"...To be honest, now I kind of understand why some people hunt visa officers."
After Ji Shanqing said this, he took a long breath, took out the last thing from his pants and placed it on the dining table - the dining table that was originally big enough for six people to eat was now fully occupied.
Half of it.
One or two candles have been burned out, and there are only a few short candles left on the table, which are still weakly supporting the dark light curtain; under their abundant firelight, the various items on the table are dazzling with a faint glow.
of glimmer.
Lin Sanjiu did not participate, and sat silently at the back, watching the two of them take things out one by one - she originally tried her best to keep a straight face, but at this moment she could no longer hold on, and revealed
There was no concealed surprise.
"I have long heard that visa officers are rich, but I didn't expect it to be so rich..."
Ji Shanqing and Qing Jiuliu also sat down at the table. The candlelight reflected the faces of several people in orange; except for their faces, everything was eliminated in the darkness, including the corpse not far away.
——At this time, there were eleven things placed on the table.
11 items may not sound like much; if a visa can be used to exchange for one thing, then visa officers should be able to add dozens of items to their hands every time they go to a new world - even if the situation in the meat-eating world is special.
However, in this way, after just traveling through a few worlds, there are already too many things accumulated, and no one can remember the names of the uses of so many things. Therefore, a popular method among visa officers is to return
When the center reaches the twelve realms, get rid of most of the unused special items on hand.
"Country bumpkins" like Lin Sanjiu don't know that staying in the central twelve realms is very expensive and requires continuous spending.
Logically speaking, visa officers are fully capable of staying within the twelve central realms for the rest of their lives, but they still have to keep traveling to the outside world; not only to expand the types of visas, but also to exchange for more supplies - Twelve
There are too many visa officers in the world, and a visa, especially the largest number of ordinary visas, cannot be sold for a good price at all.
...In other words, what is on the table at this time are the best things left after careful selection of radishes.
The first item on the left is a lacquered green birdcage half as tall as a person - it's not fair to say it is one piece, because this solid wood carved and finely crafted birdcage is now filled with all kinds of things.
No matter how detached the status of the visa officer, Carrot still had to wear clothes and eat. Apparently, he just stuffed all the things he had to bring into the birdcage and used it as a suitcase.
"Why don't you move quickly? Why are you still standing there?" Qing Jiuliu raised his chin towards Lin Sanjiu, took a sip of wine from the bottle, and narrowed his eyes in enjoyment: "...I'm waiting to see you.
Here’s the introduction to the card.”
Lin Sanjiu glanced at him and was about to say something when Qing Jiuliu interrupted her.
"Okay, okay, we all know that you are colluding with us this time. This is really a big fucking deal. Please turn it into a card quickly."
Everything she wanted to say was suppressed, and Lin Sanjiu let out a breath of laughter and laughter - it was obviously a problem that she had been struggling with for a long time, but it was completely resolved by Qing Jiuliu's few words; if she continued to push it away, she would probably
Even she herself felt hypocritical.
She paused, and finally without saying a word she reached out and touched the birdcage, and an extra card appeared on the table.
【Canary's Revenge】
Fuck you, you idiot is finally dead!
When the end came, a certain raised "canary" burst into joyful cheers in her heart. Her beautiful and young years were distorted into a period of being imprisoned by money, and she could no longer experience normal emotions.
time; for this she resented everything - she resented the man who tried every means to prevent her from being independent, resisted the woman called the first wife, hated their children, was tortured by her past, and feared her future,
She also laughed at the so-called love...Now that the end has come, everything is destroyed, but all her panic and hatred have embodied this huge birdcage.
Target audience: Men and women over 36, under 70, children under 10, and couples of any age.
Implementation method: Take out the birdcage in front of the target object and open the door.
Effect: As long as the conditions are met, people who see this birdcage will walk into the birdcage with a blank look on their faces, huddle up in a ball, and be imprisoned. However, people can only be imprisoned for ten days at most. After all, no one can
Be a canary for life - once the ten days are up, the person inside will be released no matter what.
Note: Apart from not being able to kill the people in the birdcage, everything that can be done depends on the owner of the birdcage to slowly discover and test it. This product can also be superimposed with the effects of other special items.
ps: When using it, beware that your opponent has special items or abilities that are incompatible with it.
