"Oh, Dad, it's only been a few chapters, and Suhan's image has already collapsed beyond recognition~ It's too different from Azuo's original description of tallness, beauty, and beauty? I thought she was an iceberg beauty?
You have to be noble and elegant, right? He must be the kind of noble person who doesn’t touch the sun with his fingers, doesn’t eat the fireworks of the world, eats cabbage only with cabbage sum, and eats salted duck eggs only with egg yolks. How did he become like this? "
"Hey, hey, what kind of description is 'eating cabbage and only eating cabbage sum'? What is 'eating salted duck eggs and only eating egg yolk'? Is it noble to only eat cabbage sum? Is it elegant to only eat egg yolk? Where did you learn this?
What's the way to describe people? In your opinion, the upper class people have this standard of food every day? Also, why does Su Han have to be an iceberg beauty? Why does she have to be so beautiful?
It can't be like this? Which immortal god in this book is cold and cold? Aren't they all common people who use all kinds of conspiracies and tricks for power and benefit~ The status of the Jade Emperor is not higher than that of Su Han. He is the supreme of the three realms and the emperor of all generations. Isn't that the beginning of the chapter?
Give him a setting where a villain succeeds? This book is not a traditional myth. It seems to be written about gods and gods, but it is actually about the mortal world."
"Oh~ Okay then, let's continue."
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The two "aunts" were sitting on the ice sofa and talking weird things to each other. Birdman and Swing, who couldn't say anything and didn't dare to interrupt, were "listening to cross talk" on the side. Zhizhi, who had just been hiding in the corner, saw that today's "guest" was different from usual
There was no difference, so I simply stopped being so scared and went to the kitchen to cook.
"Tell me, bad woman, what's your plan for coming?" Suhan had just used magic to condense two ice sofas, and Jingwei was sitting on one of them at the moment, but she used some tricks to change the style of the ice sofa.
"The little swing is giving New Year greetings to the chicken - you have no good intentions, you definitely have some ulterior motives!"
"Haha, Guawazi, you are right." Suhan said, "I just have an ulterior motive."
"Ah ha! Let me guess right!" Jingwei was overjoyed, jumped up and pointed at Su Han, "Say! What's the purpose? Tell me quickly!"
"Didn't you say it was an 'ulterior purpose'? How could I tell it?" Su Han said, "How can it be regarded as an 'ulterior purpose' if I tell it?"
"Uh...that makes some sense." Jingwei scratched his head and actually agreed with Suhan's words.
The little fox who was listening to the cross talk whispered to the crow: "Dad? Aunt Jingwei's IQ is not good? She was crushed by Aunt Suhan." The crow replied: "No way, this silly girl has always been like this."
After a while, Jingwei asked: "Forget about the ulterior motives, bad woman, please tell me about the 'ultimate' purpose."
"Is it something you can tell someone?" Suhan touched the jade rabbit in his arms, "Can't you see it?"
"What do you see?" Jingwei was puzzled, "Why, are you showing off that you have something to hold?" This silly girl stopped her magic and pulled the nine-tailed swing into her arms, "I have one too! And I'm a fox.
, specializes in eating your rabbit! Humph!" Jingwei stretched out his hand and stroked the little fox a few times, and suddenly said with some disgust: "Little Swing, have you been losing some hair recently? Look at you, he grabbed a lot of it.
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I'm speechless! I'm completely speechless! Su Han felt so embarrassed that he was so serious with someone with such an IQ. It was so embarrassing. "It's not the difference between a rabbit and a fox. It's the little crow that gave my rabbit a drop of Ao Qing.
Blood essence and blood! Oh my god, you melon boy, you obviously died at the hands of the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea, how come you can’t even sense the breath of your mortal enemy?”
"What! Ao Qing's essence and blood! And it's under the reverse scale!" Jingwei was very dissatisfied and glared at the Jade Bird Man, "Little bird, what's going on? Why did you give such an expensive gift to the apprentice of a bad woman? Oh!
, I know, do you have some unreasonable thoughts about Jade Rabbit? Huh! It must be, you perverted crow! Bah! Scumbag!"
Birdman said: "Hey~! Don't talk nonsense. I am a noble gentleman. I did not give Yutu a gift because of her beauty. It was because I promised Yuchan that I would help Yutu find a supreme golden immortal emperor.
