1026 Got my wish! Finally embarked on the road of no return
...Maybe everyone has a dream of robbing a bank.
Half of the most popular spiritual entertainment in the Twelve Realms comes from other human societies that have been destroyed by the apocalypse; this includes various movies, TV shows, and books with text. Among so many cultural and entertainment works
In the movie, Bohemia is obviously a fan of gangster and crime movies - no wonder she feels that the police are just "bodyguards".
Her dream might be to wear a coat, smoke a cigar, be called "Don", and open the bank vault to find special items inside - but in the Twelve Realms, there is no chance of her wish coming true.
It's not that there are no banks in Biluo Huangquan, it's just that no one dares to rob them.
Before the words "rob a bank" could be heard in the air, Bohemia was eager to start taking action - she jumped up and stretched out her hand towards Lin Sanjiu: "Do you have any stockings?"
... God knows how long it will take before it is teleported, and I still need some stockings.
And why does she have stockings?
"That won't work. If you rob a bank, you have to act like you're robbing a bank. Or you can just dig two holes in the paper bag."
The fat man had no paper bags at home, so Lin Sanjiu reluctantly washed two of his pillowcases and opened a pair of eyes on each. Fortunately, the garbage dump was large, and the man who went on patrol would not be able to come back for a while - but she
The more I think about it, the more I feel that my current behavior is indeed like a mental illness. Sibaan works as a construction worker in other people's homes, and she steals pillowcases from other people's homes.
"The garbage dump should be some distance from the city. Let's drive there." Carrying two wet pillowcases, she raised her chin to Bohemia and motioned to the old truck outside.
The direction is not important; even if you can't read the street signs after you get out, you should be able to lead to the city by following the traffic flow.
This garbage dump was indeed big enough. Lin Sanjiu drove around on the road several times, and the sound of the car's engine did not attract the fat man. She didn't give up at first, so she searched while driving, thinking that maybe she didn't know.
You can find the puppet master anywhere; but after searching for half an hour and waiting for her to arrive at the exit of the garbage dump, the two of them couldn't see the puppet master.
...He was really unlucky. If the flood had slowed down a little longer, maybe they would have been able to find another visa and let him come with the "Edible Truth".
But then again, what does this name mean?
Lin Sanjiu couldn't think of it, but fortunately she didn't have to think about it for a long time. In a world without the end of the world, entering the city was as easy and pleasant as sightseeing - two wet pillowcases tied to the window,
The wind blew loudly; along the way, Bohemia stuck her head out of the window and marveled at every building, store, and facility she had never seen before.
Not only her, Lin Sanjiu also fell into a daze of surprise. She had almost forgotten what a normal human society was like: there were so many unevolved ordinary people on the road, like carefree
There is an endless flow of sheep; all kinds of men and women are talking and laughing, shopping, eating ice cream, making phone calls, waiting for people, crossing the road... Under the cloudy sky, the merchants light up all kinds of lights early, and everywhere is full of the long-lost world.
Smoke and smoke. Among so many people, no one would doubt that their peaceful and abundant life actually only has six months left.
Lacking the interpersonal common sense of normal human society, Bohemia said that the dog held by a pedestrian next to her was ugly while waiting at a red light. For this, both of them got a blank look. She did not take it seriously and concluded: "
Although the dog is ugly, the buildings here are quite interesting."
This is true.
People in this world seem to have a strange pursuit of architectural aesthetics: they do not consider practical issues such as occlusion, density, stability, etc., nor do they consider whether the style is harmonious and unified - it seems that when building a building, their only goal is to
Try to be as unconventional and diverse as possible, and it is best to make the building not look like a building.
For example, the building they just passed by...if they hadn't heard a passerby call it a biotechnology company, Lin Sanjiu would never have imagined that it was actually a building.
At first glance, it looks like a big cactus. It is thick at the top and thin at the bottom. It has a round body and leans out from the ground. It is also covered with a layer of "white hair". When I got closer, I discovered that the original layer of "white hair"
"Mao" are all small mini-offices protruding from the building - to be honest, Lin Sanjiu never thought that one day she would actually use a quantifier like "bone" to refer to an office.
In addition to the "One Root" office, they also saw the "Fistful" bakery.
This is a flat-floor commercial store with only one floor above the ground, but it took the two of them a long time just to guess how people would get in and move around inside.
Four or five shops are all bakeries. They emerge unreasonably from the center of the sidewalk and are crowded together. Their "roots" merge with each other, and only the upper parts of each stretch out to the surroundings, opening up.
The display windows are lit up with orange lights, which looks a bit magical and warm in the gloomy weather.
Customers can only buy bread outside the window, but does the baker also get in through the window?
Buildings like this abound; in fact, there were so many novel sights along the way, almost more dazzling than the Twelve Worlds. The two of them wandered aimlessly for a long time, almost forgetting their purpose.
.
"Why didn't I see a bank?" Bohemia asked, turning her head.
"Maybe I saw it but didn't recognize it."
