Chapter 227 Princess Yicheng, Princess Tiefan and Dancing Horse are going to marry the little sister
The dancing horse turned around and saw two men, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, standing behind him.
He felt something was wrong in his heart, but he said:
"Did you admit the wrong person, you two?"
"Elder brother," Sha Seng grabbed Dancing Horse's hand, "I know you have a feud with the master, but the Bull Demon King has kidnapped the master. On the wedding day, it will be stewed and invited to the monsters to eat Tang Seng's banquet. Can you bear to watch it?
Did our master end up like this?"
"I told you that you recognized the wrong person," Wu Ma took Sha Seng's hand away, "Look at me like this, my name is Wu Ma."
Sha Seng grabbed Wu Ma's arm again and said, "Senior Brother, I know you have turned into a human. Even if you fall into a dung heap, my second senior brother will be able to smell you."
Zhu Bajie: "You called me a dog?"
"A dog's nose is not as smart as yours, don't worry about these details," Sha Monk then advised Dancing Horse: "Elder brother, you are very capable. You can rescue the master just by moving your little finger. Waiting for you to rescue him, we will
I won’t pester you anymore. You go to your Huaguoshan Mountain, and we will go to the West to learn scriptures. We are all safe and sound even though we are far away from each other..."
"Please, you really got the wrong person. My name is Wu Ma, not your senior brother. Your senior brother was put into a jade purification bottle by Guanshiyin Bodhisattva a few nights ago and turned into monkey soup."
"Elder brother——"
"Junior brother Sha, please stop trying to persuade me. You are just a cold-blooded animal. Maybe our master will catch you and sacrifice her to the Bull Demon King."
"Second Senior Brother, how can you slander Senior Brother like this..."
"I've said it before, it doesn't matter if you don't help me, let's disband on the spot, I'll go back to Gaolaozhuang, and you can go back to Liushahe——"
"What should I do, Master? Don't care?"
"That's not possible," Zhu Bajie licked his tongue, "Everyone who meets Tang Monk at the banquet has a share, so you still have to take a sip of the soup."
"you!--"
"Why are you choking me?"
Wu Ma saw the two people arguing and quietly backed away, planning to run away at any time.
"What's the fuss about?"
The noise here alarmed the Bull Demon King. He swung over with his huge body like a hill, looked at Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng,
"One is a wild boar spirit, and the other is playing with sand. They are not very capable and are not very active. If you two want to eat Tang Monk's meat, just stay there. If you don't want to eat it, get out!"
Sha Monk said: "Humph, just stay there." After saying that, he found a bench and sat down.
The dancing horse had retreated to the rear of the demon group, and was about to change places to inquire when he suddenly heard a voice:
"Good brother?"
The Bull Demon King shouted with a big hand, pushing away the crowd of monsters onlookers, and grabbed the dancing horse.
"Oh, dear brother, you made it easy for me to find him. That night you hurriedly handed Tang Seng to me and left without even having time to say anything to me. You made it easy for me to find him."
"You admit your mistake——"
"Don't be humble. I know that my good brother is upright and honorable, and regards fame and wealth as dirt, but I have already remembered your kindness in my heart. That night, when you left in a hurry, I decided - I
I want to marry your sister, no, I want to marry my sister Xiangxiang to you!"
The buffalo spirit next to her was busy slapping the cow's fart: "Oh, the great sage is blessed. She is as fragrant as a fish and a wild goose. She is as beautiful as a fairy. There is not a single male demon in our Tatar demon world who doesn't want to marry her."
"Then I'll marry you," Wu Ma frowned and said, "Oh, Brother Niu, you really admit your mistake——"
"Brother, please stop joking. I know you love joking, but I'm really busy with my wedding in the past two days." He said, taking Wu Ma's arm, "Come on, come on, I'll take you to see you."
sister in law."
"Iron, Princess Iron Fan?"
"You're joking again ~ new sister-in-law!"
"Oh~oh, then I, my little brother, I just want to see the new sister-in-law."
