"Oh, father, it's not worth it. Father, don't cry. Let's go to a mortal market and play. After playing for a while, we won't feel sad anymore. Who cares about Fuxi and Nuwa, does it have anything to do with us?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuah... Hui Zhilanxin's daughter, why are you so inhumane? No! Dad must educate you today!"
"Oh, father, if you hit me, I will definitely have to fight back."
"I'll hit you."
"I fight back."
…
The above seems to be a dialogue, but in fact it is all spoken by one person, that is, the little fox herself is talking. She plays two roles by herself, while the crow is looking at his daughter "one person plays two roles" with questions in his head.
"Uh... I mean, girl, you... what are you doing?" Birdman asked tentatively, "Did you take the wrong medicine? Are you mentally ill?"
"...I'll beat you to death...Hey, dad, what did you say?" Swing's "anticipation" has already reached the stage of fighting, so he summoned his "cordless meteor hammer" and listened to his father's questions and answers.
Said, "It's just a performance of 'what might happen' in advance."
"What...what is 'what might happen'?" Looking at the little fox with a wicked smile on his face, holding a cordless meteor hammer, and approaching him little by little, the hair on Crow's body stood up, "You...you
...You stay away from me, girl, you, you, you...you calm down and control your behavior. How can you come up with a 'what might happen'?"
"Oh, Dad, don't hide. Hehe, don't I understand you? You will soon cry over the breakup between Fuxi and Nuwa, and then my daughter will make sarcastic remarks to me, and then we will quarrel, and then we will fight...
...this plot I
I understand, I'm very familiar with it." The swing swings the cordless meteor hammer, constantly approaching his father, "Hey hey hey, don't resist, since you will definitely fight, why not let me act out what's going on, dad, you only need to be beaten, hey hey hey
…”
"Daughter, dad is wrong, don't, don't, don't... dad is wrong, okay? How could dad be sad about Fuxi Nuwa? No! Absolutely not! What does it have to do with us! Daughter, don't worry, dad will never
You will cry, don’t worry!” My daughter’s behavior was too much
It was so abnormal that it made people's hair stand on end. It scared the crow and said, "Sir Swing, please spare me once. I'm sorry, it's all my fault. Can daddy apologize for 'things that haven't happened yet'? Don't throw that meteor hammer of yours again."
Okay, okay, it’s quite scary!”
"Stop talking nonsense! Die!"
"Ah~~~!"
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A little dragon flew around Yuanxian Mountain for a long time, seemingly looking for someone, but could not find it. Until a scream came from somewhere, the little dragon followed the sound and found "two living treasures".
"Mr. Yu, swing, you are here." Xiaolong landed and turned into a beautiful girl.
The swinger who was pressing his father to the ground and smashing it with magic beads looked back at the girl, "Oh, isn't this Ao Bei? Why are you here?"
"Your Highness Beibei, help me! Help me!" The miserable birdman took advantage of his daughter's distraction to shrink his body and turned into his original form of a mini crow. He escaped from the spiritual thread of the swing and flew to the place.
On Ao Bei's shoulder, hidden in her hair, "Your Highness Beibei, help me, my daughter is crazy, even though nothing happened, she insists on killing me!"
"..." Ao Bei is also an old friend of Qiu Bird Cave. He is very familiar with the style of the father and daughter. Although he is a little speechless, he is not surprised. "What's wrong with the swing? Why are you bullying Mr. Yu again?"
"It's like this..." The little fox didn't hide anything, and told the story of Yuanxian Mountain and his "preview" from beginning to end, "...Beibei, think about it, since it will definitely happen, why not start first?
To be strong, right?”
"Um...right?" Ao Bei didn't know what to say, so he could only call out a stream of water to wash away the blood on the swing - the blood was sprayed out by the crow. "Swing, forget it, Mr. Yu knows that he is wrong
Yes, please spare him." The princess raised her hand and pinched the crow hiding in her hair, "Isn't that right, Mr. Yu, you know you are wrong?"
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, Swing, dad knows I'm wrong, please spare my life." In the past, if he could get Ao Bei to "pinch", Birdman would be so excited that he would bleed, but today it's really too much.
He was scared, and he didn't have the "lust", so he just kept begging for mercy. Of course, he might have been beaten on the swing in advance and lost too much blood, and there was no blood to spray.
"That's it~" the little fox nodded, "seeing that your attitude is quite sincere, and for Beibei's sake, I'll spare you once." The little girl stretched out one of her tails and pulled her father out of Ao Bei's hair.
He pulled it out, put it on his shoulder and ignored him. "Beibei, it's been a long time. Why do you have time to play with me today?"
"I had nothing to do, I came out to relax, and I happened to meet you two." Ao Bei was not good at lying, and his face turned red when he said this.
"Really?" Swing smiled and pulled Ao Bei to his side with his tail, "Your Highness, children who lie will pee on the bed. You are not good. Why don't I believe that the world is so big that you can do this?
Did you bump into us by chance?" The little girl was the worst, and kept tickling Ao Bei with her tail.
"Obviously, it's a child who peed on the bed when playing with fire." The crow squatting on the little fox's shoulder whispered.
"Ouch! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
When something happens, the relationship between the Human Mother and the Human Emperor will change. I guess Mr. Jade and Miss Jade will definitely appear, so... Oops, it’s so itchy, so itchy, don’t leave the swing! Don’t! It’s so itchy, please spare me! It’s so itchy.
ah!"
"Huh! Sure enough." The little fox retracted his tail and said arrogantly, "I knew it was your father who showed the way. Alas, Fuxi and Nuwa have been embarrassed by the internal strife this time." She turned her head slightly and looked at the girl on her shoulder.
Crow, "Don't you cry? It's okay to express a little emotion~ After all, they are your most beloved aunt and uncle, father. They really should be sad. Come on, dad, let's cry~"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..." The crow shrank back quickly, "I'm not sad! I'm not emotional! I'm not crying either! Don't worry, my daughter, I definitely don't care about them! Don't worry!"
"Oh hahahaha~" Swing was very happy today and gave out the classic "villain laugh", "I'm sorry you don't dare! From now on, except for me, you are not allowed to cry to anyone! Do you understand?!"
"I know! I know! I know! Don't worry, my daughter, I will definitely keep your words in mind!"