Nine hundred and seventieth eight chapters rogue sales method
Su Yourong also weakly asked this unreliable master,
"Shihu, can we really sell like this..."
No matter how you look at it, he looks like a second-tier dealer selling dog-skin plasters! Or a second-tier dealer at a roadside stall!
Lin Chou smiled so hideously,
"Haha! Can't sell it??"
Su Yourong shrank her neck. She was a little frightened by Lin Chou's expression.
The roaring motorcade began to slow down, lining up to enter the narrow entrance of the Loop Corridor, which was barely wide enough for four vehicles to pass abreast.
Lin Chou held up a flag and stuck it at the gate. Perhaps this was the legendary red flag waving in front of the huge crowds of people.
The evolvers all have very good eyesight. After seeing the words on the flag, the overall expression of the crowd became strange.
——A certain kind of impassioned style of triumphant return is gradually being lost.
When the evolvers driving in front saw Lin Chou, they all stretched out their heads to say hello.
“Oh haha, Boss Lin’s slogan is pretty good~”
"When we come back, brother Lin, you have to prepare your craftsmanship!"
"If I wasn't driving, I wouldn't be delayed, hehe."
Various large and small trucks with service years of several years or even decades apart were loaded with bones, tendons, broken nests, soft crystals, etc. of living and bloody corpses and drove past side by side with black smoke. The pungent smell made
Lin Chou and others almost burst into tears with their eyes so hot.
Su Yourong's face was pale,
"Wet...wet tiger..."
Of course, no one would be afraid of the dead, not to mention the carloads of living corpses.
But what about this taste? Not only the very innocent little loli, but even a guy like Bai Qiongshou who has been tested in the wilderness cannot accept it.
Bai Qiongshou looked like he was going to vomit,
"I didn't expect that after completely dismantling the living corpse, the smell would be so...weird..."
Lin Chou said strangely,
"You have guarded so many corpse tides, shouldn't you be used to the smell of living corpses by now?"
Bai Qiong pinched his nose,
"When we were defending the city, we stood high and all we could smell was the cloud of corpses, but it was much better than this... Besides, when we were fighting, everyone was so busy working their butts off that we didn't pay attention to what living corpses smell like.
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"..."
It seems that the calculation makes sense??
Although living corpses are called "corpses," what grows on their bodies is not really rotten flesh.
Is it just the taste now? Almost everyone, including Lin Chou, prefers that it is just rotten meat...
All the trucks passed by, and when they arrived at the neatly dressed garrison, Lin Chou suddenly grabbed the protruding squad leader who was shouting slogans and belonged to the squad leader.
The team stopped with a roar, and hundreds of people in the small square array were staring at Lin Chou.
Even Bai Qiong was shocked by Lin Chou's actions.
"Lin Zi, why are you so crazy and delaying the garrison's mission? They will really take action!"
The squad leader actually saluted Lin Chou very politely, but what he said was a bit confusing.
"Hello, boss Linchou!"
He had a straight face and was completely serious.
Lin Chou smiled slightly and whispered to the squad leader for a while.
The team leader’s face was full of surprise and surprise,
"real??"
"It is a must!"
While Lin Chou was speaking, he suddenly waved his hand behind him with a bright smile.
The squad leader looked over suspiciously, and happened to see General Ye standing straight on a certain car, smiling and nodding to the two of them.
Then, General Ye closed the sunroof and sat back in the car, muttering strangely, "This guy changed his gender today? Didn't he dislike me in the past?"
The team leader who was grabbed by Lin Chou waved his hand when he saw this.
"Then what are you waiting for? Just swipe your card."
"Brothers! Turn left! Raise the glass... bah... take the bowl! Do it!"
Bai Qiongshou: "???"
He didn't see the "speaking freely" look between Lin Chou and General Ye, and he was so frightened that the spoon dropped to the ground.
"What the hell? Is there a shady secret? What kind of cool operation is this?"
The first team finished the soup, neatly put their bowls back on the table, saluted and left.
Then came the second team. Lin Chou muttered to the team leader next to him again.
The squad leader said happily,
"Swipe your card, swipe your card, we're all here, turn left, drink!"
The third team,
"Turn left and drink!"
Lin Chou didn't need to say anything to the team that came after that. The captain swiped his card, started drinking, and left after drinking.
As a result, the speed with which the big-breasted sister Su Yourong and Wu Ke of Bai Qiong were able to fill the soup with large spoons was obviously not fast enough.
Gungan grunted reluctantly, waved his hand, and all the soup in the soup bucket floated out, evenly divided into hundreds of portions.
"Tons, tons, tons~"
Precisely drop into each bowl.
Su Yourong admired her very much,
"Guess what Shihu said? I really want to know..."
After a while she muttered again,
"Can you fool those garrison troops? Shihu is so powerful..."
Wu Ke was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.
He exaggeratedly covered his chest and trembled.
Why exactly!
Why is this loli's outlook so distorted? What is her focus? Hey! Is she a devil?
Bai Qiongshou had an ominous premonition and quickly called Lin Chou over.
"Linzi, don't do anything stupid...the three people who just passed by...none of their ID cards flashed, didn't you see..."
How can a garrison commander easily get tens of thousands of circulation points? Even if they can get it, they are willing to pay out of their own pockets to reward their subordinates? The action of swiping the card is obviously fake!
Is this guy Lin Chou stupid? He can't live a good life!
Lin Chou smiled,
"Can you take a closer look?"
Bai Qiong looked again,
"Eh?"
Did I just have a hallucination?
"Lin Zi, what's going on?"
Lin Chou rubbed his face that was stiff with laughter and said nothing.
Bai Qiong's head feels even worse,
"What on earth did you say?"
Lin Chou smiled at the garrison soldiers passing by to drink soup and wriggled his lips.
"I'd like to say thank you for your hard work, comrades! This is a medicinal diet for exotic animals that can immediately restore you to your best condition and speed up the recovery of internal injuries. However, in order to avoid misunderstandings among the scattered hunter teams, you still have to act like you are swiping your cards."
"Then what's going on behind!"
Lin Chou said innocently,
"They did it themselves, it has nothing to do with me."
The three teams in the front swiped their cards just for show. As for the ones in the back——
Lin Chou didn't say anything and of course they didn't ask. They naturally followed what the captain in front did.
Bai Qiongshou: "???"
As for the garrison, they were so noisy that they couldn't hear what the teams in front were saying. Since the boss of his shop nodded, he must have been boss Lin under the instruction of General Ye. If he didn't do this, wouldn't he look bad?
We are so stingy, what will the soldiers under our control think of us?
Isn't it just an advance of some money? At worst, it will be reimbursed later.
After thinking about it, they were all very happy and happy. Isn't this a good opportunity appointed by General Ye to warm up to his brothers~
Hey, knock on Ness!
At this time, Boss Lin was thinking silently:
I hope Old Man Ye won't faint from surprise when he sees this month's reimbursement list.
Bai Qiong's head turned and he seemed to understand something.
He said weakly,
"Damn it! Aren't you just playing rogue? Even if the old general pinches his nose and admits it...are you really not afraid that he will bombard Yan Huishan or something?"
Funny~
What pitfall?
Can you speak?
Why didn't I catch a big show when I was a kid? This can only be called a routine at best.
Besides, we also saved Old Man Ye a lot of money in medical expenses and pensions. The effect of pig blood soup is much better than ordinary exotic animal bone powder, so-and-so demon roots, and other weird things.