I don’t know what day it was today, but I bumped into acquaintances one after another. No, before they returned to the Taotie Tavern, the crow and the little fox saw another one on the street.
"Bang!" The Jade Bird Man raised his foot and kicked Zi Wu, who had a sneaky and sly eyebrow. "Hey! Rat spirit, what are you doing?! You look like a thief."
Na Ziwu was squatting in the corner and looking at the street, but after being hit by a crow, he knelt down directly, attracting the attention of many people around him, but no one paid much attention to it. The laws of the daughter country are very strict, and everyone on other streets
The rules are very strict, but this Taotie Street is relatively relaxed. Loud noises and fights are allowed without any problem. Compared with other places in the city, it is more popular and tacky, so from time to time, some random and strange things happen, and someone suddenly kneels down and collapses.
Not surprising either.
Zi Wu first turned his head and looked at the bird man and the swing behind him. He didn't say anything. Instead, he stood up and looked towards the end of the street, as if he was looking at someone. Unfortunately, he had long since disappeared. The mouse spirit could only withdraw his gaze.
, complained angrily to the two idiots behind him, "Can't you be a little polite? Why are you kicking me? You've ruined my good deeds!"
"Ouch?" The crow and the fox circled around the rat spirit several times with great interest, each curling their lips, "You guys, you are someone who usually doesn't hit back or scold you, why did you suddenly lose your temper today?
Let's guess, is it because..." The two gangsters looked at each other and saw the answer in each other's eyes, "Women!?"
Ziwu was too lazy to talk nonsense with Birdman and his daughter, and walked to the Taotie Tavern on his own, "You two are always so annoying."
"Ouch~ I'm so angry from shame~" The ungrateful and mean Crow and his daughter followed the Mouse Spirit and talked endlessly, deliberately irritating people, "Hey, hey! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Whose house did you like just now?
The girl? Tell me! Tell me~ Let us give you some advice. Don’t tell me you don’t know the girl’s identity. It’s not easy for you to investigate people.”
With two bad friends nearby, Zi Wu was really annoyed and couldn't help it, so he could only say, "There is a girl who suits me better. Her name is Di Yong. Hey, I remembered, you should recognize the swing, right?
She is a classmate!"
"What? It's that guy!" Hearing the name of his former classmate, the little fox curled his lips, "How could you like that guy! That guy is a snobbery and a gold digger, how could you fall in love with her!
?" Zhuqian didn't like the classmate who called himself "Half Guanyin" very much.
"Gold worshiper? Snobbish?" Ziwu looked at the swing, "How qualified are you to criticize others?"
"Uh..." One sentence, just one sentence, left Swing Qian speechless on the spot. Yes, when it comes to money worship and snobbery, who can compare to the little fox. "I... you... she..." The little fox
The girl's face turned red from holding back, she probably wanted to refute or curse, but unfortunately she couldn't say it.
"Hehehehe..." Birdman was very happy to see that his daughter was deflated. He put his arms around Ziwu and said, "As long as you like it, brother, what does worshiping money do? What does it mean to be a snobbery? Isn't it? Wu, come on, come on.
, tell me, how did you know her?"
"It's a coincidence." When a person has someone he likes, he actually wants to talk to outsiders, but he has to pretend that he doesn't want to talk about it. Zi Wudao: "You also know that I am a contractor, and I often have contact with various people.
Various large and small projects, there was an internal bidding for renovation of the Land God in Chentangguan
Yuhai Dam, I went to participate in the bidding, and saw her at the bidding meeting..." Chentangguan is the place where the Li family originated. From time to time, the Li family would bring down some miracles and blessings to the people. Although it was a bit against the rules of heaven, no one
Guan, and the so-called "miracle" is that the Li family asked the local land god to do something good for the people's livelihood.
"What? She also works in engineering?"
"No, she is the project leader representing the Li family." Ziwu said, "She is really a capable woman. Not only is she capable and resourceful, she is neat and eloquent, she is also beautiful, generous, intellectual, and charming.
