"Girl, why are you holding me back? Let me hit that old magpie." "Why do you hit someone?" "Because... um... because... I'm embarrassed to say it." "You have the nerve to hit me.
"I'm sorry to say that." "It's because... because he doesn't marry his daughter to someone else~" "Why should I marry a gangster like you? It's so hard for me to raise a daughter, how wonderful it would be to marry a young master from the God Clan, why?
I have to give you this gangster." "It's annoying, girl, why don't you speak for me? Your elbows are always turned out." "Turn out? What's wrong? Believe it or not, I'll turn in and beat you to death! You idiot.
Crow, you finally met Magpie King and you didn’t even extort money, so you insist on beating him, idiot! Beat you to death, beat you to death, beat you to death for being useless!” “I’m sorry, sorry, sorry, my daughter, dad was wrong.
"
In the parking lot of the White Tiger Hotel, the swing loudly scolded the birdman, the tiger threatened the duckling, and only the little green hat survived.
"Dahua, you unloyal scumbag, I love you so much. I brought you here this time to find you a female tiger mate from the White Tiger clan, but you actually think that we look ugly when we eat! Bah! I really want to
Slap you! Also, you are very courageous. You dare to act arrogantly in the territory of the White Tiger Clan. You don’t understand the White Tigers.
Is the White Tiger clan overbearing? Aren't you afraid that the tiger dares to kill you directly? Why is this Ten Thousand Monster Forest very calm and orderly even though it is a gathering area for the demon clan? Isn't it because the White Tiger clan is ruthless enough and will kill anyone who dares to violate their rules?
, why are you so brave, how dare you show off your momentum here, aren't you afraid of death?!"
"Little duck, your performance today is not good either. That mandarin duck bullied you, why are you crying in a hurry? You scolded her, scolded her with your mouth! You scolded her for being picky! There's no point in crying. Don't you have it?
Is she half a duck? She must have a powerful mouth, right?! Scold her, scold her hard
, Crying is useless! Your Swan Clan is clean, even if you have some misdeeds, it is definitely better than the Yuanyang Clan. Why don’t you open your mouth and scold her? If she dares to hit you, just scratch her! Fight with her! Anyway, you are a loser.
What kind of little wild duck is she? Why are you afraid of her? It will only make you lose face! What are you afraid of!"
The three birdmen knew that they had done something wrong, but they did not dare to argue with the swing. They could only listen to the scolding with their lips pursed, not daring to say a word in reply.
The little green hats on the side were wandering around the Hunyuan Feizhou, "oh oh oh", as if they liked this magic weapon very much, "Sister Swing, the little green hat has rested, let's go for a ride again?"
The little fox had been training the three birdmen for a long time. She said she was tired. When she heard the little cuckold calling her, she nodded, "Okay, let's go for a ride." The girl opened the cab door and started to drive.
"Hey! Stop!" Birdman, Big Flower and Little Duck stopped in unison, "Swing (sister), we are wrong, don't 'kill' us, please spare our lives." Taking the little fox's car is basically the same as being tortured, except
No one wants to experience the little green hat a second time.
"As for that?" Swing insisted on driving, "I'll go slower this time, okay? Come on, come on, get in the car quickly."
The three culprits looked at each other and saw that they had no choice but to "risk their lives to accompany the madman." Birdman said: "Swing, please drive slowly, put it in low gear, and lightly step on the accelerator, okay? This is the central area of Ten Thousand Monsters Forest.
There is a speed limit, let’s be careful and don’t get punished.”
"Okay, okay." Swing was a little impatient, but he still drove slowly according to Birdman's instructions.
The dilapidated vehicle merged smoothly into the traffic flow. The little fox performed well this time, without too many bumps, shakes, quick stops, and quick walks. Of course, "not too much" and "none" have two different meanings.