The buffalo essence and farts were brought to the side: "That's not as delicious as dumplings, so--"
"Eat, eat, eat," the Bull Demon King slapped his head to bits, "I've long been unhappy with you!"
Wu Ma looked down and saw brains all over the floor, and immediately felt a chill running down his back.
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The Bull Demon King pulled the dancing horse to the Niu Family Courtyard, then turned left and right to the courtyard where Zixia lived temporarily.
As soon as the door was opened, Zixia was sitting on the steps at the door, folding straw.
"Oh, Axia, how many times have I told you that the ground is very cold, but you just don't listen." The Bull Demon King helped Zixia up, "Today I will introduce you to a good brother of mine."
"Oh~"
"Come, dear brother," the Bull Demon King pulled the dancing horse over, "this is your sister-in-law."
The dancing horse said obediently: "Sister-in-law."
When Zixia saw the dancing horse, she froze and said nothing.
The Bull Demon King patted the dancing horse on the shoulder, "Axia, I know you don't like to meet outsiders, but Sun Wukong is my virtuous brother, and he is closer than his own brother."
Zixia nodded stiffly.
"Oh, by the way," the Bull Demon King said again: "There is something else I want to discuss with you, A-Xia."
Zixia nodded.
"In this way, I have betrothed my younger sister to my wise brother. It just so happened that the beetle star was connected to the Ziwei star in the past two days, which is a good omen. I think the two good things and one good thing will become a great good thing. Let us and I
Is it okay for my dear brother to hold the wedding ceremony on the same day?"
Zixia suddenly raised her head and looked at Wu Ma: "You want to marry Xiangxiang? What should Qingxia do?"
"Wait a minute," the Bull Demon King's eyes widened, "You two have known each other before?"
"Brother, my sister-in-law may have admitted the wrong person."
Wu Ma winked at Zixia. Zixia glared at him.
"I'm just telling you, how could it be such a coincidence? By the way, Axia, if you don't have any objections, then the matter of jointly organizing the wedding will be decided like this-"
"The Bull Demon King!"
Suddenly an angry female voice came from outside the door: "Are you still shameless?"
Wu Ma was wondering who dared to be so arrogant in Ji Lei Mountain. When he looked back, a woman with a face that was identical to Princess Yicheng came in from the gate. She was surrounded by a bunch of calf girls, who were slapped by her fan.
Rolling around on the ground.
Wu Ma always thought that Princess Yicheng had also come back from the dead and came to tell the story of Journey to the West.
He almost shouted out the words "Princess Yicheng", but saw that the woman didn't even look at him, as if she had never seen him before.
"This is..." Wu Ma whispered.
"Don't you recognize your sister-in-law, Princess Iron Fan?" The Bull Demon King hurriedly hid behind the dancing horse, and then pushed the dancing horse towards Princess Iron Fan. "My dear brother, please help me, someone is going to die."
After that, he said to Princess Iron Fan: "Honey, didn't you say you wanted to go out alone to relax? Why did you come back just after you went out... You can leave for a few more days, I'll be fine."
Princess Iron Fan sneered and said, "I heard that you are going to get married again. Congratulations."
"Who's farting to accuse me?" The Bull Demon King said with a smile on his face, "It's nothing~"
Princess Iron Fan turned to look at Zixia: "This girl is wearing a red wedding dress, could she be the bride?"
"This... this..." The Bull Demon King was so panicked that he was speechless.
"Sister-in-law has misunderstood," Wu Ma said hurriedly: "This Fairy Zixia is actually..."
He held Zixia's arm, and Zixia twitched her arm, but she heard him whisper in her ear: "Cooperate, cooperate, and I will explain to you later."
The atmosphere brought by the dancing horse's words tickled Fairy Zixia's ears, making her whole body tremble and become weak.
"This Fairy Zixia is actually my younger brother's fiancée."
Princess Iron Fan turned pale after hearing this.
"Brother, you are so righteous," the Bull Demon King stood behind the dancing horse and gave him a thumbs up, "Brother, I will definitely repay you handsomely in the future!"
Princess Iron Fan glared at the Bull Demon King, then turned to look at the dancing horse, "Come here, I'll ask you a few questions."
