"Master, my disciple is unfilial. I don't know when I will be able to return. I will not be able to serve my master all the time. Let me kowtow to my master one last time." Tianpeng was so sad that he knelt down and kowtowed heavily to Emperor Donghua.
"Apprentice, apprentice, your master can't bear it." Duke Donghua was also sad, "If it weren't for the master, why would my disciple have suffered this disaster? Master, I'm sorry for you." Emperor Donghua wanted to hold up the canopy, but
Canopy insisted on kneeling down, but how could he hold him up?
"Master, if heaven is kind and allows the disciple to enter the immortal path after reincarnation, the disciple will definitely work hard to cultivate and return to the master's disciples." Tianpeng kowtowed again.
"Alas~" The mention of reincarnation made Emperor Donghua even more sad, "Apprentice, apprentice, that person set a trap for you to jump, how could he let you practice immortality and become a Taoist again? After drinking this bowl of Mengpo soup, apprentice, you will probably live forever.
It’s rare to meet a fairy fate.”
"Master, even if the disciple can never return to the master, he will still engrave the kindness of the master in his soul and will never forget it." Tianpeng kowtowed again.
"That's it, that's it." Prince Dong grabbed the Meng Po soup and said, "Master did not bring any benefits to you, apprentice, but made you suffer an undeserved disaster. So I drank this Meng Po soup for you and made you an immortal in the next life."
The law will not be lost, and the soul will not faint. This can be regarded as my master’s last support to you."
"Emperor, this is not according to the rules." Meng Po reminded Dong Wanggong.
"Great Immortal, the little Immortal knows that this behavior is against the law, and will go to Zixiao Palace to receive the punishment afterwards." As he spoke, Emperor Donghua drank the Meng Po soup in one gulp. "Pang Meng, from now on, we will never have any sworn ties between master and disciple.
Master, I will not trouble you anymore!" He smashed the soup bowl, and with a move of his magic, Prince Dong flew away to the nine heavens.
"Master!!!" Tianpeng cried loudly, kowtowing in the direction where Emperor Donghua left.
"Crow, Marshal Tianpeng is so pitiful." Swing said with tears in his eyes.
"So what if it's pitiful? Look at the sky, how many pairs of eyes are staring at this place, how many hands are controlling this matter, how can this little canopy stand up to the masters of heaven and earth?" said the birdman.
"Pang Meng, you have grown from a human to an immortal to the marshal of the navy in heaven. This is a great opportunity. Since the emperor is drinking soup for you, I will not embarrass you. Go ahead, the six paths of reincarnation are up to you." Young Po Meng
There was an expression of pity and helplessness on his face. Marshal Tianpeng was considered a general of heaven, but a small confrontation between the giants of the three realms almost crushed him to death. It was really shocking to those who heard it, and chilling to those who heard it.
Tianpeng stood up, looked coldly at the "future" of the Six Paths, shook his head and said: "I can't share the same age with you, I can't worry about my division, Pang Meng is not a son of a man." Jumping forward, the majestic Marshal Tianpeng fell into the animal realm.
"Marshal!" Swing was shocked. He didn't expect that Tianpeng would choose the beast path.
At the beginning of chaos, yin and yang are difficult to distinguish. Who knows how thick the earth is and how high it is? The sky is high, and the immortals play the role of the sun and moon. The earth is thick, and there are thousands of ways of all things. The gods can control the stars to rise, but the living creatures have no choice but to shake the river...
The canopy is gone.
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"Zhizhi, long time no see, you are suffering!" Returning to Taotie Mountain in Sijiling, Swing found his pet Zhizhi, jumped up to it, and stroked the miserable Qilin. Birdman and Swing went out to earn rent, and Zhizhi was killed by Taotie.
The mother-in-law detained her as a "hostage". When the two "workers" came back, they found that the pets were doing farm work in the fields. Zhizhi was in the front and was pulling dozens of plows behind. The farmers were very happy. This thing is much better than an ox.
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"Hey, little fox, what are you doing? Don't block the purple cow from working." The swing held Zizhi to prevent it from moving, and the farmers were unwilling.
"This is my Zhizhi, not a purple cow." Swing said.
"Little fox, this was rented to us by the Taotie Immortal. You want to return it to the Taotie Immortal." These farmers are all mortals, but they are not afraid of the swing at all, because not long ago the swing and the birdman could not pay the rent.
He was also rented out by farmers as a coolie, doing farm work for several months.
"How much rent do you give to your mother-in-law?" Swing asked.
"Two spiritual stones a month." A farmer answered.
"Wow! Two yuan a month! You guys are so rich." Swing turned to look at Zhizhi and whispered, "Zhizhi, the wages are good, how about you work with them for a few more days?"
