"Master Toad, here you go." Birdman took out a bag of spiritual stones coolly, "It's a small compensation for your statue."
"Oh?" Toad looked suspicious, "Where did you get it? Did you steal it?"
"What are you talking about? Am I a thief?" Crow raised his head and raised his head and said loudly.
At this time, a student ran over, bowed to the toad spirit, and then said fiercely to the birdman: "Teacher Crow, I'm telling you, don't buy the wrong goods, or see how we deal with you!" Sanxing Cave No. 1 Middle School
Basically every class has one or two people participating in the competition between middle school students in the Three Realms
Sai, only Birdman’s class has no one. The reason, haha, is related to Purple Tiger. Because of this, the students can only ask Birdman to help buy things on Gongming Island, "Teacher Crow, remember, go
You can buy it from the Sijiling Smuggling Shop in Central, Gongming Island. It’s cheaper there, do you know?”
"I know, I know, young master, you go back and tell the other young masters that I will 'treasure' the money you gave me and spend it. Master, go back." Birdman said with a smile.
"Then I'm leaving!" Since the elite students were away competing, the school was on holiday during this period, and the young man couldn't wait to go home and play with his "brothers", so he ran away.
"Birdman, you bastard!" Actuarial Toad knew where he got his money, "You actually defrauded students of their money! You bastard!"
"Hey? Can't you?" Crow didn't care about being scolded at all, "I said Master Toad, do you want it? Don't forget it, but our account can be settled."
"Asshole, you are the teacher I recruited and you cheated me out of money. If word gets out, no one will come to my school!" the toad spirit cursed, "do you know how much money I spent to build this middle school!"
"Master Toad, they are all gangsters on the street. Who doesn't know who is who? Don't lie to me. How much is your shabby school worth? I heard that those four who dare not go out will give you a lot of discounts. You
It didn’t cost much at all." Birdman said.
"That won't work!" said the toad spirit, "return the money quickly, or I will eat you!"
"Uh..." Birdman immediately became timid, "Master Toad, look at you, why are you like this? You have forgotten that as long as we win the competition, we will still have a lot of money..." Crow fudged.
"But..." Toad Spirit still wanted to say, but when he saw Zhang Li coming over, he smiled and asked, "Teacher Zhang, you haven't left yet."
"Well, I'll be leaving in a moment." Zhang Li had something to do and asked for leave from participating in the competition. "Principal, I want to say a few words to Mr. Birdman."
"Okay, Teacher Zhang, you guys go ahead and I'm leaving." The toad spirit left with a smile.
"Is it?! You want it!?" Birdman stood there, staring at Zhang Li with big eyes, "Oh! Great, finally...ah! Lili, don't worry, I will be very gentle...
...Ah...Lili, don't worry, it doesn't matter if you have a son or a daughter, I like them all...The surname of your children can be whatever you want, the surname of your children is Zhang...
The marriage is up to you, I won’t interfere... Lili, what’s wrong with you, are you at the end of your life? Don’t worry, you go first, I will go with you immediately... Judge, I want to be husband and wife with Lili for the rest of my life...
..." Wu Wu fell into delusion, and his mind had already begun to think about his and Zhang Li's shocking love affair that lasted for decades.
"Ahem." Zhang Li interrupted the crow's fantasy, "Teacher Birdman, you're overthinking. I'm not here... not the one who promised me my life."
"Ah? No. Alas~ What a pity. I have already started to design the scene of our sixth life worshiping heaven and earth before entering the bridal chamber. What a pity." Crow was very disappointed.
"..." Zhang Li really wouldn't want to talk to Birdman if he didn't have to, "I just want to talk to you about Siyou and Sijiang."
"Si~You~? Si~Jiang? Who is it?" Crow asked, "Your relative? I've never heard of it."
"..." Zhang Li was speechless, "Teacher Birdman, these are the two children you gave me!"
"Uh..." Crow kept scratching his head, and after burning a stick of incense, he finally said, "Oh! So it's those two guys. What's wrong, are they awake?"
"I woke up. I woke up after eating what you sent me by post." Zhang Li said, "But they have been ignoring me. No matter how much I talk to them, they don't reply. They seem to be afraid of me. Not just afraid of me, but what about them?