The essence and blood of Long Nilin. Back then, I used the nine precious medicine pills of Yu Chan to save the life of Ao Guang's son Ao Jie. Today, I give Ao Qing's essence and blood to Jade Rabbit.
"The nine knots on the back of Jade Toad are otherworldly holy medicines. Even if they are not as good as Ao Qing's essence and blood, they are extremely precious and not something that should be taken lightly. In order to prevent his words from being exposed, Crow deliberately
He said to Su Han, "Aunt Taiyin, I didn't lie, did I? I definitely didn't want to marry Jade Rabbit, right? I never said that, right?" This guy kept winking.
"This... um, yes, the little crow didn't say 'once' like that." Su Han hesitated for a while, but finally helped the crow to tell his lie. "Jingwei Guawazi, do you have any doubts now?"
"Oh, so that's it." Jingwei nodded, "There is barely a reason. Then I have to congratulate you, bad woman, your apprentice was transformed into the spirit of Yin, and now you have the essence and blood of the emperor dragon, and you are the best in Yin."
The combination of extreme softness and extreme yang and extreme strength, I think my strength will be improved a lot, and I will soon be able to help you to use conspiracy to harm others. Congratulations."
"Haha, Guawazi, you are indeed in the shape of a bird, with a sharp beak and a thorny speech." Suhan said, "Let's not talk about me, but I want to ask you now, what are you doing here? Why, you still want to help.
You want your eldest sister to win over Little Crow to do something? Wasn’t the scandal in Yuanxian Mountain enough?"
"My coming here has nothing to do with you, eldest sister. I'm just here to see the birds and the swing." Jingwei said, "Besides, as I said just now, I'm afraid that you will hurt my silly nephew."
"So, did I hurt him? No, right? In that case, let's go." Suhan said.
"Okay, then I'll go." Jingwei was stupid enough. He stood up and was about to go out, but finally he realized, "That's not right! Even if you don't hurt the little birdie now, I might leave soon!"
Humph, I’m not leaving! If you leave, I’ll leave.”
"Then you have to wait." Suhan said, "I have been in seclusion for many years, and today I finally come to the mortal world. I may have to visit for a few days. Can you afford to wait?"
"Just wait, I'm not in a hurry." Jingwei said, "I rarely visit the mortal world, so I still want to look around." This silly girl was not polite at all. She put down the swing and walked directly into the kitchen. Soon, she was carrying a fish.
He walked out and said provocatively to Suhan: "Bad woman, you seem to have not changed at all after so many years."
, I still don’t want to touch mortal things, even walking on the cold moon carpet. Haha, you are worthy of visiting the mortal world? What a joke, you don’t even dare to eat this mortal fish in my hand, do you?
You are not qualified to visit this thing. You should freeze the Daughter Country, then just take a look and quickly return to the Moon Palace."
Don't look at Jingwei being stupid, he has a low IQ, but this sentence touches Suhan's pain. Yes, the goddess of Taiyin doesn't like to touch the tacky world. When she appears, she will freeze for dozens of miles around, and no one is allowed to do anything.
The mortal demon saw her holy body. "I..." Su Han was speechless.
Seeing Suhan's dilemma, the birdman smiled and said: "Girl, the bright moon is high in the sky nine days away, but it is also sinking in the lake. Mortals can see you when they raise their heads, and they can also see you when they lower their heads. Compared with the dazzling sun that is difficult to look directly at,
You are more kind, gentle and not dazzling; sometimes you are a symbol of harmony, warmth and reunion, and the most perfect existence in every mortal's heart; sometimes you are a symbol of sadness, sadness and bitterness, which can bring out the deepest feelings in mortal hearts. Haha, aunt,
Why bother with such a layer of indifference? Why not put down your body and feel the joys, anger, sorrows and joys of this world down-to-earth? To tell you the truth, I often wonder, is it the joys and sorrows of the world that touch you and make you full of joys and sorrows? Or is it you?
The Shuo Hui Xian Ying infected people, and people had love and hatred? Or, these joys, anger, sorrows, joys and separations are what you gave to the world? Haha, nephew, I think it is better for you to experience the colors of the world for yourself, okay?