Before reaching the central city of Ten Thousand Demons Forest, Swing suddenly noticed something and pointed at somewhere below and shouted.
"Daddy, daddy! Look, look, look! What is Brother Bat doing! Look."
Following what the little fox was pointing, we could see a group of people with well-equipped filming equipment preparing to do something. Among them, Hua Xiong was sitting in front of the monitor and camera, commanding everyone to go about their business.
"Oh? Does this idiot really want to be a director and make a movie?" Birdman turned over and landed, jumped directly from mid-air, and kicked the unprepared Flower Bear to lie down, "Hey! Silly Bear, you agreed to call us for filming.
,How come your words don’t mean anything?!”
The flower bear was kicked for no reason, but he was not angry. He turned to look at the crow and the others, "Ah, Birdman, and the swing girl, long time no see!" After the guy greeted him warmly, he continued, "You misunderstood.
I'm not filming, I'm... uh..." The giant panda wanted to find a reason to send away his bad actor with extremely poor acting skills, but he didn't have any good words for a while, "I said I was sleepwalking, do you believe it?"
"You think we are stupid!" Swing said, "Brother Bat, that's not interesting enough. We have such a good relationship, why don't you invite us when filming?"
"This is my first film, I..." The meaning is obvious, that is, Hua Xiong attaches great importance to his first directorial work and does not want to invite two "wastes" to make trouble. "Birdman, I'll treat you to lunch, let's go
Walk……"
"I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going..." Birdman and Swing decided to film a movie today, and they had to be the protagonists. One of them summoned the black gun... Oh, no, it was the Xuanhuoyun smoke gun, and the other summoned the phantom.
Shui Yue Sword threatened Hua Xiong, "If you don't let us be the protagonists today, you will be our lunch!"
There was no choice. Faced with the powerful evil forces, Hua Xiong had no choice but to give in, but still had to argue a few words, "I have already chosen the male and female protagonists. You have no place. Why don't you play passerby A and passerby B?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Swing Qi, who usually has a good attitude towards Hua Xiong, was acting very arrogantly today, "Who cares whether you chose the leading role or not, I want to be the heroine anyway."
"Okay, okay, okay." Having said that, there is nothing much to talk about. I can only play with the crow and the little fox for a while, and the heroine hasn't arrived yet, so I will let the two fools make trouble for now, which is very interesting anyway.
Xian. Huaxiong called the staff to take their places, cast a spell to set up a scene, and asked Birdman and the swing to try out the scene first, "What I want to shoot is Qingqing."
In the spring idol drama, let’s take a look at the first encounter between the male and female protagonists: Early in the morning, the male and female protagonists, who had previously gone to different junior high schools, and did not know each other, came out of their homes and rushed to the same high school to attend the opening ceremony; because they got up late, the two of them were very
Urgent, we accidentally bumped into each other at the street corner, resulting in an encounter... Birdman, swing, are you ready?"
The crow and the little fox stood at the corresponding positions and nodded, "Ready... ready... ready!"
The two idiots were obviously not ready, but Hua Xiong didn't bother to care and shouted: "A!"
As the camera started shooting, the bird man and the swing set ran towards the street corner at the same time according to the script. In fact, the crow and the little fox used to film a lot. Although they were not the protagonists, they were not even supporting roles. They were just passers-by, but after all, they had some basics.
Yes, it should be
With some experience, it would not be difficult to act out such a simple plot. However, today, the two of them were as stiff as two pieces of wood. After taking a few steps, "Bah!" "Bah!" before they reached the corner, they tripped themselves.
He knocked himself down and fell directly to the ground, his face covered in blood.
"..." Hua Xiong was speechless, "That's it? That's it and you still have to be the protagonist? You can't even run, but you still act?"
"Hey! Stop, stop! Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!" The two idiots stood up and shouted, "I have never been a protagonist before, so I am a little excited. Do it again, let's do it again!" The crow and the little fox returned to the scene again.
Location.
"Do you need to wipe the blood?"
"No, no, no, no! Let's start again."
"Okay, then, A!"
Birdman and Swing started running again. This time they were still very stiff, but at least they didn't fall. They came to the corner smoothly, bumped into each other and fell down.
"It's okay." Hua Xiong, who was looking at the monitor screen, urged, "Come on, come on, say something! Say something!"
"Words? What words?" After a collision, the crow and the little fox had already forgotten all the lines they had finally memorized. The two people lying on the ground looked at me and I looked at you, looking at each other in a stalemate for a long time.
