The little birdman’s father has started eating. The monks are not good at practicing. Most of them are internal deficiencies. They use the Crow Brand elixir to treat internal deficiencies. It does not contain sugar. It is a time-honored brand passed down from ancient times...
It's been a long time since I've been to Gongming Island. Birdman misses the days when he and Swing were selling counterfeit medicine here. "It's fulfilling, happy, and meaningful. It's the pride of life." Having said that, Crow has a few half-broken golden elixirs in his hand.
, it should look good. Although it is broken, the effect is probably "strong" and it will definitely "support the sky". "Who should I buy it for?"
As the Three Worlds Middle School Competition approaches, there are more and more students from the inner circle of Gongming Island. Unlike Sanxingdong No. 1 Middle School, the other schools participating here have the right to arrange for ordinary students to watch the competition. In other words, all teachers and students of the school can attend the competition together.
Come and play. There are naturally a lot of students here.
"Tickets are on sale, tickets are on sale, third-class seats for the finals of the competition, do you want them? They're cheap, they're cheap." Not far from the Huangdi Hotel in the inner ring, where the name of the store cannot be disclosed, a man dressed in heavy black clothes
The little girl wrapped up in her body shouted to buy tickets. Judging from the thickness of the tickets in her hand, she seemed to have a lot of them.
"Dali Pills, Dali Pills, Xiangtiantian Dali Pills, take this Dali Pill of mine and you can go up for nine days without any effort, Dali Pill, Dali Pill, Dali Pill, does anyone want Dali Pill?" Birdman thought, "Female scalper"
"Something looked familiar. I "thought" for a while, and then I figured it out. I imitated the little girl's appearance, transformed into another appearance, and cautiously, slowly approached the female ticket seller. His current appearance is absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely...
...Absolutely no recognition of him. "Girl, do you want Dali Pill?"
"Stinky crow, you want to deceive me!" The little swing tail that bought the ticket swung at the birdman's face, "You, you want to deceive me?! How many years have I raised you, don't you know what you did?"
"Uh..." Birdman was so embarrassed. He raised his arms and hugged the little fox and ran away.
"Crow, what are you doing? Didn't you watch me buy a ticket?" Swing shouted, struggling and cursing, "Are you robbing money?!"
"Shhhhhhh... girl, there's a good deal, let's work together." When they came to a deserted place, the two took off their disguises, and Birdman said, "Look!"
"What the hell is this?" Birdman had a few broken pills in his hand, which smelled very good. "What? You know you're wrong, so you come to please me? Give me the elixir?"
"You little fox, you obviously stole my money, how can it be my fault?!" Birdman said.
"You stole my money first!"
"You stole it first!"
"You first!"
"You first!"
Daily war!
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"Tell me, how to cooperate?" Swing carefully arranged the shape of his head and combed his nine tails a little.
"Sell the medicine to Red Boy!" The birdman put the feathers scattered on the ground back on himself, then took out a few pieces of cotton gauze to cover the bleeding wound on his head.
"Sell it to him?" Zhuqian thought about it, "It's not suitable. You don't even know the effect of this medicine. If something happens to you if you sell it to him, the Bull Demon King will..."
"Don't worry, don't worry, I will sell medicine in front of the Bull Demon King." Birdman said, "When something happens, the Bull Demon King won't be able to blame me."
"Is it okay?" Swing said doubtfully, "The Bull Demon King is not an ordinary fool. He has a lot of knowledge. What is the use of your medicine? Will he buy it?"
"One pill will refresh your mind, two pills will never fatigue you, and three pills will make you immortal!" Birdman said with a smile. (From Love Apartment)
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"Daddy, where are we going?" Honghaier was very happy. He had already bought three snack shops today.
"Where are you going?" The Bull Demon King was in a bit of a dilemma. His pocket was already full, and if he bought more, he would have to be carried on his back. That would be too uncharacteristic of the Demon King.
The big monster and the little monster were walking on Gongming Island Commercial Street. Hong Boy suddenly smelled a fragrance. He ignored the rules of Gongming Island and used his magic to fly up to find the source of the fragrance. "Ah? It's the swing girl!"
What's going on? Why is she being hugged by a man!" The young man was furious. In Fuxi No. 1 Middle School, the red boy tried every possible means to please the swing but only received a few words of praise. Unexpectedly, a strange man actually... "Oh, dad, you are here.
Wait, I’ll go over and take a look!”
"..." The Bull Demon King was speechless. Nowadays, children mature too early. They are jealous at such a young age, and they hug and hug each other in public. It's not like when he was in love, and his love was very pure. He didn't have sex with Princess Iron Fan until he got married. 481011192905 "
"Love, love" is so "pure" before marriage, and I don't dare to hold hands at ordinary times.
Red Boy ran to the swing and the strange man angrily and asked, "Who are you?! What are you doing!"
"Who am I? Who else should I ask you?" said the man transformed from Birdman.
"I am Red Boy! King Holy Infant!" When the young man said this, the people around him immediately backed away. It has to be said that the Flame Mountain is definitely the top force on the road in the Three Realms today. Everyone can't hide from it, and no one dares to offend it.
"King Holy Infant? I haven't heard of it. Why, are you okay? Didn't you see me and my smart, pretty, lively, cute... beautiful girlfriend going shopping? Are you okay?" Birdman said in a disgusting way.
"You!" Indeed, no matter how powerful you are, you can't control someone's love affairs. Honghai'er asked the swing, "Miss, why are you...what do you like about him?"
"I," said the swinger, who was close to Birdman's shoulder, looking pitiful, his eyebrows slightly wrinkled, his autumn water blurry, "I have some diseases that require special pills to treat. This young master can provide rare medicinal stones, so I will naturally
Love him."