"Moo~" After hanging out with cows for a long time, the squeaking sounds turned into cow calls. The meaning of Qilin's cry is "unwilling".
"Zhizhi, you are so willful." Swing said.
After negotiating with Granny Taotie, which was actually pleading, Zhizhi was liberated. Birdman, Swing, and Zhizhi returned to the Qiu Bird Cave. After entering the cave, the three "people" sat around a small table with serious expressions.
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"Here is the money left after paying the rent, let's divide it one share." Birdman said, "I was injured in the task of delivering the message and the task of sending the canopy into reincarnation, so I have the most credit, so I want to divide it into nine parts.
You two have one share." The crow reached out to grab the money as he spoke.
"No!" Swing grabbed Birdman's hand and bit it, "You deserve the injury, why did you get so much share? I still took over the task of Canopy. You clearly disagreed at the time. Zhizhi Jiufen and I
, your share.”
"Hey? I said, stinky girl, are you going to rebel?" Birdman said with a straight face, as if he was showing off his paternal authority.
"Zhi Zhi, the stinky crow wants black money, beat him up!" The swing is not afraid of the bird man, so they join forces with Zhi Zhi to rush towards the crow. The three of them got up in the Qiu Bird Cave and beat him like crazy...
The cave is full of "family joy" and "peace". The doorbell rings, "Kunpeng Mail. Sir, I have your letter. Please come out and receive it."
"Bang bang bang, bang bang bang, bang bang, bang bang bang..." The postman only heard a burst of commotion inside the cave. After a long time, the door of Qiu Bird Cave opened, and a man covered in blood walked out of the door, "There is my letter.
?”
"Uh~" The postman was startled, "You are Mr. Jade Bird, right? There is your letter in Baihua Mountain."
"Letter from Baihua Mountain?" As soon as he heard the news about Feng Yuechang, the lustful Birdman immediately beamed. He grabbed the letter and quickly opened it.
"Um~ Sir, do you mind if I ask you, where did you buy your gloves and hat? OK~ Um~ They are so beautiful." The postman saw that the birdman had a unicorn on his left hand, and something like a unicorn on his head.
Bitten by a white fox.
"Is there anything else? Leave as soon as possible!" Birdman scolded, "You don't care where I bought it." He has been bullying the weak and afraid of the strong all his life. He is particularly timid when seeing the heavenly soldiers, but he can't deal with monsters of lower status than him.
Very arrogant.
"Okay, bye, bye," said the postman even if the crow didn't chase him away. The postman didn't dare to stay here for a long time. Blood was spurting from the birdman's head and wrist, and the postman was afraid that he would be responsible for the death.
"Haha, Brother Bird, I haven't seen you for a long time. Where have you been? Haha. My sister misses you. She is so lonely and empty. Brother Bird, come on and let my sister love you. Come on, my favorite bird.
Brother. Kiss. - Hu Meimei." With just a few words, Birdman felt his heart almost burst out of his chest, especially the bright red lip mark at the end, Birdman
The man was so happy that he wanted to die. He "took" Zhizhi and the swing from himself with difficulty and "placed" them on the ground. The birdman said: "Okay, okay, I only need one share, and you two have nine shares. I'll give it back."
I have something to do, so I won’t mess around with you two anymore. Hahahahahaha...Baihua Mountain, Baihua Mountain, Baihua Mountain..." Birdman was so excited that he was washing and dressing up while singing.
Swing looked contemptuous, "Smelly crow, why are you so lewd!"
"Children know nothing! This is not lust, this is true love!" Birdman looked in the mirror and concentrated on putting on makeup.
"True love?" Swing said even more contemptuously, "Last year you said you and that Lingque bird were true love, but ended up being cheated out of more than forty spiritual stones; the year before last, you said you and the White Jade Corpse Demon were true love, but ended up almost losing all your pants.
Go in; the year before last, you said..."
"Stop talking!" Birdman stopped Swing from mentioning his "history of love, blood and tears", "Your fourth aunt and I are true love, absolutely!"
"Humph!" Swing said, "Don't blame me for not telling you in advance. The number of my fourth aunt's ex-boyfriends is no less than three digits. You? Haha."
"What do you know! Miss Meimei has gone through a lot of emotional pain and finally met the right person. That is me. This is a beautiful marriage God has given her and me. We will definitely be happy. Little girl, just wait for me
Maybe your uncle. Hahaha..." Birdman finished dressing up and went out happily.
"Stinky crow, you cry sometimes!" Swing pulled Zhizhi, "Let's go, let's ignore that stinky crow and go to the Phoenix Tower to give it a good rub."