"Brother Zhao, what's the matter, you really don't know me? It's me, birdman, you forgot, the one who blackmailed Tiger Laosan some time ago."
"I told you, stop talking nonsense!"
"male."
"age."
"2345 years old."
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Not long after coming out of Linglong City, a group of heavenly soldiers captured the Birdman. The reason... "We received an alarm. A little girl named Swing Qian said that you were going to beat her to death. Let me tell you, the Queen Mother is preparing for a tea party with the fairies recently.
We have been asked to carry out special activities to 'protect women and children' in the recent period. Your behavior has constituted...well..." Zhao Si thought for a while and really didn't know what crime to use. "Anyway, you have to stay in the detention center first.
'A few days."
"Swing, you stinky girl, not only did you lose my money, but you also 'struck it in advance', just wait!" Birdman secretly shouted in his heart.
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"Where's the crow?" Grandma Taotie looked at the two girls coming down from the sky and asked, "Why are you the only little fox cub?" She pointed at Fenfen, "Who is this?"
"Uh... Crow, he..." Swing's eyes dodge and his little tail swayed, "He went to Baihua Mountain to drink flower wine and won't be able to come back for the time being. Hehe, hehe. This one's name is Yunbei, my god.
elder sister."
"Sister?" Grandma Taotie's eyes were suspicious, "You little fox, when will you learn to recognize sisters?"
"Hey, mother-in-law, don't you understand this? This is fashion. There are three gangs for one good man. If there are more people to eat, the food will be more delicious." Swing said nonsensically.
"Hmph." Taotie didn't know what the fox had done, but he probably didn't do anything good. "Let me tell you, the rent is coming soon again. Notify Crow and pay him quickly. Didn't he make a lot of money in the East China Sea? Hurry up.
, if you are overdue again this time, let’s see how I deal with you!” After saying that, he turned around and walked towards his luxurious cave.
"Goodbye, mother-in-law!" Swing said with a smile.
The pink girl, also known as Yunbei, stared at the Taotie Cave for a while and said: "These are the four evils in the legend? They are very ordinary."
"Ordinary? Haha," Swing said, "You haven't seen her angry, but she is deadly! She almost ate me and the crow several times."
"Swing girl, if you call the police to arrest Mr. Jade Bird Man, won't he blame you?" Yun Bei asked.
"Blame me? Ever since he woke up and wanted to kill me when he found out that the money was gone, how could he not blame me?" Swing said gloatingly, "But I guess I will have started school by the time he comes out. By then I will hide in school.
What can the smelly crow do to me? Hahahaha..."
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"Ah? Third Master, why are you here?" In the detention center, Birdman saw an acquaintance at the door of the detainee's house, Hu Laosan.
"Bastard birdman, you..." Tiger Lao San wanted to curse, but when he saw Zhao Si behind the birdman who hadn't gone far, he immediately choked and whispered, "Bad boy, let's see how I deal with you."
"Hey, hey, Third Master, what are you doing? Why have I offended you? Why are you trying to deal with me?" Birdman said politely.
"Hmph! Stop pretending, have you forgotten about blackmailing me?!" said the third tiger.
"Third Master, what you said is wrong. Is that blackmail? It's to protect you." Birdman said, "Your sister-in-law hired me to follow you. We obviously took pictures but didn't send them to my sister-in-law. Right?"
Isn’t that right? I want money to protect you. If your sister-in-law searches you and finds out that you have private money, it will be difficult. I am here to protect you."
"Stop talking nonsense, you can't escape a beating today. We are all my brothers in this house, I have to beat the shit out of you!" Hu Laosan shouted.
"Hey, Third Master, if you are like this, don't blame me for being merciless." Birdman said, "Look at the wounds on Third Master's face, are they scratched by my sister-in-law? I must have had a quarrel with my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law called the police and was arrested.
Did you come in? Third Master, let me tell you, if I get beaten,
When you get back, I will give your sister-in-law the video of you and the bird spirit, vixen spirit, flying tiger spirit, cypress spirit and so on. When the time comes...hehehe, with the current limelight, if your sister-in-law comes and sues you for cheating in marriage, tsk tsk tsk...
Stop talking about a hundred years in prison."
"You bastard, are you threatening me?!" Hu Laosan cursed.
"Third Master, how dare you, little one?" Birdman said flatteringly, "Tell me, you are destined to meet each other. How did it happen that we two ended up in the detention center together? This is the orangutan's daddy - ape dung.
Ah. Why don’t we get along well and make friends? When someone asks when we go out, let’s
Just saying that we are 'comrades-in-arms' can be considered as sharing the joys and sorrows, right? What do you think? Many friends have many paths. If anything happens to you, Mr. San, let me know and I will do my best. And if my sister-in-law suspects it again,
You, maybe you will hire me, I will definitely help you..."
"You! You! You!" Hu Lao said "you" three times in a row, spat, returned to his bed, and stopped talking.
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"Oh, you scared me to death." The birdman, who was lucky enough to escape, cried out in his heart, "Stupid fox, go back and see how I deal with you!"
There are many people in the detention center, and most of them are brought in by "women" because of housework. However, there are still several other reasons.
"Huh? Rat Five? Are you again...?" Birdman asked a rat monster named Zi Wu, who also came from the Four Fierce Mountains.
"Yeah." Shu Wu nodded.
"How much did you steal this time?" Birdman asked.
"A piece of clothing." Shu Wu replied.
"A piece of clothing? The standard for registering a case in Xianlu Palace is so low now? Can you arrest even a piece of clothing?" Birdman laughed, "How long will the sentence be?"
"At least six hundred years." Shu Wu whispered.
"Hey~! What clothes did you steal? The Jade Emperor's Lingxiao robe? Why did the sentence take so long?!" Birdman asked.
"Sigh~ The clothes are not valuable, mainly because there is a person on the clothes." Shu Wu said.
"I'm going to kidnap you." Birdman said, "Xiao Wu, this is a bit too much. How can you imitate other people's kidnapping? We rat tribe can't do that."
"What can I do?" Zi Wu said, "Huang Tian's people are forcing me to do it even if I don't want to. Oh, it's unlucky. Who told us that we are good at picking locks? We are well-known in the industry and can use coercion and inducement. They have to let me go."
Help open the villa door."
"Huang Tian? It's like their style." Bird Man said, "Who was tied up?"
"The son of the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd, Oxbridge." Rat Five said.
"I'll give it to you, you're so brave!" Birdman said, "I admire you for dare to touch the Jade Emperor's grandson."
"I didn't know at the beginning that I was going to kidnap Niuqiao. If I had known, how could I have dared." Shu Wu regretted, "Fortunately, I didn't succeed, otherwise it would have taken more than six hundred years."
"Where are Huang Tian's people? Were they also arrested?" Birdman asked.
"Hmm." Shu Wu said, "It seems that Master Yuding happened to pass by and restrained them with one move. He didn't even have a chance to self-destruct. Oh, it scared me at the time. If it hadn't been for Master Yuding, even if I hadn't been caught,
Huang Tian's group of bastards can kill me if they blow themselves up."
"What a coincidence?" Birdman smiled, "What a coincidence."
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Taotie Cave.
"Little fox, if you don't take care of yourself at home, why are you here with me?" Grandma Taotie asked coldly, "I'm telling you, if it's a matter of rent, I won't discuss it, and if you don't pay it, I'll chop you off!"
"Hehehehe." Swing said with a smile, "Rent? No, there are still a few days left for the rent. Don't worry. Don't worry, Crow will pay it on time when I go to school. I came here this time because I actually have something to ask my mother-in-law.