The black bear spirit and others who were not far away from the four foxes looked at the swing teacher's deception skills and couldn't help but sigh: "It would be great if she used her brain for serious things~"
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"Observe your situation carefully, I have already chosen a way to defraud money for you," Swing continued to say to the three foxes, "You just use the trick of impersonation, right?"
"Teacher, what is the art of impersonation?"
"It's just using the identity of a celebrity to defraud money." Shuqian said, "People are most afraid of authority and believe in authority the most. No matter what nonsense a celebrity says, it is the truth, so although the trick of impersonation is simple, it often has good results. Let me think about it.
," she frowned slightly and thought for a moment, "Yes, you will pretend to be 'Yang Chan' and pretend to be 'Yang Chan descends to earth' to deceive mortals."
"Yang Chan?" The three foxes thought for a while, "Oh no, that's the sister of the legendary great god Yang Jian. Will you be caught if you pretend to be her?" Even if they are not exposed to the world of cultivation, they still have some common sense about Erlang Shen.
"What are you afraid of!" Shuqian said, "Have you forgotten the formula I taught you so quickly? Have you forgotten about hunting on an isolated island?! Of course you can't pretend to be Yang Chan in a big city. The land of the city god in a big city pays the most attention to everything about high officials.
You are trying every possible means to please the high officials, and you are pretending to be three eyes in the big city.
The girl will definitely be recognized, but if you go to a small place, it will be fine. The city god in a small place has low land cultivation and poor knowledge. Even if he has doubts, he dare not ask. Hunting on an isolated island! Hunting on an isolated island! Remember! Remember
It's over!" Speaking of urgency, she pointed at the foreheads of the three foxes.
"Oh oh oh, we got it." The three little foxes didn't dare to resist the swing.
"Then there are other tricks. You can apply them according to the situation. Teacher, I won't go into more details." Swing felt that it was almost done and said to the three foxes, "I have taught you so much today, shouldn't you also express your gratitude?
~Have you ever heard of Confucius? He is a saint and does not seek fame.
Seeking profit, but other disciples will respect their master, so you should also show some respect, right? Of course, I don't want to accept the money, but due to the rules, I have to accept it." The trick used on the swing now is called "Pull the banner and act like a tiger"
"Skin", you can tell from the number of words that this is a formula for advanced deception.
"Oh, we need money~" The three foxes were slightly embarrassed, and one of them took out a few shiny stones from his arms, "Teacher, we have no money, but we just got a few stones from a bad person, and we don't know what they are worth."
It’s not valuable, so I’ll give it to you, and please don’t dislike it.”
"Wow! This! Isn't this a fairy stone?! Where did they get it from?" Swing looked at the stones in the hands of the three foxes, and was extremely excited, but there was no expression on his face, "Oh, this... okay, look.
You are also from a poor background and have little savings, so I reluctantly accept these broken stones." This trick is called "the undercurrent is turbulent, the wind is calm and the sea is calm", and "belittle jade as stone, belittle talent as waste", that is, no matter what
The excitement cannot be shown on the face and belittle the victim.
The teacher and the students talked some more, and the three foxes thanked the swing for teaching, and then turned around and embarked on the road of deception.
Under the sunset, watching the students he taught leave, Zhuqian was particularly moved and said with emotion: "Aren't you so stupid?!"
Seeing the little fox succeed in defrauding, Black Bear Spirit and others came over.
Hu Dahua looked at the money in the hands of "Sister Fox" and said: "Sister, isn't this bad? Three little girls finally got some money, but you... you cheated it all away, what does this mean?
Huh? How bad."
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you talking about!" Swing raised his chest and raised his head, as if it were a matter of course, "How can you lie!? This is my tuition fee! This is not a lie! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will beat you!"
When it comes to the trick of "using force to overwhelm others", the little fox is really masterful in using it.
"Uh..." Hu Dahua didn't dare to say anything, lowered his head and sighed.
The black bear spirit also felt that the swing was too much, but in order to ease the atmosphere, it said: "I don't know where the three foxes got the immortal stone. Fortunately, they were deceived by the swing girl. Otherwise, they would have died because of the crime.
.”
"Yes." Hu Dahua, Wan Sheng and Ao Bei were stunned, "Yes, the three of them are too low in cultivation, how can they keep the immortal stone." The three looked at the swing counting money, "Could it be that
She saved the three foxes on purpose."
"Of course! I just save people on purpose!" Swing said, using the trick of "going with the flow" of deception, "It's not easy for me. In order to save the lives of three foxes without hurting their feelings, I am willing to bear the infamy. Is it easy for me?!
"
"..." It's a pity that Wan Sheng and others are not three foxes, and they are not that stupid to easily believe in the fallacy of the swing. "Huh? By the way, where did the three foxes get the fairy stone? This thing is definitely not what they are qualified for.
get."
When everyone couldn't figure out where the immortal stone came from, the birdman with bloodstains on his face fell from the sky, hugging the swing and crying, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
The girl from Zuo Feng Yueyuan lied to me, beat me, scolded me, scratched me, and even robbed me of my money! Wuwuwu... Your father and I have all the money we earned from Brother Xiong taken away, Wuwuwuwu...
boudoir
Girl, you are right! Vixens are all bad guys! Woo hoo hoo... My fairy stones, I have polished them so brightly and cleanly that they don’t smell like honey at all. I look forward to saving them for future use.
I bought you good clothes and food for my daughter, but the result... Wuwuwu, my daughter, you have to avenge your father and find those three foxes, Wuwuwu..."
"..." Now everyone finally knows where the three foxes got the immortal stone.
“Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch,” Birdman kept crying, “Daughter, can you share some of your money with daddy? Daddy is afraid that you will spend it randomly, so I will save it for you, and use it together to buy you clothes later.
Buy some food, okay?"
"Bah!" The swing raised its knees and kicked the birdman in the stomach, "Who are you lying to? You lied to me? What a fuss! Am I that stupid?! Get out! Crow, you bastard, you deserve to have no money!"
roll!"
The crow who got kicked was rolling on the ground in pain, "If you don't give it, don't give it. Why are you kicking me? Oh my, it hurts so much..." He rolled over to Ao Bei and begged: "Beibei,
Please give me some charity~ Please, just take pity on the poor little one~"
"No!" Ao Bei said with a smile, "If you were cheated and robbed elsewhere, I might give you some compensation, but you are in Fengyueyuan, huh! I won't give you any money."
The birdman tried to hug Ao Bei's thigh, but Ao Bei, who already understood the crow's style, easily dodged it. The crow couldn't help but wailed: "Have mercy on me~ wu wu wu... Oh my God, is there any heavenly justice? How can you take away my money!"