"Jinhua TV, Jinhua TV, welcome to this Three Worlds Youth Games. I am Jade Swing, invited by Cao Zei to host and commentate. Since it is the first time to host such a large-scale event, I am a little nervous.
I hope the young and old men in Golden Flower City will be kind to me.
Be angry and give me some face. I am not afraid to tell you that this girl is not only the commentator, but also the leader of the 108 Ghost Bureau. Have you heard of the famous Qiutiao gangster ghost team in Jinhua City? I am one of the members. If you dare to
If you scold me online, I will put on your shoes from now on."
In the best studio of the Jinhuacheng Main Stadium, the little fox happily sat in the main seat and "talked nonsense" without any stage fright.
Swing said: "Today, in addition to me, I also invited two guests. One is Jingwei, the director of the Department of Reclamation and Land Development of the Ministry of Earth God - the stupid person who always throws stones into the East China Sea. Have you heard of it?
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Jingwei said: "Hey, everyone, I am Jingwei, hehe."
Zhu Qian said: "In addition to Jingwei, I also invited Ao Jie, the crown prince of the East China Sea. You may not have heard of Ao Jie, but do you know his brother Ao Bing? He was skinned and cramped by Nezha..."
"Cough cough cough..." Ao Jie coughed a few times and interrupted the little fox, "Hello everyone, I am Ao Jie, a member of the special task force of the Ministry of Justice."
Shuiqian said: "Hey, hey, I haven't introduced your third brother yet, how can you steal the words? Your third brother back then..."
"Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking." Ao Jie secretly gave some spirit stones to the little fox and secretly begged for mercy.
"Okay, forget it, no more introductions." Swing said, "That's it, let's not talk nonsense and continue to watch the opening ceremony of the sports meeting. Let me take a look at the schedule. Just now, the opening ceremony performance has ended. After that...
It’s athletes entering. This time, in addition to schools from all over the three worlds, many other groups were invited to participate. The number of people is large, far more than in previous years. Hehe, this is the first one, so there is no "previous year", it must be more than previous years, hehe
Hehe, you didn't expect that, did you?" What a cold joke.
"Swings and swings, stop talking and hurry up. The first team of athletes has already entered the stadium." Jingwei urged, "Looking at that temperament, it seems to be a Tianting Middle School team."
"Yes, it is the representative team selected from various middle schools in Tianting." The little fox said, "Because there are so many people in some areas, if there is no limit on the number of people, there will be no opportunities in other areas, so Tianting Middle School, Sanqing Middle School
Middle School, Pure Land Middle School, Feng
Schools affiliated with big forces such as the Capital City Middle School need to form a team and cannot be a single school. As the central area of the Three Realms, the Heavenly Court Team must of course be ranked first. This is understandable. Who would call other athletes to be the gods of the Heavenly Realm?
illegitimate son..."
"Cough cough cough..." Ao Jie coughed loudly and interrupted the little fox again, "Swing, let's talk according to the manuscript Jinhuacheng gave us in advance."
"That's so boring." The little fox said, "Did I say it wrong? Isn't it an illegitimate child? Didn't your special task force of the Ministry of Justice start investigating their affair a long time ago?"
"Pfft~" After Swing said these words, many great gods from all over the Three Realms, especially the Heaven Realm, vomited blood and almost fainted from fright. They wished they could call back their children participating in the competition in Golden Flower City and hide them now. In addition, not long after its establishment,
The ratings of Jinhua TV Station began to skyrocket, and soon surpassed many old TV stations, second only to Sanjie TV Station, which invited Chang'e as a guest, and became one of the most popular channels for live broadcasting of the sports games.
Ao Jie was really helpless, so he gave the little fox a lot of money, "Please, stop talking, Swing, can we just read the manuscript?" This sports meeting is based on unity, but if it is based on the nonsense of the little fox,
, it is estimated that there will be a fight in the three realms before the opening ceremony is over.
