In a certain room of Baihua Building in Baihua Mountain, the pink light makes the room full of "ambiguity".
"I hate you, you are so lecherous." Hu Meimei smiled.
The blood of the birds, humans and beasts was boiling, and they were talking nonsense, "Brother Bird is looking for a bird's nest!"
"Haha~~~" Hu Meimei shouted softly, "You are such a pervert."
Birdman and Hu Meimei were about to discuss the "philosophy of life" when suddenly there was a noise outside the room. "Meimei, come out quickly. The general is here again and wants to see you by name." A "staff member" from Baihua Mountain said outside the door.
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"Who is it? So annoying!" Birdman was very unhappy about being disturbed, "He didn't even take off his pants!"
"I hate it, don't say it so vulgarly." Hu Meimei put on her gauze and got out of bed.
"Meimei, what kind of general do you dare to make a scene in Baihua Mountain?" Birdman asked.
"He is the new general of Heavenly Court, and he is very popular. We dare not offend him. He has been trying to see me for the past few days, but with his appearance, I am really afraid that he will do whatever he wants, so I have been hiding." Hu Meimei whispered, "This has been going on for many days.
, it would be rude not to see her again, I'm afraid today..." At this point, her tone became very sad, making people suddenly feel protective.
With a lusty and cowardly look, Birdman slapped his chest and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here! It doesn't matter whether he's a general or not, I'll take care of him!" As he spoke, Crow angrily rushed out of the room to find the general who was causing trouble.
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After the birdman left, Hu Meimei smiled evilly, "The plan was successful!"
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After Crow came to Baihua Mountain, he drank a lot of wine, and with Hu Meimei's provoking skills, he didn't ask any questions, found the general of Heaven, and punched him. The general was also drunk, and started fighting with Birdman with his hands. Fireworks
Liu Xiangzhi
There are often fights in the land, but because it involves the generals of the heaven, Baihuashan does not dare to "solve" it on its own, and quickly reports it to the local Xianlu Palace and the City God. After the Thunder God and the City God from the Xianlu Palace came, they saw the two people fighting and felt suspicious.
To calculate.
"Stop, stop, stop!" The Thunder God's Heavenly Soldiers fiercely grabbed the birdman from the Heavenly General. "You monster, you dare to attack the Curtain General, you are seeking death!"
"General Rolling Curtain?" Crow Crow didn't expect that this oil-faced scholar turned out to be the "Third Junior Brother".
"How do you manage this place! This kind of evildoer allowed him to act recklessly here. I will definitely report it to Your Majesty and punish you!" Curled the curtain.
"General, calm down, calm down." Baihua Mountain Thunder God lowered his head and comforted the curtain, "Xiao Xian will deal with him now."
General Shulian shook his head and shouted: "No need! I want to capture this monster and deal with it myself. Also, this Baihua Mountain, isn't it too arrogant? The people I ordered haven't seen each other for several days, why?
Who do you think you are? Come on, seal it for me!" Rolling Shutter ordered the guards he led to prepare a seal, he wanted to seal Baihua Mountain.
"General, this is against the rules," Baihuashan Thunder God reminded, "You can't just seal the place here."
"How bold! How dare you disobey this general's orders! What a lousy place, who dares to stop me if I seal it off!" shouted the drunken curtain general.
When the rolling curtain general shouted the last sentence, a man's voice came from a private room in Baihua Mountain, "Whose little beast is this? How dare you act wild here!"
"Who is scolding me?" General Shutter shouted angrily, "Who? Get out of here!" Drunk, he staggered towards the private room, trying to find the person who dared to scold him.
Before the general of the rolling curtain could open the door of the private room, a lean man walked out of the room and kicked the rolling curtain away.
The roller curtain crawled out from the broken pieces of the table and cursed: "You bastard, you dare to kick me, I will have to kill you!"
"It's up to you!" Behind the lean man stood a mighty man. He walked to the roller blind, grabbed his collar, picked it up, and said contemptuously: "Roller blind? Haha, what is it! You too
Just go with the roller blinds!”
The general who raised the curtain was blinded on the spot when he raised his head to see who was coming. He didn't dare to speak anymore because the person in front of him had three eyes. "Really, really, really...Zhenjun, Zhenjun, I'm a little drunk and offended Zhenjun."
"Bah!" Yang Jian spat, and rolled the curtain out, "Get out of here!"