I like her. I fell in love with her from the first moment I saw her. The most important thing is that she is also a rat spirit. Alas, there are not many rat spirits in the Three Realms."
"You like her mainly because she's pretty, right?" Birdman nudged Ziwu with his elbow, "Don't pretend, they're all men, no one knows who they are."
"Hehehe...yes, the main thing is that she is beautiful." Zi Wu whispered, "She is so white, her skin is so white."
Two stinky men were discussing a certain classmate they didn't like. Swing Qian looked unhappy, but had nothing to say, so he could only pout and follow.
Birdman ignored the swing and continued to discuss with Ziwu in a low voice: "How is it? Have you expressed your feelings to that Diyong?"
"No." Zi Wu said, "I'm afraid she will reject me."
"What are you afraid of!" Bird Man said, "Look at me, I am looking for someone to propose to me every day, what am I afraid of?"
"I'm not as shameless as you. If I were to imitate you, I would probably be single for the rest of my life. Oh, no, I'd be single for several lifetimes."
"..." Yeah~ Ziwu, who used to be submissive in the past, was so "combatant" today that he even made the crow speechless with a few words. The birdman lowered his head and walked dejectedly with his daughter, never mentioning the golden nose again.
The thing about the white-haired rat.
Ziwu didn't feel at all that he had "offended" the crow and fox. He was still happily dreaming about his future with Diyong. However, after taking a few steps, Birdman and Swing jumped up and kicked Ziwu down.
, the two shouted loudly: "Someone is coming! Catch the thief! Someone is coming quickly! Catch the thief quickly!"
When everyone heard "catch the thief", they all gathered around. Everyone was talking and pointing, "He is a thief? Really? Dare you steal things in broad daylight?"
"Of course!" Birdman and Swing framed all the things they stole along the way into the city on Ziwu, "Look, he stole it all! Both the person and the person got the stolen goods! What else is there to say! Oh!
, by the way, he is a rat spirit! Born to steal things!"
"What? Rat spirit? That should be right." Everyone believed the words of the crow and the fox, "You are so brave, you dare to steal in the daughter country, you are too brave, don't you take the deputy city master Wen Zhong into account?
?Hurry, report to the official! Report to the official! Report to the official!”
"What are you doing to the official? Beat him!" Crow and his daughter shouted, "This is Taotie Street, beat him up first and then report to the official." These two guys were afraid that the onlookers would not take action, so they took the initiative to kick the rat on the ground hard.
, "Die! Rat spirit! Die!"
Everyone felt that what Birdman and his daughter said was reasonable. The people of Taotie Street were fierce and tough, so of course they had to be beaten before being sent to official positions. So they gathered around and beat people, and the street soon became lively.
While everyone was surrounding Zi Wu, Bird Man and Swing got out of the crowd and continued walking to the Taotie Tavern carelessly. The father and daughter talked as they walked, "This rat guy deserves a beating!" "Yes, that's right.
Deserve a beating!"
The crow and the fox were happy when suddenly, "Who deserves a beating?" an old man's voice came from beside them, "Little bird, swing, what's going on with the crowd over there?"
"Uh... Uncle Liang? Why are you here?" Crow and Little Fox were a little stunned. They looked at the old man and asked, "When did you come back?"
"Yesterday, I came back with Xiao Wu." Lao Liang said, "Hey, Crow, I want to ask you a question, what's the excitement about the crowd over there? It seems like a thief was caught? Who is it? Who was caught stealing something?
?You are so bold. You dare to steal things on our land. Isn't this a big show in front of Guan Gong? Also, have you seen Ziwu? Why did he disappear in the blink of an eye? He clearly said that he came out to buy some good wine.
Why is it gone?"
"This..." Swing and Birdman rolled their eyes and smiled, "What does catching a thief have to do with us? We don't want to join in the fun. Um... As for Zi Wu, didn't you see it? He didn't see it either.
Are you back? Ouch, I haven’t seen him for a long time, I really miss him~"
Under the deception of the crow and the little fox, Lao Liang followed him towards the Taotie Tavern in a daze.