"I haven't thought about it yet," Yuwen Jianxue said, "I will tell you when I think about it."
The dancing horse didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
Can’t all the heroines in the world be a little creative?
This is clearly Zhao Min's old wisdom in "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Sword".
Dare I ask Miss Yuwen, don’t you feel a little bit guilty in your heart for blatantly copying other people’s ideas?
Just as Wu Ma was about to object, Yuwen Jianxue waved his hand and said, "If you don't agree, the bet will be over."
"Wait a minute..."
Wu Ma thought for a while and realized that Liu Wenjing's reputation in the name of her apprentice had been completely declared bankrupt. Without this bet, the probability that she would abduct Yuwen Jianxue to the Awakening Mansion was almost zero. Anyway, she would definitely not be able to lose this bet, so why not
Just play bigger——
However, since Yuwen Jianxue shamelessly copied Zhao Min, Wu Ma might as well steal Zhang Wuji's lesson.
"The bet doesn't look like a big deal,"
Wu Ma said: "But... if you ask me to kill myself or to pick the moon and stars in the sky, I can't do it."
Yuwen Jianxue said: "I'm not that boring."
Wu Ma said: "I can promise you one thing, or I can let you think about it slowly. But I have to list the prerequisites, such as: firstly, you are not allowed to ask me to commit suicide, and secondly, you are not allowed to ask me to do things that are simply impossible.
……etc."
Yuwen Jianxue thought for a while, Wu Ma's words were not bad. If he agreed without any conditions, she would have to carefully consider whether he was sincere in fulfilling his promise.
"Then tell me what the conditions are."
"How can you just say it--it's empty talk, and you regret it when you say you regret it."
"It's really unpleasant for a grown man to do things - what do you think we should do?"
"Establish the word as evidence!"
As Wu Ma said, he led the two of them back to Yuwen Jianxue's house, found a table, took out a thick notebook from his arms, tore out ten pages, and asked Liu Wenjing to write.
"Why should I write it?"
Liu Wenjing was angry with her apprentice today because of the horse dancing incident. If Li Jiancheng hadn't asked him to do anything about the horse dance, she would have left long ago. She wouldn't be in the mood to write a contract.
"I would rather write,"
Wu Ma pointed to the dragon-fei-fengwu handwriting on his home study notes, "Can you understand it?"
Liu Wenjing raised her head and looked at it carefully for a while. It was really more difficult to understand than Turkic writing.
After a while, he still shook his head: "Don't write! Don't write!"
Yuwen Jianxue took the pen from Wu Ma's hand and said, "Do you want to write or not? If not, I will."
"Oh," Liu Wenjing wanted to please her apprentice at this moment, so she quickly took the pen from his hand, "Master, why are you willing to let you write and write?"
Turning his head, he looked at the dancing horse bitterly, "I will write, whatever I say."
Wu Ma asked him to write down the bet they had agreed on before, and then write down the bet as well.
Added this paragraph at the end:
"If Wu Ma loses the bet, he must promise Yuwen Jianxue to do one thing.
This matter must adhere to the following principles:
First, dancing horses must not be required to commit suicide in any way.
Secondly, Heaven has the virtue of good life and cannot ask for horse dancing to kill others.
Third, no more than three days should be spent, so as not to affect Wu Ma’s research on the cause of enlightenment.
Fourth, the dancing horse must not be required to accomplish impossible things such as reaching for the stars and the moon.
Fifth, you must not require the dancing horse not to marry a certain girl, or that you must marry a certain girl.
Sixth, Wu Ma must not be forced to share his research results on consciousness.
Seventh, you must not require your eyebrows to be drawn, or even to draw eyebrows for a lifetime.
Eighth, the dancing horse must not be asked to move out of Liu Wenjing’s house...
…
Chapter 321: Dancing horses must not be required to wear long johns in winter..."
"stop!"
"Stop writing!"
Yuwen Jianxue was completely stunned.
If Wu Ma continues to talk, I'm afraid that when Duke Tang defeats Daxing City, the master will not be able to finish writing, and there will be no need to waste a lot of paper.
"Okay, forget it,"
Yuwen Jianxue said:
"I'll change the bet - you don't have to agree to anything this time. If you lose the bet, shout three times at the top of Jinyang City in front of thousands of soldiers:
How about ‘My dancing horse is an old pervert who seduces women!’?”
This time it was Dancing Horse's turn to be shocked.
This woman is really vicious and extremely petty.
Just because Wu Ma heard the stupid things she said while swearing outside her courtyard last time, now he wants to say even stupider things in front of more people to embarrass even more people. His thoughts are so vicious.
"My bet is this...no matter what I say, it will never change again. If you don't agree -"
"I promise,"
The dancing horse waved his hand,
"Brother Zhaoren, please rewrite the bet and include everything we just said."
"I'm really..."
Liu Wenjing threw the pen on the table, "I have written so many words in the past half day, and all of them were in vain."
Yu Wen Jianxue turned her beautiful eyes away, and Liu Wenjing immediately picked up the pen and said, "I really owe you both..."
After Liu Wenjing finished writing the bet agreement, the two of them signed and fingerprinted it.
Wu Ma then said: "Let's go to Shen Guan to verify it now."
The two of them got up and left.
Liu Wenjing was worried.
Outside Jinyang City, Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji were waiting for him to pick them up. If the lawsuit between the two was not over, who would pick them up with him?
He quickly took two steps forward to stop the two of them:
"You two can do well. First follow me out of the city to bring this person back, and then you can do whatever you want."
"Our Mr. Dancer has a lively mind and an extraordinary level of cultivation."
Yuwen Jianxue looked at the dancing horse,
"Who knows what method he might think of to deal with me once he gets out of the city, or what unknowing method he might use to communicate with others and destroy the evidence of the crime. Wouldn't it be that I would suffer in vain?"
Wu Ma also said: "I can't stand this kind of humiliation. You tell your apprentice to verify the bet quickly, so that she can accept defeat."
"First, I will not lose,"
Yuwen Jianxue only sneered,
"Secondly, I am not this brother's disciple. It would be better to change my honorific title."
Liu Wenjing glanced at her, laughed dryly, and said, "What will the Tang family do? The letter has been sent...it won't take too long."
"Brother, you are confused."
Yuwen Jianxue said: "It's already ostentatious to leave the city during the day, not to mention you have to take people into the city, why not wait until night?"
He said and looked at the dancing horse:
"This dear friend can use his dirty skills at night, which is the most convenient way to pick out the wall of a girl's house. Isn't it extremely safe?"
Liu Wenjing applauded.
Only the pale arguments of the dancing horse were scattered in the yard——