The meat quality of domestic fattened goose may not be as delicious as that of some exotic animals, but the advantage is that it can be mass-produced.
Especially for an aspiring person like Sikong who only cares about the deliciousness and is not interested in whether the ingredients themselves are exotic animals or whether they are helpful for improving strength, they feel that the happiness index is doubled - at least they don't have to worry about absorbing too much. The source of it causes your body to be unable to bear it.
Mr. Sikong was simply intoxicated,
"Hey, please tell me...eh...why is your cone swollen?"
Everyone: (～￣▽￣)～
Wu Ke touched his lips with a spoon,
"Well, it's definitely not poisonous. Look, I'm fine. Sikong, you must be allergic!"
Sikong looked at his family name, grabbed Wu Ke's spoon and took a photo of it.
"Yeah, it's free, I'm not allergic..."
Huang Dashan Hehe Zhile,
"Young Master, it seems that this dish is not suitable for you. I will accept it for you, Master Shan, hahaha..."
A goose is nothing to this group of people, even the plate was licked clean by Huang Dashan in a matter of minutes.
After about ten minutes passed, Sikong returned to normal.
Sikong touched his lips and said strangely,
"What's going on? What's going on..."
I couldn't figure it out at all, and in the end I could only blame it on weird reasons like special physique and inconsistent horoscopes.
Sikong still thinks about it,
"It's such an addictive taste. Lin Zi, bring me some of your green skin sauce later so that Sikong Yu can try it too."
Lin Chou happily agreed,
"Okay, it should taste good with small cakes and barley bread for breakfast."
Huang Dashan had a fat manly smile on his face,
"I heard that this thing goes very well with horse meat. Lin Zi, let's try it sometime~ I heard"
Lin Chou: "???"
Everyone looked confused.
Huang Dashan picked his teeth and said with disgust,
"Why are a bunch of rough guys so uneducated? Have you ever heard of green plums cooking wine? Have you ever heard of green plums boiling horses?"
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Prince Huang Dashan was almost dragged to be burned by the angry crowd, okay?
Lin Chou simply found a few bottles and filled them with green skin sauce.
"I didn't make much this time, just three bottles."
I gave them to Leng Han, Sikong and Xia Yu respectively, and after thinking about it, I took out a few bottles of chicken fir oil to share.
Boss Lin said to Xia Yu solemnly,
“If you come across a cafeteria dish you don’t like...chicken and tangerine oil mixed with rice and noodles will definitely satisfy all your food fantasies..."
Lu Xun once said:
Once a cafeteria food, always a cafeteria food.
Even in Qinshan Martial Arts School, where almost all ordinary people and low-level evolvers in Mingguang are fascinated by the progress of civilization, the food in the cafeteria can still be charming and enchanting.
Xia Yu was so happy.
I didn’t expect Brother Chou to be so down-to-earth, I’m so touched.
"Um!"
Yang's second brother and Kong's youngest were hesitant to speak - compared to Xia Yu and her friends, they, as reserve players of Jinzi Team, are the ones who need Jicongyou more!
But it doesn’t matter, there is no free gift version, but you can pay to buy it~
The youngest Kong hid the two cans and bottles as if they were treasures and said,
"Yang Laoer, next time you go out for training..."
Yang Laoer slapped his chest,
"Don't worry, I'll take the lead and you will follow. If anyone dares to take advantage of our food rations, I'll have to break off your front teeth."
Sikong curiously said,
"I heard what you said, and there is something in it."
Kong Laoyao glanced at him and said,
"Yin Yingying is definitely a devil. She is the most perverted teacher in Qinshan Martial Arts School, no one!"
Yang Laoer nodded repeatedly,
"Don't look at Yin Yingying's appearance, which is very sugary. She has fair skin, is beautiful and has long legs. There is a saying that the more beautiful a woman is, the more vicious she is. Let me tell you, we, the Jinzi team and the Chezi team,
Doesn’t the reserve class of the team have wilderness training? Of course, we occasionally go back to the Black Sea. During the training, each person carries fifty kilograms and five kilograms of survival supplies. It doesn’t matter what you bring, but it can only be within five kilograms.”
"Go to the wilderness. The training program is very intense. You will have to fight against some particularly fierce beasts at every turn. Of course, everyone's first choice is medical supplies and high-energy food, such as meat from exotic beasts..."
Huang Dashan frowned,
"Do you have any common sense? Go to the wilderness to bring food? You are a fool to think of strange beasts. Who doesn't have a sense of smell a hundred times better than yours?"
Kong Laoyao said innocently,
"There's nothing we can do about it. We're not strong enough. We don't have the energy to find food every time after fighting against the training target. It's better to be more dangerous than to starve to death, right?"
