Chapter 957: Wave Bantang, Eight Thousand, Important Questions The Three in One Is Very Long
Maybe he felt something in his heart. He was far away in a classroom at the Qinshan Martial Arts School. He was staring at the test paper with a frown on his face, biting his pen, and suddenly sneezed twice hard.
"Who is scolding me?!"
The classroom was filled with children of all sizes, all with the same sad expressions as Calabash Baby, and a few monkey-like ones were whispering to each other.
"Yes?"
"emmmm..."
"The answer is coming~"
"boom!"
The ferocious firelight accurately turned the small paper ball into fly ash.
There was silence, and the whole classroom was as silent as a chill - the radial bullet holes on the charred wall behind seemed to be still shouting something with difficulty.
On the podium, a long-legged and cute female teacher wearing a huge pink pig headset that almost covered her entire head stuck out her tongue.
(Hey, I forgot that this is no longer the Aquamarine Classroom!)
(Calm down, calm down, they are still children...)
(I'm just an invigilator... um...)
(It’s just a proctor, don’t be afraid, don’t be nervous, don’t be shy, Yin Yingying, you are a strong girl! You are great!)
She threw the huge guy in her arms aside with a loud noise.
Said, "No whispering, answer your own questions."
What a nonsense answer!
Calabash baby burst into tears and almost chewed the end of the pen.
Exam subject: The connection between catastrophes and the history of modern geological changes (revised version)
The last twenty-five-point interesting answer question - it's not interesting at all, okay? The passing score is 76. How can you make Calabash Baby interesting?
It's obviously full of malice...
Qinshan Martial Arts School has never been the kind of school where the conscience of the industry will give you a point just by writing "solution" with a colon and a colon, no!
Calabash Boy continued to read the questions he had read a dozen times.
Well, it's actually a copy of a piece of paper said to be unearthed from some ruins before the cataclysm.
"????Hai*** College Entrance Examination XXX Examination Exactly", incomplete handwriting.
According to the senior students, because of the vague half-word that resembles "earth", "眜" and "扌", "History of Geological Changes (Revised Edition)" and "Physics (Second Revised Edition)"
)"'s substitute teacher formed gangs and quarreled and fought all day long.
If nothing else, they all feel that this question should fall within the teaching scope of their department.
Fortunately, there are no "criminal investigation" or "reasoning" courses in high school, otherwise the powerful martial arts teachers in the Three-Party Battle would have been fooled.
Fight, kill one and save the other.
The title is incomplete, but fortunately the title is clear, although students would like them to swap places.
The calabash kid still couldn't control his emotions, and the poor pen finally broke into pieces in the kid's mouth.
He racked his brains and didn't know what to do. He had no idea at all - he could swear that no teacher in any subject had ever taught this kind of thing.
So Calabash Boy resigned to his fate and wrote on the scroll the only real bear he had ever seen whose real name he knew:
"Saber-toothed bear under the forest, black and white."
Calabash Baby thought, if there are actual reference objects, wouldn’t it be more interesting for the marking teacher?
Love is always there through thousands of rivers and mountains, can you give me a point? Just say it~
After coming out of the examination room, Calabash's whole body was in a state of "nothingness", floating and floating.
Erhu and Qin Sheng were waving at him from afar, but the boy didn't see him, so he was so stunned that he almost bumped into them.
Although Qin Sheng and Hu Luwa, the two tigers, are both in lower-level classes, their class schedules are still different. They have no exams today.
Erhu frowned and said,
"Calabash baby, what's wrong with you?"
Calabash Baby was crying, tears rolling in his eyes.
"Finally, I failed the exam! There is only one question left! A twenty-five-point question!"
Erhu asked,
"Isn't this a geography test? You're never bad in culture classes. Why are the questions so difficult?"
Calabash baby muttered quickly,
"A bear fell into a trap. The trap was 19.617 meters deep and the falling time was exactly seconds - what color was the bear?"
Confused: "???"
Qin Sheng became very sympathetic and patted Calabash Baby on the shoulder.
"My condolences. It's normal to fail the exam, isn't it? Hey, your kid is a 'specialty student' and you don't have to pay the make-up exam fee!"
Huluwa showed signs of alienation at a very young age. She was very famous in Mingguang. She didn't have to pay any tuition, books, accommodation, and make-up exams. On the contrary, she got scholarships.
Calabash baby said smugly,
"I, my mother will beat me to death..."
Erhu and Qin Sheng were at their wits end now. Calabash Baby was too young. He had just been weaned. The logic was so profound that even a punctuation mark in his mother's mouth was not as important.
Qin Sheng coughed and said,
"Ahem, what about that? Let's go, I will help you buy some candy~"
I heard that babies who have just been weaned have to get something to bite in their mouths to give them a flavor.
Coaxing children and other things should not be too simple.
