"Huh? No one? Those two haven't come back from Phoenix Tower yet?" Birdman ran back to Wanshi Cave and found that his home was quiet.
After walking a few steps into the cave, the birdman was suddenly put in a sack, and then he was beaten with sticks. "Smelly crow, tell me! Isn't it a lot of reward for me? Isn't it, isn't it!" Swing and Zhizhizhi said
They were furious. Not long after Birdman left, they found a lot of spiritual stones in Crow's pockets. Only then did Swing know why he was so "generous" when he distributed the money, because this guy had already withheld most of the money. "You."
What a bastard crow, how dare you
Selling inflatable dolls! If you dare to sell a big gold chain, I'll beat you to death!!!" Swing is too angry. She is usually very "frugal". She "plans carefully" every time she goes to the Phoenix Tower and "never" spends money randomly. This one
The crow's behavior made her
Very sad (jealous). "Stinky crow, you are selling a lamp for no purpose. We all have Zhizhi at home, do you need a lamp?!" Zhizhi is a purple gold unicorn with purple flames on its body, and crow
I am the best at fire magic.
"Ah! You stinky girl, have you finished beating me?" the crow escaped from the sack and roared.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, how dare you yell at me!" Swing Qian cried sadly (fake) hurt (pretend), "Oh, oh, oh, oh, how dare you yell at me for a few dollars, you are so disrespectful.
Be filial, I raised you for nothing, you are a white-eyed wolf. Get out, get out, get out!"
"..." Birdman was speechless, "I told you to watch less TV series. Where did you learn this?"
"'Unfilial Son's Sad Mom' has become very popular recently. It's broadcast every afternoon. It's quite interesting." Swing answered.
Wiping the blood on his body, the birdman returned to his room. "These express delivery people are really ignorant. They clearly said that they need to sign for it in person. How could that stinky girl know what I sell? Let me see, tsk tsk tsk, it looks like a flying bird spirit."
The inflatable doll is not bad. This gold chain is also good.
"Admiring his goods, Birdman was very satisfied. This doll was very expensive. He saved it for a long time without telling the swing before he decided to sell it. "Huh? This lamp? I don't remember that I ordered a lamp?" Birdman walked to the hall.
, asked the swing who was watching TV (playing a light mirror): "Where did this light come from?"
"It's delivered by courier." Swing replied without taking his eyes off the TV.
"A piece of cake?" Birdman looked at the lamp and felt nervous.
"No." Swing said, "The doll and the gold chain were delivered by Kunpeng Post, and the lamp was delivered by Wuzhuangguan Express. By the way, Crow, Wuzhuangguan has express delivery service? I remember they only sell fruits.
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"..." Hearing Wuzhuangguan Express, Bird's heart almost broke. Wuzhuangguan is indeed the second largest fruit wholesaler in the Three Realms after Pantaoyuan Company, but in fact all the monsters in the underworld know that they rely on
"Black business" supports the entire company's finances. Wuzhuangguan has a strong backing, they dare to do things that others dare not do, and they can do things that the white Dao bosses can't do. Anything related to Wuzhuangguan is definitely not serious. "This lamp
What's it called?" Birdman really didn't want to hear that name.
"It seems to be called Liuli Yuzhan." Zhuqian said nonchalantly.
"Poof!" Birdman spat out a mouthful of blood. "It's true." In order to enlighten the world's living beings with wisdom, ancestor Hongjun made three bright lamps, which are glazed jade lamps. This is a super artifact, although it is of no use to a single living being.
But it is definitely an important thing and has a lot of symbolic meaning. How could this thing just fall into Birdman's hands? Needless to say, he would be in big trouble. No wonder Yang Jian said there was a lot of excitement at home.
"Wuzhuangguan Express, there is your package, come and get it!" Birdman was so frightened that his liver trembled, and a dull voice came from outside the door. Wuzhuangguan Express is very arrogant. It only delivers things, regardless of whether it is accepted or not.
, deliver it to the address and leave.
The crow walked to the door, found the package, and opened it gently. Inside was a video recorder (monitor). Close the door, carefully open the monitor, and wait for the image.
"Hey, such high-end stuff, who gave it to me?" Swing ate potato chips, came to Birdman, and asked curiously.
The birdman pouted and stared at the swing without replying.
The monitor slowly opened, and a blurry figure appeared inside, "I think you have received the glazed jade lamp, and you have to deliver it to Leiyin Temple within ten days, otherwise... Huh! Remember, don't mess with this matter.
Say, otherwise... Huh! Someone will pay you after the mission is over. This video will be destroyed within ten seconds, so you can take care of yourself." After the video ended, there was a "bang" and the monitor exploded.
"I know who sent it." Birdman collapsed on the ground, helpless.
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The Heavenly Curtain General's Mansion.
"General, are we just going to endure this? When have we ever been insulted like this? We must take revenge." A heavenly soldier said angrily to the rolling curtain.
"Humph, what else can be done?!" Juanlian gritted his teeth and said, "He is the leader of the first special forces in the Three Realms. Do I dare to play with him? He is protected by the original Tianzun above and supported by the Meishan brothers below. I don't care.
What? You don’t even think about it, he even looks down on the Jade Emperor and dares to contradict him face to face, who is he afraid of? Do I dare to take revenge?" The roller curtain is naturally talking about Yang Jian. Although he is about to be the marshal of the Tianting navy, he still
With self-awareness, Yang Jian is definitely not something a small character like him can mess with.
"No, General." Knowing that he said something wrong, the Heavenly Soldier quickly explained, "I'm talking about that crow monster."
"Well, that's right. If it weren't for that smelly crow, I wouldn't have suffered this humiliation. Go check it out and find out what the monster's background is and where he lives. I have to kill him!" said the rolling curtain general.
"General, I have already checked." Tianbing said, "That birdman has no background at all. He is just a little monster. He seems to know Jin Chanzi, a disciple of Sakyamuni Buddha in the West. He probably knows that if he messes with you, General, these days
He is dragging his whole family to the west."
"Run? Bastard, can he run?" General Shutter said, "Take someone with you and let's chase him!"
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On the way to the west, Birdman felt uncomfortable. This lamp would definitely be broken by the roller curtain. The problem was how to get him and the swing out of trouble. Wuzhuang Temple would not admit that they gave this lamp to Birdman. If the Jade Emperor
Because the roller shutter was demoted, he got angry with the two birdmen and arrested them for stealing super artifacts. It is estimated that the crow will become a crow.
"Hey, Crow Dad, what are you thinking about? Why do you think someone is going to die at home?" Swing scolded.
"You still have the nerve to say that if you hadn't looked after the house, I would have come out to fight for my life?" Birdman said, "How much trouble have you caused me recently?! No one has died in my house, but there may be one soon.
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"Stinky crow, you dare to scold me! Zhizhi, beat him up!" The swing teamed up with Zhizhi and started a fight with Birdman.
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High in the sky, Yang Jian and his men looked at the three "people" below, speechless. "How on earth do such people survive until now?"
"Zhenjun, Emperor Donghua's people are nearby, but I can't find them." Roaring Sky Dog said.
"Don't worry, right away. They will jump out when the curtain roller comes." Yang Jian said, "Haha, this matter is much more interesting than fighting with that monkey."