"Thank you, Zhenjun, for your mercy. Thank you, Zhenjun, for your mercy." The general rolled up the curtain and ran away with urine dripping from his buttocks.
After the matter was resolved, Yang Jian turned his eyes to one side, where the crow was slowly crawling out of the window, seeming to want to escape.
"Little bird, where are you going?" Yang Jian winked and asked the lean man, the Roaring Sky Dog, to catch the birdman back.
"Hehe, hehe." Crow smiled flatteringly, "Oh, Zhenjun, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you are still glowing and full of energy. You are more energetic than the last time we met. Hehe."
"Hmph! How dare you say that!" Yang Jian scolded, "Last time I asked you, Qiu Niaodong, to help me clean up my hunting ground. You dared to steal the prey from my hunting ground and sell it. You are too brave!
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"Hey, Zhenjun, please listen to my explanation on that matter." The birdman said, "This prey must survive and survive in order to continue to develop. If even a little monster like me can catch it, it doesn't deserve to be killed."
You hunted me, and I don’t deserve to live in the True Lord’s hunting ground. I did this for the sake of the True Lord.”
"Haha." Yang Jian laughed angrily at the birdman, "You are a crow, you are glib and talk nonsense. I heard you went to the monkeys a few days ago?" Yang Jian carried the birdman to his box.
"Hey, isn't this a message for Zhenjun?" said the birdman, "Zhenjun, you don't know that when the monkey heard Zhenjun's scolding, he immediately kowtowed to the mouth of the Guanjiang River and sincerely thanked Zhenjun for his good advice."
"Did he really do this?" Yang Jian stared at the birdman and asked.
"Um~" Birdman is not very good at lying and flattering, "Probably."
"You crow, you are always making trouble." Yang Jian smiled and said, "Okay, get out! There are still things waiting for you at home."
"Thank you, True Lord. Thank you, True Lord." Birdman respectfully exited the box. "Hey? Is there something waiting for me? What is it?" After coming out, Crow didn't understand the meaning of Yang Jian's words. However, in the land of right and wrong, General Rolling Curtain offended
It's better not to stay here. Birdman ran back to Qiu Bird Cave in despair.
Not long after Wu Wu left the box, Yang Jian said coldly: "What a slave, running wild everywhere. He really doesn't know his last name!"
Roaring Sky Dog said: "Zhenjun, after all, that rolling curtain is a relative of the Jade Emperor. Isn't it good for you to humiliate him in public like this?"
"Hmph! Who is Zhang Bairen!" Yang Jian scolded, "How can the navy marshal be a piece of trash? He dares to push anyone into the immortal class!"
"Zhenjun, I don't understand why that boy's title is 'General Rolling Blind', Rolling Blind? What kind of title is this? It's so strange." Roaring Sky Dog asked.
"Haha." Yang Jian explained, "This kid has been begging Zhang Bairen to find a job in heaven, but at that level, what can he do? But Zhang Bairen is a nepotist and arranged a position as a chamberlain for this kid. The previous paragraph
As you know, when Pang Meng was demoted, the navy marshal became available, so Zhang Bairen pushed this waste out and became the only candidate for the navy marshal. Emperor Donghua was already unhappy with Zhang Bairen because of Pang Meng. How could he
To give this boy a good look? In order to ridicule Zhang Bairen, Prince Dong specially gave him the title of 'Rolling Curtain' General."
"Zhenjun, I heard that Pang Meng entered the animal path?" Roaring Sky Dog asked.
"Well." Yang Jian said regretfully, "Pang Meng is very capable. I asked Grandpa Taishang for a long time to learn the method of changing the Thirty-six Heavenly Gangs, but Pang Meng was able to learn it, which shows his level. What a pity.
A talent.”
"Zhen Jun, Duke Dongwang's apprentice was murdered, will he tolerate it?" Roaring Sky Dog asked again.
"Forbearance?" Yang Jian sneered, "How can Emperor Donghua be a weak person? However, Zhang Bairen is flawless and meticulous at every step. It is difficult to find flaws. It will be very difficult for Prince Dong to take revenge."
"Zhenjun means that Duke Dongwang will not do anything for the time being?" Roaring Sky Dog asked.
"What about this?" Yang Jian hesitated and said, "Wait a minute, not long ago, I found out an interesting thing. I think Zhang Bairen may suffer a loss. Hahaha..."