As a prophet in the world of enlightenment, Wu Ma felt that he could no longer degenerate like this. He could no longer pick up the wall of a girl's house in the middle of the night and almost be struck by lightning.
After all, he is a scholar and must be strategic in his actions. Why can't he go to Yu Wen Jianxue in an honest manner instead of doing these sneaky things?
Dancing Horse has initially drawn up two plans.
Battle plan one:
The first step is to break into the Langya Gate on the pretext of visiting relatives and friends.
The second step is to use small talk as the starting point to introduce relationships and create a friendly, harmonious, interesting and interactive conversation atmosphere.
The third step is to focus on academic exchanges and turn the topic to Awakening practice and academic research.
In the fourth step, based on the principle of friendship first and competition second, it is proposed to conduct a discussion on awakening skills, and complete the observation of the experimental target during the competition.
The fifth step is to complete the experimental records.
The sun is rising and the sky is clear, which is a good omen.
Wu Ma asked Shen Guan to prepare his things and then went out.
Liu Wenjing's home is really not far from Yuwen Jianxue's home.
But there is an empty field between the two houses, which makes people feel like they have to walk for a while.
On the way, Dancing Horse considered various possible situations and figured out how to deal with them.
When they arrived outside Yuwen Jianxue's courtyard, Wu Ma discovered that the other party couldn't hear her when calling someone through the courtyard wall, and the door with spikes didn't leave even a finger-width gap, leaving no room for knocking.
The sage once told Wu Ma that temporary surrender is not surrender, but the only way to victory.
So, stepping on the half brick protruding from the wall, the dancing horse climbed up the wall and looked into the yard——
"Miss Yuwen!"
"Miss Yuwen!"
"..."
"Miss Yuwen!"
Just when Wu Ma was wondering whether Yuwen Jianxue had an ear disease similar to Shenguan, Yuwen Jianxue's voice came from the room.
"What's wrong with Mr. Dancer?"
The cold and sweet fairy music floated in the yard, but no one was anywhere.
"Um...it's nothing."
"..."
"I wonder if it would be convenient for the girl to come out and talk."
"inconvenient."
"..."
Wu Ma considered all the situations, but she did not expect that Yuwen Jianxue would not even come out.
Liu Wenjing, Liu Wenjing, look at how badly you offended the girl yesterday, and you want me to take the blame for you.
"Miss Yuwen."
"Um."
"It's like this. Yesterday, I discussed with your master and he gave me the house here."
"Um……"
"As for me, I think it's quite clean here, the environment is very good, and the neighbors are also very kind, so I moved here today."
"..."
After a long moment of silence, Yuwen Jianxue's voice floated out from the room,
"There are only two households in this area."
"Anyway," Wu Ma said, "We can be considered neighbors, right?
Good neighborliness and friendship are the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation.
So my visit today is just to say hello and recognize the door. Let’s communicate more and help each other in the future, and strive to build the most beautiful neighborly and harmonious community.”
After a long while, a sentence was thrown out:
"I said hello and the door recognized me. I'm sorry to see you off so far."
After lying on the wall for a long time, my arms were a little sore.
This Yuwen Jianxue is really ruthless, but fortunately Wu Ma has been prepared for it.
"Miss Yuwen!"
"Um?"
"I'm also preparing a little greeting gift, I hope you'll accept it."
"unnecessary."
"..."
"I have put some thought into it. We will be neighbors for a long time in the future. Why should the girl refuse people thousands of miles away? I'm afraid it will chill the hearts of those who are passionate about the ancient road."
There was silence in the room again. The door moved slightly, and Yuwen Jianxue seemed to be walking out of the door.
Dancing Horse was secretly happy, thinking that no matter how strong the fortress was, it still had a door. As long as the door was opened just a crack, there was no fear that flies would not be able to get in.
But he saw the door of the room retracted, and heard Yuwen Jianxue say through the door:
"First let me see what you brought."
This girl is too vigilant.
Wu Ma had no choice but to hold up the tea leaves that Shen Guan had prepared in advance.
He can guarantee that this is just an ordinary bag of golden and precious tea leaves. It is of excellent quality and has a light and elegant fragrance. It is by no means a poison, a hidden weapon, or an awakening object.
"Dancer-kun."
"Um?"
"Where's this bag of tea,"
Yuwen Jianxue said: "I gave it to my master for his birthday last year."
"Girl farewell!"
The dancing horse slipped down from the wall and hurried back. I thought that this time I would be embarrassed at my grandma's house.
After walking a few steps and approaching Liu Wenjing's house, I suddenly remembered something, turned around and walked back.
Stepping on half a brick, he climbed up the wall again:
"Miss Yuwen!"
"Why……"
"I think we have similar tastes," Wu Ma said, "We should have a lot in common."
"Dancer-kun."
"Why!"
"Did you ask Shen Guan to pick that piece of catechu?"
"Of course I chose it myself."
"You untie the rope that wraps the tea leaves and tie it back as it is."
Wu Ma looked at the tea bag with eighteen knots, which were too beautiful to behold.
"I picked the tea leaves," Wu Ma said, "the rope is related to God - you also know that I am a scholar and not good at this."
"Dancer-kun."
"Why!"
"Where did you find this bag of tea leaves?"
"Of course," Wu Ma began to sweat on his forehead, "it's your master's house."
"Be specific."
This is the retribution of this world. It seems like I just said this yesterday.
"It seems to be," he wiped the sweat from his forehead, "the warehouse."
"wrong."
"kitchen."
"wrong."
"I remembered," Wu Ma said, "It's a tea cabinet. I can't go wrong."
After another long while, Yuwen Jianxue said leisurely: "It's the warehouse - you were right the first time."
"Farewell...Farewell!"
…
Separated by two walls, all the furniture in Yuwen Jianxue's boudoir has been completely renewed.
Dressing table, octagonal table, curtains and gauze cover the bedside.
Fragrant with roses, carmine, lightly applied with powder and daisy to create a hairpin.
Yuwen Jianxue was drawing her eyebrows in front of a bronze mirror, with a fine brush stroke reaching the corners of her eyebrows, leaving only the last touch.
Hearing this embarrassing "goodbye" from outside the hospital, the beauty curled her lips and put down her eyebrow pencil.
…
The dancing horse slipped down the wall and stood at the base of the wall for a long time, unable to regain its strength.
After a while, I changed my mind and thought again: A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. How difficult it is to find a needle from the bottom of the sea. I don't blame myself for a bad start, it's just that the enemy is too cunning.
There is a saying that soldiers come to cover up water and earth. Although this girl does not follow the routine, there are always some traces that can be caught.
Even if it is really a needle in the sea, there will be Haidilao to deal with it.
One can imagine why it is so hard to get a ticket for Haidilao Hotpot in later generations, and why it is impossible to get a meal even if you queue up. Isn’t it because of the patient, meticulous and high-end service attitude?
As long as you show Haidilao's attitude towards customers, you won't be afraid that the fortress will be unbreakable.
With this thought, he cheered up again and went straight back to Liu Wenjing's home.
On the way, I thought again: I knew I was going to visit Yuwen Jianxue's house, but the gift this damn Shenguan had prepared for me was actually given to Liu Wenjing by Yuwen Jianxue. It was obvious that he wanted me to make a fool of myself in public, which I couldn't bear.