"Look at you like that, why don't you let people tell the truth? Oh~~~ I understand, your special team is afraid of public investigation because of the problem of three eyes and big beauty, right?" The little fox smacked a few
He said, "Forget it, forget it,
Let’s not mention it anymore, you fairy girl is too lazy to mention the bad things. Let’s go back to the athletes’ entrance. This time, the flag bearer of the Tianting representative team is the honorary coach of the flying magic weapon figure skating competition... Huh? What?
It's roller skating
Brother? Is he so idle? But that’s right. When it comes to playing the magic weapon of escape, the roller skater is a master. Dear viewers, do you recognize the roller skater? His name is Li Nezha, the third son of King Li Tian.
You are arrogant and overbearing, Xiaoxiao
She did a lot of bastard things when she was young, including but not limited to making trouble in the East China Sea, accidentally killing the Shiji boy, and clashing with King Li Jingtian..." Well, this girl just didn't follow the introduction in the manuscript and started to detail the bastard things that Nezha had done.
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Nezha, who was leading the Tianting team into the field, learned about the live content of Jinhua TV through the magic weapon of headphones. His face turned green, his eyes were like fire, and he stared at the Jinhua TV studio, wishing he could throw the Qiankun Circle over now.
Not only was Nezha's face turned green, but various personnel at the sports meeting and the staff of Jinhua TV Station also had ugly faces. As the swing said, Nezha's bad temper
It is known to all the three worlds that if he gets violent and hurts people, not to mention whether he will hurt people, this sports meeting alone may be directly destroyed. That is Daluo Jinxian, and Jinhua City cannot withstand Nezha's tossing. But it's okay.
, Nezha gritted his teeth and led the Tianting team over without doing anything. Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, the jade swing did not leave everyone with a long time to relax.
"Oh~ Here comes the second team, that is...the Sanqing representative team." Shuqian said, "Speaking of the Sanqing sect, it is more powerful than the Heavenly Court. It is domineering. Relying on the strongest strength of the Three Realms, the Sanqing sect
The boys from the sect dare to do anything, they are not afraid of the laws of heaven and earth, they are very arrogant. The roller skate boy was a top student of the Sanqing sect when he committed the crime. I heard that just yesterday, the Sanqing representative team
One of the members drank too much in Jinhua City and went wild everywhere, knocking down many stalls and beating many people, but no one dared to touch him. Tsk, tsk, tsk, to be honest, Uncle Cao is quite embarrassed. This is the underworld.
, what are we afraid of him on our land?! Cut him! Fuck him! To deal with this kind of second generation immortal, the third generation immortal must be ruthless, pull out their souls and hang them at the city gate to burn them day and night.
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The words of the little fox spread to the Three Realms, and the monsters from all over the Three Realms immediately cheered loudly. The popularity of Jinhua TV Station was soaring that it actually surpassed the Three Realms TV Station. However, correspondingly, the monks in the two secret realms of Penglai Island and Kunlun Mountain
Out of anger, he used various means to ask Jinhuacheng to end the explanation of Jade Swing, but it was of no use. Jinhuacheng pretended not to know anything on the grounds that the network was congested and the signal was poor.
Swing continued to introduce, "The flag bearer of the Sanqing sect team this time is Baihe Tongzi, the honorary coach of the Fubao Escape Competition. Hehe, it's interesting. Everyone knows about the Battle of the Gods, right? Jie Jiao and Chan Jiao have issues with the origins of their followers.
It was so noisy and the fight was so joyful. Although Baihe boy was here to explain the teachings this time, he
It's hatched from eggs, and it has a little connection with Jie Jiao's "furry, horned, egg-laying, hatching" religion. As a flag bearer, he will probably satisfy both religions. Hehe, of course, this girl thinks this is a cover-up, Jie Jiao and Interpretation.
The teacher has to fight morning and night, ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong, fight to the death, and shamelessly..."
The little fox spoke happily in the studio, which made the crows hovering in the sky miserable. Listening to his daughter's nonstop nonsense, the birdman felt like dying, "Girl, girl, you are really going to offend the three realms."
Ah! How can we mess around in the future? Your father and I have enough enemies, can you please stop cheating on me!?"