After sending Xiang Xiang away, Wu Ma was afraid that his whereabouts would be discovered by the other party, so he temporarily changed his plan and returned to his temporary residence first.
"Why did it take so long to come back?" Liu Yanzhi, smeared with makeup and makeup, asked him, "How are you? Am I beautiful?"
“Very beautiful,”
Wu Ma stretched his body and said, "But the wedding is tomorrow night. Now that you have a big painted face, I'll see how you sleep at night."
"Ah! Then you didn't tell me earlier." Liu Yanzhi said and quickly went to remove her makeup.
Wu Ma was lying on the bed, waiting for midnight to look for Zixia, but he couldn't calm down. Suddenly he remembered this crucial plot in the Westward Journey movie - Zhizunbao ran to Zixia's yard to look for Zixia, but found that
Zixia fell into a pool of blood. Later, she learned that Xiangxiang came in front of the dancing horse and stabbed Zixia.
Thinking about this, I couldn't sit still. Although from the current situation, Xiangxiang still doesn't know who Wu Ma likes, but from the previous situation, the track appeal of the original plot is terrible.
You never know when you will have to turn up.
Wu Ma hurriedly came to the outside of Zixia Courtyard under the cover of night. When she saw a black figure sneaking in quickly, she immediately panicked and rushed in.
As soon as his front foot stepped forward, a sharp blade came out from his neck, almost wiping his neck.
Lifting her head, Xiangxiang looked at Wu Ma with a smile, "Sure enough, I guessed right, my sister-in-law Zixia is your sweetheart."
Wu Ma said: "Did you come all the way with me?"
"Yes," Xiangxiang raised two fingers and poked Wu Ma's eyes playfully.
"Actually, I haven't left yet. I've been secretly watching you from the sky. Unexpectedly, you were quite alert and went back to your room first.
I was impatient to wait and wanted to walk away, but you slipped out again."
"mean."
"When dealing with people who are upright, you must be upright."
Xiangxiang chuckled and said, "To deal with a sneaky thief like you, you have to be a little meaner.
What should I do now? Do you want to marry me obediently, or do you want me to tell my brother about your affair with Fairy Zixia and let him cut you into pieces?"
Wu Ma sneered and said: "Even if you break me into hundreds and thousands of pieces, none of them will marry you. You should give up on this idea."
"Wow, you can be so tough-mouthed even if you risk your life. I appreciate you more and more."
"How much do you appreciate it?"
"I wish I could marry you now—"
With a bang, a wooden stick hit Xiangxiang's head from behind, and Xiangxiang fell to the ground unconscious.
"Kit it, knot it," Zixia appeared on the other side holding a wooden stick, "Kit your head, are you crazy about getting married?"
The dancing horse took Zixia's hand and said, "Let's go quickly."
"Can't leave."
"Why?"
Zixia opened a corner of her skirt, revealing a black chain covered with mysterious patterns, "This is a forbidden magic chain."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"You didn't even ask before."
"Is this done by the Bull Demon King?"
"I can't use any magic power now, and I can't even walk."
"Son of a bitch!"
"He is your brother."
"Still your fiancé," Wu Ma squatted down and motioned for Zixia to jump on his back, "Is it exciting?"
"It's exciting, it's very exciting," Zixia held onto Wu Ma's shoulders, "You don't think I'm too heavy."
"I can carry twenty of you... Ouch!"
Zixia jumped up, but her dancing horse was unsteady, staggered and almost fell down.
"Tsk, I still want to carry twenty more."
"Please forgive me for speaking frankly, fairies are quite heavy."
"That's because of your brother's iron chain!"
"It's also your fiancé's!"
"Elope! Can you please lower your voice?"
"You're noisier than me!"
…
The two people staggered out of the yard, entered the dark night forest, and walked down the mountain.
Halfway through, he saw two figures running towards each other. There was nowhere to hide for a while, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
When the two figures came closer, they could see clearly that they were Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng. Sha Seng was also carrying Tang Sanzang on his back, who was either asleep or knocked unconscious.
