With a "thud" sound, the pig in purple shorts fell heavily into the chair, and a loud stream of air blew out from the long pig nose.
The chair was obviously a specially made one. It was wide and large, not high off the ground, and was just right for a pig with a long body and short legs to fall into. The pig moved its body a few times on the thick and soft cotton cushion, raised its nose forward, and returned the chair.
Without saying anything, Risuke hurriedly walked up, bent down, and took out the tail for it, and laid it on its side on the cotton cushion.
"Is everything okay with you?" Risuke asked.
The pig nudged the shallow soup plate on the table in front of him a few times, licking half of the tea in it and splashing half of it everywhere.
"Damn it," the pig raised his head, with tea still dripping from his chin hair. "In the end, it was all in vain... The man died, but he died after sneaking into the farm. After all, this is considered a merit of my resistance.
, or a weak defense? Speaking of which, it’s all trouble. It seems that I won’t be able to leave for a while, and I will have to continue wiping your butts on the farm.”
"If you need me for anything, just ask," Risuke, who was cleaning the table, said hurriedly, "I'll take care of your worries."
The pig snorted, without looking at him, and picked up the phone on the table.
The phone is also specially prepared for the pig-shaped fallen species. It is probably a kind of communicator produced after the apocalypse. It does not require small human fingers, just use your hoof to pull on the jumping light curtain a few times.
Amidst the paging sounds, Zhu glanced at Risuke and raised the microphone with some difficulty, and the paging tone suddenly cut off.
"Carol?" it said into the phone, "it's me, Fanping."
Risuke put away the towel, sat down on another wide and low chair next to the table, and lowered his eyelids.
"...Don't mention it," the pig in purple shorts listened for a few seconds, then seemed to interrupt the other party. "You saw that I called you so quickly, you knew that the plan was ruined. What did the woman originally say about herself?
There are nearly a hundred items on me - yes, I know it's impossible, but even a few items are fine - but unexpectedly I found a piece of junk. If you want it, I'll..."
This time it was the voice on the other end of the phone that interrupted Fanping.
Fanping listened and laughed "Ha". "You don't believe it? Her body is still thrown in the hall. You... I have collected everything! If I collect everything, I will give you some cookies."
Just scum, why should I make up one——"
The voice on the other end of the phone also got louder and they kept yelling for a while.
"Believe it or not," Fanping said impatiently, "Don't threaten me with this. If you suspect that I have collected something and refused to hand it over, why don't you slap me and report it, but your own ass is clean? Your people will help me."
You can’t even lick it clean.”
I don't know what the other pig said, Fanping was irritated and amused at the same time, and laughed. "Come on, who among us is following whom, how can I still be unjust to you...Business matters are important, don't let others pick on you."
What happened to that female companion? I know you killed him, but why did he come to you?"
The office was quiet for a while. Honpei, who was wearing purple shorts, raised his chin towards Risuke. Risuke took out a paper box from the drawer of his desk. When he opened the lid, there was a large box full of various candies and snacks.
; He used his dexterous human fingers to peel off the wrapping paper one by one, and put the candies and snacks into the pig's mouth like running water.
"Oh? That kid is quite smart. He actually knows how to follow the 'stupid waiter'." Pig laughed, smacked the chocolate in his mouth a few times, opened his mouth again, and Risuke quickly stuffed another piece of chocolate into his mouth.
Sweetheart. "In the end, you followed the 'stupid waiter''s path and ended up on your farm?"
There was another burst of unclear words from the microphone.
"Oh, he's unlucky. What about the things on his body..." Fan Ping was interrupted just as he started to speak. He immediately sneered and said, "Yo? You didn't get any of them either?"
What a coincidence, two people came in, one for you and one for me, but in the end no one got what they had on them?"
What else was said on the phone, and the pig impatiently moved its front hooves. "Don't follow me like this. You have so many defense methods, but you just used this one. You can't see people alive or dead bodies."
, not even a hair can be pulled out? What do you mean I am the same... This is a special situation for me!"
