On the second morning of the underworld, Swing still felt unconvinced and had to be the host to explain whatever he said and show his face, so he rushed to the city lord's palace to play drums and complain.
"Uncle! Give me another chance, I will never dare to talk nonsense again! Uncle, I was wrong, I will never call you a thief again! I will never ask you to like other people's wives behind your back! Uncle
Yeah, I beg you, give me a chance..."
The little fox knelt on the ground and cried for a long time. Her acting skills exploded, just like the real thing. Anyone who didn't understand the situation would be moved by her. Unfortunately, yesterday's live broadcast had a great impact on the entire Golden Flower City.
There is no one who doesn’t know. Everyone knows Swing and understands the reason why King Wei does not allow her to continue to host the commentary. However, the people are not fools. How can they not know how much good things the little fox has done for the underworld, so everyone also loudly agreed,
Ask Cao Cao to give him another chance.
Yesterday, Cao Cao was cheated on a roast duck by a swing, and Cao Cao felt better for a while, but he was soon bombarded with information from major forces in the three realms all night long. He finally took a break, but he was woken up as soon as he closed his eyes. He suddenly had a headache.
I can't bear it, I feel uncomfortable all over. How could King Wei wish to
Isn’t it really pointless to want to expel the swing? Although the major forces in the three circles did not say it clearly, they all had very obvious hints. If the little fox continues to serve as the host and commentator of the sports meeting, they will find reasons to withdraw their own athletes. In that case, the sports meeting will be completely destroyed.
fail
Cao Cao had no choice but to drive away the swing. However, the crying outside was so loud that the sound penetrated the walls and went straight to King Wei's eardrums, making him dizzy. He secretly thought that she was indeed the daughter of the Jade Bird Man.
I haven't learned my abilities yet. This annoying cry is as loud as a crow's cry. It's really powerful.
Yeah, it can't be done without dealing with it. In the end, he really couldn't stand the cries of the jade swing. At Xun Wenruo's suggestion, Cao Cao gave the little fox a new job - the host of Jinhua City street culture. I guess not many people paid attention to this job.
program should not cause major problems.
"Uncle Cao~ Give me a chance... Ah? Really give me a chance? Host? Street culture? Okay, let's make do with it." He was crying desperately at the first moment, and then returned to his normal expression in the next moment.
The changes in the swing shocked everyone who helped her plead for mercy. The girl looked back at everyone and laughed: "Oh!
Hey, what are you doing? Does it have anything to do with you? Do you need to plead for mercy? Look at you, you are actually crying, hahaha, so stupid! You scumbags, I am so beautiful and smart, I want a girl
Isn’t it easy to host the position? What are you messing around with? Haha, you are really pretentious."
Oh my God, what kind of speech is this? It's so bad! The expression on Jade Swing's face when he spoke was as disgusting as it was super annoying. Many residents of Golden Flower City who had just shared the same feelings with the little fox were so angry that they went into shock on the spot.
, and was sent directly to the ICU of Jinhua Hospital. Some of the remaining people rolled up their arms and sleeves to beat the ungrateful Jade Swing.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The person in charge of accompanying the swing today was Ci Jinwu (No. 2 Jinwu). Seeing the excitement of the crowd, he quickly protected his daughter, "Everyone, please calm down, please calm down. My daughter is young and can't speak.
Everyone, calm down, calm down, calm down."
Under Ci Jinwu's comfort and persuasion, the people finally reluctantly let go of the swing and gradually dispersed. However, the little fox tried to quarrel with everyone, "Come on! Come on! Come and beat me! Come and beat me! No!"
Have you been blackmailed by gangsters? Me
Blackmail you to death! Let you ghosts die again! Come on, come on, hit me, hit me! I am just worried that I can’t find someone to blackmail! Come on, hit me! I will definitely blackmail you.
Go bankrupt! Come on, hit me..."
"Pah!" The little fox was having fun, and Jingwei came over and slapped the head of the swing hard, "Little swing, you are really embarrassed!"
"Oh, little aunt, what are you doing?!" Zhuqian said aggrievedly, "They want to beat me, and it's fine if you don't help me. Why are you helping them?"
