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"Benefactor, benefactor, what's wrong with you? The school is right in front of you. What's wrong with you? Why are you panic?" Cherry found that the birdman turned into a crow of true form for some reason, and seemed to be about to run away.
"Why didn't you say that Samsung Cave Middle School is here earlier? Oh my, mom, I have to leave! I have to leave!" The birdman seemed very scared and flew into the sky in a hurry.
"Swoosh!" A big tongue shot out from the school principal's room, accurately tied the escaped birdman, and then, "Sheep..." The tongue kept tying the birdman and smashing it to the ground. Soon, the crow almost fell to death. The tongue was retracted, and a fat man flew out of the school, "Where are you going, birdman?"
"Oh, oh, Mr. Chan, I haven't seen you for a long time? How about you?" The bird man stood up with difficulty and knelt in front of the man, "Hehe, please Mr. Chan."
"Benefactor, principal, you... know each other?" The little girl Cherry was a little unfavorable. Although she could see that there seemed to be something "inappropriate" between the two, she couldn't see it clearly.
"Cherry, what else...ah, then ya, go back to class." The Toad Monster waved his hand, "This crow is my friend. Don't worry, Cherry, I will 'take care of' him well. Well... By the way, then ya, do you know him?"
"I'm not familiar with it, let's just beat him to death." Na Tsu said coldly.
"Haha, I think so." The toad spirit laughed.
"That benefactor, let's go. Since you know the principal, then you are a teacher..." Cherry was pulled away by Naru before he finished speaking.
After Cherry and the thorn left, only the birdman who dared not look up. "Woooooooo!" The crow hugged the toad spirit's thighs, "Mr. Chan, don't blame me, they are all done by swings, really don't blame me. Wuwuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Hmph! What's the use of catching her? You have to hit you!" Master Chan shouted, "Grandma, why did I tell you in advance? That kind of paint is extremely difficult to clean, it can only be done once. You two can do it, what can I do for me! They've become colorful toads! I'd have known to use the original color! Bastard, wasted the statue I've worked so hard to make! That's a body that has been faded for thousands of years. Now it's covered in a mess of paint. How can I put it out to meet people? Look at the center of the school, is there a toad statue missing?!"
"Master Chan, don't blame me. We thought that painting statues and painting houses are the same, but how could we know... Think about it, aren't the walls of the house we painted for you very well?" said the bird man, "We all blame the swing. She insisted on eating roast duck. We fought and accidentally overturned the paint. Then your statue...we thought of covering it with other colors, but the more we covered it, the more messed up, and finally... it was an accident!"
"Birdman, don't lie to me here! I'll ask you, let's forget about paint, what about the nine lumps on the back of my statue!" Master Chan cursed, "That's an extremely precious medicine. Where did you get me?! He even put nine stones in his mother's place, put them on the original position, painted and pretended, grandma's, is that an accident?!"
"Uh..." The birdman was speechless, "That...that...is quite valuable. It's a waste to put it on the statue, right? I think you may not...and anyway, the statue is already a beauty, so we both want to escape, so it's better to let something go before leaving...hehe...hehe..."
"Stop talking nonsense, I finally got you back! I said, how do you want to die!" the toad spirit cursed.
"I want to die!" The birdman loudly reported his long-standing "volunteer".
"Go to you, you're so lustful!" The toad spirit dragged the birdman into the principal's office. "I'll write a letter to Taotie Mountain in a while and ask the swing to redeem people with money, otherwise... Hehe, crow, I'll strip you naked and roast you!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no..." The bird man begged, "Mr. Chan knows, we are not afraid of fire. Isn't it a waste of firewood to roast me? Besides, you don't know the 'feeling' between me and the swing, so she doesn't bother with me. And the little fox is not in Taotie Mountain now. She is going to school and goes to Fuxi No. 1 Middle School. Alas?! Yes, Chan, it's not a three-world middle school competition recently. I guess that stinky girl will definitely participate in the cheerleading team. When I take the opportunity to catch her, I should be able to find a lot of money. Chan, the girl on the swing stole the private money I have treasured for many years. As long as I see her, I will have money to compensate you immediately. OK?"
