Early in the morning, in the Daughter's Kingdom, inside the Autumn Bird Cave.
Different from the past, Birdman and Swing got up earlier today and sat down at the table to eat. It was rare that they didn't make any noise. Of course, it wasn't that they didn't want to make noise, but their bodies just didn't allow it. One of these two fools was beaten by the Taotie Granny.
After a meal, the other one had a fight with nine "selves" and was seriously injured. He was wrapped in gauze and sat in a wheelchair. He couldn't move much and had to be fed by Zhizhi and Huahua even to eat.
"Uh-huh-huh-huh..." After taking a bite of the rice fed by Huahua, Swing said to Birdman, "I said, Dad, you can't do it~ Why haven't you beaten Golden Crow Daddy and the others? Don't you often say that one of them can beat them nine times?"
One? The result...tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s so miserable. I despise you."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Silly girl, if it weren't for her, I would have been pushed to the ground and beaten."
"You blame me~" Jingwei shrugged, "I am originally impartial, but your attitude is too hooligan when you talk, which makes people angry, and then... alas~ I can't help it. As the old saying goes: hooligan
If he does, the whole world will beat him up."
"Bah! I...ahem..." The birdman was about to speak, but Zhizhi roughly poked his mouthful of rice into his mouth, almost choking him to death. The crow opened his mouth to curse, but after thinking about it, he gave it up, "
You'll scold me after you finish your meal." After enduring Zijin Qilin's tone, Birdman said to Jingwei: "You silly girl, you just don't treat me as one of your own, and you don't care about my life or death when you see the nine of them. Humph!"
"How can there be~" Jingwei said, "In my heart, you are all my best nephews~"
"Uh-huh-huh-huh..." The service enjoyed by Swing is much better than that of Birdman. Huahua takes care of it very carefully and tenderly, and carefully feeds the little fox. Swing said to Jingwei: "Auntie
Yeah, since we talked about this today, let’s talk about it carefully. If one day my father Crow and Father Golden Crow fight, who will you help?"
"Well, it's a bit difficult to answer." Jingwei thought for a while and didn't know what to say, so he asked Swing, "What about you? Who are you helping?" Haha, Sha Niu was a rare smart person and threw the problem to others.
"Uh..." Digging a hole for himself, the little fox was stunned, "This..."
"Come on, come on, come on, come on." Jingwei watched the excitement and urged loudly, "Little fox, in your heart, which gangster father is better? Or the nine gentleman fathers?"
"Where is the gentleman dad? They are just nine sanctimonious beasts. Don't forget, nine of them have bad behavior of burning and killing all living beings. The most I can do is act like a hooligan." Birdman scolded Jingwei, but his eyes were fixed on him.
Swing seems to also want to know where his daughter is.
"Well~" Swing Qian hates this. If he had known better, he wouldn't have asked Jingwei this question. "Both sides have advantages, so I have to compare them: the gangster dad's side is poor, stupid and gangster, and can't do anything.
He often fights with me, grabs things from me, and sometimes lies to me... The other fathers are elegant in temperament, talk well, have strong earning power, and can cook many delicious dishes... Oh, in comparison, they are a gangster.
Dad has great advantages."
"What a big deal!!!" Zhizhi, Huahua and Jingwei then said in unison, "What an advantage!"
"Hey~ Look at you, what are you so excited about? Just listen to what my Bingxue, smart, beautiful and lovely daughter has to say~" Birdman was delighted and praised the good choice of swing, "Sure enough, only the person involved can truly appreciate my greatness, hahaha
..." At this moment, Crow only felt that all the injuries on his body no longer hurt, and he had regained the place he lost last night. On the other hand, the nine Golden Crows in Birdman's consciousness squatted on the ground and cried, looking extremely miserable (
funny).
"The most important thing is that the other fathers don't allow me to act like a gangster," said Zhuo Qian, "which I really don't like. How can I not act like a gangster in this world? Huh! Just for this reason, I have to stand on the side of the gangster father!"
"Oh, you are indeed my daughter, awesome!" Birdman was overjoyed, "Don't worry, baby, dad will always support you in your hooligan ways~ Our Qiu Bird Cave gangster combination will be an eternal legend in the three worlds!"
Well, as for the feelings and logic of life between the Yu family and his daughter, well, I’m convinced, Jingwei, Huahua is completely convinced – Zhizhi was convinced many years ago.
"Okay, it's your turn." Swing Qian threw the question to Jingwei again, "Little aunt, it's your turn, which side do you choose?"
"I..." Jingwei turned to look at the rogue birdman, then recalled the days when he was with the Nine Golden Crows countless years ago, and finally said, "I also choose the rogue crow!"
"Huh? Why?" Everyone in the room was puzzled, "You and the Nine Golden Crows have been in a relationship for countless years, why didn't you choose them."
"They are all too smart. When I'm with them, I always think I'm a fool." Jingwei scratched his head and said, "But it's different from the rogue crow. I think the IQ of the little bird and the little fox is about the same as mine.
It's on a fool's level, no pressure. Birds of a feather flock together.
, of course I chose this side, hehe hehe..." In her memory, except for a few Golden Crows, she could fool them when they were young, but when they grew up, she was always scolded and often said to be...
Idiot, otherwise I wouldn't have the title of "silly girl".
It's over, it's completely over, the nine golden crows in the birdman's soul can't wait to commit suicide on the spot. What the hell! Their brains are so good that they are squeezed out! What the hell is this! The nine crows collapsed on the spot.
Birdman is of course very happy, but unfortunately he can't move now, otherwise he would have to do somersaults to celebrate. "I knew justice would be on my side, hahahaha...ahem..." He smiled smugly and squeaked.
Another spoonful of rice was thrown at the crow, filling his mouth so much that he choked and was speechless.
Jingwei put his chin on one arm and said: "Actually, I am also quite confused about the rogue crow and the other nine nephews. Think about it, within the scope of the Three Realms, the death of living things is sometimes not the end.
On the contrary, it is another beginning. New creatures sometimes appear in corpses and souls. Corpses give birth to corpse monsters (郃), and souls give birth to ghost monsters. Among them, ghost monsters are divided into two types. One is the original monster.
The consciousness that comes from the past is transformed into ghosts and immortals. One is a pure new ghost. The former can be regarded as the rebirth and continuation of the 'dead', and the latter is a completely different 'new creature'. Little crow, what do you think?
That kind of thing? You are a new born creature, and you still retain the original nine souls. You..." After thinking for a long time, Jingwei didn't know how to describe it, so he said: "You are like Chuan'er~"
"You are Chuan'er!" Birdman said angrily, "Why are you scolding people!"
"Oops! Dad, you are the one scolding!" Swing, who was eating, suddenly became anxious, "Obviously you said Chuan'er was very good yesterday, why did you say it was scolding again today? You lied to me! You crow spirit lied to me!
"
"Uh..." The crow had forgotten about the little fox, "Hey, hey, don't be excited, don't be excited, Chuan'er is very good, very good. Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I will make more money for you later.
I'll buy you a roast duck, okay? Don't make trouble, good girl." After a few words to appease the silly girl, Birdman said to Jingwei: "I think you shouldn't be confused, but worried."
"What are you worried about?"
"Worried about whether I will kill nine of them in order to monopolize the body and completely complete the new life."