[4400-word chapter] Chapter 212 The purple and green sword can't be pulled out, the poor woman is no
The woman looked at Wu Ma indifferently, which made Wu Ma wonder for a moment whether the woman who woke up at this moment was the Liu Yanzhi who had a heart-to-heart with him last night.
"What's your surname?" Wu Ma said.
"The surname is Liu."
"Liu...Yifei?"
"Oh shit," the woman raised her fist again, "You are a dancing horse, and you are pretending not to know me again!"
"Don't fight yet,"
Wu Ma quickly grabbed her arm and said, "I have something important to tell you."
"Do you want to help me?"
Liu Yanzhi's eyes flashed with joy for a moment, and she hurriedly took out a mirror to look at her face, trying to see if Zixia's aura was no longer on her face, "Or have you already killed her for me?"
"No one has to kill, no one has to die,"
The dancing horse pointed to the sky,
"Give me the Moonlight Box, and I will take you back five hundred years in the future. By that time, you will still be in your own body and have not yet left your body, so there is no need to kill your master."
"She is not my master!"
"There's no need to kill anyone anyway."
"You are stupid," Liu Yanzhi pointed to the sky, "The two of us went back five hundred years in the future. My soul was indeed still in my body at that time, but now that I have gone back, wouldn't it be possible?
There are two me, that is to say, there are two souls of me. Do I still have to fight for my body with the soul of me at that time?"
Wu Ma was speechless, vaguely feeling that what Liu Yanzhi said seemed to be a very complicated, convoluted, and brain-burning theory, and most of it was nonsense.
"No matter what, I should give it a try, there is nothing to lose."
“What if my body didn’t travel through time, but my soul did, and I ended up with two souls and one body?
What if before you came to Wuzhishan last time, you deliberately avoided me and didn’t want to see me?
What if I travel to a thousand years ago and have never seen you, let alone remember you?
What if we travel to 10,000 years and the world explodes, and we both die too?"
"Then...don't you want to be liberated?"
"Ha," Liu Yanzhi raised her palm, "guess what this is?"
Wu Ma took a step back, "Slap?"
"No, it's a fist."
"Bang!" A punch came.
The dancing horse falls unconscious.
"I won't say sorry this time because I did it on purpose." Liu Yanzhi shook her fist.
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Blue sky and white sun, Gobi desert.
"It's strange," Zixia held her chin and stared at Wu Ma's dark circles, "Why do you see your sister every time but I don't?"
"I told you she's not your sister."
"You're just talking nonsense. I still don't know my own sister? How could she be taken over by others so easily?"
Zixia said, looking at the dancing horse's black-framed eyes and giggling, "Okay, even if she has been taken away, doesn't that body still belong to my sister? Why can't I still see her?"
The dancing horse machine read the lines: "Sometimes this kind of thing depends on fate. But she is not as cruel as before. This time she only blackened my left eye. I also promised her to kill you, so that you can be safe."
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"ah?"
"That is to say, you hide it first and let her think that you have been killed by me."
"My sister is so smart, she won't believe you."
"I told you I'm not your sister anymore."
"Why would you kill me if you weren't my sister?"
"Of course I want to steal your body."
"Why are you trying to steal my body? My sister and I look exactly the same, so what's there to steal?"
Can't explain clearly. Dance horse and cover face.
"Okay," Wu Ma rubbed her face vigorously and put her hands down, "You are right, she is your sister, and she is going to hunt you down now. I have already made an agreement with her, and I will help her kill you.
.But in fact, of course I will not kill you. As for how to make her believe, you can give me a token that is very important to you, such as the Moonlight Treasure Box..."
"good,"
Zixia clapped her hands and said happily: "But what you said is useless," she said, handing the sword on her waist to Wu Ma, "If you give her my purple-green sword tonight, she will definitely believe it.
"
"Um...are you sure this will work?"
"Of course, you don't know how important it is to me."
Of course I know. The heart of the dancing horse.
"Since this sword is so important to you, it would be terrible if your sister takes it for herself. Otherwise...it would be better to use the moonlight treasure box as a token."
"I think so too," Zixia said with a frown, "but the treasure box has been snatched away by my sister."
"How is that possible!" Wu Ma stared at her, "Have you never seen her before?"
"How do I know? My sister has always been so elusive, and I can't do anything about her. So, you'd better show her this purple-green sword."
Wu Ma had no choice but to stand up with the sword in his hand, thinking in his mind whether to pull out the purple-green sword in the sunlight according to the plot arrangement.
But after pulling it out, Zixia should be sure that her sweetheart is him. The story after that is too complicated, and she doesn't know if she can hold it.
