[I took stock of my lipstick numbers in the afternoon and painted my arms like a Dalmatian dog. Finally, I remembered that there has been no update yet. Wait a minute, this chapter is already 2,000 words long, and an update is coming soon!]
Hu Changzai and Rabbit, who escaped from the puppet master for the second time, probably would never have imagined that one of the targets they had been desperately searching for during this period was currently lying on a comfortable bed covered with silk sheets.
...Hai Tianqing has spent a long time here.
Speaking of which, he seemed to have nothing to complain about: when Lin Sanjiu was lying on the sea sand and stones, there was a thick and soft bed like clouds under him; when Hu Changzai and the rabbit were eating food,
When there is uncooked rice in the dish, fresh vegetables and rice are served on a silver plate and brought to his mouth. Sometimes there is even dessert after the meal.
But Hai Tianqing is still very, very unhappy.
Because he was only wearing a pair of underwear, his hands and feet were tied to four bedposts, and he had maintained this look for two months.
The room he was in was small and carefully taken care of - the floor was covered with thick carpets, and there was a row of large flowerpots placed under the wall near the window. Many tomatoes, cucumbers and other vegetables were planted in the flowerpots.
This is Hai Tianqing's recipe during this period. Since the temperature in the room is much lower than outside, these plants look quite vibrant.
One hand lifted the branch of a plant, and then a cheerful voice sounded in the room: "Brother Hai, do you like spicy food? I think this little red pepper is growing very well, you should be able to eat it!"
Hai Tianqing had a gloomy face, staring at himself in the ceiling without saying a word - just like some vulgar love hotels, the ceiling of this room also had a large mirror.
"Oh, Brother Hai, don't always be like this..." The owner of the voice approached him as if he was coquettishly speaking. "Don't you like Xiaoyi cooking for you?"
"You stay away from me."
The girl suddenly raised her head, revealing a white heart-shaped face and a pair of big eyes with eyeliner. The grievance in these eyes stayed for less than two seconds, and her voice was firmly full of hope again: "
Brother Hai, although you don’t understand my thoughts now, I believe that sincerity can make a difference..."
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't move, Hai Tianqing would have wanted to hit the wall head first.
He was unlucky. After being punched into the sky by Lin Sanjiu, he actually fell straight towards a building - even though he protected his head and face with his arms and curled up into a ball as much as possible, Hai Tian
Qing still broke through several floors in succession, and finally passed out with wounds all over his body.
When he woke up, he had been stripped naked and tied to the big bed, and sitting next to him was this "snail girl" who called herself Xiaoyi.
Call her Snail Girl, because her ability is [Snail] - this twenty-square-meter room is her snail shell; in this shell, external attacks generally cannot harm her, except for herself.
, when entering the room, all abilities will be invalidated.
The rope she used seemed to be a special item, which put Hai Tianqing, who had always been proud of his strength, into this embarrassing situation.
"Brother Hai..." Xiaoyi suddenly seemed a little sad. While talking, she rested her head on his abdomen. Her long hair spread like water on Hai Tianqing's body. "I like you so much. Why do you do that?"
You don’t want to accept my wishes..."
"I told you, I'm already married." Hai Tianqing answered while holding back his emotions.
Xiaoyi snorted: "I know! But isn't your wife dead? Do you want to stay with her for the rest of your life... However, I like the infatuated Brother Hai the best."
This conversation has happened countless times in the past two months.
In addition to "I'm married", there are also "Are you a nymphomaniac?", "A tough melon is not sweet", "What's so good about me, why do you have to find an uncle like me?"... and so on.
Xiaozhi used reason to move him to love, but Xiaoyi just couldn't listen.
If someone had told Hai Tianqing before that one day he would be tied to the bed by a woman, he would probably have spat in his face, but now——
Hai Tianqing dodged Xiaoyi's stretched out hand irritably, but the movement of his body was limited. In the end, she touched his chest muscles, and he suddenly lost his temper: "...It's useless if you don't let me go.
My 14 months in this world will soon be over, and you won’t be able to separate even if you don’t want to!”
What was not good was that Xiaoyi was not anxious at all after hearing this. Instead, she raised her head and smiled at him, looking very playful: "Brother Hai, I thought of this before you did! Hey, my experience
After all, there are more than you."
"...What did you do?"
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I haven't seen her much in the past two days.
"Last week I heard that there is a visa officer in this area, called A Xianxian, and I happen to know him!" Xiao Yi ignored Hai Tianqing's expression as if his eyes were darkened, and continued to say with a smile: "You
I also know that my ability is like that of a snail and I walk a little slowly, so these past few days I have been dragging the snail shell in the direction of A Xianxian..."