As soon as he heard that there was candy to eat, Calabash Baby became really happy.
"Sugar? What kind of sugar? What kind of flavor is it?"
Qin Sheng said boldly,
"The most expensive kind is called wave candy, choose whatever you want!"
"Long live Brother Sheng, yeah!"
Qin Sheng fell into memories:
Speaking of this wave candy, it has a long history.
In fact, Calabash Baby had a little crush on her early on. Well, she was a year or two older than Calabash Child. When the two little guys still talked in babyish tones, their relationship was very close.
The little girl's family was in better condition, so Calabash had saved a month's pocket money to barely make up a quarter of a piece of corrugated candy. It was pitiful, but the little girl made up the rest without hesitation.
The main thing is to highlight one person’s generosity! All the friends in Calabash’s class are so envious that they can’t take care of themselves and wet the bed!
The candy also has a name, what is it called - "Le Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Da Da Da Candy Man"??
In Qin Sheng's opinion, he was just like a villain with a flattened mosquito repellent coil. It was ugly, but children still believed this.
The slogan is 666, the original price is 8, now the new product is on the market, the discounted promotional price is 58, it is only for three days, and it will return to the normal price immediately, 88 or something.
Just buy the candy, but something happened when Calabash and the girl were sharing the candy - he beat up the girl.
When Xia Yu, Qin Sheng and the two tigers rushed over in a hurry, Calabash Baby was holding the candy man and was wiping tears of grievance next to the little girl.
"Hey, does it still hurt? Here you go, you can eat your head~"
The little girl had a bulge on her forehead, which was red and very prominent.
The words "I'm angry, I'm very angry, I'm extremely angry" are written all over the face of a baby fat bun.
The little girl crossed her waist and hummed proudly,
"Don't eat!"
Also imitating the tone of Calabash Baby,
"Why do you eat the head and I eat the feet? Can the head and the feet taste the same?"
Qin Sheng and Er Hu finally understood what they were saying, and after thinking about it carefully, they decided to go over.
So your kid chopped off the head of this little girl because of the issue of who eats the candy head and who eats the feet?
I'm a coward, where's my future?
The grievances in Calabash Baby's heart turned into tears, and she burst into tears.
"You eat the head, the head is delicious, I eat the feet, I just eat the feet..."
The little girl's eyes lit up,
"Really?"
Calabash baby wiped her tears and said loudly,
"Um!"
The little girl looked excited,
"Is it true?"
"Hmm↘" The confidence was obviously low, and he endured the pain, "Hey...hey...leave me a mouthful to lick..."
The little girl suddenly stood up and faced Calabash Baby's face,
"Mu~!"
It was so loud that half of the classroom teachers, parents of the students, and Erhu's group were stunned.
The capacity of the big manger in everyone's head has been flashing red, and the threshold has not been exceeded.
This sudden huge mouthful could not be heard in front of the children, so they all felt very sad.
Calabash baby is still complaining,
"What are you doing? It's all saliva, dirty..."
Little girl: “Huh??”
"No... not dirty... I just ate Le Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Big Candy Man... it's sweet..."
"Hehe~"
Anyway, the result is no longer important. Everyone in the room except these two little guys almost collapsed.
Qin Sheng thought to himself, just kiss, they are so big, what a big deal!
Yeah, but you can't tell Sister-in-law Hu, otherwise Calabash Baby will be beaten into the Seven Calabash Brothers.
afterwards.
Qin Sheng and Erhu were gearing up, preparing to use physics to let Calabash Boy understand what "a good man doesn't fight with a woman" meant - how could he fight with a lesbian if that wasn't the case? It's outrageous! The impact is extremely bad!
It was quite a lesson after being carried into the woods. Qin Erhu and Qin Sheng's mouths became dry after frothing at the mouth for an hour.
As a result, Xia Yu said softly from behind,
"So, this is the reason why you two are single?"
"Come here Calabash, don't pay attention to those two single dogs, my sister will take you to buy some candies~"
Qin Sheng + Er Hu were caught off guard at that time: "???"
Not to mention that time, even now that things have passed for a long time, the two of them still can't figure out what Xia Yu means.
...
Qin Sheng, Erhu, and Calabash Boy squatted aside and watched the students, big and small, rushing past the cafeteria, pasture, and dormitories like waves, while waiting.
"Sister Yu, why don't you come out yet?"
"Well... let's take the exam..."
"I heard that the square-faced guy from Intermediate Class 9 next door went to see Sister Yu again."
"The coder is the one who beats Yaya at night!"
Then Erhu and Qin Sheng sighed together,
"Oh, beauty is a disaster~"
Before Xia Yu could wait, the little girl with a sharp head jumped up and caught up with her.
"Hi, snore!"