Yang Laoer burst into tears from his nose,
"The most important thing is that Yin Yingying didn't give us a chance to find food at all. After fighting one person, she would fight the next one. We were forced to do this. We can't do it without bringing food."
"As a result, the greedy Yin Yingying would steal half of the people's food after every battle. Euphemistically calling starvation is also part of the training - God, we are evolved humans, so we can just take away half of the people's food.
It’s like half of the people have lost their fighting ability!”
"It has been three years since Yin Yingying took over our class. We have never had enough to eat during these three years of training..."
Leng Han suddenly asked with interest,
"Then how did you solve it?"
Yang Laoer and Kong Laoyao looked at each other,
"Take the bark belt with grass roots, or just hold on for dear life. What else can you do?"
Then the two of them noticed that the expression of the famous Lieutenant General Leng became very strange.
"Why don't you try to get the food back."
"She's a teacher...eh...can she get it back??"
Leng Han said matter-of-factly,
"Is it natural for food and supplies that are vital to our lives to be taken away? Why can't we get them back?"
The two of them were a little confused, looking at their expressions as if they had opened the door to a new world.
"But...she is a teacher...we..."
"Really possible?!"
"It seems that theoretically, there is really no problem..."
"I said."
Lin Chou said worriedly,
"Leng Han, please don't lead these two boys astray, they..."
Leng Han said lightly,
"No, Yin Yingying failed in the selection of the second bandit brigade because she didn't know that she could snatch supplies back. The second bandit brigade doesn't need to watch the supplies being snatched away by the superiors. It would only be stupid to remain indifferent.
It is indeed the bounden duty of those who fight to the death to obey orders, but in the Second Bandit Brigade, the prefix 'unconditional' needs to be in quotation marks."
Everyone: "!!!"
Yang Lao Er and Kong Lao Yao were stunned for a while.
"I...said..."
We have suffered so much emotionally, and it's all your fault, the Cold Tyrannosaurus!
Leng Han thought for a while and sighed a little,
"Yin Yingying's bloodline ability is very good. I felt pity for a long time at that time. I thought she would come back the next year. Unfortunately, her mental quality is a bit weak. I heard that she has been in a state of decline since she failed in the selection.
I gave up on cultivating my bloodline abilities, and instead opened some kind of kindergarten in Xiacheng District, well... now I've gone to a martial arts school to become a teacher."
Yang Laoer swallowed his saliva,
"Leng... Lieutenant General Leng, how high is the strength requirement of your second bandit brigade... I heard that Yin Yingying has at least a third-level intermediate strength, which is unfathomable!"
Leng Han said,
"Bloodline abilities and alienation abilities can be improved through practice, but there is no teacher in the Second Bandit Brigade who is good at psychological counseling classes."
Leng Han looked at Lin Chou,
"Unless there is a person who is so strong that he cannot be matched in some aspects, personal bravery does not have much extended meaning in an army."
The two people were deep in thought,
"The Che-zi team and the Jin-zi team..."
Leng Han said,
"The definitions are different. The Chaozi Team and Jinzi Team of the Generating Committee are positioned as 'decapitations'. They use independent teams as dynamic coordinates and perform tasks separately without interfering with each other. They are highly mobile and most of their targets are powerful individually."
"As for the Second Bandit Brigade, it exists for the sake of virtual beasts and rebels."
"For example, the Second Bandit Brigade has a total of ten columns, each with 300 people. The average level is definitely not up to the fourth level. Two of them are even dominated by second-level evolvers, but this does not affect the banditry.
The Second Brigade fought a head-on battle with the Void Beasts, and each of the ten columns had a record of independently killing adult Void Beasts, with an average loss rate of no more than 13%."
The Second Bandit Brigade, which is dominated by low-level evolvers, kills virtual beasts. This is completely different from Lin Chou's one-shot kill mechanism and the meaning of the Black Army's coastal defense war.
Even the transcendent existence of the Black Army and the virtual beasts beating each other require high-intensity levels of the fourth and fifth levels to support them, but Leng Han's second bandit brigade can win with "number", which is not too awesome.
It's no wonder that Leng Han's Second Bandit Brigade has a detached status in Mingguang. Even when the black army knew clearly what the Second Bandit Brigade and Mingguang were planning, they still turned a blind eye and ignored them.
If this could be popularized as a basic operation, tsk tsk~
Leng Han surprisingly talked a lot and his tone was always calm.
But Yang and Kong were thinking a little too much, their faces full of yearning.
Shan Ye bared his teeth and said,
"Don't think about it. The second bandit brigade is full of women's soldiers. Are you two planning to commit suicide or what?"