"Aren't you looking for a beating? I just want to satisfy you." Jingwei stayed here shamelessly, dragging Swing and Ci Jinwu to the Jinhuacheng TV station to get the live broadcast magic weapon. "Xiao Qing, just now I wanted to beat you with them."
Ci Jinwu asked: "Where were you when you were pretending to cry on the swing just now?"
"I just guessed that the little swing was causing mischief and was hiding on the side because it was embarrassing." Through recent contacts, Jingwei finally understood the virtues of the gangster father and daughter in Qiu Niao Cave. "As expected, I was not disappointed. It was too embarrassing.
"Jingwei knows he is stupid, but at least he has a face. He really can't stand the Yu family and his daughter.
"Didn't I disappoint you?" Swing Qian scratched his head in embarrassment, "I hate it. Don't praise me. I'm just so trustworthy~"
"I'm not praising you!" Ci Jinwu and Jingwei were almost vomiting blood.
Come to the TV station to get the live broadcast magic weapon, Little Fox is the host, Jingwei is the deputy host, Ci Jinwu is the cameraman, and the Jinhuacheng street culture live broadcast begins~
"Hello everyone, I am Jade Swing. Yes, I was the host of yesterday's sports meeting. Because I extorted a lot of money from large companies in the three worlds, the major forces put pressure on Jinhua City and fired me. Humph! Thief Cao is really cowardly.
So cowardly! I despise him!" Swing still didn't change his nonsense and talked all kinds of nonsense to the camera, "Today, we are not hosting the sports meeting commentary.
, leading everyone into the streets of Jinhua City to appreciate the urban style and people's life in the underworld." In fact, this Jinhua City street cultural program is still very important. King Wei hopes that through this sports meeting, the three realms can better
Understand Jinhua City, understand the underworld, and change the negative impression that whenever the underworld is mentioned, there will be mourners everywhere, ghosts crying and wolves howling.
We found the busiest street, and while walking, Swing and Jingwei introduced the surrounding shops.
"Look, everyone, this street is the famous wholesale market in Jinhua City. As the realm with the largest number of living beings, we in the underworld have a large number of skilled workers and have been undertaking various orders from all over the three realms. Correspondingly, as the largest ordinary market in the three realms,
Goods production base, our wholesale trade in the underworld is very developed, gold
This street in Huacheng is dedicated to serving wholesale trade..." Zhuoqian read the manuscript honestly and introduced Jinhuacheng in detail, "In the past, although Fengdu City also had many trade markets, because Fengdu City is part of the Zixiao Palace area,
There are multiple restrictions in terms of settings and regulations, which prevents many businesses from being carried out. At the same time,
At that time, due to the restrictions of the heaven, the market in Fengdu City was not standardized enough, and incidents that harmed buyers and sellers often occurred that could not be resolved, seriously damaging the trust of the three realms in the underworld. Now, as a city dedicated to trade, Jinhua City has inherited and carried forward
various markets in Fengdu City, and made detailed laws
Laws and regulations can completely guarantee the rights and interests of people from all walks of life... The emergence of Jinhua City has alleviated the pressure on Fengdu City in the underworld in various senses, and has achieved the diversion of destiny responsibilities and economic and trade, which not only improves the work efficiency of the underworld and combats economic crimes,
Combat job-related crimes...while ensuring the people's livelihood in the underworld..."
After reading for a long time, the little fox's mouth was almost bald, and he finally ended up at the wholesale market. However, the swing trio just came to another street and found that it was a grain market, and it was a long article.
The little fox, who was a little annoyed, could only ask Jingwei to help him recite. Jingwei, who was very expressive, happily took over the work and read carefully.
After that, there were some "boring" markets, where Jingwei was still reading the manuscript, and Swing was talking nonsensically aside. Until...
"Food court! I like this place! Great! Great! I'm finally at the place I like!" The little fox was so happy that he ran to a stall and picked up a bowl of dumplings just out of the pot to eat.
"Wait a minute." Jingwei said to Swing, "This has not been prepared in advance, how can we introduce it?"
"This is simple. My gangster father and I sold dumplings in Linglong City before, so we know this." The little fox's thoughts were racing, and he suddenly returned to the time when he was chased all over the street by the city guards. "The dumplings that time were so good.