The bungalow in the garbage dump had such an ordinary appearance, maybe it was the representative of "shabby and crude". To be honest, Lin Sanjiu didn't know what most of the facilities and buildings she saw were; but look at them
They seem very proud of their appearance.
"Ask someone else."
"...Before robbing a bank, ask others which bank is the right one?"
"Or do you have a better idea?"
No. Lin Sanjiu stopped the car on the roadside and shouted to a passerby: "Hello! Where is the nearby bank?"
The gray-faced man wrapped in a coat was stunned. "Silver... bank? What?"
The two looked at each other.
"He may be a fool," Bohemia whispered.
"No...don't you think it's more likely that they don't call the bank a bank?"
"Oh...fuck, you understand."
Lin Sanjiu poked her head out again. The residents in this city were quite peaceful and polite. They had just whispered to each other, and the man didn't even lift his foot and left.
"It's just...well, that word came to my lips. I couldn't remember it for a moment. You must have had this experience, right? It's the place where you save money. What is it called?" She smiled.
After a few calls, she found that the man was still looking at her blankly - "I didn't, I don't know."
well.
"For example, if you only spend half of your income and save the remaining half, then the place where you save the other half is called..." Listening to his own voice, Lin Sanjiu didn't believe that he was not a psychopath.
"Ah!" The gray-faced man suddenly understood and pointed to the intersection ahead, "You can turn left there and drive two hundred meters and you'll be there."
The two robbers thanked them kindly and drove towards the place where they still didn't know what it was called, but they were going to rob it anyway. Although the building was so strange that it hurt your brain, the motor vehicles on the road were smaller than each other.
One car was normal; luckily it was, otherwise Lin Sanjiu would never have imagined how she would park between two octopus-shaped cars.
At this time, the car was parked outside an umbrella-shaped building, facing many long and thin gaps embedded in the wall at the "root" of the building. The gaps were barely only one person wide, and they were lined up in a row, which was the second half of the building.
There are thirty doors - of course, if they hadn't seen pedestrians sideways entering and exiting through the narrow gap, they would have spent a long time just looking for the entrance. From the outside, this bank seems to be quite large.
Sitting in the car, the two of them took a deep breath in unison.
I have obviously killed a lot of people, but now I feel that robbing a bank is very stressful.
"You have to act professional," Bohemia took off the pillowcase from the car window, "We will put this on first when we get in, and then shout robbery and don't move. You point the gun at them and let them lie on the ground.
, I’ll go to the counter and get the money.”
...As soon as I heard it, I started watching movies.
"I don't have a gun," Lin Sanjiu confessed. "The one Sibaan gave me, I fell into the lake."
"What lake - why can't you even get around with a gun?"
"What are you using a gun for? Aren't abilities and special items better than guns?"
"No!" Bohemia was simply stubborn, "This is unprofessional! Besides, if you hold a gun, these ordinary people will know how to be afraid. If you go in with a colander, they will just laugh to death."
...She also doesn’t have a special item that looks like a colander.
Seeing that the bank was at hand but she had no weapons, Bohemia couldn't help but get anxious. "No matter what," she said impetuously, "If you don't have a gun, just show it with some special item to scare the monkeys -
-Don't talk, I know what you are going to say, you can't kill people, why can't you hit the wall?"
Lin Sanjiu opened the car door happily: "You are really different than before."
"Shut up."
There is no shortage of plastic bags in the garbage dump; each of them took a dirty plastic bag for money, with pillowcases in their pockets, and their bodies were stained with stains from the garbage dump. They looked like two beggars, with nothing to show for it.
He consciously approached the door of the bank building.
Lin Sanjiu had never seen such strange doors: they did not lead straight to the ground, but narrow slits were opened twenty or thirty centimeters above the ground. The two of them followed the example of others and first went their separate ways.
They picked a narrow gap where no one was walking, then raised their feet, half crawled and half burrowed in. Half a minute later, the two of them finally poked their heads out again from the other end of the wall.
"Were they all drunk when they were building the building?"
Bohemia complained and put down one foot, and stood in the hall with Lin Sanjiu. The outer wall was thick enough to climb for half a minute, but the small hall inside was not big, only a few hundred square meters; and it was small.
There was not even a single window in the hall, and it was entirely illuminated by the entire ceiling emitting white light.
Scattered small counters were scattered here and there in the hall, with no rules at all, as if the construction workers couldn't even line up in a straight line. They looked back and forth several times, but they didn't understand who the bank was.
Staff, where is the money? After looking at each other, the two quickly took out the pillowcase.
The half-wet cloth fell down, covering his face and exposing his eyes. Bohemia raised an index finger with several rings on it, raised it to the ceiling, and shouted loudly: "Don't move, stop the robbery!"
It was obviously you who strongly requested Lin Sanjiu to relax, but when he did relax, I found a lot of worry in this chapter. I looked carefully for clues about the doomsday world... You couldn't find it, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you guys
