The dancing horse held Zixia and Xiangxiang on its back and headed straight into the forest.
Zixia pointed at Xiangxiang and asked, "Are you planning to take her with you all the time?"
Wu Ma said: "Find a taller tree and put it on it, so you won't be afraid of wild beasts. When she wakes up, she will go back to Moyun Cave to find her brother."
After a while, the dancing horse found a big tree several feet high, put Zixia on the ground, and climbed up with the fragrance on its back. As soon as it climbed to the first branch, it was about to rest for a while, when suddenly
I heard a familiar voice coming from above my head:
"Sun Wukong, you can tell me to wait."
The dancing horse looked up and saw Princess Iron Fan gently fanning herself with a small banana fan in her hand, smiling.
Dancing Horse was startled, and his body fell straight down, barely stabilizing on the ground.
"Sun Wukong,"
Princess Iron Fan put away her smile and looked with her hands behind her back, "You told me to keep the Bull Demon King Ding in jail for one night. When you run away, we can meet at the same place.
Why... you not only escaped alone, but also kidnapped the Bull Demon King's sister and new wife. What are you going to do? And..."
Princess Iron Fan looked around and said, "I remember that our old place is not here... Hey, you seem to be walking further and further away."
"Ah, she is yours too..."
Zixia was surprised to see the dancing horse: "You dare to be the wife of the Bull Demon King..."
Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly, "It seems like there is no one here."
"That's not the case," Wu Ma gave Zixia a blowjob, "otherwise I'll wear women's clothes all my life."
After that, he looked at Princess Iron Fan again and said, "You also said that you will definitely kill the Bull Demon King tonight. How come you have found him before half the night has passed?"
Then he looked at himself, "Have you put a tracker on me?"
"Then you have to ask the person behind you,"
Princess Iron Fan took out a stewed cow louse from her sleeve and said, "She tipped off the Bull Demon King, but luckily I stopped her, otherwise you would have turned into a pile of cow dung by now."
"Then what do you want to do now?"
"It's very simple." Princess Iron Fan crossed her legs, "Now I am the most powerful here, you all have to listen to me - Sun Wukong, you put Zixia and Xiangxiang on the tree and follow me. How about that, that's enough
Just be merciful."
Wu Ma thought about it and said, "Xiangxiang can be put down, but Zixia has to come with me."
"You still want to negotiate terms with me? I saved you." Princess Iron Fan was full of grievances. "You said I wouldn't let go of the noble Mrs. Niu. I don't want all the glory and wealth. I don't want your money.
Your power is boundless and I am willing to follow you around the world. Is this how you treat me?"
Just as the dancing horse was about to reply, a shrill laughter came from mid-air.
"not good!"
Princess Iron Fan's face changed drastically, she jumped down from the treetop, grabbed the dancing horse's hand and started to go deeper into the forest, "Run!"
Before he finished speaking, the huge figure of the Bull Demon King was already blocking the way.
Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng had already been captured by him, tied together with a rope, held in his hands, and then thrown to the ground.
Zhu Bajie said: "Smelly monkey, it's all down to you. If you hadn't kidnapped Zixia and given Lao Niu a big cuckold, how could Lao Niu be so angry?"
Looking at the Bull Demon King's face again, it is indeed green, and even his hair is as green as grass blades. It is as if he has taken a poison, and it is as if spring is coming, everything revives, and the grass sprouts.
Tang Monk said: "Bajie, how can you blame your senior brother like this? Although your senior brother abducted Fairy Zixia, Fairy Zixia has not yet married the Bull Demon King, so she has not yet married him. Since they are not husband and wife, they abducted her."
Zixia Fairy is not cuckolding the Bull Demon King.
We who practice Buddhism must seek truth from facts in everything we do, and we must not exaggerate or talk nonsense just for the sake of blame, which will only increase our karma."
Zhu Ba pointed at Princess Iron Fan.
Tang Monk followed his fingers and looked over, and then said: "My master often warns you that you must be respectful to female donors. You must not treat her differently or make judgments just because her parents are beautiful. Doing so will violate the sexual precepts.
It’s unclean.”
"Master," Zhu Bajie said, "This female benefactor is called Princess Iron Fan, and she is Lao Niu's real wife."
"So what? Since she is the wife of the Bull Demon King, you should respect her even more, speak kindly and be respectful to her."
"Master, look at her hands."
"how."
"She grabbed senior brother's hand."
"Ah, you mean..."
"Master, she was also abducted by senior brother."
"..."
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath and said after a while: "Donor Niu, although your wife is holding my disciple's hand, it may not necessarily mean that there is an adultery between the two of them. It may also be that my wife and my disciple have similar personalities."
, have similar interests and like-minded ideas, so we come here to talk freely and exchange experiences under this month, just as an act of friendship.
To take a step back, even if the two of them were secretly in love with each other and agreed to run away and elope, the cow donor should first reflect on himself, whether he was obsessed with Taoism and practice, fame and wealth, which made his wife stay alone in the empty house, lonely and cold every day, this
That’s why my disciple took advantage of the loophole.
Of course, no matter what, my disciples all made mistakes, and it was because I, as a master, did not teach them well in my daily life.
