After hearing this, Mayuri smiled happily. There was no special change in the bucket, but the assistant turned his head to the side as if he was embarrassed.
"No," the assistant said; "At least I'm tired of increasing the momentum of the group's actions."
"Speaking of which, this assistant is very tired."
"It's about being tired."
"Oh, my assistant knows what it means to be tired."
"No matter how you look at it, you know it. It's written on his face." Lin Xiao said.
"Yeah." The assistant said regretfully.
It seems like this guy knows a lot about otaku culture.
Mengyu seemed like she couldn't wait any longer.
After telling her all the facts, the guy showed a keen interest in the time machine.
Lin Xiao threatened to confiscate her mobile phone if she violated the contract and revealed secrets.
The phone microwave is in a state where you can send text messages even if it is broken into stone.
"Then, I will first set it to be forwarded to Lin Xiao's mobile phone."
Tong Zi was operating on the keyboard, typing in the slanderous emails on Lin Xiao's cell phone.
Mayuri decided to send the text message, so Mayuri started composing the email on her mobile phone.
After setting the timer to 60 and pressing the heat button, the microwave started running even though the door was removed.
A discharge phenomenon occurred, and Mayuri's email should have been forwarded to her own mobile phone through the microwave oven's dedicated mobile phone.
"This is?"
Mengyu stared at Lin Xiao's mobile phone screen, holding her breath for the rare moment.
Although she usually has a blank face and doesn't know what she is thinking, she still seemed surprised when she saw this text message.
"Well, now you know that the telephone and the microwave oven are undoubtedly time machines." Lin Xiao said.
Mengyu didn't say a word, just stared with big eyes.
The voices of migrant workers came from outside the window.
Not to mention what the store manager said, grandpa showed you don’t have to be afraid.
‘Okay, everyone.’ Lin Xiao said.
After all the members, including Mengyu, rushed to the interview room, Lin Xiao spoke seriously.
"The round table meeting of the 73rd Congress will begin now."
"Yesterday it was 66. Where did the middle one disappear?" said the assistant.
"What is a round table conference?" Meng Yu said.
"You have to pay attention to such details. You are really a weakling, so you can only be an assistant."
"So I'm not an assistant." The assistant complained.
"In the first stage of the battle against the goddess who dominates the past, the possibility of sending text messages has been verified."
As a result, we have a list, and the email can be sent in three pieces. Today's experiment will push the operation to the second extreme.
"Do you want to practice? Then send Good Morning Lin Xiao to the morning so that you can see it." Mayuri said.
"That's weird, that kind of thing."
"Lin Xiao can't see the back of the uninstalled flyer."
"What I'm talking about is practice," Lin Xiao said.
"Mayuri is really an interesting person." Mengyu said.
''Yes.
"Let's see if we can change the past." Lin Xiao said.
"sending a text message."
"Wait, this is too dangerous. Do you think you are a god?"
"Can you change the past? I want to see it." Mengyu said.
"Oh, assistant, what danger did you say there was?"
"Time refutation, how about adding that when this happens, the world disappears."
'Ang, you and I are already dead.'
"You want to change the past so irresponsibly, are you kidding me?"
"You don't really want to turn the world into a bastard."
"I know, there is no such thing. Just listen to what Lin Xiao says." Tongzi said.
"What do you mean, bastard? Is Lin Xiao such a dangerous person?"
"No." Mayuri: "He is a good person."
"What the hell, good guy card, don't post it randomly."
"Yeah?"
"It's okay."
‘Because Lin Xiao will definitely protect this world.
"Although I didn't ask you how you evaluate me, let me answer the assistant's question."
"Indeed, my ambition is to turn the world into chaos, but I am not ready enough to put it into practice."
"Besides, you can only send 18 characters, so you can't do anything at all." Lin Xiao said.
"Therefore, this time my ambition, the World Chaos Flower Plan, will be put aside for the time being."
"The World Chaos Hua Project is amazing."
"I thought of a fight at the last minute," the assistant said.
‘Assistant’s correct answer.’ Tongzi said.
"Anyway, I just blurted out whatever came to my mind on a whim, and Lin Xiao kept covering it up."
"Don't analyze me, Tongzi, and your assistant. You have to pretend to give correct answers. Do you think I'm an idiot?" Lin Xiao said.
"What is the actual usage?"
"You can tell me in detail about changing the past," Tongzi said.
"First of all, don't forget, this is just a verification test. It can only determine whether the past can be changed. Even if it is just a trivial matter, it doesn't matter."
