[Volume 1] Fanwai III's record on [The Great Enlightenment Experiment of the Chamber of Secrets]
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(Warning: This extra chapter contains boring experimental records, please proceed with caution)
Do those magic techniques that control people, capture people's hearts, and seize people's homes that are only found in fairy novels also really exist?
Wu Ma thinks it's totally okay to do an experiment.
He is a time traveler with high IQ from the 21st century. He has received higher education and has studied Newton's first law, theory of relativity, Aben's law, advanced mathematics, linear algebra and analytic geometry. He should abandon feudal superstition.
Use scientific methods to draw scientific conclusions.
You know, in a world where zombies and monsters are rampant, although Wu Ma always walks on the edge of life and death, he also takes a lot of time to conduct scientific experiments——
Specifically, he captured the corpses, dissected them, put the dying ghosts in Coca-Cola bottles, stuffed them into the toilet, and put them in the microwave.
Soak the rotten and smelly green brains of the zombie monster into boiled water, cola, sprite, vinegar, white wine, concentrated hydrochloric acid, agricultural sulfuric acid, lime water and urine, etc.
It was his long-term and persistent scientific experiments that allowed him to draw many precise conclusions about ghouls and corpse monsters.
For example, even if the toilet lid is closed, a ghoul can escape into the sewer. A freshly baked ghoul heated in a microwave oven will be steamy at first, and will dry into a hard lump after a while.
For another example, the corpse monster is not afraid of aqua regia and is at home in a vinegar jar, but it is very afraid of monkey urine.
So at that time, Wu Ma always carried a military water bottle with him, but he never refused to unscrew the cap and drink water.
Of course, there are also times when you are particularly thirsty.
Dancing Horse thought that there was a fresh and steaming experiment waiting for him, and the whole gray snake trembled with excitement.
Unfortunately, when Wu Ma was observing his body just now, he discovered that his notebook did not seem to travel to this world with him.
There are many important experimental results and analytical conclusions recorded above.
Without a notebook, it is impossible to record the experimental conditions on site. Without the process of taking notes, I always feel that something is missing, which makes me feel a little uncomfortable.
However, it can be completely replenished after the dancing horse is out of trouble.
For now, I have to make do.
[The Great Enlightenment Experiment in the Secret Chamber One] Human body exploration experiment on Yan Xiaoliu:
Experimental goal: to verify whether using laws to control people, capture people's hearts, and seize people's nests really exists
Available Tools: Gray Mist in the shape of a gray snake.
Experimental subject: Yan Xiaoliu
Experimental method: scientific, rigorous and meticulous round-to-round testing.
Experimental steps:
The first step is to make preliminary contact with the experimental subjects.
The method of contact should be from scratch to the bottom, so as to fully control the risks arising from the experiment.
The dancing horse rode the gray snake's tail and tapped Yan Xiaoliu's forehead.
Experimental reaction:
1. It feels a little hot to the touch.
2. Dancing Horse can clearly feel every hair on Yan Xiaoliu's skin, which is dense but soft and motionless in the gray mist.
3. Yan Xiaoliu's skin is a little dry and dehydrated, and it is most likely that he is angry.
4. Gray fog met Yan Xiaoliu, but Yan Xiaoliu himself had no reaction.
Experimental results--
1. If Yan Xiaoliu did not have a high fever, then the temperature of the gray mist itself should be around 25 degrees Celsius.
2. Under the premise of the dragonfly's touch, the gray fog did not make substantial contact with Yan Xiaoliu's forehead.
3. Gray fog is very sensitive to the human body.
The second step of the experiment is further penetrating and rapid contact.
Precautions:
First, the organs to be contacted must be selected accurately. The thickness must be thin so that the penetration resistance will not be too great.
Second, the time of contact must be controlled. It is necessary to ensure the range and depth of contact, and also consider whether there is something similar to gray fog in Yan Xiaoliu's body to prevent the experimental subjects from noticing the existence of the dancing horse or causing damage to the gray fog.
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(Yes, time travelers should maintain such a scientific and rigorous spirit of exploration)
The dancing horse officially started the second step of the experiment, riding the gray snake's tail and swinging it towards Yan Xiaoliu's soles like a whip.
Experimental reaction:
1. As soon as the snake's tail passed through, Wu Ma felt a rush of heat, like a finger sliding across a shallow pool of hot water in the basin, which quickly disappeared again.
