There is very little information on the page of [Uterus Project].
There are no pictures and no detailed descriptions - in fact, all the item introductions given on the page are actually just the words quoted by Qing Jiuru. The purpose of this thing is also a bit inexplicable, so even though it has been viewed two hundred times
Many times, no one pressed the "like" button.
Lin Sanjiu looked at the cold "like", then a thought suddenly appeared, and there was a small 1 next to it. After thinking about it for a moment, her eyes turned back to the lifeless word "buy".
Go ahead and try to confirm.
A new page appeared in front of you.
"Cannot be purchased: This item cannot be purchased immediately because it is too far away from you. Please try again after moving to another location." Lin Sanjiu read this line aloud. Even though she had her eyes closed at this time, she could still
She felt Li Bao bring his head closer, and his hot breath was on her ears - on the surface, Li Bao was indeed no different from a human being.
Ji Shanqing asked eagerly: "Location transfer? What's going on?"
"Wait, let me take a look...ah, here is the message left by the owner." Lin Sanjiu carefully looked at the ID called "Bounce Jumping Little Sesame", and then said: "...This person
The world she is in now is called 'Endless Tunnel', and the world she is going to in 28 days is...'Blue Falling Yellow Spring'. Hey, this seems to be one of the twelve central realms? It seems that the only way to go is where she is.
That’s it.”
"It's not easy for this little sesame to get a visa to go to the twelve realms of the center." Libao frowned and muttered to himself. Seeing Lin Sanjiu withdrawing from [ebay], he immediately asked: "[Womb]
Is the plan expensive?”
"She didn't offer a price, she just wrote on the page that she wanted to exchange for a special combat-oriented item." Lin Sanjiu replied, "...actually, if you think about it carefully, besides being useful to us, this [Womb Project] has nothing else to do with it.
No one needs it. She can’t set a price, so it’s quite reasonable.”
Unlike the absolute control of the Puppet Master, [Project Uterus] can only turn humanoid objects into people; as for whether they will leave you after becoming a person, or even stab you in the back, that is all uncertain.
——From a certain point of view, it is a completely unnecessary thing, no wonder it is being sold.
"Then...sister, what do you think?" Ji Shanqing's eyes were shining, "Shall we buy it?"
Although this is a question, "Buy, buy, buy, buy" is written all over his face.
"You can try it." Lin Sanjiu thought for a while and came to a conclusion. "Although you have the benefits of a gift bag, if we buy this thing, it is equivalent to an extra layer of insurance."
Having made up his mind, Ji Shanqing immediately activated the [Defective Visa Officer] and planned to issue a visa for all three people to go to "Biluo Huangquan"; Lin Sanjiu didn't hear Qing Jiuliu's voice for a long time, so he turned around in confusion.
At first glance, I found that this guy was already asleep.
Thinking about it - even when he committed the murder just now, Qingjiuru didn't put down the bottle of wine; in this moment, he had drank several bottles of whiskey in a row - now he just fell asleep and was not poisoned by alcohol. He was really gifted.
After a few pushes, he failed to wake him up; Lin Sanjiu had to slap him on the face a few times, and Qing Jiuliu, who was alarmingly low on vigilance, finally opened his eyes.
Lin Sanjiu immediately stuffed the paper crane to him: "Are you awake? Tell Si Lu and the others as soon as possible so that they don't come... I'm worried that if they come and find something wrong with the body, they won't be able to tell the truth.
Already."
"You can do it yourself. It's not like you can't speak." Qingjiureu looked as if his bones had been ripped out, and he excused himself softly and lazily: "...I'm so sleepy."
"Aren't you an actor? You're a professional counterpart." Lin Sanjiu had long been accustomed to his lazy temperament, and remained unmoved. She just stared at him and sent out an emotional and convincing message - until
After the paper crane disappeared into the dark night sky, she continued: "The gift bag is issuing visas for us. When we get to the next world..."
She had just said this when she heard Ji Shanqing behind her suddenly say "ah" - Lin Sanjiu quickly turned her head and saw the gift bag sitting under the candlelight, with her mouth open and a look of confusion on her face.
, rendered by the firelight into a mixture of light and dark.
"What's wrong?"
"I..." Libao paused, as if what he was going to say next was very difficult. After a few seconds, he stammered: "I, all the visas I can issue are single."
"What?"