"Lin Xiao, do you know the butterfly effect?" the assistant said.
‘Of course.’ Lin Xiao said.
Butterfly effect, everyone’s minds are so smart, I can’t even understand it
"That's right, you'll make a lot of money when the wind blows." Tongzi said.
"It means something similar, but it's wrong."
"It should be the butterfly flapping its wings in Ximu that will cause the earthquake."
"That's right," the assistant said.
"That is to say, even the small things you mentioned, if changed with intention, can have a major impact on the future." The assistant said.
"Can you take this responsibility?"
"No problem, John Tito said everything will be fixed."
"So you plan to change the past, and you plan to believe what John Titor said."
"Can you prove that's delusional?"
'I mean, what do you do if you join in the delusion and act with irreversible consequences?'
Lin Xiao and his assistant were confronting each other.
It seems that whenever you talk to this domineering assistant, you will become emotional.
This is not like me, calm down.
"Assistant, you have said this before."
"After the accumulation of hypotheses, when the theory is observed, the theory will become true. He also said that this is how modern physics understands the entire truth of the universe."
"This contradicts what you just said."
"No contradiction."
"The principle of this telephone microwave oven is not even a hypothesis."
'We can be said to be in a groping state now. Under such circumstances, it would be too risky for the apostles to change the past.'
'It should at least be done after a clear investigation.'
It turns out that I am not absolutely opposed to it.
"Actually, you are already feeling itchy, can't you wait?"
"How come?" said the assistant.
The assistant looked away.
"And speaking of Assistant, you don't think it's a telephone microwave oven, it's not a time machine at all."
"If it weren't for a time machine, it would be impossible to change the past. This incident clearly proves why I refused."
"Long-worded."
''Also, if we want to talk about time refutation, what will happen to SERN? Those guys have already sent 100 people to the king. Even if time refutation occurs, it is not inconceivable.
Lin Xiao said.
"You are on par with those people who think they are Douluo."
'We are different from them.'
"Mayuri, who had been listening casually to the conversation between me and my assistant, rarely raised her hand to speak.
"Lin Xiao, I don't quite understand that Mayuri."
"To change the past, how and what is changed?"
It seems that we can finally talk about interesting topics.
"Then I'm going to answer do it now but call back, and that's winning the lottery."
Except for Mengyu, all the companions are classics.
"I agree. If you have money, you can buy PC accessories and go to coffee shops. It would be abnormal not to try them."
"It's so realistic." Mayuri said; "Mayuri is so sad."
"We should rather think about putting the world together."
"For example, let everyone in the world have Upa."
"Hmph, let's bring peace to the world. What kind of kindness are you doing? Who do you think I am? I'm the arrogant mad scientist from the Phoenix Institute."
"Jie Zhen, you are so ideal." the assistant said.
"After all, did you get rid of it?"
"I don't care about world peace. This is to confirm whether reality can be changed. The simplest and most obvious way is the lottery."
"But the biggest purpose is money."
‘After we get the money, we can say goodbye to this dilapidated building. I will install the office in a bigger place.’
'I'll just say.'
"Don't just talk about shooting. I changed my office. I can do whatever experiments I want. I don't have to live in the shadow of the store manager. It will be convenient if I have money."
"Besides, if you have money, you can buy a truckload of bananas that Mayuri likes."
"Fill a truck," Mayuri said.
"Mayuri, don't be tempted by this greedy guy."
"Shut up, wealthy assistant."
"Local tycoon?" said the assistant.
"What?" the assistant said: This is."
"Living in a hotel with your parents' money doesn't make you qualified to criticize others."
The assistant looked obviously dissatisfied.
"Mengyu, what do you think?" the assistant said.
"Mengyu didn't react at all.
I want to move reinforcements.
Although I don't know what Mengyu is thinking, I can be optimistic and think that she has no resistance.
If there is any dissatisfaction, it is easy to understand the small things that can change the past by proposing alternatives, is there any?
"that."
“Try changing the hotel I’m staying in.”
The assistant's voice was very unconfident.
''This has nothing to do with me. No matter what, you can go wherever you want.
Lin Xiao said.
There’s no need to say it like that,” the assistant said.
"Tell me why it is like this."
'Where's the love hotel?'
"If you're talking nonsense like this, I'll use a forebrain proteinectomy to cut out your brain."
This is truly a mad scientist.
"Well, then, I will buy more fried chicken...
Neither Mayuri nor her assistant could think of much.