The little girl is very pink, with a snow-white face that has baby fat, and two thick braided buns that reach the sky, and there are actually two waist-length ponytails hanging from the top of the bun - it's really amazing.
Such an enviable amount of hair.
The little girl greeted Qin Sheng and Erhu familiarly.
"Come on, hulu, I'll take you to buy some candy~"
Erhu and Qin Sheng winked for a while.
Did you see it? You can buy big wave candy for 88 a piece every day!
Is this a number that a child of five, six, seven or eight years old can grasp? If you are not a little girl, what kind of family do you have? Does your family have a mine or something?
Calabash baby timidly said,
"No...don't mess with me, Brother Sheng said to buy it for me..."
The little girl looked at Qin Sheng with great momentum.
She was obviously almost one meter shorter than Qin Sheng, but her eyes revealed a condescending feeling - the height of this little girl's aura at this time was at least 2.26 meters.
"Ahem," Qin Sheng touched his pocket randomly, "Oh, I forgot my wallet, gourd gourd small snoring tube, what else, tomorrow?"
The little girl smiled brightly and said,
"Going forward~"
Calabash Baby immediately followed suit in a very spineless manner.
...
At the entrance of the candy store, a little girl stood on a chair with triangular legs that was taller than her, patting the counter with her little hands.
"Bang bang bang!"
"What? No more? What does it mean no more? What does it mean to be bought out by an old man?"
"Do you mean we don't have cash or credit cards? We can't have either??"
"Where is your store manager! Call your store manager out! I want to complain that you discriminate against children!!"
Three meters behind the little girl, gourd boy Qin Sheng and Erhu watched from a distance, dumbfounded.
The handsome salesman in cartoon costume was so pitiful. He was so suppressed by the little girl's aura that he shivered and hid in the nooks and crannies, trying to find any trace of warmth.
"Gourd, little Hulu, this girl is also..."
"How many times have I told you, don't call me Hulu? That girl loves to call me Hulu."
"Copy that! Tsk, it's a nickname. Actually, I understand you, Brother Sheng~"
"..."
The boy in the candy store finally finished his sentence under great pressure,
"On that street corner, not long after I walked past, I saw an old man carrying a big sack, wearing a very strange animal skin waistcoat and an animal skin apron, and pulling on a pair of rain boots. He was very conspicuous - he came to buy 'Lewai Wai Wai Wai Wai Boards' every week.
Big Big Sugar Man’s! All of them!”
"This is unreasonable," the little girl gritted her silver teeth, "Chase!!"
What else can I say, the three guys are very slow to keep up.
I chased him through several street intersections, and every time I saw the figure of an old man carrying a sack, wearing an animal skin waistcoat, an animal skin apron, and pulling on rain boots, and then turned around again.
"Run, run, run! Let's see how far you can run!"
Of course the little girl kept chasing.
Qin Sheng and Er Hu were more alert.
"This isn't right. How can it be such a coincidence that I just happen to see a figure swaying from behind every time?"
"I just watched an old movie called "Pai Huazi" at the entrance of the alley a few days ago. Don't scare me!"
The two of them looked at the surrounding scenery, where the hell is this...
Why is it so desolate all of a sudden? Where are the people? Where have all the people on the road gone?
The three brothers were a little panicked,
"Then, who is that..."
Before the little girl could respond, she heard a series of aggressive and loud questions coming from the corner of the street ahead.
"Okay, Old Man Gao! There are quite a lot of tricks! Are you ashamed? Why are you still making so many twists and turns at such an old age? Do you still want to monopolize the industrial chain of Mingguang Wave Candy or what?!"
"Auntie, let me tell you, I have been paying attention to you for a long time! I have a stake in this wave of candy!"
"You can just let me go...even if you spend money...let me go now!"
Qin Sheng and Er Hu widened their eyes,
"Why do I hear this voice...it sounds familiar..."
"Me too."
“I’m knocking, this is...a ‘wanted criminal’ on the school anniversary!!”
"High, blast furnace??"
The eyes of several people reflected the groveling profile of Blast Furnace, as well as the dazzling green hair of the owner who asked menacingly.
"Hey, Xiao Zuozuo, Xiao Chenchen, don't be angry~"
"In the past six months, fewer children have come to Lushan. I have to think of a solution!"
"Besides, your grandpa Gao and I have been really upset these days. A shameless boy kidnapped my Gao family's ancestral treasure. I have to do a few shopping trips to relieve my stress.
It’s not worth it if you have a heart attack, cerebral infarction, spiral infarction, or anything like that at your old age..."
People all over the world know that blast furnaces are particularly popular with lolita girls, and Mr. Gao has absolutely no resistance to them - he always carries a killer weapon like wave candy with him everywhere without exception.
Can you believe that the Gao family has led the way from top to bottom?
My Gao family is so powerful and prosperous, but there is not even a little loli who can speak loudly in such a large family?
