When he woke up in the morning, Emperor Wu Zhao felt groggy and his brain was particularly uncomfortable. "I had a strange dream." He thought he would forget the strange dream soon, but in the end, this "strange dream" lingered in his mind, making the queen never forget it.
If he had any doubts, Wu Zhao ordered someone to call him
Several prime ministers came and asked them to interpret their dreams. "My dear friends," the empress said, "last night I dreamed of talking to a parrot. Suddenly I saw a nine-tailed fox attacking the parrot. The parrot's wings were injured and it was difficult to fly. Finally, it screamed
Catch the fox. What is the interpretation of this dream?"
Di Renjie said: "Your Majesty's surname is 'Wu', I think the parrot represents your Majesty; the injured wings, I think it refers to the King of Luling and the Prime Minister. When the mother was young, she protected her son, just like the female bird uses her wings to protect her offspring from wind and rain."
, now that the son has grown up, he is naturally the wing to protect his mother and take off her mother's wings.
out of trouble; the fox with nine tails, I believe, means that there are cunning villains in the government and the public who want to harm the two Highnesses, and then harm Your Majesty. Among them, 'nine' is an extreme number, indicating that the person who harmed the two Highnesses is of high status. Your Majesty, you
If you want to revive your wings and fly again and avoid being killed, you only need to revive your two highnesses."
The empress was shocked and doubtful, "This...can't Sansi's baby take over my position? Can't he protect me from the wind and rain?"
Di Renjie added: "Emperor Taizong worked hard, charged into battle, and went through all kinds of dangers before he pacified the world and passed it on to his descendants. The late emperor entrusted the two highnesses to your majesty, but your majesty abandoned his own son and instead gave the world to him.
Outsiders? Your Majesty, how does the relationship between aunt and nephew compare to that of mother and son? Your Majesty makes your son a prince, and he will be able to enjoy the ancestral temple and receive incense forever. If you make a nephew... I must be honest, I have never heard of anyone enshrining an aunt in the ancestral temple?"
Wu Zhao didn't like Di Renjie's words very much and said: "This is my family matter, you should not interfere."
Di Renjie said: "The whole world is the land of the king, and the shores of the land are the ministers of the king. The affairs of the world are all your majesty's family affairs, and all the ministers in the world are your majesty's family members. Your majesty's family affairs are also the affairs of the world. As prime minister, I should share your majesty's worries."
"You!" The empress secretly said that Di Renjie didn't know what was good or bad, but she also felt that what he said was reasonable, so she asked him to step aside and discuss the matter of establishing the heir later.
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God is in the sky.
"Tsk tsk tsk, look at how eloquent she is, she can tell all kinds of strange things." Swing Qian looked down on Di Renjie a little bit, "The parrot represents the empress? The wings represent the two sons? The fox represents the cunning villain? That's not it.
Are you talking nonsense? This fox is scolded for doing good deeds, what is this?"
"Help! Sister Fox! Spare me! Don't eat it!" In the hands of the swing, a parrot struggled vigorously and tried to escape. Unfortunately, its efforts were completely useless and it could not escape the sharp claws of the swing. "
Sister Fox, we have no grievances, please spare me! I don’t taste good! Sister Fox, please spare me..."
"Shut up!" The little fox clutched the parrot, "You are so noisy! If you make any more noise, I will eat you!"
"Sister Fox! Spare the little one!" The parrot shouted, "The little one is really not delicious! Spare the little one! Help! Master Bodhi, save me..."
The blue bird on the side stared at the parrot with murderous eyes, "How brave! You dare to harm the empress, you really don't know whether to live or die!" As he spoke, the master was about to snatch the bird from the swing.
Birdman dodged and stood in front of the swing, "Hey, Master, what are you going to do?"
"Of course, bring it back to Yaochi Immortal Palace and ask the empress and Sister Xuannio to examine it in person!" Qingniao said, "Jade Bird, what are you going to do?! Why are you stopping me?"
The crow said: "Master, you have also seen that my daughter has taken a fancy to this bird and wants to eat it. You can't snatch the food from the child's mouth."
"What do you mean?" Qingniao asked, "This thing has nothing to do with you, right? Why are you protecting him?"
The birdman said: "Great God, we Ming people will not tell secrets. I will use this guy to find Patriarch Bodhi."
"Hmph." Blue Bird sneered, "Little bird, you are indeed looking for that guy too."
"Everyone is looking for it, why can't I look for it?" Bird Man said, "There are not many people in the world who have seen Patriarch Bodhi. I am not qualified to ask those giant immortals and giant gods. It is not easy to find one. No matter what I say, I can't." Let it go. Great God, tell me carefully, Yaochi's desire to find the Bodhi Patriarch is not very urgent, right? Why don't you give me this thing, and I will return the fairy stone you just gave." The crow casually threw out the bag that the blue bird had given them before.
"No." Qingniao refused to accept the fairy stone and shook his head in refusal, "I'm going to settle on this thing."