Suddenly, there was a "bang", and the door was hit hard by someone, which interrupted half of the sentence she had not finished.
Both people in the room were shocked. Xiaoyi looked a little scared and made a "shh" gesture towards Hai Tianqing.
A very rude curse came from the door: "Oh my god, why can't this door be opened?"
Hearing this voice, Hai Tianqing's eyes widened suddenly - he just opened his mouth to shout, but Xiaoyi immediately stuffed a pillow towel in his mouth, and the shout suddenly turned into a dull sound of "Uh-huh". Unwilling to do so, he
During the struggle, Xiaoyi stood up and walked towards the door.
"Forget it if it can't be opened, let's move to another place." Another voice advised.
"No, I want this room! This room has a unique temperament and suits me!"
"...Are you mentally ill? Don't you know that guy might catch up with you at any time? Why are you so picky about a hiding place?" This voice that sounded much more gentle was also quite angry: "Besides,
A house suddenly appeared on the road, maybe it was a trap..."
"Um...who are you?" Xiaoyi asked timidly.
As soon as the girl's frightened voice came out of the door, the door immediately fell silent. After a few seconds, the gentle voice rang again, alert: "No, I'm sorry to bother you, we're leaving now.
"
"No, I won't leave! Hey, behind the door, do you have cabbage here? I smell it!"
"Hmm, um...yes, a little bit——"
Hearing this answer, the voice outside the door almost jumped to the sky with joy: "Open the door quickly, the price is negotiable, I am not a bad person!"
Xiaoyi thought for a moment, then opened the door through a narrow crack. Just as she said, "I can give you some," a small brown shadow suddenly popped in from her feet -
- She was startled off guard. She said "ah" and let go of her hand, and the door crack opened wider.
A face appeared by the door, it was Hu Changzai. His eyes followed the crack of the door and he was immediately as dumb as the rabbit on the floor.
"Hai, Hai...cadre?"
When Xiaoyi heard this, she became anxious. Just as she was about to close the door, Hu Changzai stopped the door, and then he rushed into the house. Hai Tianqing was so anxious that he almost broke into sweat. Unfortunately, all he could say was "Uh-huh"
sound.
The brown-haired rabbit looked at Xiaoyi, then at Hai Tianqing, and said meaningfully: "I don't know, Lao Hai, you still have such a side."
The girl covered her blushing face: "No! No, Brother Hai has always refused...I miss it too..."
"That's enough! What are you talking about!" Hu Changzai finally couldn't bear it anymore and rushed to the bed. He pulled the pillow towel out of Hai Tianqing's mouth. The latter took a breath and shouted: "
Why did you get in!"
Before the rabbit had time to speak, Xiaoyi closed the door with a click, and Hai Tianqing's warning sound reached its ears: "You won't be able to use your abilities if you come in!"
The companions who just came in were dumbfounded.
It's too late now - looking at one person and one rabbit, and thinking that Xiaoyi is not a bad person, Hai Tianqing sighed and asked: "Where is Xiaojiu? Has she escaped?"
"No...we haven't found her yet. It's been a long time coming." Hu Changzai obviously still couldn't react: "Who is this girl?"
Xiaoyi also had questions: "Is Xiaojiu a boy or a girl?"
"What have you done? Where is the cabbage?" This is the rabbit.
Facing the three questioning looks, Hai Tianqing felt that his head was as big as a bucket.
Ten minutes later, everyone's information was finally synchronized.
Although his abilities were all neutralized, Xiaoyi did not have the upper hand in a two-on-one situation - soon, under her tearful eyes, Hu Changzai had a straight face, feeling as if he had a heart of stone, and put Hai Tian
Qing untied himself from the bed. The latter jumped down quickly and put on his clothes almost gratefully.
Seeing that his body was quickly covered by clothes, Xiaoyi's expression suddenly turned gray.
Facing this woman who seemed to have no ill intentions except for being a bit over the top, the two men were a bit confused about how to deal with her. In the end, Hai Tianqing snorted: "You took advantage of others' danger and took advantage of me.
I will pretend that what happened here has never happened, and we will go our separate ways——"
"No!" Xiaoyi raised her face with tears in her eyes, "I want to follow Brother Hai!"
Hai Tianqing lost his patience: "Then just follow me." After that, he turned around and walked out.
With her carrying a snail shell on her back, it would be crazy if she could keep up. Just when two men and a rabbit holding cabbage had just crossed the gate, Xiaoyi gritted his teeth and suddenly sounded behind her.