and Earth! Since the entire Mingguang Su family has recognized the host's identity, and hopes to obtain certain benefits and achieve certain goals, he should be held responsible for this."
Lin Chou had nothing to say.
Master Tianxing said that he could vaguely understand it. As for testing the law with one's own body, that was an ability given by the system.
The two things combined together are probably people who have some kind of "destructive" purpose towards him.
Lin Chou wasn't being pretentious. In fact, he didn't feel much at all and was very calm.
I have lived in an alley since I was a child. I don’t have too many dark sides or ambitions in my personality, so I can be called a good person. How can I expect anything else?
It's just that the system's style is indeed very dark.
There was a pleasant shutdown sound. Damn it, the system quietly slipped away while Lin Chou was in a daze.
Okay, I casually browsed through the prize results and read a skill called "Thunder Strike". Is this a skill?
After all, my strength, Lin, can be considered to be among the ranks of many high-level bosses in Mingguang. After all the calculations, none of them have the bloodline ability that I can master!
"Emmmm, it seems that it is necessary to develop a dish like 'Shuangxiu Soup' in the future. Anyone who doesn't like it will fill their mouth with a bowl of soup and click like thunder. Oh yeah, it's perfect."
The fun of drinking and drinking is still going on, and Gungun has already rushed back with the evolvers over there.
"Wow~"
"pretty!"
"Have you ever heard of..."
"boom!"
The supersonic snowball swept across the last speaking evolver, sending the third-level rookie flying dozens of meters.
"I've heard of snowball fights and making snowmen, and beating women with sticks and roe deer scooping fish!"
"???"
"Am I pretty? Who the hell just attacked me?"
All of a sudden, the mountain was full of five big and muscular old men who were screaming and cheering. They were shot by all kinds of "snowballs" dragging sonic boom clouds around. Lin Chou didn't know whether he should take those balls that looked like snowballs.
The object is called a "snowball", and its hardness is about the same as that of an iron ball.
Then, these guys suddenly made a huge snowman that was fifty or sixty meters tall, covering an area of more than 2,500 square meters. They used more than 200 kilograms of carrots, watered and frozen together to serve as a nose.
It was inserted into the face.
"not bad."
"That's not bad. Did you agree to get one that is exactly the same as the Snow Dumpling Boss?"
"Mao, snowmen all over the world look like that, okay? This is what we call our specialty."
"How about getting another weapon?"
"Master Shan's ax is wrong!"
"Yes, yes, another one from Boss Lin's shovel~"
"Emmmm, I suggest you wear the Origin Armor!"
"That level of difficulty is too high, I can't do it."
So, a fifty-seven-meter-tall boulder with eyes and carrots as a nose was created. The facial expression was weird and ferocious, with one hand for shoveling and one hand for a tabletop ax. There were six pitcher plants stuck in the belly, a large bright mouth with six pitcher plants, and some five big and three rough sleepers hung on the back.
A snowman with eighteen ring scars on his bald head and a colorful cloak is now fake and shoddy but still extremely handsome.
Boss Lin only glanced at it, and all the hairs on his body stood up.
Am I pretty? I am so pretty!
If this thing is just sitting on the mountain, who would dare to come and eat?
However, it was a slap in the face in seconds.
An hour later, the group of second-generation kids in the base city who were so lawless that they would take out a plastic dropper to check the pH level when they heard a fart, came to kill him.
An hour and a half later, the garrison of the Research Institute's Security Committee arrived.
Two hours later, the ladies group arrived.
Lin Chou: "..."
Two and a half hours later, Old Man Gao from the blast furnace arrived with his grandson High Speed Rail.
Well, this one is really "killing".
The old man from the blast furnace rushed up the mountain screaming with a hammer in hand. When he saw the boss of Snow Dumpling hanging high up, his eyes were so split that he almost died on the spot.
"You little brat with a big watermelon, Lin Chou! I'm going to pick off your head and put it under the bed as a urinal and use it fifty times a day in the middle of the night!"
Lin Chou was a little weak.
The red mountain carrying the wine vat made the mean sound of the yellow mountain,
"Tsk, so Mr. Gao is finally willing to face the cruel fact that you have frequent urination and an inflated prostate?"
blast furnace:"???"
It was hard to tell whether the prostate was massively swollen, but the tendons all over Mr. Gao's body began to swell abnormally.
The old man's height seemed to have more than doubled, and his clothes exploded into pieces.
"You bastard! Ahhh, repent under the judgment of justice and die! Hammer of the Holy Spirit!"
Huang Dashan:
"Tsk tsk, he is actually a player with faith. Dare I ask how happy the old man is?"
"Hey, this pose is cool, just like a dog fighting for food."
"Hey, my beard is standing up. What did I say wrong? If there is something wrong, old man, why don't you come and hammer me?"
The talk continued, but Hong Dashan didn't move at all. Now, except for talking, the control of the body belonged to Hong Dashan, not Huang Dashan.
Sikong opened his mouth weakly,
"What is this guy risking his life for?"
Someone in the crowd told the truth... Bah... the truth.
"It seems that if you are knocked unconscious, the Red-Eyed Mountain Master will disappear?"
As he spoke, Mr. Gao's figure was like a dragon swallowing a tiger, and people followed him with a hammer.
Huang Dashan:
"Hehehe, I can see it with the hair on the back of my head. Old man, you should take some supplements."
"You're so weak, maybe your kidneys are overdrawn?"
"Red hair medicinal wine, cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar~"
However, the blast furnace sneered, the hammer swished and the light surged, and the endless weapon phantoms of swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks emerged from the hammer, as if they were solid.
"Buzz~"
The weapon phantoms all greeted Hong Dashan.
All those who were able to transform the original weapon felt a sense of oppression that they had never experienced before. Some people tried to summon the original weapon, but found that the original weapon commanded by Ruzhi did not respond to the owner's call at all, and gave up.
The grandson of Blast Furnace, Gaotie, slapped his forehead, his tone extremely helpless,
"Grandpa is here again. Every time before he hits someone, he yells nonsense... The most annoying thing is... there are actually people who actually believe the names of those moves..."
Mr. Gao is very senior, and there are countless people who have been wronged, false, and wrongly convicted by him, including some elders who are as gentle as jade and drink a lot of wine.
High-speed rail is stuck in thinking,
"Emmm, by the way, what was grandpa shouting at that time? The random cloak hammering technique?"
As a result, an antique belonging to an ancestor of the Wen family was hit hard by a whole set of "blind hammers", and all the front teeth were hammered out.
But in fact, that was the closest the name of Grandpa’s moves came to reality. (To be continued)