The crow and the blue bird didn't want to give in to each other, so they secretly gathered their magic skills. Suddenly, the situation changed, thunder and lightning roared, and the atmosphere became a little dangerous. At this time, the God of Ten Thousand Flowers escaped from the heaven, stopped next to the blue bird, and whispered a few words to the blue bird. After hearing this, he nodded, gathered his momentum, and seemed to have given up on the fight for the parrot.
"Okay! Jade Bird Man, I'll give you this parrot." Blue Bird said, "But remember, you owe us a favor this time."
"Hey~ Why? You don't owe any favors. I got this bird in exchange for money, even though you didn't ask for money." The birdman acted like a rogue and refused to admit it.
The blue bird didn't care about the crow's nonsense, and left the capital of gods with Wanhua and returned to the heaven. It seemed that the Queen Mother had made a major decision and needed to rearrange the tasks of all the fairies. The blue bird was the general of Yaochi, so he definitely couldn't be absent. As for the Queen Mother, she needed to rearrange the tasks of all the fairies. The Jade Bird Man, his daughter, and the Queen Mother thought that they had no guts to harass the Human Emperor, and told the Yaochi fairies not to pay attention to the two hooligans.
Not to mention the fairies who returned to heaven, let’s just talk about the Yu family and their daughter who came to the wilds near the divine capital.
"Oops! Sister Fox! Please let me go! I really don't taste good." The parrot never stopped calling, which was very annoying. "Sister Fox, I'm thin and poor, I don't taste good, please let me go!" Sister Fox, please spare my life..."
"Shut up!" Swing said, "I have never eaten intelligent creatures. If you want to survive, you just need to prove that you can reach human intelligence. Well, let's do this. I'll test you with a few brain teasers. If you can, Come on, I will let you go."
"Okay, Sister Fox, you can take the test. You can take the test as you like." The parrot said, "I am the son of the phoenix. When I break out of my shell, my intelligence exceeds that of a mortal. You can take the test as you like."
"Roast whatever you want?" Swing Qian was overjoyed. He licked his tongue and put it on the fire to roast the parrot.
"Oops! Sister Fox! What are you doing!" The parrot was shocked, "Sister Fox! Aren't you trying to test your intelligence? Why... Oh! I know, you want to 'roast' me, not ' Take the test! Oh, sister, what kind of words are you talking about? It’s so deceptive! Spare your life! Spare your life..."
Birdman also felt that the swing was playing tricks, "Girl, you are bullying the bird too much. You should ask it seriously some brain teasers that even three-year-olds know."
"Four-year-olds are fine," the parrot said loudly in order to survive, "five-year-olds are no problem!"
"Okay!" Swing nodded, "In that case, let's have an intelligence test. Listen to the questions! Say, under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?"
"..." The noisy parrot suddenly fell silent when he heard the swing test question, "Sister Fox, is your question too old? Who doesn't know? If you make a mistake, one plus one does not equal three.
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"Oh, that's the right answer." Swing said, "Hey, I'll give you a simple 'taste' first, then it will be difficult. There are seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are there in total?"
Well, when this question came out, even Birdman was silent, "Girl, have you only seen the sketch of "The Immortal on the Rock"? What era are these ancient questions?"
Zhu Qian did not deny it, "Yes, I often watch the classic skits by Master Oishi."
The parrot replied: "Eight monkeys, or two monkeys."
"Correct!" Swing said, "Not bad, it seems to be a bit smart, but the last question is my own creation, please listen carefully. It is said that in ancient times, when the sun was shining at noon, ten crows were burning in the sky, and there was Yi.
The god bends his bow and shoots an arrow at the sun, and shoots out two Golden Crows every hour. The Golden Crows have the ability to heal themselves, and one is restored every hour. So, how many Golden Crows are there in the sky six hours later?"
"This... doesn't seem to be a brainteaser, but a water injection and release problem in primary school arithmetic." The parrot thought for a moment and replied, "shoot out two every hour, and the golden crow will recover one every hour, which means that every time
There is one less Golden Crow in the hour, so six hours later, there will still be... and... there will be four more Golden Crows in the sky!" This bird's IQ is also average, and it can count half a day with its paws open after ten minus four.
"Hey hey hey, you guessed wrong!" The trick succeeded, and Swing was overjoyed, "Little parrot, it seems you are destined to be eaten by me!"
"Isn't it right?" Birdman was puzzled, "It should be four golden crows, right? Swing, it's not wrong, right? You can't bully others just because you haven't gone to elementary school, right?"
"Idiot!" Swing raised his hand and hit his father on the back of the head. "I started shooting at noon. Six hours later, it's midnight. There are no golden crows left! I went home early for dinner! So there should be no one at all!"
"Oh~ It's really a brain teaser~ It has nothing to do with arithmetic~"
The crow and the parrot suddenly realized, and then the parrot suddenly shouted,
"Spare your life! Sister Fox! Spare your life! Don't eat me! Spare your life..."