"Little duck, are you still angry?" The little fox sensed that Tian Xiaoya was in a good mood and comforted him, "Why bother caring about what that mandarin duck said? We are not familiar with her and don't expect her to live a good life, so we don't need to care about what she says.
.”
Tian Xiaoya said: "I don't care, but... I don't know why I cried. For such a long time, I didn't cry even if I didn't have enough to eat and starved. But today, when she scolded me, I couldn't bear it."
Stop crying, I can’t stop my tears. Swing, I’m sorry for causing you to be scolded.”
"It doesn't count as being scolded. I am a fox, and I am your 'fox friend', hahaha..." Swing Qian smiled, "You are very stressed and nervous because of family affairs, and you have to keep any sadness in your heart.
, now that my parents and family are finally free, they relax all of a sudden, and the tears will flow out naturally. Haha, it’s nothing, just throw the bitter tears to the ground, and we will only keep happiness in our hearts from now on."
"Yes." Tian Xiaoya promised, "Thank you for swinging. Meeting you is truly the greatest happiness of my life."
Birdman interjected: "Little duck, um... we have known each other for several days. What do you think of me? How about you marry me?"
"Get out! You're everywhere!" Swing slapped the birdman in the passenger seat with his tail. "How can a little duck fall in love with a gangster like you? Dahua, you..."
"Hey~ Sister Shuqian, don't talk nonsense about me. I only have beauty in my heart, and I can't tolerate anyone else." Hu Weiwei quickly expressed his feelings, "But Xiaoya and I really get along very well, so we decided to become sworn brothers."
Brother and sister.”
"Mei Jiang! Mei Jiang! Mei Jiang! Dahua, why are you so worthless that you can't forget that Mei Jiang? I'll kill you, believe it or not?!" If he hadn't been busy driving, the little fox would have smashed it with two golden dragon-head hammers.
Hu scowled, "You are so worthless! Why don't you forget that Mei Jiang?! Wouldn't it be better for me to arrange for some tigresses from the White Tiger clan?"
"No, I just like Mei Jiang." Hu Weiwei, who has a gentle personality but has a stubborn temper, is really helpless. "Even if Mei Jiang likes Si You and will never pay attention to me, I will always like her."
"You, you, you!" Swing was so angry that he couldn't stand it anymore and turned around to hit him.
Birdman quickly comforted the swing, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's not argue with that useless stupid tiger. Drive well, drive well."
The little fox glared at Tiger Weiwei and continued to turn around and drive. "That's it. Little duck, since you and Dahua have no feelings, what do you think of my dad? Marry my dad? Be my adoptive mother, okay?"
"Ah~?" Tian Xiaoya's face turned red instantly, "This... this... this is not good~"
"Why is it bad?" Birdman shouted, "Am I bad? How good I am! We are both birds, so we are facing each other!"
"Um..." Tian Xiaoya whispered, "Although I have the blood of a wild duck, I have always wanted to find a noble bird as a companion. Mr. Yu..."
Birdman asked: "What's wrong with me? Am I not noble? I think I'm okay~"
Tian Xiaoya didn't say anything. He only glanced at Crow and told him to experience it for himself. If nothing else, no one could tell that Crow was noble in his behavior at the reception today. Whether he was eating or not, whether he was standing or not, whether he was sitting down or not.
He didn't even sit down, and his eyes straightened when he saw the girl. He looked like a gangster among gangsters.
"Alas~" Swing Qian sighed, "It's really frustrating. There's nothing I can do about my father. He can't even deceive such an ignorant little girl who just walked out of school. But what should I do? When will my father get married?
Wife? I’m worried to death.”
"Swing, you can't give up. You have to keep helping dad find it. You can't give up."
"Okay, okay, I won't give up~"
"Swing, what's your tone? You can't give up, dad~"
"Okay, okay~"
"Swing, don't be like this~"
"Stop talking nonsense! If you keep talking nonsense I'll beat you up! Shut up, I'm looking for a place to play, so shut up."