Finally, they said in unison, "Pay up! You hit me! Pay up! Don't even think about leaving until you pay up!"
"..." Everyone present, whether it was the camera crew or other personnel, were all stunned. They never dreamed that Birdman and Swing could shout this.
"It's not 'compensation'!" Hua Xiong, who has always had a good temper, got angry and scolded loudly, "You are acting! You are acting! It's not a showdown! What kind of money should be compensated?! Why don't you just say 'compensate'!"
"Playing porcelain is acting." Birdman and Swing actually had the nerve to defend themselves, "Playing porcelain is acting. How can you play porcelain if you don't act?"
"Are you going to act?! Are you going to act? If you don't act, leave quickly!" Hua Xiong let out all the anger he had suffered from the crow and the little fox over the years and scolded them, "Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up!"
Get up and start again!”
"Don't be angry~don't be angry~don't be angry~" Birdman and the swing returned to the starting position with their heads lowered, "Let's do it again, let's do it again..."
Then, let's do it again. Unfortunately, it still doesn't work. The two idiots either wrestled or forgot their lyrics. From time to time, they made some slanderous remarks and even got into a fight. None of them succeeded. It was obviously just the simplest scene. The two of them
I was surprised that it couldn't be done. However, Huaxiong was actually happy - secretly happy, because this was the only way he could scold the Yu family and his daughter as he pleased. It was so enjoyable that it wished the two of them could continue to act.
In the end, the scarred Birdman and Swing gave in, completely convinced, and admitted that they did not have the talent to play the leading role and chose to give up.
"Sister Swing and Brother Birdman are not going to play anymore? Come on, Little Green Riding Hood!" After the two fools, Little Green Riding Hood, the third fool, volunteered to be the heroine. As for the male lead, "Brother Big Tiger, come on!"
.”
Hua Xiong didn't stop them, and arranged for people to prepare for Little Green Riding Hood and Hu Dahua. It was still the scene of "encounter on the street corner".
"A!"
When the photography started, Dahua was in the same situation as a bird and a man on a swing. He was very nervous, walking more cautiously and not daring to run fast, but the little green hat was very relaxed. "Whoa~" came to the corner of the street with a thunderbolt, and Lehehe stood there.
Waiting for the big flower to "bump" over, "Oh, big tiger brother, hurry up, the little green hat is already here, hehe. Come on, big tiger brother, come and bump into the little green hat, little green hat
I’m really looking forward to it.”
"This... no, no, no, no..." Hua Xiong covered his forehead angrily, "You have to arrive together and bump into each other."
Nothing, just start over.
"A!"
The second time, the little green hat and the tiger flower tried to run at a normal speed, and barely reached the corner of the street at the same time. Then, "Bang!!!" the tiger flower hit the little green hat, and the strong tiger flower was shaken.
Without shaking, the short green hat flew out with a "swish", very fast!
"Oops!" No one expected that Hu Dahua's impact force was so huge. The little green hat was like a cannon ejected from the chamber. If it fell to the ground, it would be seriously injured.
Tiger Flower was also startled, and quickly warned, "Little Green Sister, be careful!" Fearing that his friend would be injured, Tiger Spirit opened his eyes wide, raised his paws and used his secret technique, "Flowers in bloom!"
Sooner or later, as the spell was cast, thousands of flowers grew from the ground in the blink of an eye, and soon gathered into a pile. The little green hat just fell into the flowers and was not injured. "Oh! It's so exciting! And the little green hat
It's as exciting as I thought!" The little girl popped her head out of the flowers, and ran back to the big tiger flower with a head full of flowers, "Brother Big Tiger, come on, come on, bump it again, the little green hat likes it so much.
Let’s reshoot it again, okay?”
Okay? Not good! The staff at the shooting site breathed a sigh of relief and gritted their teeth. They didn’t want to continue anymore. Everyone was so tired. What kind of things did they encounter today? Not a single one was worried. They were either fools or reckless people.
Both infuriating and scary.
Hua Xiong patted his heart and said in a low voice: "It's okay, okay, this little girl is Yaochi's favorite immortal. If she gets hurt here, Master Xuanniao will have to kill me."
Just when the filming scene was noisy and chaotic, a girl suddenly ran over from a distance and shouted in a crying voice, "Oh! Director, I'm sorry! I'm late! Give me another chance! Please don't fire me, let me
Play the leading role! Director, please!"
The birdman lying on the ground turned around and looked around, his blood boiling, "Oh! What a beautiful girl!"