"Dang-dang-dang-dang! Chapter 1,000! Celebrate!" I don't know where Azuo took out a firework from, lifted it up and shot a beam of light into the sky, followed by, "piu~" Unfortunately, it didn't ring.
The little fox on the side sighed, "Did you see it? God doesn't even support you, and you are still so arrogant."
Crow said: "You actually have the nerve to celebrate? Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are so thick-skinned. Ask me, whose novel has a thousand chapters and you are the one who achieved this. You are unknown, and you are still unknown. What's the point of celebrating? You said you are the boss, not the little one. Is it possible to achieve nothing? You are not a rich person, you are poor, stupid and stupid. If you keep doing this, you will not starve to death in the future!"
"Um..." Zuo, who originally thought he was having fun, felt a little embarrassed and sat back on his chair angrily, "Anyway, it's quite commemorative, so there's nothing wrong with celebrating it."
"Bah!" said the little fox, "There is no commemorative significance. Is your thousandth chapter really a thousand chapters? Because of the chapter problem, the order was confused before, so this is obviously not a thousand chapters!"
"Oh, I hate it. Why are you two so mean today? Don't worry about too many details. It doesn't matter if it's a thousand chapters or not. Just find a reason to celebrate." A Zuo hugged the crow with his left hand and hugged the fox with his right hand, "I I am alone in this world, with no roof to cover me, no place to stand below, no friends around me, my life is lonely, miserable and miserable. If you don't pay attention to me and can't help each other and warm each other, then I really don't know how to face it. The future is dark."
"Alas~" Crow and Fox shook their heads, "You, we really admire you. You are indeed very bad, but you are not that miserable, is it a bit exaggerated?" Since Azuo has said so, they both agree. Not wanting to spoil the fun, he raised his hand and fired two spiritual energy bombs into the sky. "Bang, bang!" With two loud explosions, thousands of streams of light scattered in all directions, turning into gorgeous flowers blooming in the starlight, forming several "Celebrating the achievement of a thousand chapters of achievements" The words are bright and colorful, really beautiful, "Okay, celebrate the one thousandth chapter! Oh oh oh oh oh!"
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"Of course, celebrating is secondary. The main thing is to sort out the past and plan for the future." A Zuo conjured up barbecue ingredients and said while eating and drinking with the crow and the little fox, "What's ahead... Sigh~ Speaking of which, the previous paragraph is really I’m a little tired.”
"Yes." said the little fox, "You, you, almost fell into a trap."
"What trap?" Crow asked, "What kind of trap?"
"It's the trap of 'contradiction'." Azuo said, "If you think about it carefully, most of the plots I arranged for you were against the law, but in the subsequent plots, Tiantiao was praised everywhere, resulting in inconsistencies, which made me wonder what was going to happen next. How to do it. If we continue to adhere to the rules of heaven as the keynote, it will not only aggravate the contradiction with previous actions, but also be very difficult to do, and our hands will be tied up, so from now on..."
"We can break the law as we please from now on?" Birdman's eyes lit up, thinking of something good.
"You have been breaking the law, right?" A Zuo said, "Let's talk about the specific situation. In short, we will deliberately avoid the issue of Tiantiao in the future."
"Tch~ I know you don't dare to let go of our reins." The little fox said, "But I don't care, this girl will never do bad things again... Well, she rarely does... Well, try your best, try your best .”
"Let's not talk about the past." Azuo said, "As for the future..."
"You don't have any plans for the future, right?"
"Um..." Azuo nodded helplessly, "I don't have any special plans. The big stories should be 'The Birth of the Phoenix Clan', 'The Twelve Bloods of Hongtian', 'The Search for the Bodhi Ancestor', and 'The Lotus Lantern',"
The Return of the Eight Immortals', 'The Fall of the Stars', 'The Coming of the Dragon', and 'Return to the World of Yihao'... Of course, you also know me, I often don't count my plans and go astray as I write them.
I can’t confirm the details.”
"That's true." The crow and the little fox agreed. "You can do whatever you like. Anyway, you are used to it. The two of us will play with you, slowly and casually."
"I knew you would always be with me, you are the best, thank you, hehe." A Zuo hugged the two protagonists and thanked him sincerely, "Not just you, everyone who reads this book and has ever read it
I'm grateful to anyone who might read this book."
"It's just..." The Jade Bird Man, who expressed his support for Yu Asuo, suddenly changed the topic and asked, "It's just that you really can't get me a wife or something?"
"Sure," A Zuo said, "but to be fair, I have to find a husband for the little fox. In my book, men are not superior to women, nor are women superior to men. I try my best to maintain equality."
"Forget it, forget it..." The crow shook his head as if he wanted to rattle, "Pretend I didn't say it, pretend I didn't say it, pretend I didn't say it..."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." The little fox raised his hand, uh, no, he raised his paw and pointed at his father, "Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared when it comes to topics like I have a boyfriend and a husband? Hehe...
…”
"Really, in other novels the male protagonist has three wives and four concubines plus countless beauties. I'm... so miserable." Birdman complained.
"Actually, as a person, I think a bit like Ye Yi, and it is easier to think about things from the perspective of others," Yuazaku explained, "Whenever I see stories of three wives and four concubines appearing in literary works, film and television works,
situation, in addition to bringing oneself into the protagonist, sometimes standing in
The wives and concubines think that men and women are both living people. If a male protagonist can 'true love' a group of women, then this group of women is also very likely to accept the 'true love' of several men. Therefore, whenever you see someone
In a harem plot, I subconsciously think that the male protagonist
Many wives are 'talking' to other men behind the male protagonist's back every minute and every second, cuckolding him. At the same time, as I just mentioned, reading books often leads to the identity of the protagonist, so that is to say
, it’s ‘my’ many wives who cuckold ‘me’
Son, of course I will be very unhappy and uncomfortable as a slightly sentimental mysophobia. Reading literary works and film and television works is just for relaxation and entertainment. If it is uncomfortable, it will be boring. Therefore, the protagonist must not appear in my book.
The situation of 'three relatives and four concubines'."
"You just think too much." Birdman said, "Don't use your brain when reading literary works, film and television works, just enjoy it, don't think about what may happen behind it."
"Unfortunately, I can't do it." Yu Azuo said, "If I can't do it, I just can't do it. Hehe, speaking of this, Crow, you should understand, you, you will never be loved by a woman in this life, and you will always be
Boy."
"You!" Crow was furious, but had nothing to say.
"Okay, okay, okay..." Zhuoqian saw that her father was a little angry, and quickly persuaded her, "Dad, don't be angry, don't bother Azuo. Don't look at what he said is aboveboard, he seems to be a benevolent person who pursues equality between men and women.
In fact, the main reason why you can't end the fate of a boy is that he is doomed in reality
When you are single, how can he respect feelings and women? He just gets angry and drags you into the water with him. Dad, at least you have a woman around you, you can see her, and you have a smart and lovely daughter, he... tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
..." The little fox's contemptuous attitude was clearly revealed.
"You!" This time it was A Zuo's turn to be furious and speechless.
Okay, that's it, no more words, otherwise Crow and A Zuo will be so angry that they die on the spot.
"A thousand chapters! Very good, a thousand chapters!" The little fox held the crow in his left hand and Azuo in his right hand, just like A Zuo did just now, "My two 'dads', let's continue and see if we can continue
Hold on to one thousand, two thousand, three thousand...ten thousand chapters!"