The Bull Demon King hurriedly said to Wu Ma: "My dear brother, please don't let the truth slip."
Before Dancing Horse could give the Bull Demon King a look of approval, he was pulled aside by Princess Iron Fan.
He carefully observed Princess Iron Fan's face from a close distance and saw that it was exactly the same as that of Princess Yicheng in the northern grassland. Then he tentatively said, "Your Highness?"
Princess Iron Fan said: "You are an ungrateful and ungrateful bastard. You used to call me Xiao Tiantian."
Wu Ma breathed a sigh of relief, "Sister-in-law, actually -"
"You still call me sister-in-law?"
"Uh... little, little Tiantian~"
"That's right."
"That's actually true,"
Wu Ma said: "My eldest brother really wants to marry Zixia, I suggest to my sister-in-law... Well, Xiao Tiantian, you should strictly discipline him these two days, watch him closely, and serve him with severe punishments. It is best to treat him as one of the top ten men in the Qing Dynasty."
Use all kinds of torture on him, and you must stop his unwanted thoughts."
"snort,"
Princess Iron Fan said: "I'm too lazy to care about him. Didn't you agree to take me around the world? I told Lao Niu these days that I would go on a trip, but in fact I have been looking for you all over the world, but you are nowhere to be seen.
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"I...I, I have been being chased by Guanyin Bodhisattva these past few days, and I almost died."
"Ah! Are you injured? Let me see."
Princess Iron Fan moved her dancing horse up and down and looked at her carefully, "Humph, Guanyin! After I have perfected my skill with the Iron Fan, I will definitely fan her up to the sun."
Wu Ma said: "Fortunately, I was lucky enough to escape."
"no,"
Princess Iron Fan grabbed the dancing horse's sleeve and said, "Guanyin will come sooner or later, and we both have to leave tonight."
"Elope...elope?"
"Please keep your voice down." Princess Iron Fan blushed with embarrassment.
"Not tonight."
"What? You don't want to come with me?"
"No..." Wu Ma rolled his eyes, "Don't you know? Your husband wants to marry his sister to me. He has been looking at me so hard these days that I can't run away."
"Bah, don't even look at Niu Xiaomei's appearance. Is she worthy of my Kongkong family?"
"I have an idea," Wu Ma leaned close to Princess Iron Fan's ear, "Tonight, you will entangle your husband, and I will sneak out of Ji Lei Mountain. We will meet at the market outside the mountain tomorrow night."
"What! You want me to accompany that disgusting old cow?"
"If you don't want to, there's nothing you can do."
"Hey, forget it," Princess Iron Fan said with a livid face, "It's worth a night of nausea in exchange for a lifetime of happiness for me!"
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The dancing horse returned with Princess Iron Fan. Princess Iron Fan glared at the Bull Demon King and said, "Come to my cave tonight. I have something to tell you." After that, she left.
The Bull Demon King hurriedly asked Dancing Horse: "What did your sister-in-law say to you?"
"Don't worry, brother," Wu Ma said, "Brother, I have taken care of everything. I will go to my sister-in-law's room tonight. There will be only good things and no bad things."
"Then what about my marriage to Fairy Zixia?"
"There are two ways."
"Say it."
"First, I, my little brother, will do it for you. I will be the groom's official for you and marry Fairy Zixia. This will completely dispel my sister-in-law's suspicions."
"Do u wanna die?"
"Second, let's postpone the wedding for a while. Didn't my sister-in-law say she wants to travel around the world? We can hold the wedding after she leaves."
"Hahaha, my wise brother has more clever ideas."
The Bull Demon King slapped the dancing horse directly on the back, causing him to cough.
"Okay, it's settled. However, the preparations for the wedding have been almost completed in the past two days. Friends from the Tatar demon world have also been invited over. Tang Monk took eighty-one hot baths and all the hair on his body was removed.
, hurry up when it's time to cook and drink the soup, otherwise it will be a waste, that's it... the wedding still has to be held, Zixia and I will wait, you and my sister will do it first!"
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