Can you believe it when your beloved stove exploded and someone jumped out of it, only to be abducted by someone else?
——Over the years, holding a granddaughter and marrying a granddaughter-in-law has become an obsession, a knot, and a long-cherished wish for the elderly.
Well, if you don’t have one at your own home, you can still hug someone else’s home~
You see, this is very humane. There is no shortage of Lolita of all ages and personalities, so the old man did not kill his unsatisfactory sons.
but.
Gaojia Lushan is pitch black, with the smell of soot, molten iron, and heavy metals. There is a layer of granular black clouds underneath the yellow clouds. The place is hot and hot. Could this be a suitable place for a little lolita to hang out?
Is the painting style right?
Therefore, in addition to the [Novice Village NPC Blacksmith + Village Chief Grandpa’s Standard Kind Smile.jpg] that Mr. Gao is good at, this wave of candy tactics is the most successful in his spare time in his later years.
This wave of candy was the most dazzling color in his later life, it was so important.
For Luo...what kind of justice is it worth! To endure!
Zuo Mou rolled his green eyes,
"Old Man Gao, how long have you been doing this?"
"A week... uh... a month... okay half a year..."
Zuo Moulu took out a calculator more than twenty centimeters long and clicked it.
"Customer sentiment... additional losses... direct losses... you look at it, you look at it, it's almost 100 million after rounding! You pay!"
The blast furnace trembled all over.
This older loli is good at everything, but her weird hobbies make her balls and liver hurt every time.
Blast Furnace: "I..."
Zuo Mou's green eyebrows almost stood up.
"I'll settle the score with you when I go back to Lushan!"
"Go back to Lushan?"
"Well, do you want your Lushan Mountain to be so bare that you can't even plant a serious tree? The birds are singing, the flowers are fragrant, and the grass is green?"
The sound of the blast furnace suddenly became louder,
“Are you serious??”
"Of course! My awakened bloodline is also of the plant affinity type! Do you understand that clear waters and green mountains are mountains of gold and silver?"
Mr. Gao said to me, if the style of painting were changed, how many more little lolita would be able to be deceived, hahaha...
Obviously I was still complaining just now. Could it be that this is the so-called sleepiness and someone gives me a pillow?
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go back to Lushan quickly!"
The atmosphere gradually became harmonious and harmonious.
——This little girl who has been watching for a long time seems to be a collusion. Is there a nest of snakes and rats?
"You guys! Give me back the wave candy!!"
Calabash Baby weakly poked his head out from behind the little girl's shoulder, and shouted 666. It was more than enough to use as a background.
"Yes, give us back the wave candy!"
A certain high-end potted plant looked back as if he had just discovered a few people, looking a little surprised.
"The left-hand convenience store is here to serve you, no lottery, no discounts, no bullying for children of all ages!"
"Children, do you want the peach-sweet-orange flavored LeWaiWai Wave Board, or the blueberry-gardenia flavored LeWaiWai Wave Board, which is sweet?"
"88 each, credit card or cash!"
"..."
The calabash boy struggled for a long time and struggled with his thoughts with a frown on his face.
After what seemed like a century had passed, he said with great difficulty,
"I want the peach and sweet orange flavored Le Wai Wai Wai Wai Da Dada."
"make a deal!"
So Zuo Chen and Bao Fu walked away chatting to each other, arm in arm.
Qin Sheng and the two tigers looked at each other in shock for a long time and didn't come back to their senses - as for the little girl and Calabash Baby, the two little guys were happily licking the candy and they didn't take it seriously at all.
Erhu scratched his head with his huge metal claws that were still, continuously, and still in the process of alienation, and scratched off a handful of newly grown green stubbles.
"What did she just ask us to tell Brother Chou? It wasn't 'Don't forget to hold him back for eight thousand a day, but eight thousand a day'? I always felt that the 'wanted criminal' was going to do something weird.
Same..."
Qin Sheng didn't answer - his eyes suddenly darkened, and he looked intently at the drool-filled piece of wave candy between the two babies.
"I'm thinking about a very important question. Although I don't know why it's important, a man's intuition tells me that except for my father who wants to marry that vixen little mother, Qin Sheng has never had a more important question in his life.
."
"You said that there were two flavors of 'peach-sweet orange-flavored Lewai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Po Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai Dai with the flavor of peach and sweet orange, and blueberry gardenia flavor Le Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Ban Da Dai Dai Dai Candy Man.' There was a full bag, gourd
Why did I only buy one in the end?"
It took me a long time to figure out what Qin Sheng was talking about so eloquently. How could I still remember the flavor of candy?
Then Erhu was also stunned,
"Yeah, why did you only buy one!"
The two of them suddenly looked at each other with something in their hearts and said in unison,
"This - is the reason why we are single??" (To be continued)