Mengyu didn't know what she was thinking, and even thought that she might not have the fragrance of anything.
From now on, I have been staring at my phone motionless.
Because Tongzi showed his true homosexuality, Mengyu is now the only problem
"In the end, even if I faced a time machine, I couldn't come up with any good ideas. That's what happened."
‘Your imagination is no big deal’
"If there is no substitute, use mine."
Although the assistant looked dissatisfied, he did not refute again.
Sure enough, this guy also wanted to see if he could change the past.
After all, she is also a pure scientist.
Lin Xiao took out his mobile phone.
"It's me, I'll release my breasts and start to dominate the second phase of the past goddess battle."
‘Ah, no problem, the responsibility will be shouldered by the murderer.”
"If there's no problem, let's get started."
"Yes, this is my choice, and it is also the choice of Steins;Gate." Lin Xiao said.
"It's imminent."
Putting away her phone, Lin Xiao looked at everyone around her.
Everyone remained motionless and looked at each other.
"What to start with?"
"Can't you do it without my instructions?"
"First, let's buy lottery tickets." Mayuri said.
"No, just get the winning numbers from the past."
"That's right, rich assistant, you know it very well." Lin Xiao said.
"Don't call me rich."
‘Speaking of which, there are many types of lottery tickets, but in this case, it is indeed a dreamy summer lottery.’
"I've seen it on TV a while ago."
'Have the winning numbers been sent?'
"Isn't that meaningless at all? The text message needs to be sent."
‘Then it’s the day of the draw.’
'Then put the cart before the horse, don't stick to these, and look for the most recent lottery draw.'
"Let me search." Tongtongzi started searching.
The assistant is still minding his own troubles.
"If it were my future self, would I believe the lottery numbers sent to me?"
"Well, Mayuri doesn't know how to buy lottery tickets in the first place." Mayuri said.
"Yeah, I don't think teenage girls can sell it either."
"Have Mengyu bought it?" Lin Xiao said.
Lin Xiao asked Mengyu, and she quickly shook her head.
"Lin Xiao, have you bought it?" Mayuri said.
“I only bought it once,” Lin Xiao said.
As a result, I missed a penny.
"What you bought is just right. If I remember correctly, it will be sent every week."
There are numbers released from last week.
To send this winning number using SMS.
"That's right. Of course it will be noted that this is the winning number."
"Well, last week's first prize was 200 million."
"Wait, this is not good."
''What's wrong?
"200 million is really scary."
"It's not because, but the first prize is too eye-catching." Lin Xiao said.
"Don't you understand? I am being hunted by the authorities. If I win the first prize in the lottery and the media reports it, I will know where I am right away."
‘No way,’ said the assistant.
"Then, wouldn't it be great if Mayuri was elected?" Mayuri said.
"No, in the second phase of the battle with the goddess living in the past, the risks mentioned there do exist."
"what."
"Don't shorten it."
"In order to take responsibility, I must be a winner." Lin Xiao said.
"You don't just put your front station in there."
This amount would change the past too much, so it is absolutely not possible.
The Butterfly Effect.
"In short, if you win the second prize first, how stupid would it be to win the second prize?"
‘Last time it was 2300W.’
"It's still too much." Lin Xiao said.
"Third prize is the goal."
"Well, just right, so many.'
‘Lin Xiao, you weakling.
"This tone is really unimaginable. I just read the time.'
"Please don't call me that, at least call me an assistant."
'And I don't agree with you.'
"I set this amount considering the risks, but you are more greedy than I thought."
'Who knows if you are.'
"Well, if you have 700,000 yuan, can you fill a truck with bananas?" Mayuri said.
'Lin Xiaoke never said a word that he would use the bonus on bananas, but Mayuri is a glutton.
"The third prize requires winning 5 numbers."
"Just in time, send this number."
The main thing is that the number is only 18 digits.
As long as the five numbers match, it will be fine.
"Mengyu, I want to assign a task to you as a subordinate.'
Mengyu's eyes widened, and it seemed that she had not thought of this.
"Just think about the content of the DM and think of something that would make me, who knew nothing about it a week ago, buy it."
"That me."
'You're an email freak, so you should be good at it.'
Although nothing seems to be hurrying.
Start making up settings.
The recipient is of course your own mobile phone.
''Last Thursday, five days ago, I sent the text message.'
The assistant starts to confirm.
"Because the lottery is popular five days ago, you have to buy it in advance."
"That was a week ago. There are 168 hours in seven days. Let's adjust the settings a little." The assistant said.