"Besides, you're really sorry for the audience with your looks. If Mr. Sikong goes there, you might be able to get an exception."
——This guy!
The young men all had green faces, but Mr. Shan was very proud.
"Did you see that the language is still as sharp and to the point as ever~"
"You and me, Mr. Shan, are my duty to be helpful, and my talent is to be sunny and handsome. You're welcome. You're welcome, hahaha."
Everyone looked at each other.
Are you still willing to help others?
You? Still sunny and handsome?
vomit...
Sikong sneered and snapped his fingers,
"Classmate Yang and classmate Kong, do you know how to describe a person's appearance and characteristics in a polite and elegant way?"
"Uh...I don't know..."
They definitely don’t know how to be polite and yet graceful. They only know how to be embarrassed but not impolite.
Sikong pointed at Shan Ye,
"This is ready-made. Let's take Mr. Shan as an example. You can try it."
The second child, Yang, and the youngest Kong swallowed their saliva.
Damn it, we didn’t do anything. Normal people wouldn’t even dare to watch when gods fight, okay? Mr. Sikong, why do you keep planting flags on us?!
It doesn’t matter if you say it or not, and you can’t afford to offend anyone.
Yang Laoer thought for a while,
"Have a cruel face and a kind heart...uh...not...a cold face and a kind heart!"
Yang Laoer's desire to survive can be said to be extremely strong, and his reaction speed is quite fast.
The youngest Kong hesitated for a long time.
"The face is resolute, the sword is sharp and the ax is sharp."
Wu Ke laughed out loud as soon as he said these words.
Well, it’s not just knife-cutting and ax-chiseling, it’s literally knife-cutting and ax-chiseling, right?
It's more economical than landing face first.
Sikong laughed,
"Nonono, if you say that, everyone in the world can use this adjective."
"How can such a poem that is so obscure to everyone be worthy of a maverick existence like our Shanye?"
Shan Ye instinctively felt that Sikong was trying to trick him, but he didn't find out where he was, so he could only pretend to be serious.
"Ahem, Sikong, I..."
Sikong waved his hand to interrupt,
"You know this person must capture his characteristics, right? So what are Shan Ye's characteristics?"
Everyone, look at me and I look at you.
Well, Huang Dashan's characteristic besides being a mean-mouthed person should be that he is bald.
Sikong looked around seriously,
"Then it seems that everyone already knows. Under normal circumstances, how should we describe such an enviable characteristic that is synonymous with the strong?"
"First of all, it must be well-founded, preferably with metaphors and extensions that allow people to think divergently."
"Secondly, there must be contrast. There must be contrast. Without comparison, where would the harm come from?"
"Again, it's hard to describe...I mean it's very unforgettable as soon as you hear it..."
Everyone looked confused. They were particularly confused and had to hold back from laughing at the same time.
emmmm, it’s so targeted, it feels like it’s being rough!
Sikong had a reserved smile on his face.
He didn't know when he had a pointer in his hand, he banged on the table, and then pointed in the direction that everyone had been waiting for.
"The sages of ancient times had a saying, 'I have become bald and I have become stronger', 'How can you become stronger if you don't stay bald'..."
"It can be seen that baldness no longer refers to baldness in a simple sense, but is a distinct synonym for the strong. It is a kind of glory that is as unique as Shan Ye himself. This situation is a characteristic of Shan Ye that cannot be ignored. In view of this characteristic,
Combined with the core elements mentioned above, let me briefly give two chestnuts."
"For example, we can say this: Huang Dashan is a pure strong man, a strong man who has escaped from vulgar taste, a strong man who is beneficial to the people. He has a strong body and a resolute face. He hates evil as much as he hates it and is upright. He is like Zhang Fei, a monk.
, he is like the tonsured Li Kui, he——"
Huang Dashan: "???"
I only know about his grandma~
Mr. Sikong rarely had such an entertaining spirit, and everyone laughed like crazy.
Wu Ke struggled for a while and said,
"Hey, Sikong, I made a mistake. I made a mistake."
Sikong said doubtfully,
"What's wrong?"
Wu Ke said,
"How is that right? Ying Jing'er, aren't Zhang Fei and Li Kui all famous niggas in historical legends? Our Lord Shan is not too black either. In fact... uh... he shouldn't be too black.
...at least better than Li Kui and Zhang Fei..."
Sikong interrupted loudly,
"What's black? What's black? Keep your attitude straight, hey!"
Wu Ke: "???"
Sikong kindly added,
"Black is a derogatory word, you know? Then how can you directly say Shan Ye is black? How disrespectful. You should say Xuan Bu saves the wrong and expels the admiral..." (To be continued)