"This..." Ji Shanqing blinked, somewhat unbelievable. "If you suddenly take this out when you are losing the battle... this is a life-saving thing."
"Fortunately, none of us meet the conditions," Qingjiuru sighed.
Maybe there are too few people who take action against the visa officer, and even fewer meet the requirements, so Carrot doesn't seem to use it very much; at this time, the cage is filled with a change of clothes, dry food, water, medicine and other sundries that will be needed in the future.
.
"Look at the second one." Gift Bao also became excited and pushed the toothbrush to Lin Sanjiu.
It turns out it's really just a toothbrush.
"You're sick," Qingjiuru cursed and threw the toothbrush out, "Why don't you put it in a birdcage!"
"Maybe because I can't put it down anymore," Li Bao picked up the third item, "This must be a special item."
If it wasn't a special item, no one would carry around a palm-sized English letter made of plastic - Lin Sanjiu raised the red "e" and looked at it for a long time, but couldn't figure out what it could be.
I turned it into a card out of doubt.
The moment they saw the words on the card clearly, several people suddenly stood up at the same time, almost overturning their chairs——
【ebay】
Yes, you read that right, it’s the eBay you’re thinking of.
How can a mere doomsday stop the progress of the great capitalists? Even if mankind perishes, today's eBay is still tenaciously surviving; it has transformed into many red plastic letters, scattered in various worlds.
Evolvers who hold this letter are eBay users and can conduct various transactions through this letter.
How to use: When this letter is activated and used for the first time, a code will be generated; even if the letter holder changes, the code will remain unchanged, and all holders will use this code for transactions.
Hold the letters in the palm of your hand, and the information generated by the letters will flow into the user's brain in a bioelectric way, forming a transaction picture - the specific technical issues will be left vague. Users can upload transaction items, browse, and search for other items.
User’s product information and purchase conditions.
So after buying a product, how do you get it?
This is really an unsolvable mystery.
Due to some unknown standard, eBay's page will mark in gray those items that "I hope you can't get your hands on"; naturally, users cannot purchase these items.
For things that can be purchased, users have two choices: one is to choose "same world transaction", which can only be established when the buyer and seller are in the same world; the other is to choose "pay shipping to eBay". After paying enough shipping
After that, the thing you purchased will fall out of the sky with a "wave" or somewhere else - don't ask where it came from, it's a trade secret. The same goes for selling things.
In fact, the card information was not written in detail, and I read it quickly in just a few paragraphs; but the three heads gathered together still seemed to be frozen in mid-air, and no one spoke for a long time. When they finally
When Lin Sanjiu reacted, he immediately held the red plastic "e" tightly and closed his eyes under the excited and confused gazes of the other two.
...After a while, she finally opened her eyes again and let out a long breath.
"How's it going?" Qingjiuli put his head over, looking anxious: "What did you see? Why didn't you say anything?"
The expression on Lin Sanjiu's face at this time was like a child's first visit to a candy factory - she opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something; but after hesitating for a few seconds, she finally pushed the plastic letters over
: "It's better for you to see for yourselves."
The other two people looked at each other.
——After winning Qingjiuru in the guessing game, Libao grabbed the plastic letter and held it in his fist.
This special item obviously had no race requirements. Almost as soon as he closed his eyes, an image like a screen of light lit up in his originally dark field of vision.
Apart from the big word "ebay", the first thing that caught his eye was the two lines of words that appeared like the title of the film.
"Number of ebay letters: 10927."
"Current number of users: 149."
This means that there are tens of thousands of plastic letters in the apocalyptic world - but the number of people who have found and owned the plastic letters is only 149. The gift bag muttered "that's all" in his heart, and turned away.
Eyes - Following his movements, the page slid slightly, as if by induction, and the two lines of words on the second page were displayed in front of his eyes.
"Total number of tradable items: 203."
"The current user's tradable items: 37 items."
...Next, there is a list of 37 items.
One after another, various and unbelievable items kept sliding past him as his eyes moved around the gift bag; for the first time in his one and a half year old life, he discovered a hobby of his -
Online shopping.
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