There are all kinds of fillings, and my gangster father and I worked hard to make them ourselves...well, we made them ourselves
I stole it from Taoyuan Secret Realm." Swing Qian clearly remembers that it was the Chinese New Year. Every household in Taohuayuan Secret Realm had made dumplings, but before they could eat them, they were all stolen by her and the crow. The people in Taoyuan Realm were so angry that they chased them away with their dogs, and the two of them risked their lives.
I ran away, and got bitten on the swing's tail several times during the process, but finally I managed to escape.
"It was indeed stolen." Jingwei felt that this was an expected and reasonable situation.
"Little aunt, don't worry about where the dumplings came from. They were delicious anyway. We didn't sell any of them and ate them all ourselves. It gave us both stomachaches until midnight and we vomited several mouthfuls of black blood before they stopped." Swing said, "At that time
By the way, we discussed a simple way to praise different fillings." The little fox opened his mouth and ate a dumpling, "Food is just too salty and bland.
Soft or hard: If it’s salty, we say it’s very tasty, the seasonings are sophisticated, the soup is full, and it’s cooked to perfection; if it’s bland, we say it’s very fresh, which is the original flavor of the ingredients and feels like nature; if it’s soft, it’s
, let’s just say that it melts in the mouth, nourishes the stomach and spleen, and is good for the intestines and stomach; when it is hard, it is very chewy and elastic, and tastes bold and generous.”
"Salty - very tasty, light - original flavor, soft - melts in your mouth, hard - chewy." Jingwei nodded, "Not bad, simple and clear."
"We can continue to expand." Swing said, "If it's burnt, it's called a sufficient fire and the aroma is tangy; if it's undercooked, it's called a light burn, with no high-temperature carcinogens, advocating a healthy life; if it's half-cooked, it's called an external burn.
Tender on the inside, charred on the inside and tender on the outside, or special regional cooking methods to meet different people's preferences..." This girl said a lot at once.
Ci Jinwu, who was in charge of the camera, asked: "Then if it is half-cooked, some places are mushy, some are uncooked, some are salty, some are bland, some layers are hard and some are soft...then what should we say?"
"
"That's it," Swing Qian curled his lips and glanced at his Golden Crow father, "Then don't eat it! Could it be that you have to put your life on the line for a show? Dad No. 2, what's your weird question?
!? Sick~" After glancing at the Golden Crow once, the little fox walked to the next stall.
Jingwei also glanced at Ci Jinwu and walked past him, "I'm sick~"
"Um..." Ci Jinwu's face turned red instantly, "Okay, I am indeed sick, why do I ask such a stupid question."
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There is money to introduce the Jinhuacheng street culture program. Although it is not much, it is enough for the little fox to eat for a while, but this girl started to act bad while eating and did not want to pay.
"Hey, hey, hey! Why do you still need money? We do programs, promotions, and free advertising for you. Why do you still need money?" The confident little fox said to a certain meatball stall owner, "I'll tell you.
, be honest with me, if you dare to ask for my money, I will throw dirty water on you, saying that your food is unhygienic, not delicious, and contains poison. Do you know who I am? A gangster! Are you afraid?"
"No, no, no, no..." The boss didn't dare to mess with the swing, so he could only promise not to pay. "It doesn't matter if your small business is affected, but don't ruin the reputation of Golden Flower City. It's free, free, free."
"Ah ha, look at you, your consciousness is quite high, hehe, it's really good." Swing said, "Don't worry, as long as you give me free, I promise to praise your food." The little girl stood at the stall and ate her food.
Eating desperately, eating in a desperate manner, and eating in a desperate attempt to survive. It is simply a desperate act that scares the old man.
Ban reminded her many times not to be impatient and not to choke to death. After eating for a long time, the little fox was very satisfied, cleared his throat and started to introduce the snacks, "Friends in the audience, pay attention! Pay attention! What you see now is the Golden Flower City Wannian
Time-honored restaurant... Huh? What's the name of your stall?" This idiot didn't even know the name of this stall after eating it for a long time.
The boss said: "Guifen meatballs."
"Gui Fen?" Zhuqian was not satisfied with the name, "Is it your wife's first name?"