"This..." Honghai'er was furious, "What kind of medicine do you have? Sell it to me! I'll give it to Miss Swing for free!"
"Selling it to you? Can you afford it? My medicine is very valuable!" Bird Heart rejoiced. "This fool is so easy to deceive. I can't bear it."
"Dad, come here quickly! I want to buy something!" Red Boy shouted.
"Come here, come here." The Bull Demon King had long seen the "game" between the swing and the birdman, but in order not to hurt his son's young heart, he could only... "What kind of medicine? Let me take a look. I also have a medicine factory at home.
See if it can be produced, take it out and have a look."
"Just take a look." Birdman took out a bag, opened the button lightly, and the aroma immediately filled his nostrils, "Let's take a look. By the way, I know what I have, so don't try to steal it."
The Bull Demon King looked into the bag and almost got angry. It was filled with deodorant pills for women. Although they were very expensive, one spiritual stone could buy a lot of them, so he was too lazy to steal them. "How much?"
The birdman didn't say anything, but stretched out five fingers, which meant "fifty spiritual stones."
"What, five hundred immortal stones, boy, how dare you play tricks on me?!" The Bull Demon King was furious, "Fifty immortal stones at most."
"Fifty yuan? And it's fairy stone?" Birdman's heart was pounding and his lips began to turn white. "He's so damn rich. The gangster is really rich!"
"Dad, five hundred yuan is five hundred yuan, give it to him quickly, I want the little sister to hug me too!" Hong Hai'er shouted.
"Uh... Okay." There was nothing to do. The Bull Demon King only had one son, and he tightened his grip. He gritted his teeth and took out a large bag of fairy stones from his pocket. He was about to hand it to the birdman, but he found that the crow was already lying on the ground and spitting white blood.
foam.
"What a shame." The little fox cursed in his heart, "You just took away five hundred fairy stones? Tsk, tsk, tsk, you stupid son was raised for nothing!" Swing grabbed the fairy stone and said, "Just give it to me."
"Little sister, come on, come on, hold me in your arms and I'll give you the medicine, okay?" Hong Boy's face was filled with anticipation.
"Ahem! Classmates, please respect yourself." Swing, who was still weak just now, coughed twice, immediately raised his chest and raised his head, pulled the birdman on the ground by his hair and left, "I'm healed, I don't need any medicine anymore."
"You! This! Me!" Honghai'er was confused, "This... wuwuwu... Dad, the little sister is ignoring me, wuwuwu..."
"..." The Bull Demon King was speechless.
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The "victim" and his son returned to the Moyun Hot Spring Center on Gongming Island and saw two women standing at the door, faintly confronting each other. The Bull Demon King trembled all over and walked politely to one of the more mature women, "Mrs.
, why are you here?"
"Huh! Can't I come?!" Princess Iron Fan glanced at the other woman, "You old man, you actually told an outsider the hot spring recipe and helped her open a shop. Don't you want to live anymore?!"
"I..." The Bull Demon King quietly waved his hand, signaling the other woman to leave quickly.
"Huh!" Princess Jade Face burst into tears when she saw "her man" being useless, and ran away angrily.
"Hey, luckily, we didn't start a fight." The Bull Demon King was very happy and said to Princess Iron Fan, "Madam, don't be angry, she is my sister, and I helped her because I thought she was pitiful..."
"How dare you talk nonsense!" Princess Iron Fan moved her hand to reveal a banana fan, "You want to talk nonsense again? Are you really your sister? How dare you lie to me?!"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
"You still know you are wrong, you old cow, look at you, how much you have changed, you don't love me at all now... (One billion words omitted)" Princess Iron Fan took the Bull Demon King by his ears and pulled him into the back room of the hot spring center.
, "Before we got married, we always talked sweetly, but now? Do you think I'm always too old? I'm not pretty, right... (One billion words omitted)"
"Madam, you misunderstand me. How can I not love you? Look, I just bought a lot of high-end deodorant elixirs for you." The Bull Demon King offered the elixir he had just sold, "This is top-notch. It cost me five hundred dollars."
Where is the Immortal Stone? If you don’t believe me, just ask our child. Just for you, madam. Madam, Niu Niu loves fanning the most."
"You! Don't talk nonsense. My son is still here." Princess Iron Fan blushed. "Son, what's wrong with you? Why do you seem unhappy?"
"Mom, when will love come to me?" Red Boy sighed.
"Lin~? Fortunately?" Princess Iron Fan glared at the Bull Demon King, "Look at you, fooling around with that fox, your son has learned bad things!"
"Alas~" Honghai'er sighed again, not wanting to speak.
Due to Red Boy's "special status" and the need to "grow naturally", Princess Iron Fan seldom educates her, so she is not prepared to ask what happened. She gently opened the deodorant pill given by her husband and looked at it, "It seems very ordinary?"
"I had doubts in my heart, so I didn't say anything for the time being, and looked carefully again, "Huh? This is?!" Princess Iron Fan made a "crash" and poured all the elixirs in the bag on the table.
"It's over, the secret is revealed." The Bull Demon King was shocked.
"Old Niu, where did you get it? Tell me quickly!" Princess Iron Fan asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry, madam, I lied to you. This is just an ordinary body deodorant. Wuwuwu... Madam, I was wrong. I was also deceived. I didn't mean to deceive the madam. Wuwuwu... Madam, don't
Can you hit me?" The Bull Demon King burst into tears.
"Stupid cow, don't interrupt, look at these broken ones!" Princess Iron Fan swept the complete pills to the ground, leaving only a few incomplete ones, "This! Could it be!"
"This!" The Bull Demon King finally saw those inconspicuous pieces of broken medicine, opened his eyes wide, and said blankly, "Five hundred immortal stones, a huge profit!"