Wukong, come here. I will teach you how to eat fast and recite Buddhist scriptures. I will teach you how to read and chant sutras. I will teach you how to accumulate good deeds. I will teach you horsemanship and Cuju. I will teach you how to write poems and paintings. I will teach you how to play the piano and write songs.
Dressing and grooming, when did you teach you how to talk about love and seduce other people’s wives?
Wukong, my teacher asked you to come over, why didn't you come over? Come and tell me the specific process of how you seduced Princess Iron Fan. How did you two meet? Where did you meet? What did you do together?
Why did you decide to elope together?
You must talk to your teacher carefully, so that your teacher can dissect you in a targeted manner, point out your problems, and help you correct your problems——"
"Shut up! I can't bear it anymore!"
The Bull Demon King knocked Tang Sanzang unconscious to the ground with a slap.
"Don't think that I won't dare to kill you because Tang Monk's meat must be cooked in fresh soup."
After saying that, he turned around and looked at the dancing horse with a ferocious face.
"Sun Wukong, I regard you as my brother, but you cuckolded me, and you wore two cuckolds at once, dark green and dark green. You also kidnapped my sister and rescued Tang Sanzang. Even if I kill you ten thousand times, you can't free me.
Hatred in my heart."
"Dai Dai Dai," Wu Ma said, "I brought you a woolen yarn, and you didn't even ask Zixia if she wanted to marry you."
"you wanna die!"
A fierce light flashed in the Bull Demon King's eyes, and he took the dancing horse into his hands from a distance, pinching his neck, "I'll crush you into bloody mud to see if you have such a bad mouth before you speak, and then bring me to you if you're such a monkey."
Cuckold!”
As he said that, with a little force in his hand, Wu Ma's whole body was somewhat deformed, and his face turned purple.
"Don't hurt my husband!"
Princess Iron Fan hurriedly took out the banana fan and was about to take action, but the Bull Demon King casually took the fan into his hand and then swatted it with his palm, knocking Princess Iron Fan to the ground and vomiting blood.
The Bull Demon King sneered: "Damn it, I have to thank you. I slept so hard in the middle of the night. If you hadn't woken me up and followed you all the way here, I would have missed a good show tonight."
As he spoke, he exerted force with his palms until he strangled the dancing horse to death.
"etc!"
Zixia suddenly said.
The Bull Demon King said: "No one is allowed to open his mouth to save this stinky monkey. I will kill anyone who opens his mouth!"
"Only a ghost wants to save him," Zixia said, "I just want to refute what he just said and scold him a few words."
The Bull Demon King said: "That's a good feeling, I'll listen to it too." The strength in his hands relaxed a little, and the dancing horse could take a breath.
"Sun Wukong,"
Zixia sneered and said: "You said I didn't want to marry the Bull Demon King. You didn't even take a photo of yourself soaked in monkey urine. Do you really think I came here with you willingly?"
The dancing horse stared at Zixia with wide eyes.
"If you hadn't said that the Bull Demon King would never have reconciled with Princess Iron Fan,"
Zixia pointed at his nose: "And you said you knew the whereabouts of my sister and would take me to find her. I don't want to come here with you. I hate the most philandering men. Tell me how many there are along the way.
A woman comes to see you? You are more troublesome than the Bull Demon King."
Wu Ma said: "That's different..."
"What's the difference?" Zixia said bitterly: "What difference is there among men in the world?"
"I'm different! I will divorce Princess Iron Fan tonight! I will also get rid of all my two hundred and fifty concubines,"
The Bull Demon King quickly raised his hands and swore, "To be honest, my relationship with Princess Iron Fan and those women has broken down a long time ago! You see, Princess Iron Fan has been having sex with Sun Wukong behind my back for who knows how long, and the top of my head is shiny green.
, both of us are victims, both have a bumpy love journey, and we are both downgraded people in the world."
Zixia said: "Really?"
"So we two should be like-minded and get together as soon as possible," the Bull Demon King said: "Let those scumbag men and scumbag girls get out of here as soon as possible."
"It makes sense, I'll think about it."
"Don't think about it," said the Bull Demon King: "It's okay to think about it. Follow me back to Moyun Cave, and I will create the quietest environment for you, so that you can be down-to-earth, carefree, and think about whatever you want."
"Yes," Zixia pointed at Sun Wuma, "Then what should he do?"
"What do the fairies think?"
"Despicable, shameless, philandering, a scumbag, he makes me want to vomit just looking at him," Zixia snorted coldly: "I don't want to see him in the future, you can handle it as you see fit."
"Sun Wukong," the Bull Demon King laughed loudly, "Look at how miserable you are. The people you like the most think you are disgusting. I am in a good mood today and decided not to kill you. But,"
As he said that, he reached into Dancing Horse's arms and took out the moonlight treasure box, and then raised the banana fan.
"Brother, I also think you are disgusting. Go back to your Huaguo Mountain. If you show up in front of me again, I will cut you into minced meat and sprinkle it on the grass to feed the pigs!"
The banana fan flapped gently, and the dancing horse flew into the air.
He looked down and saw that Zixia had turned her head and no longer looked at him.
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