"Senior Brother, Senior Brother," Sha Seng shouted: "Wait for us two, let's make friends together."
Zhu Bajie said: "You want to carry a woman out when you run away?"
Zixia said: "Your mother is not a woman yet."
Sha Monk snickered and said, "Hey, why isn't it a sow?"
"you wanna die!"
"Don't hit me, master is going to fall!"
"How did you steal Tang Monk out?" Wu Ma said: "The Bull Demon King must not be impatient? Hurry up and stay away from me."
Sha Monk said: "We don't dislike you for stealing someone else's wife."
"Then please forgive me, so that none of us can drag anyone down."
Wu Ma said, carrying Zixia on her back and running in the other direction.
"Don't be so cold, Wukong,"
Tang Sanzang, who was on Sha Seng's back, suddenly woke up and directed Sha Seng to catch up with the dancing horse.
"You have to be a warm person, so that people will like you, and then you can be a useful person to society.
Although you are not a human but a fairy, since you are born in this society, you have to integrate into the society and be a warm fairy. Besides, everyone is a wanderer, so we can find companionship, chat, and talk.
You are smiling, how happy you are."
"Brother, this is a run away, not a trip in an RV."
"Wukong, think about it seriously," Tang Monk clasped his hands together, "It's better not to do things in Huaguo Mountain in the future. Doing it will only make women's bellies bigger, and there is no sense of accomplishment. Why don't you continue to do it with me?
Go to the Western Heaven to slay demons and obtain scriptures. Only then will you be able to achieve the right goal and become a Buddha. From then on, you will save all sentient beings and your merits will be immeasurable."
"Thank you, I'm not interested."
"Wukong, you don't want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with me, is it because the master is ugly, or because your two junior brothers are ugly? Did the master teach you not to judge heroes by their appearance? Besides, there are many things on the way to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures.
A beautiful female monster will not be lonely and bored..."
"Sun Wukong!"
A female voice came from far behind: "Stop!"
The dancing horse turns back, and the fragrant fragrance chases after it on the clouds.
"The ghost is still lingering,"
Wu Ma turned to look at Zhu Bajie who was doing nothing, "Second Junior Brother, go and stop her."
"Now I know to call you Second Junior Brother. What I said before about admitting the wrong person, huh, it's too late."
"Stop talking nonsense, are you going? The woman behind is the Bull Demon King's sister, and she's here specifically to catch the master."
"You have to go."
"Okay, now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to tell you the truth," Wu Ma said: "The woman behind is actually Ma Zi who was seduced by me. Do you think she is pretty?"
Zhu Bajie turned around, his laughter flowing out, "Beautiful, beautiful."
"To be honest, this woman doesn't have any requirements for appearance. The more crooked she is, the more she likes it," Wu Ma lowered her voice, "and she also has a very strong masochistic tendency. The harder you beat her, the harder she likes it."
The more she likes you, the more she likes you, oh, I'm really bored."
"Mo Dan! Do you think I'm a crooked melon?"
"Are you going? If not, I'll find Sha Monk."
Sha Monk said: "Second Senior Brother, why don't you carry me on your back for a while?"
Tang Sanzang said: "You don't need to carry it, let me go and meet that female enchantress named Xiangxiang."
"Justice and thin clouds are unparalleled in the world; subjugating demons and eliminating demons are the eight precepts!"
Zhu Bajie held up the rake and rushed towards Xiangxiang without looking back.
Zixia leaned close to Wu Ma's ear: "You are so smart!"
Wu Ma helped Zixia on his back and said, "Run quickly before the Bull Demon King comes out, or we will all be destroyed together."
The two people's chests touched their backs, and they felt like an electric shock for a moment.
Zixia blushed with embarrassment.
Tang Monk on the side closed his eyes and clasped his hands together, "Sin, sin!"
Behind them, under the silver moonlight, Zhu Bajie and Xiangxiang started fighting without saying a word...
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