2. It did not trigger any reaction from Yan Xiaoliu.
The third step of the experiment: Use the snake's tail to whip from top to bottom, from the calves, thighs, thighs, waist, chest, all the way to Yan Xiaoliu's neck.
Experimental reaction:
1. Yan Xiaoliu's body trembled extremely slightly and quickly, but he seemed not to notice it at all.
2. The gray snake dancing on the horse did not produce any changes.
Concluded:
First, gray fog should be an invisible and intangible spiritual body that can pass through the human body, but the human body cannot or can barely perceive its existence.
Second, for the time being, the human body cannot cause damage to fog.
Third, you can proceed with the next experiment a little boldly.
The fourth step of the experiment was to control the gray snake and drill into Yan Xiaoliu's temple.
(Wuma believes that the head is the most risky part. If there is something similar to gray fog in Yan Xiaoliu's body, it must be in the skull)
Experimental reaction:
1. Dancing Horse's vision fell into darkness for a moment, and then a feeling of suffocation quickly came, as if someone was grabbing his throat.
2. After about fifteen seconds, the feeling of suffocation disappeared, and Wu Ma soon found that he was perceiving the world inside Yan Xiaoliu's head in another way. It was humid, hot, and slightly suffocating.
3. The dancing horse can detect the rapid flow of blood and feel the invisible fluid surging along a winding trajectory in the gray mist.
(This is an indescribable feeling, a bit like a person who can't swim falling into the water. At first Wu Ma felt that he was drowning, but soon he found that his pores seemed to be able to breathe in the water, although not
Very enjoyable, but at least you can’t drown)
4. The experimental subject Yan Xiaoliu only trembled very slightly and quickly when the noon had just entered his head, but he seemed not to notice it at all, and just looked up at the sky in a daze.
Experimental results:
There is no such thing as seizing one's body.
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[Secret Chamber of Great Enlightenment Experiment 2] An exploratory experiment on transparent chains
Faced with the sudden appearance of transparent chains, Wu Ma decided to use scientific methods to standardize the process of unlocking the chains and make brief records in order to analyze and study, improve efficiency, speed up progress, and increase the success rate.
Experiment purpose: to unlock the chains
Available Tools: Gray Mist in the shape of a gray snake.
Unlocking method: scientific, rigorous and meticulous round-to-round testing.
【first round】
Touch the chain with the gray snake's tail.
result:
1. The tail made slight contact with the chain, and the dancing horse felt hot and smoke came out of its tail.
2. The dancing horse was so painful that he almost cried out.
The reason why there is no cry is not that the dancing horse is very strong, but that the dancing horse cannot make a sound.
3. The chain swayed slightly but was unscathed.
4. Dancing Horse’s mental state becomes weak.
get conclusion:
1. When the gray fog comes into contact with the chain, some chemical reaction that cannot be explained by modern science can occur.
2. The reaction equation is unknown.
It's definitely not 2h2o2=2h2o.
3. After the reaction, the fog will disappear and gray smoke will be generated.
4. The dancing horse's nerves will be burned, the spirit will be depressed, and life will be hopeless.
5. This experiment has a very life-threatening nature and needs to be operated with caution.
【second round】
Step one: Dancing Horse uses his mind to condense the tail of the gray snake into the shape of a blade.
Step 2: The dancing horse controls the blade and chops hard on the chain.
result:
1. Another puff of gray smoke rises.
2. The blade is bounced away.
3. Dancing horses feel weaker.
4. There was a small hole in the chain.
the conclusion:
1. The opening is insignificant compared to the chain itself, but it reflects huge progress.
2. Even if you risk your life, you still have a chance to open the chain.
【Round 3】
The first step: Dancing Horse condenses the sharp edge of the blade into the shape of a saw;
Step 2: Dancing Horse sharpens each tooth of the saw;
Step 3: Use a saw to cut the narrow opening.
result:
1. In the steaming mist, in the scalding heat, the thin mouth becomes more and more obvious.
2. The dancing horse continues to become weak.
3. Comparing the expansion of the narrow opening and the speed of the gray mist and smoke, Wu Ma has a 60% chance of sawing off the chain before the gray mist dissipates.
Final conclusion:
1. The light is slowly but surely coming towards the dancing horse.
2. The only way to win the horse dance is to endure the severe pain and saw off the chain.
3. As long as you have a dream, the whole world will give in to you.
Just when Wu Ma was about to conclude the experiment, the chain inadvertently returned to its previous appearance, and the thin opening disappeared.