Or...it's better to find a way to get the Moonlight Box and go back in time. The chance of passing the divine will is greater. But in this case, you still have to find Liu Yanzhi, which is a big headache.
"What do you think of my purple-green sword?" Zixia suddenly asked.
“Looks very good.”
"How do you know it's good if you haven't even looked inside it?"
"What I see is its overall complexion. It looks healthy, lively and cheerful."
"Color?" Zixia exclaimed: "You are already amazing, but... the things inside this baby are even more amazing. Do you want to take a look?"
"Isn't it impolite to just look at other people's swords?"
"Master has given permission."
"Is there anything special about girls' swords?"
"No, it's exactly the same as a boy's sword. It's just for people to see."
"Well, if you say this, I have no choice but to be respectful rather than obey."
The dancing horse raised the sword high and pulled it out hard... but it didn't even come out, "It's strange, this sword -"
Zixia noticed something strange, and suddenly flashed behind Wu Ma like the wind, grabbed his two wrists and violently spread them to both sides, and the purple-green sword was instantly pulled out.
Zixia looked surprised, "It turns out to be you!"
Wu Ma was confused: "What..."
Zixia's face was close to Wu Ma's. After all, this was the face of Li Hongyu, who was much prettier than Zhu Yin. Wu Ma's heart beat slightly faster.
"You can pull it out, why are you pretending that you can't?"
"I..." Wu Ma began to make up his mind, "I couldn't pull it out just now, but after you grabbed my wrist, I was able to pull it out. This means that it was you who pulled out this sword, not me.
It was pulled out, right?"
"Huh, if you pull it out, you'll pull it out. Why are you so modest? Hey, Xiaoma, what do you think of my sword?"
"Oh, just... that's enough."
"Wow, you have changed so quickly. You just said that it looks good, lively and cheerful."
"It was indeed like this originally, but just now it was pulled out under coercion and its complexion didn't look good."
"Hmph, you're such a weird guy," Zixia frowned, but soon became happy again, "Hey, take me for a walk in the market while it's still dark!"
"What's interesting about the market? It's full of people and it's so noisy."
Zixia took the sword away, pulled it out and held it on the dancing horse's neck.
"Actually, I like to go to the market the most. I used to go to the market with my wife every day. After going to the market, I would go to the zoo. After going to the zoo, I would go to shopping malls, supermarkets, parks, squares, lakes and seasides. I couldn't take a break all day long.
It’s not pleasant, I feel itchy all over, and I’m unbearably hungry and thirsty... Let’s go quickly, I can’t wait a minute longer!”
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When we arrived at the market, it was really noisy.
Zixia suddenly looked nervous and looked around.
Dancing Horse deliberately ignored her.
Zixia then cautiously approached the dancing horse and said, "Hey, my heart is beating so hard!"
Wu Ma also pretended to be nervous, "Is your sister chasing you?"
"No."
"Oh~ I understand. You haven't had enough rest these past two days, which has caused your heart to fail. Oh, this is scary. Why don't we quickly find a place for you to rest. Or, find a doctor to give you a look.
, maybe it’s the Ximai pulse?”
"No, my heart is very good." Zixia pulled Wu Ma's sleeve, "I might have a happy pulse. Come with me."
With that said, he pulled the dancer to an uninhabited corner...
Not far away, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were hiding next to the meat stall in the market to observe their whereabouts.
Sha Monk said: "Now that the senior brother has changed his appearance and is still with Fairy Zixia, could it be that Fairy Zixia is also involved in arresting the master? Follow him closely and don't scare the snake."
Zhu Bajie said: "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now that there is Zixia Fairy, he may be a little higher than me."
Sha Monk said: "I am here."
"It's just because you are a burden that he is a little taller than me!"
A woman came to buy meat: "Hello, cut this pig head in half for me, thank you."
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he jumped out and nudged the woman with his belly: "Damn! The pig head is not for sale, do you want the pig whip?"
Wu Ma was pulled by Zixia all the way to the other side, but he kept paying attention to Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng from the corner of his eye.
He thought to himself: Liu Yanzhi and Zixia are arguing back and forth. If this continues, I won't be able to get the Moonlight Box in ten thousand years.
Judging from the looks of Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, although Qingxia in the original plot has become Liu Yanzhi, it seems that the plot is still going on along the original track.
Going further down, Zixia Fairy should be taken away by the Supreme Treasure, and then the Moonlight Treasure Box will be snatched away by Sun Wukong. Later, Guanyin will appear to collect Sun Wukong, and the treasure box will be thrown away. I only need to hurry up before Tang Sanzang
It would be nice to get the treasure box from the front.
