Preface: Friends, I was abducted by aliens for a while, mainly because they took a fancy to my superb aesthetic sense and said they couldn't do it without me. After I helped them improve their alien city planning and space vegetation design, they gave me
I gave me a red envelope worth 200 yuan, put me on a minibus, and let me come back. As soon as I got home, I started writing the extra story without any delay. It was really true.
Because there are so many big tipsters, I found the one closest to me... Now that the New Year is here, let’s follow the old rules and do a New Year’s gift extra!
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Lin Sanjiu doesn't know how to celebrate the Spring Festival this year.
Usually everyone eats and drinks, sings and plays cards, and plays a few rounds of the hide-and-seek game in Exodus, "Who can anger the puppet master and successfully hide from him?" It's quite fun, but after living like this for several years, it's hard to avoid people's hearts.
Want to change, want to change things.
"I don't care what you change. Anyway, the menu must not cut corners."
Nowadays, Bohemia eats more and sees more, and her eyes no longer glow green when she sees food. However, accordingly, her standards for delicious food have increased, and she is about to forget her roots.
"Ji Shanqing is a person who resists all odds. Even a dog can't bark at him, so he is willing to cook a good meal during the holidays. By the way, tell him, the quality of breakfast is very average recently. The skin of the shrimp dumplings
, too hard. How did you write it? Why do you have no requirements for yourself?"
Libao had long been dissatisfied with his gradual transformation into a chef, but he didn't dare to let him hear this.
"I can only tell you about eating," Lin Sanjiu sighed, and promptly pressed the second half of the sentence, "It's of no use."
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"Play games?" Yu Yuan was willing to think about the problem seriously and suggested: "We can collect some board games. We have never played board games, right?"
This was an idea. Lin Sanjiu tilted her head and thought about it for a while. "Isn't there too many people for a board game?"
“Two tables can be opened.”
Lin Sanjiu thought for a while. "Then...who will the puppet master be at the table with?"
Yu Yuan also thought about it. "How about we watch TV."
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What’s so good about TV! What’s more, the movies and TV series collected in the apocalyptic world either have language barriers or lack of understanding of their cultural background. They often look at them in confusion, and after watching them, they turn into anthropological research.
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Lin Sanjiu interviewed several people and found that each one was less useful than the last.
The great witch wanted to hold a fashion Gala, and wanted to collect the best designs in the apocalyptic world. She even thought about who should be dressed up and who should not be dressed up. It was all very thoughtful, but the only problem was that it had nothing to do with the New Year.
"Joyful?" Her face wrinkled up, as if the word "joyful" deeply offended her. "No, I have never heard that the requirements of the Fashion Gala are festive. Give me those lanterns, flower baskets, and red banners.
Forget it - you made that colorful dragon, it looks like the palette has vomited!"
Doctor Cat has no idea about the New Year.
This is an attitude unique to animals, and the same applies to rabbits: no matter what happens, it happens; there is no need to look forward to it, nor to worry or worry.
After five minutes of in-depth conversation with Doctor Cat, Lin Sanjiu even began to think about philosophical questions - What is the essential difference between New Year's Day and every day in the past and future? Is this sense of ritual just to comfort humans for their uncertainty about the future?
Certainty versus insecurity?
If we continue to talk, the New Year will not be able to pass, so Lin Sanjiu sighed and left.
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In the end, she didn't expect that the New Year's resolution would be proposed by a guy who wasn't even a human being. Of course, there were a lot of non-human guys, but the proposer seemed to be the one least likely to celebrate the New Year.
one.
"I know how to celebrate the New Year. It's very festive, and it really brings good luck."
The Queen of Soul said slowly, combing her braids. "There is a doomsday planet, and every New Year there is a celebration to ward off evil spirits and bring good luck. It is very interesting. We can all go and see it. It's like traveling to celebrate the New Year, right?
? Let’s pack up and go there together, mix in the local crowd, try some snacks and watch the show, it’s also fun.”
It described the celebration activities to Lin Sanjiu in detail, and Lin Sanjiu was so excited that she slapped her thigh, and the matter was settled. The person who finally solved the need was the Queen of Souls, and it was hard to tell which cloud contained rain.
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She simply forgot to ask at that time why there were New Year celebrations and crowded snacks when the planet was ending.
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There is only one week left before the Chinese New Year, and Exodus is already busy. Even if there are many people, most of them, to put it nicely, are uninhibited souls pursuing freedom; to put it worst, they have no team spirit at all and require no return.
Especially all kinds of things.
What's more, when traveling with such a group of people, she has to be responsible for the impact on the surrounding environment, which is not easy.
In order to make everyone happy, Lin Sanjiu had no choice but to form a temporary "New Year's Travel Celebration Planning Group". The only members of the group were Lin Sanjiu, Yu Yuan who invited her with her kind words, and Ji Shanqing who couldn't refuse her sister's request.
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The following are some of the requirements for guests who will appear.
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"What local snacks? What if they don't taste good?" Bohemia was worried. "Don't you make those baked buns, fried skewers, chicken wings, rice cakes, bean paste crisps, cheesecakes, peanut toast, coconut milk smoothies and so on? I won't bring them anymore.
?You think for yourselves, is this appropriate? Of course, I will also give local snacks a chance. But there is no reason to eat on an empty stomach, right?"
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"I don't ask for much," Yuan Xiangxi said gently, "I just want to experience as much as possible in my short ghost life. So, can you make me a kite?"
"Do you want to fly a kite?" Lin Sanjiu asked. This request is indeed not too much.
"No," Yuan Xiangxi smiled with his white teeth flashing, "Make a big kite, I'll lie on the kite, and you let me go. Aren't New Year activities fun? I want to look down from mid-air, but your field of vision is definitely not as good as
I'm good."
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"There's no need to talk about wine. I believe you will definitely prepare it for me." Qingjiu Liu considered the problem very down-to-earth and very realistic: "The problem is, if you drink happily, I may not be able to keep up with you. Is there a way?
Let me know your location at any time? It would be best if I could still feel it even if I get drunk hundreds of miles away."
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"I wanted to do some activities with girls at the celebration," Sbaan said.
"No," Lin Sanjiu looked him over. He was eighteen years old this year. She was afraid that there would be too many people at the celebration, so she put him among the girls, which would be bad if it caused a traffic jam. "I have already planned it.
You go with the man."
"Is it because they have good-looking faces or good smells?" Siba'an asked, "Isn't the purpose of the New Year to make me happy? You rearrange it."
How did I raise him in my old age? Lin Sanjiu pressed his temples hard. Why did he develop a temperament like Jia Baoyu? And in his boyhood, Sibaan actually had an extra layer of stubbornness and ego. This
Is this the so-called adolescent reversal period?
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In addition to meeting everyone's requests, you must also take care of key troublemakers over and over again, and must not cause any safety accidents. Recently, there are rumors on the ship that the puppet master and the Queen of Soul seem to want to launch a joint doll product that can be controlled and controlled.
Wearing it, just thinking about it made her head hurt.
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Can such a bunch of messy guys really participate in the celebration properly without causing trouble to the locals?
(to be continued)
The missing person has quietly returned! The initial plan for the new book is February, but we can also have a second step plan.
PS: Damn it!!! I haven’t posted a side story for a long time, and I forgot to set the chapter as public, and it became a paid chapter again! It’s okay, but it’s really hypocritical to make money by claiming that the side story is actually charging.