I’m scared of everything, even ordinary cats and dogs. I don’t know what to do?”
"Oh, you ask me about this, how do I know?" Birdman now looks like a scumbag who abandoned his wife, "It's up to you anyway, I don't care how you love me."
"You!" Zhang Li said angrily, "How could you do this!"
"That's it, what can you do to me?!" Bird Man said, "Yes, where are the two brats? They're not still in the mountains of Longhu Mountain, are they?"
"Of course not." Zhang Li said, "I have rented an apartment in Shiwandashan, and they are there."
"Rent an apartment? In Shiwandashan?" Birdman looked at Zhang Li mischievously, "What? What did you hear? Want to know about that monster's father? Hehe, then you are looking for the wrong person, your father is not here.
.You need to look for it in a place like the Ten Thousand Monsters Forest and the Sea of Demons."
"Mr. Birdman, please don't talk nonsense. I just... don't want to know him." It was obvious that Zhang Li didn't mean what he said. "I just... just... feel that I am half of the demon clan.
We should have more contact with the demon clan. Also, I hope that the human race and the demon clan can be harmonious..."
"Okay! Stop talking! I understand what you are going to say next." Birdman covered Zhang Li's mouth with his magic power, "Huh? I just discovered why you human race guys like to discuss lofty ideals and so on.
As for the human race and the demon race, you little girl is qualified to film
Are you talking about the relationship between big clans? You have high vision but low hand! Tell me about you, oh let me go, how much you hated the demon clan before, but in the end, just because you knew your life experience, your attitude changed 180 degrees. Let me tell you, Miss Zhang, what are your human clan’s three views?
Isn’t it too fragile and too easy to change?”
"I..." The words were rude or not, what the birdman said left Zhang Li speechless.
"Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to hear what you have to say, unless you agree with me." Crow said, "Those two children, just be like that, as long as they don't die. This person has feelings after being in contact with them the most.
, now that they are ignoring you, they may fall in love with each other in the future. As for you, don’t tell me what ideals the demon race and human race have in the future, tell those two children, you
They are the same kind, half human and half demon. Let’s work together to build a future together, hahahaha... Oh, by the way, if those two kids cause trouble, you can go to Mr. Toad to solve the problem. In this hundred thousand mountains, except for those few
The half-dead big monster, no one else dares not to give face to Master Toad, and they can deal with it with him. Even if the half-dead monster comes out, he probably won’t dare to offend Master Toad."
"Teacher Birdman, why are you talking as if you will never come here in the future?" Zhang Li asked.
"I'm coming again? Haha, are you kidding me? That's crazy!" Crow touched the money in his arms, "I'm not coming. When the competition is over, and I divide some money, I'll run away! I'm not coming here.
A place where birds don’t poop. Hahahaha..."
Not getting any useful answers, Zhang Li sighed repeatedly and left in disappointment. The future was uncertain, and she, a little girl, really didn't have the confidence to withstand the pressure of life. But, who could help her?
"Mr. Yu, we are ready to leave." Yuan Yin Zihu came over and said to the crow cautiously.
"Let's go? Okay, okay." Birdman bent down and said politely, "Master Tiger, I heard that Master Toad will hand over all the money to you this time. Hehe, I depend on you for food."
"..." The crow's attitude made Yuan Yin Zihu unable to react for a while. He thought to himself, "Yesterday you wanted to kill me and cut me down. Why do you have this kind of virtue today? Is this the same person?"
"Hehehehe..." Birdman walked up to Zihu and gently cleaned his clothes, "Master Tiger, can you tell me how much money Master Toad has allocated? Is it sinking? Otherwise, I can help you carry it.
?”
"Um..." Yuan Yin Zihu was a little confused, "You can take it with you? Okay~"
"no!"
Just one throw away, Zihu had already taken out the money bag, and the crow immediately caught it, "Bang", the toad spirit's tongue shot out like a cannonball, instantly knocking the birdman away, "Son of a bitch"
, how dare you lie to me after you lied to the students!"
"This...that...I...he..." Zihu suddenly felt that the world "outside" was so complicated.