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Chapter 12: Escape in the embarrassing way

Liu Shilong is currently lying on the hospital bed in the hospital.

He was lying very unsteadily.

When he heard that Tian Deping insisted on sending him to the hospital, Liu Shilong had already concluded that the Wangjun Cheng who called him over was either a traitor or a thief - there must be something shady at home.

After arriving at the hospital, Liu Shilong pretended to wake up and soon tried to sit up on the hospital bed.

Liu Shilong was very anxious and rushed to leave the hospital to further determine what secrets Wang Wei's family had hidden.

This secret is very important, very critical, and very valuable.

Bah, money is nothing.

Liu Shilong is not short of money, but he is short of opportunities.

And this secret may be Liu Shilong's opportunity.

In a person's life, he will not have more than three chances to change his destiny.

One reincarnation, great wealth.

Read once and become self-reliant.

Get married once and find a good father-in-law.

Liu Shilong was absolutely certain that he had ushered in the fourth time. As long as he could make great contributions to Li Yuan's rebellion——

At this moment, many people in Taiyuan are looking forward to Li Yuan raising troops.

Many people either spoke outright or tried to persuade me in a roundabout way.

Li Shimin, Pei Ji, Liu Wenjing and others took turns on the stage, each showing off his or her own talents, and their words were almost worn out.

It is said that Li Shimin was almost sent to prison by his father for persuading rebellion.

Pei Ji even became a pimp and sent Yang Guang's two maids in Jinyang Palace to Li Yuan's bed.

It's night, and Duke Tang is sleeping.

A night of dancing with fish and dragons, and a hangover in bed.

If there are three people walking together, there must be... Bah.

It is said that Tang Gong's body is really strong and strong, which is enviable.

When Liu Shilong and Pei Ji heard about this, they originally thought that Tang Gong should raise the flag of justice this time and attack Daxing City directly①.

After all, Liu Wuzhou from Mayi next door was just a concubine who slept with the prefect Wang Rengong. For fear of revenge, he refused to do anything and stabbed Wang Rengong in the head.

Li Yuan slept with the emperor's woman, two at a time.

The sky is clear, the fields are vast, the wind blows and the grass is low with green sheep.

If Yang Guangyao knew that he was wearing a double cuckold in Jiangdu, he would have to skin Li Yuan and make a roasted whole lamb——

Old people say that wearing two hats will suppress your height.

What's more, they are still two cuckolds.

In this situation and in this situation, judging from the mentality and theory, I can only raise a flag to rebel and express my apology.

However, Li Yuan is as stable as Mount Tai.

In fact, Liu Shilong knew in his heart that Li Yuan was not without objections. Li Yuan just lacked an opportunity just like himself.

In other words, there is a lack of an opportunity.

At this moment, Li Yuan is like a stick of dry firewood, which catches fire.

Li Shimin's advice and the Jinyang palace maid sent by Pei Ji were not fire.

At most, it can only be regarded as kerosene. When poured on firewood, it can accumulate power, but it cannot ignite it.

What Li Yuan wanted was a reason that forced him to rebel. A raging fire came overwhelmingly towards his face.

He can't even hide.

This fire, or this reason, even if it is recorded in the history books by historians and let future generations read it word for word, they will feel that Li Yuan must rebel. If he does not rebel, he will be gone.

Regarding emotion and reason, and benevolence and righteousness, Li Yuan was worthy of his heart.

Li Yuan was not plotting rebellion, Li Yuan just wanted to save his life.

Throughout the dynasties, many great figures who have engaged in rebellion do not care about this. They only care about the results and whether they can become emperors.

But Li Yuan cares.

Li Yuan wanted to be emperor again and wanted to build an archway.

The secret in Wang Wei's mansion is probably such a raging fire.

Use this fire to ignite Li Yuan's bundle of dry wood, and the revolutionary fire in Taiyuan City will burn brightly, and then burn throughout the Central Plains.

When Liu Shilong thought of this, he couldn't stay for a moment.

I wish I could jump from the hospital bed to the big carved bed in Li Yuan's bedroom.

The reality is that Liu Shilong cannot move even an inch.

Liu Shilong felt that he was being watched.

Perhaps it was because he acted too hastily - he proposed to go home to recuperate as soon as his condition improved.

The doctor at the hospital checked his pulse and felt that Liu Shilong was fine and could go home.

However, the guards at Wang Wei's residence forbade Liu Shilong from leaving the hospital on the grounds that Liu Shilong was suspected of suffering a stroke and his life was in danger, and the county magistrate had repeatedly warned him.

Isn't this obvious? Wang Wei suspected Liu Shilong.

Liu Shilong was very sure that word of his performance in the medical clinic would soon be reported back to the County Cheng Mansion and to Wang Wei's ears.

What awaits Liu Shilong is either imprisonment or silence. There is no third way.

Liu Shilong broke out in cold sweat.

"I haven't become a high official yet!"

"I haven't accomplished anything yet!"

"I haven't enjoyed the glory and wealth yet!"

"Taiyuan can't live without me!"

"The people of Taiyuan cannot live without me!"

"Tang Gong's rebel army cannot live without me!"

The more Liu Shilong thought about it, the more unwilling he became.

He held his breath and squeezed the blood from all over his body to his head.

He struggled to get out of bed, pretending to be dizzy, staggered to the door of the infirmary, and said to the guards of the County Cheng Mansion:

"Thatched room, take me to the thatched room quickly!"

The guard saw that Liu Shilong's cheeks were as red as fire. He was either holding back and preparing to lay an egg, or his stomach was really full of shit and was about to spurt out.

Bian was also afraid that the smell of manure would bring bad luck, so he took Liu Shilong to the toilet in the backyard of the medical center.

Our ancestors have said since ancient times that the toilet is a filthy place that hides dirt and evil. From a Feng Shui perspective, it must not be without windows, and it must not have any ingress or egress.

This toilet in the medical center is very suitable for Feng Shui.

There was a small window on the side wall, just big enough for Liu Shilong to get out.

Liu Shilong got through the window and climbed out, but he didn't rush away.

Just as he was walking to the toilet, he saw several people hiding around the medical center, probably sent by Wang Wei to keep an eye on him.

Liu Shilong was in no hurry to run away.

Because if the guards find him squatting for too long, they will definitely go into the toilet to check.

Once he discovers that a person is missing, he only needs to shout loudly and all the secret guards will move around. Liu Shilong knows that he has mediocre legs and will catch him without even lifting his pants.

Liu Shilong looked at the backyard of the medical center. There was a stone floor all the way, and there would be no traces of footprints.

He thought for a moment, walked to the south wall, and threw a shoe under the corner.

Then, he went back to the hut, climbed to the roof of the hut, and lay on the roof of the hut, not daring to move.

After a while, I heard the guard at the door shout three times:

"Chang Liu!"

Then, footsteps pattered into the toilet, and he said angrily:

"The villager deserves to be killed!"

The guard walked around the toilet a few more times.

He covered his nose, lowered his head, and even looked under the cesspit twice. He was sure that Liu Shilong was no longer in the toilet, so he shouted:

"Damn it, Liu Shilong ran away!"

"The bastard Liu Shilong ran away!"

① Daxing: the capital of Sui Dynasty, changed to Chang'an in Tang Dynasty.


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