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2019 Spring Festival Gala(?) Disaster Scene

Lin Sanjiu suddenly discovered this year that not only did she have a place to celebrate the Spring Festival, she actually had someone to join her in the fun. It was like a mouse suddenly finding itself in a rice vat when she turned around. She didn't mention it to anyone.

, I went through a lot of busy work, spanking my feet and buttocks, collecting supplies everywhere, beating out a bag of other evolutionists for two kilograms of eggs, picking wild flowers from the mountains and fields, pasting white paper on the door of the spaceship and painting it with red paint, and the result was that it was painted everywhere.

Shales got angry, called someone, was hung up on, and continued to call people... After a series of preparations, he finally found all the people he could find. The following is Shales' security system [

Accidentally recorded footage.

1.

"Kill me if you can," Bohemia's long sleeves covered the table. She was lying in the middle of the table like a Thanksgiving turkey, for the first time since she was born.

So righteous and awe-inspiring, he looked down upon death: "I fucking won the Landlord game just now."

"What a win!" Kurosawa Ji threw the remaining playing cards into her face, and the chair clattered when he stood up, "Do you think I can't see you exchanging cards with her?"

Bliss quietly lowered his head and said nothing.

"You remembered it wrong," Bohemian said without changing his expression, "You had a bad memory after eating too much candy. That was the last handful."

"I haven't come yet for the last one!" Kurosawa Ji said here, paused and thought for a moment. "Not yet!"

2.

"Give him a little," Lin Sanjiu, whose hands were covered with flour, poked his head out of the back kitchen of the restaurant and whispered: "...You are so smart, think of a way. It's just a Chinese New Year."

Although he didn't understand what the Chinese New Year was, the gift bag still nodded pretending to understand. He couldn't bear to leave for a while, so he walked around his sister twice, and went up to smell the smell of chives in her hair.

Suddenly he wrinkled up into an eighty-year-old boy. "What is this!"

"Don't you like to eat?" Lin Sanjiu was a little panicked, "Can I have three fresh dishes? Can I make shrimps for you?"

From the back kitchen came the voice of Bohemia, who was so irritated that he was about to explode: "Do you want to cook the shrimp? I can't peel it! I want to go out and play!"

"I'll do it!" Lin Sanjiu said as she entered the kitchen.

Just like a puppy whose owner has entered the cafe, the gift bag wandered around the door in confusion for a few times before heading to the restaurant.

When he walked next to the headless man, he stretched his neck and looked inside his collar.

"Should we cut a hole and pour the soup in?" he muttered.

3.

"Really, brother, I can't drink anymore," Yu Yuan bit his tongue twice at these words, and tears came out, "You are too good at drinking, I, I can't."

Fat white boy Bo'erwa slapped the table and stood up, her face so red that her facial features couldn't be seen clearly: "Drink! Isn't this the Chinese New Year?"

"But aren't you Russian?"

Bolva thought for a while. When Russians see wine, it is like alcohol meets fire. This question made him calm down for a few seconds from the burning soul of drinking: "Yes."

Yu Yuan wiped his tears. "I don't understand," he whispered, "I am also a data body. How can you drink the data body under the table..."

At this time, someone banged on the door several times. Yu Yuan rushed over as if he heard the sound of nature, and saw a headless man standing at the door. Before he could be startled, he heard a voice from the ground: "...there is something

A drinking party? One, let’s drink together, come.”

Although he didn't understand the significance of these things, Yu Yuan gratefully brought the headless man and the unshaven man into the house. When he quietly closed the door and left, he vaguely heard someone say in the house: "Don't look at him without a head, he can drink."

! Come on, just pour it in like this...I just saw it in the restaurant..."

[Thank you everyone for the New Year red envelopes! I hope you will do what you can. I think there are some people who say they need to save money and send me money. You say I am not a big honey from the periphery, and I am not a drug addict. How easy is it for you to say that?

It’s misunderstood... What should I do if I ban it after the Chinese New Year?】


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