They ridiculed each other back and forth for a long time about whether the other party had gotten the special items, whether they had kept them for themselves, and were unwilling to share the benefits. Finally, they got back to the topic: "...Okay, look at this. What should I do? Oh, you also think it’s troublesome to operate? Well, um, I think it’s okay... If you don’t say it, if I don’t say it, it’s like these two people have never come in. One more thing is worse than one less thing... eh Yeah, I almost forgot, how do you explain it to your fourth uncle?"
It paused and said: "You don't know, I made a report and borrowed [Logic] once... What you are talking about is nonsense. An evolutionist came towards me, I don't borrow [Logic]
】, should I put myself on top?"
It seemed that the pig on the phone couldn't come up with any good ideas; after hanging up the phone, Fanping let out a long sigh and cursed.
"Sleeping on the dirt floor makes my back sore..." It turned around and Risuke walked up to it and gently squeezed its shoulder muscles. "I'm different from you. The rougher you humans are, the better.
I can't stand it... I can't live in such a big house for nothing, but I have to sleep on the dirt."
"I hear what you mean, just pretend that what happened today never happened?" Risuke asked carefully.
Pig thought for a while. "Yes, the more I think about it, the more I feel that we can't let them know that we have an evolved person sneaking in here."
"why?"
"How did that woman sneak in?" Fan Ping said, "If they were able to sneak in, they must have destroyed our defense measures... This shows that I was not vigilant and did not pay attention. Who will be responsible for the loss? If someone were to
What should I do if I write an article?”
"Then Fourth Uncle's side..."
"I told my fourth uncle that I had it in my trouser pocket, but it was useless, so it was a false alarm." It thought of something, and said: "You will go and call someone who is trustworthy and has a good mouth to pick up the second child with you later."
The bodies in the lobby have been disposed of."
Just as Risuke responded, the phone rang again. Zhu glanced at the light screen, and his whole demeanor suddenly changed. He straightened up and pressed his front hooves on the phone - before picking up the phone.
, it glanced at Risuke and asked: "Are you going? Didn't I ask you to dispose of the body? Why are you standing there in a daze?"
Risuke was stunned for a moment, then he hurriedly responded a few times and quickly left the office, not forgetting to carefully close the office door for Zhu before leaving.
Before actually picking up the phone, there was some hesitation on Fanping's pig face; he cursed Carol's "unbelievable shit head" in a low voice, then took a deep breath and picked up the phone.
"Oh, it's you!" it said meekly and attentively: "You don't rest so late at night, why are you still busy working? How can you not pay attention to your health? We are all worried."
The voice on the microphone was very rude. He didn't pay attention to its flattery and just said a series of words quickly and urgently.
Fanping's shoulders relaxed and he breathed out silently.
It obviously didn't hear anything from the microphone that really worried it. It used its front hooves to pull the snacks in the box, and its whole body became loose; only its mouth was still responding with "um, yes, yes".
The tone was very serious. "You are right, this is indeed an issue that has been pressing on my mind..."
"My helper?" It thought for a moment, slapped the table and said, "No problem! I see that he is progressing quite quickly. He has grown up in all aspects, and he is a talent that can be made... Tell me,
What do you want me to do?"
There was another fuzzy voice coming from the microphone.
After Fanping hung up the phone, the office was quiet for a while.
The pig didn't seem to have much work to do. He lazily flipped through a few documents and took a nap on the soft bed in the corner of the office. The five senses of the pig-shaped degenerate species were far superior to ordinary people. Before Risuke knocked on the door,
At that time, it was awakened by the sound of footsteps first.
Risuke was covered in dust and dirt, and those who didn't know better would have thought that he had rolled in the dirt. His eyes were evasive and he said to Pig: "Mr. Pig, I have already buried that body..."
"Don't leave in a hurry." The pig beckoned generously and said: "Lean, your study and performance have been very good in recent times... I ask you, are you ready for the final assessment?
Yet?"
Lean suddenly raised his head.
"Let, let me become like Mr. Pig...the final assessment?"
My mom, the pace is much slower than I thought. I really don’t know if I don’t write about it. Only when I wrote about it did I realize why this pig talks so much nonsense.