After making up his mind, he no longer resisted being alone with Zixia.
Zixia pulled him to the deserted city wall, the expression on her face became even more nervous.
"What are you doing?"
Zixia grabbed his arm very hard, "My lover is nearby!"
"Did you see him?"
"No, because my purple-green sword sent out a 'beep~beep~' signal."
"Where's the beeping coming from?"
"Listen carefully," Zixia stretched out her sword to the dancing horse's ear, "Du~du~du~! Right?"
"You are beeping, but the sword is not beeping."
"Oh, I knew you couldn't hear me so I beeped for you... It's over, I'm so scared. I won't lie to you, I'm really scared!"
"What are you afraid of?"
"This marriage was arranged by God. Do you think I'm afraid of it?"
"here we go again……"
Wu Ma looked at Zixia, who seemed to be extremely nervous, and her cheeks were twitching.
"Yes! My heart is beating and my sword is beeping. What should I do?"
Zixia grabbed Wu Ma's sleeve and kept shaking it, "How to tell him? How to tell him?"
Wu Ma suddenly hesitated, did she really want to follow the plot? It was not a complete tragedy in the end, and Zixia was too pitiful.
After a while, Wu Ma made up his mind: What does Zixia's tragedy have to do with me? I didn't write this script. If you want to blame me, blame Liu Zhenwei, Zhou Xingchi and Wu Chengen!
The only thing that made him soft-hearted about the woman in front of him was that she had the face of Li Hongyu, but she was not really Li Hongyu, she was Zixia.
He gradually calmed down, his face turned cold, and he recited the lines:
"Then you tell him that God arranged such a marriage."
"What should I do if he doesn't like me?"
Zixia covered her chest and watched the dancing horse, "What if he has a wife?
Wu Ma said: "You care so much about him, God has arranged the best."
"real?"
"God's arrangement is not enough for you, isn't it?"
"Yes...yes, yes, yes!"
After Zixia said that, she took a few deep breaths and looked at the dancing horse for a while: "He's here."
"It can't be me..."
"Oh," Zixia grabbed the sleeve of the dancing horse and jumped up and down, "It's you, how did you know? It's you! Do you know that I didn't know how to tell you just now, you are so smart!"
"But I have a wife..."
"I know...but I can't help it. This marriage is the best arranged by God. Alas, now you have no choice but to get rid of your wife immediately and leave with me."
Wu Ma hesitated for a moment, "That's okay..."
Zixia smiled and said: "Okay?"
"It's very good."
Zixia came closer and said, "Then let's start this relationship immediately."
"Okay, let's start right away."
Zixia moved closer, "Kiss me first."
Wu Ma pushed her away. Qingxia looked at him in shock and loss.
According to the original plot, at this juncture, Wu Ma should have a conversation with her, find a way to take advantage of Zixia's love for him, and use sweet words to lure the Moonlight Treasure Box over.
For example, let the other person take out the box first and then kiss.
But as a loyal fan of Westward Journey, Wu Ma couldn't bear to watch Zixia being tortured against her will by the Supreme Treasure. Now that it was finally his turn, why should he ask for trouble?
Furthermore, the original plot has already given the outcome. The Supreme Treasure tortured Zixia severely, but Zixia did not give him the Moonlight Treasure Box.
For Wu Ma, the best choice is to express her feelings directly and push the opponent away. Qingxia will run into the desert, and the plot will go smoothly after that. Qingxia will also get into the Supreme Treasure according to the plot.
In the coconut heart, I will be stabbed in the coconut heart again and suffer the consequences.
"Let's be honest,"
Wu Ma's face turned cold, "I don't like you at all. Even if I don't have a wife, I won't fall in love with you."
"Impossible," Zixia clenched her fists, "You don't like me and you keep following me? I'm not a fool, I can feel it."
"Moonlight Box! Do you really think I just like to be around you because I have nothing to do all day?"
Wu Ma adjusted his expression to look impatient, "I can't afford to spend so long with you. Miss, if you can be kind, please return the Moonlight Treasure Box to me as soon as possible, and I will rush to rescue you."
My wife, if you don’t have that intention, just leave quickly and let’s not waste each other’s lives, okay?”
The purpose of the dance horse is to make Zixia fully understand the face of Zhizunbao and cut off the relationship that is destined to end at the beginning. This is actually a kind of relief for Zixia. Although his words are cold and cruel,
But cutting through the knot with a sharp knife is enough. The skills of an old scumbag who has been in love for many years are finally put to good use at this moment.
"I don't believe it," Zixia looked at the dancing horse with an incredulous look on her face: "I want to ask myself."
As he said that, he curled up and got into the body of the dancing horse...
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