"No, my name is Guifen." The thin male boss said, "My wife's name is Yongqiang." Not far away, a tall and thick-set woman was making meatballs with a machine.
"..." The little fox was stunned for a long time, "Okay, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Audience friends, pay attention! Pay attention! What you see now is the long-standing brand in Jinhua City, Guifen Meatball Shop! This restaurant
The Meatball Shop is the most delicious shop in our Golden Flower City. It has a long history and a long inheritance. The owner opened this shop when his ancestors were still monkeys before they evolved into humans. It has been millions of years ago..."
The boss said loudly: "Girl, what are you talking about? My ancestors are not monkeys, I am a human, and my ancestors were created by Nuwa. What is evolution? I haven't heard of it!"
"Why do you talk so much nonsense?! I'm here to help you promote it. Can you stop talking nonsense?! You haven't been beaten by gangsters, have you?! Shut up!" Swing continued to shout, "Friends from the audience, if you come to Jin
Don’t miss Guifen Meatball Shop in Huacheng! Our meatballs are made with excellent ingredients! Excellent production! Exquisite techniques! Infinitely delicious! Our meatballs are all selected from the Tianjie Chou Niu Tribe’s special grade beef and slaughtered by hand...
"
"Oh, my, girl, please don't talk nonsense. We only select Ugly Cow beef. Please stop talking nonsense." The boss was almost scared to death.
"If I say yes, it has to be, and if I don't, it has to be, and you have nothing to do with it." Swing is still talking nonsense to the camera, "The meatballs in our store are purely hand-made, not made by machines, they are meatballs with souls, very suitable for eating by soul-eating monsters.
...The most important thing is that our meatball soup is cheap! Two yuan, two yuan, only two broken spirit stones.
.For two yuan, you can’t buy a loss. For two yuan, you can’t be fooled. A bowl of meatball soup for two yuan will take you to the Paradise. Two yuan is not much, and you can’t buy a house or a car.
, you can’t travel to the Wangchuan River; two yuan is a lot, you can eat with confidence and be satisfied, even if you are reincarnated in the next life, hey, you are still thinking about it
Our Guifen meatballs are so good that we risk our lives to go to the gate of hell ~ two yuan, only two yuan. Audience friends, you go up to Gongming, you go down to Linglong, you can look at the Three Realms and Six Paths, the meatball soup is still our Guifen
This is fine. My meatballs are the most delicious. A bowl of ten meatballs is so fragrant that the Jade Emperor's mouth watered after smelling it, and he walked down to the sky to drink the meat soup.
Yama Luo Qi from the Ten Palaces came to visit, and Emperor Dongyue also came to taste it. The thief Cao was greedy and had no money to eat, so he sold his car, land and house. The old Taoist Sanqingxian in the east and the monk Buddha in the west had enough of the delicacies of the mountains and seas, so they came to drink the broth and lick it
Beside the bowl, there is also the Yaochi Empress, with flowers sprinkled into the meatball soup. Even after one bowl is not enough, I miss Emperor Wa every day..."
When the little fox sang to the Wa Palace, Jingwei and Cijingwei coughed to remind her to pay attention.
"What? Don't say it!? I'll just say it!" Swing was addicted and didn't care about anything. "Emperor Wa had a holy mother who devoted himself to practicing very hard. He drank a bowl of meatball soup and created the human race Taiyin on the spot.
Suhan is my aunt, and she is dating Uncle Donghua, a star of the group. The two of them drink a bowl of soup together, and their hearts are warm and comfortable..."
The little fox spoke so happily in front of the camera that the stall owner was frightened and secretly thought that he had been suffering from blood for eight lifetimes, how could he meet such a nonsense boss. The boss’s wife was also confused and thought to herself: "Oh~ how much have we done?
I’ve been selling it for years, but I didn’t know it was so delicious.”
"Okay, okay, okay." Jingwei felt embarrassed and stopped the swing, telling her to stop talking nonsense, "Swing, you, wait, King Wei will have to expel you again. You have such a mouth.
, there is really no clue at all.”
"Fire me?" Happy Swing suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "No way?"
Why not? Before the live broadcast ended, a call came from the City Lord's Mansion, "Yu Shuqian, shut up! I don't want you to be the host anymore! Get out! Get out! Get out!!!"