"..." The toad spirit looked at the birdman with an "unthinkable" expression on his face, "How did you and that girl get along? The father and daughter are actually calculating each other."
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Because of his "familiarity", Birdman successfully (had to) become a teacher (hostage) at Samsung Cave No. 1 Middle School.
"It turns out that this is used to build a school." Birdman smiled, "Swing and I were wondering at the time. How did Mr. Chan build such a large yard?"
"Hmph!" said the toad spirit with a hatred, "I still have the face to say it! Look, the school's central square has been empty. It will take thousands of years for me to 'dissipate' next time. I don't even have a statue. Is it good-looking?!"
"This is not simple." said Niao Ren, "Isn't it good to learn from other schools to put a stone statue? Master Chan, don't worry, leave this matter to me, and I will definitely make a beautiful toad statue for you."
"Go to your grandma, I believe you, I'm stupid!" The Toad Spirit cursed, "Besides, what is the one who puts a stone? Can it match my 'famous' school?!"
"Or what if you want to use fairy stone materials?" asked the birdman.
"Immortal Stone? You're crazy, how much does that cost! I didn't get that much money. 'Raising girls with wealth and raising children in poverty', I'm not a rabbit, I'm very poor!" said the toad spirit.
"Hey? Master Chan forgot? There are quite a lot of bonuses for the Three Realms Middle School Student Confrontation Competition." Birdman smiled wickedly, "As long as you win the championship, you will not only have a bonus, but your reputation will also increase countless times, such as students, money, etc., you said...hehehe..."
"Bah, do you think I don't want to win the championship." Toad said, "But is it possible? I've just been in this broken school for a few years, so how can I compete with other schools? That broken competition, for so many years, except for the two you Taotie Mountain who have won the runner-up, who can beat Tianting No. 1 Middle School? Humph! Those kids are all relatives of various great gods, rich and powerful, and countless magic weapons. How can we win?"
"Hey, Master Chan, except for the disciples of some gods and disciples of the First Gods, most of the children of the No. 1 Middle School are just children of the "ordinary gods" who are not organized, and some illegitimate children who dare not expose them. Their level is average, don't be afraid. Even if there are many magic weapons, you can deal with them with a little means." Birdman smiled, "And, have you forgotten? We have 'that'! That little master of Lotus takes action, let alone an ordinary student of the No. 1 Middle School of Heaven, it would not be easy to get the teacher together."
"Oh! If you don't say it, I'd like to ask." The toad spirit said, "What's going on with him? At first I thought he was here to deal with me for the Jade Emperor. I was going to run away with the bag. Later I found out that it was with Cherry... Didn't he say that he became a sanctified body because of the List of Gods, and he would always have children's thoughts? Why... Well? Judging from the enthusiasm of him and that Cherry, I guess he will have to have children in a few hundred years. Is this a child's thoughts? Isn't it?"
"Then~ we don't know. Maybe the Gods List will be broken." Birdman said casually, "Don't worry about so much, just take action to win the game. Chan Master, as long as he sends Cherry to the competition, he will definitely volunteer. At that time...hehehe, just wait to collect the money. Hahahaha..."
"Hmph! It's a good idea." The toad spirit smiled, "You bad crow, you still have an idea."
"It's just for your blessing." The birdman smiled and said, "By the way, Master Chan, can you arrange me in a better office? You know. I heard that you have many intellectual and gentle beautiful teachers from the Swan clan. Hehe... Master Chan, can you share me with one?"
"People say that toads want to eat swan meat, they are so bold. You are not better than me!" The toad spirit cursed, "Get out, those sexy teachers are mine, it's your turn! Don't you often care about the human race? It just so happens that you have recently recruited a human race teacher, so you can go to that office."
At this moment, a knock on the principal's office sounded, "Principal, are you calling me?"
"Zhang Li, you are here, come on, this is my new teacher, called Birdman, he will be in your office in the future."
Chapter completed!