"Jinhua TV, Jinhua TV, the live broadcast for you now is a free fighting competition without magic. I am the host Jade Swing." There was a scene yesterday. The little fox was criticized by Granny Taotie, saying that she ruined the success of the event.
The little fox felt deeply sorry for the hard work of the sports meeting staff, and stayed quiet the next day. "Today we still invited two guests, one is Master Jingwei, and the other," Swing turned his head and looked at the table.
On the Qiankun Circle, he swallowed subconsciously, "The other one is our most beloved God Nezha of the Santanhaihui. I think you all know the deeds of God Nezha. He was born extraordinary and a genius. He has been a genius since he was a child.
A little hero who hates evil and likes to punish rape and eliminate evil. He once helped Wu Zhou win in the Battle of the Gods and took great credit..." The reason why this fool is honest is only one aspect of Po He's criticism. Nezha's arrival is the reason why he is honest.
The main reason. "Hey, hey, Master Nezha, could you please say hello to the audience?"
"Hello everyone." Nezha said angrily, "I am very happy to be invited to the Golden Flower TV studio today. I heard that Miss Jade Swing's hosting commentary yesterday caused a sensation in the three worlds. I am honored to be here.
I'm so happy. Haha." With the last sound, the Third Prince laughed while staring at the swing. It was very eerie and "friendly".
"Um..." Swing was shocked by Nezha, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only continue the program. "Ahem, there is still one stick of incense before the official start of the game. During this time, we will be watching the live broadcast.
Interact with friends. If the audience has any questions about the game or the two guests, they can call our hotline or leave messages online. The two masters will try their best to answer the audience's questions."
"Ring ring ring..." The phone rang.
"Hello, hello, this is the studio of Jinhua TV Station. I am the host Yu Shuqian. Are you a viewer of this station? Do you want to ask these two great masters any questions?"
"Yes, Swing, I am a stranger to the audience. Sister Yunbei gave me a fake name, Xiao Hongguo." came the voice of "Definitely not" Cherry on the other end of the phone, "I have always been worshiped by the great God Nezha.
Sir, I would like to ask, what fruit does Master Nezha like the most?"
Nezha glanced at the swing and saw her look like "I'll help you arrange to talk to Cherry, please spare my life." He shook his head helplessly and turned to answer the question on the phone, "I like Cherry the best.
"
"How much do you like it?" "Xiao Hongguo" asked on the phone.
"I like it very much." Nezha replied.
"How much do you like it if you like it very much?"
"I just really like it."
"How much do you like it?"
"I just want to be with Cherry every day, every night, and hold Cherry forever..."
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Seeing Nezha chatting heatedly with the "unknown audience", Swing had to interrupt, "Okay, okay, okay." The little fox said, "Master Nezha, it's okay. We know you like to eat cherries, okay.
Okay, don't go too far."
"Then... okay." Nezha and the "unknown audience" whispered at the same time, "Goodbye then." The phone was disconnected.
"Ring ring ring..." Soon, the second call was answered.
The other end of the phone said: "Hello, Xiaoshuqian, I am an ordinary spectator from Taiyin Planet. I would like to ask Master Jingwei a question about another event - the swimming competition: If an accident occurs during the competition and you fall into the water,
, is it better to struggle and flutter and shout for help, or to float on your back in the water? Haha."
The last "haha" was too obvious. The identity of the person on the other end of the phone was about to come out. Such a sharp question caught the swing off guard. She secretly wondered whether Jingwei would be angry because of this. After all, it was related to a disaster she had suffered. However, something happened.
As expected by the little fox...
"Of course you have to lie on your back first, stay calm, and make sure you don't sink before calling for help." Jingwei, a silly girl, didn't realize there was a "problem" in this question, and she answered seriously, "Flapping around blindly won't do, I was like that back then.
I didn’t quite understand this, so I was thrashing and yelling, and soon I lost all my energy, and ended up drowning.”
"..." Silence, complete silence, whether it was the swing in the studio, Nezha, the "ordinary audience" on the other end of the phone, or the audience watching the live broadcast in the three realms, all were silent. "This Jingwei Great Master,
Is she stupid? Or is she innocent? How can she be so serious when faced with such a malicious question? Alas, I can only say that she is stupid and naive."
"Hey? Why don't you speak? Did I say something wrong?" Jingwei asked, "I didn't lie to you. You must stay calm when you fall into the water and don't flop around randomly."
"Okay." The "ordinary audience" on the other end of the phone seemed disappointed and bored, and hung up silently.
"Ring ring ring..." The third call came through.
"Hey, Golden Flower TV Station? I'm from a debt collection agency. Yu Shuqian and her father owe us a lot of money..."
"Ahem..." The little fox hurriedly hung up the phone, "Don't get me wrong, everyone, the 'Jade Swing' just has the same name as me. Let's continue to connect to the next audience.
"Ring ring ring..." The fourth call.
"Hey, I am a victim of the Qiu Niao liar combination, and I want to report it to King Wei..."
"Ring ring ring..." the fifth one.
"Hey, Jade Swing, I finally found you. You and your father didn't pay us for dinner last time..."
"Ring ring ring..."
"Shameless Yu family father and daughter, you bastards..."
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The calls that followed basically centered on the "Yu family". They were either asking for debts or collecting debts. None of them were serious. The little fox had no choice but to answer messages online.
"Hey! An enthusiastic audience wrote a poem for the opening ceremony of our sports meeting." Swing picked an interesting one and read it to everyone, "The colorful mist of the Jade Flower shines on the nine springs, the birds are screaming, and the beasts are joined, and the crowd is full of voices.
The golden flower shines, the Father God creates thousands of things. Women are handsome, men are handsome, men do not like to fall into disgrace, they love laurels, they want to stir up the wind and clouds to dance, their faces are red and their hearts are red and their blood is red! Oh, good, what a poem, it is really good
The poem not only praises the wonderful performance of the opening ceremony, but also makes a sincere evaluation of the efforts of the athletes. Especially the last sentence, it is the passion that makes waves and fully demonstrates the fighting spirit of the athletes. Okay, okay
ah!"
Jingwei looked down at the screen, "Where is it? Where is this poem?"
"Well, then." Swing Qian helped Jingwei find it, "It's the netizen named 'Zangtou Azuo', and he compiled this poem."
"Oh, I saw it." Nezha on the other side smiled, "What a hidden head, hahahaha..."
"What's so funny?" The little fox looked at Nezha and asked, "Brother Roller Skating, what are you laughing at?"
"You're not laughing at anything." Nezha couldn't help laughing, "What a poem, what a poem, what a poem~ This poem not only praises the opening ceremony of the sports meeting and the athletes, but also expresses heartfelt sighs for the two staff members. Not bad, not bad, hehehehe...
…”
Swing glared at the third prince, "Why are you still laughing! What are you laughing at? How funny is that? If I can't beat you, I will definitely beat you!"