Lin Sanjiu jumped up - she rushed over in a few steps and grabbed the visa that was placed on the table after the gift package was opened. She quickly browsed through each one one by one, and she found that there was really no duplicate.
.
"how so?"
"My abilities can only be fused and cannot be replaced, so even if I kill two visa officers in a row, I will still be a 'defective visa officer'." Li Bao was so frustrated that his eyebrows dropped and he refused to raise his eyes: "...I
I originally thought that defective products meant that the visa issued was not good enough, but I didn’t expect that only one visa can be issued for each destination.”
As if he sensed what Lin Sanjiu wanted to ask, Li Bao took the lead and let out a long sigh: "Besides, I don't have many visas in total... except for one visa that seems to be from a low-level world, and the rest are
"One," he said, and poked the visa on the table without hesitation: "What about the Olympics, Pompeii... God knows what kind of ghost world they are, and I don't know their classification."
Lin Sanjiu lowered his head and counted, and then discovered that the gift package could only give out a total of seven or eight visas; the only advantage was probably that each visa was blank and anonymous, and anyone who took it could use it.
"Not even one with the twelve realms in the center?"
"No." Libao said unhappily.
The drunken Qingjiu Liu who was standing aside seemed to sense that something was wrong. He suddenly moved over without saying a word and put his chin on the table, looking like a dog.
"Then what should we do now?" Lin Sanjiu was worried, "Now we have to go to Biluo Huangquan to buy the [Womb Project], and the other is to bring the great witch and -" She glanced at Qingjiu Liu and paused.
After a pause, he continued: "...Qing Jiuliu. So after all is said and done, we still have to find a visa officer?"
"Your pause is a bit hurtful." Qingjiuru complained vaguely.
"That's not the case," Libao rubbed his face tiredly and narrowed his eyes: "We can also go to [ebay] to have a look... I just saw someone selling visas in the item list, maybe I can buy it.
Where’s the visa for Biluo Huangquan?”
Now it seems that this is the only way - Lin Sanjiu rubbed her temples heavily, then reached out and took the red plastic letter "e" from the table; just as she held it in her hand, she suddenly opened her eyes again.
"What's wrong?" Libao asked.
"Go and put the low-level visa on the great witch first," Lin Sanjiu instructed, "... none of us know when she will teleport, so it's better to be on the safe side."
Libao responded, grabbed the visa to the world of "sandwich biscuits" and left.
As soon as Ji Shanqing left, there was only the faint crackling sound of candle wicks in the air. The night outside the window became darker, as if the house was just floating in darkness. Lin Sanjiu picked up the plastic letters again,
Closed his eyes.
eBay's light screen had just lit up in front of her eyes, and she heard Qing Jiuliu beside her suddenly say "Hey", and then there was a sound of a chair, as if he stood up - Lin Sanjiu immediately opened his eyes and said, "Why?"
"Yes." Before I could ask, I was stunned for a moment.
A white shadow buzzed in through the window.
"It's strange, we just released the paper crane," Qingjiuru held out his finger with a bit of surprise, letting the little paper crane flap its wings and fall down, "...why did it come back so soon?
"
To this question, they soon heard the answer from Si Lu.
"...We found a ship. We took the sea route during this period, so we were very fast; now we have landed. We will reach your location in a few hours' walk." Si Lu's voice
He sounded very serious, "... Leave the visa officer's body there and don't move it until we come over to take a look."
He only recorded a few sentences and played them all quickly; as soon as the message ended, the room suddenly fell into silence again.
At this time, Libao pushed the big witch into the hall, and happened to hear a tail; he stopped, and several people looked at each other, and each other's expressions darkened.
"Put it up again." Lin Sanjiu stared at the paper crane and said softly.
Qingjiuli released Si Lu's information again.
Yes, they heard it right——
In the message recorded by Si Lu, a long whistle sounded faintly, as if it was floating far behind him.
(I found Shui Shui gave me a jade, thank you! I just happened to bump into the leave request, I was a little embarrassed...Thank you for the facial paralysis of Shenyou, Muzi, Shizhou Fengyun, The Bridge Under Han Shen, Egg Tart, Guan Shanyue and so on.
Rewards, as well as monthly votes from Ishichu Lingyu, Yaya 21, Date Eating Girl, How Innocent, Faith, etc.! Sorry to write too long, just feel my feelings...)