Okay, let’s change the third conclusion.
As long as you have a dream, the whole world will give you a plan.
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[Related reasoning about the great enlightenment experiment in the secret room]
1. Regarding the reasons for the appearance of the furbolg picture in the illustrated book:
First of all, the analysis shows that the change in the phantom must have occurred during the time when the dancing horse left the secret room.
Then its appearance must be related to the special encounter of the dancing horse during this period.
Wu Ma thought about it and found that he mainly had six special encounters.
First, groping on the altar.
Second, he was hit by the bloody light emitted from the door panel of the secret room.
Third, get into Yan Xiaoliu's body.
Fourth, send a message to Liu Shilong.
Fifth, explore the Juncheng Mansion.
Sixth, upon hearing the news that the sacrifice had been brought forward, the pressure doubled.
The fact that the shadow becomes clear must be related to these six things.
But Dancing Horse's intuition is more inclined to the sixth thing.
If this is the case, then the changes in the illustration are likely to be related to Dancing Horse's inner state.
2. Explore the relationship between changes in the illustrated book and the inner state of the dancing horse.
Dancing Horse tried to actively change his emotions——
From anger to sadness, to joy, to excitement, to desolation, he tried to brew all the possible emotions that humans knew.
The illustrated book still hasn’t given any response.
Maybe it's because of poor acting skills.
Or maybe it’s because there’s no specific scenario involved, making all the emotions unreal.
Conclusion: No conclusion can be drawn at the moment.
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[Danger test about grizzly bear pictures]
The dangerous aura on the shadow made Wu Ma have to be more cautious.
He originally planned to use the gray mist to directly touch the shadow, which he had done before leaving the secret room.
But at that time, the shadow was relatively gentle. But now, it's a bit... infiltrative. It's like a person's soul has been forcibly pressed onto the piece of paper.
Wu Ma decided to conduct experiments with the scientific rigor of a science and engineering graduate.
The first step of the experiment: endure the discomfort and get closer to the shadow.
Experimental feedback: Faintly heard murmurs that seemed to come from a very far away place - "Gaya...Gaya..."
Experimental conclusion: It is highly suspected that this is some kind of spell or secret code.
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Step 2 of the experiment: chant the spell to the shadow
From Alibaba Open Sesame to Harry Potter point me, portus, flagrate, and specialis revelio.
From "The King of Heaven Covers the Earthly Tiger" to "Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms".
From "If he is strong, let him be strong" to "I will fuck my sheep".
From "Jack" to "John".
From "boys are strong" to "girls hold up the wall".
From "I'll bring you a message when the imperial army takes off their clothes" to "Those with big eyebrows and big eyes have also rebelled" (yes, this is the case).
From "The air is shaking, as if the sky is on fire" to "Yeah, the storm is coming."
I read everything I could think of.
Experimental results: completely useless.
Experimental analysis: Carefully observe the objects at the feet of the furbolg phantom - it is generally blurry, but its outline is very close to the shape of the stage.
This is like reminding the dancing horse that if you want to wake up the shadow, you have to dance.
This guess is very outrageous.
But the desperate dancing horse felt the need to give it a try.
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The third step of the test: Stand in front of the phantom, chanting spells and dancing (in fact, there is another important reason why the dancing horse performs the dance experiment - the phantom on the picture scroll can easily remind people of witchcraft. In
According to some records, witches in the Tang Dynasty were very good at dancing (or they were called dancing masters).
The dance types selected for the experiment: Dancing Horse controlled the Gray Snake, and tried to dance big rope, tango, samba, ballet, jazz, tap, cha cha, and Waltz (as for whether the dance looks like it or not, Dancing Horse cannot control it)
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Specific details: In order to save time, the dancing horse dances as fast as possible. Like twice the speed of normal dancing.
Experimental reaction: The tail of the gray snake fell and immediately bounced up, as if there was a fire burning underground.
Experimental results: After jumping many times, the shadow never responded.
The conclusion of the experiment: Dancing has no future. The dancing horse stopped such a mistake in time (fortunately, no one would see it).
Then, there is only one way left - use the gray snake to touch the shadow.
To be honest, Dancing Horse is a little resistant and a little scared.
He was worried that the shadow would swallow the gray snake or even himself.