"Oh! I'm so angry! I'm so angry!" Birdman and Swing stomped their feet and scolded the underworld for plotting against them. "It's not our turn to do good things, but we do all the bad things! They even play porcelain with us, and Wang Fa
Is there any natural law?" The most irritating part is that when people succeed, "We are gangsters! No need to lose face?! How can you bully us in our professional field?! How can we still hang out in the gangster world in the future?
!It’s so irritating…”
It was useless for the father and daughter to curse, because there was no one nearby, or rather, there were no ghosts. Originally, the ghosts were hiding from the crows and little foxes. This would be even more exaggerated. No one within a few hundred feet dared to approach them, and they allowed them to scold them.
No one could hear me either. So...
"It's all your fault!"
"It's your fault!"
"It's your fault!"
"It's your fault!"
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After three or five sentences, the two idiots who were complaining about each other started to fight. The fight was so fierce, they pulled out their hair and pinched their ears, and they used as many tricks as possible, and it was ridiculous to watch... No, it was "shocking" to watch.
After fighting for half an hour, the crow and the little fox were not finished yet. At this moment, a big ghost came over and pulled the two away.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting, stop fighting." The big ghost said, "Mr. Yu, Miss Yu, please stop fighting."
Bird Man and Swing turned to look at the big ghost, "Zhong Kui! You have to judge us!"
That's right, the big ghost causing the fight is a very special ghost in the underworld - Zhong Kui. "Comment on the truth? Comment on what reason?"
"What else can I say? Of course it's your underworld who bullied us both because we are mentally retarded!" Birdman angrily recounted the story of Black and White Wuchang teaming up with the judges and ghosts to plot against the two of them, "...Zhong Kui, are you?
The people in charge of the rules in the underworld have to deal with them, right!?"
"Um..." Zhong Kui looked confused and did not answer directly, but asked instead, "Let's not talk about the problems of the ghost judges. I would like to ask why the two of you started fighting?"
"We? We're venting our anger!" Swing said, "They've all run away. We have no place to vent our anger, so we have to look for each other! What, is there a problem?"
"Uh..." Zhong Kui was stunned, stunned by the unique way of thinking of the Yu family and his daughter, "Wow, what you said makes sense."
"What makes sense and doesn't make sense? Now we want to settle the score with you!" Bird Man said, "Zhong Kui, just tell me that you don't care about this matter?! You are bullying people in the underworld, can't we just let it go?"
"You definitely can't bully others, but..." Zhong Kui hesitated, "All of you colleagues in the Underworld are elites in the law, so you won't bully others without any reason."
Seeing the ghost's erratic eyes and his guilty look, Bird Man and Swing looked with contempt on their faces, "Tsk tsk tsk, Zhong Kui~ You are degenerate~ When did you learn how officials protect each other? Tsk tsk tsk, it's so disappointing. I didn't expect you to be like this.
People like this can also fall~ I thought we were the only ones who would fall~"
"Hahaha..." Zhong Kui watched the two top masters in the underworld keep complaining, but they did not refuse "that task". He couldn't help but be moved. Without them in the underworld, many things would be difficult to do. They are really two good people.
"Let's go..." The big ghost patted the crow's shoulder and invited them to eat, "The nearby canteen is good, let's go and try it together."
"You pay?" the little fox asked.
"Of course." Zhong Kui said with a smile, "You can order whatever you want today, and I will pay for it."
"That's great!" When they heard that they could eat and drink for free, the two gangsters immediately became happy, "Your Majesty, you are so interesting!" According to their level, Crow and Little Fox are temporary workers, so naturally they are not as high as Zhong Kui.
It was appropriate to call him "Sir", but I was too angry just now and didn't care about etiquette, so I just called him by his first name.
The three people soon arrived at a ghost restaurant in Fengdu City. Birdman and Swing walked to the food selection window and said loudly: "Come on, bring us some good food! The most expensive kind! Today we decided to die.
Here!" Their worthless appearance was really embarrassing, and made many of the diners laugh at them.
After ordering the food, the three of them sat at a table, poured a few glasses of wine, and chatted while eating and drinking. As soon as they drank the wine, the originally calm mood of the crow immediately began to surge again, and he poured out his bitterness to Zhong Kui loudly.
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"Ouch~" Birdman pouted in pain, but did not dare to mess with the swing anymore, "I have a daughter, my life is much happier, but my life is not that good either, I still don't have enough to eat or wear, and I have to be beaten all the time.
The gluttonous old monster bullies me, wuwuwu... The gluttonous old monster is the worst, she actually asks me for rent! She knows clearly that my pocket is cleaner than my face, but she actually
Then he asked me for rent! Is there any justice? What a bully! Wuwuwu..." Regarding this paragraph, the crow cursed for a long time, "...Brother Zhong Kui, I can tolerate the above experiences, but recently...
Recently...wuwuwu..." As if remembering something too sad, Birdman covered his mouth and cried loudly, his face turned red from holding it in, and he looked as ugly as he could.
The crow probably said "I can't do it anymore" and couldn't communicate anymore. Fortunately, the other side of the swing was full and could talk, "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhong Kui, my father has encountered something uncomfortable recently and his mood is not stable.
Please forgive me."
"It's okay, it's okay." Zhong Kui said with a smile, "Mr. Yu is a sweetheart, I understand."
"What a sweetheart, he's just a guy with excessive emotions." Too lazy to pay attention to his father who wiped his tears with his tail, Swing said to Zhong Kui, "Master Zhong Kui... eh? Can I call you brother from now on?"
"Okay." Zhong Kui said, "I'm very lucky."
"Okay." The little fox said with a smile, "Brother, you seem to look a little different this time than before. You are less stiff and more soft. You are not as angry and stubborn as in the past. You are very stable."
Zhong Kui said: "Really? Maybe. In the past, I was really angry and didn't know how to adapt. I loved to fight head-on. I was even proud of myself that I would rather bend than bend. As a result, I often failed to accomplish anything and ended up with bruises all over my body. But since I met you two, I refer to you two
I was deeply impressed by his style of doing things, so I changed my attitude. I still remember when I met Mr. Yu for the first time, he said that when you are not strong enough to change everything, you have to endure humiliation.
It is also a strategy to keep the green hills without worrying about having firewood and not to be able to hit a rock with an egg. If you are too attached to the rules and are too tough, you may not achieve your goal and will harm yourself. Now when I do things, I do it if I can, and if I can't, I will do it.
If you really can't do it, you can only put it down temporarily, keep the difficulty in your heart silently, and deal with it when the time is right." The change of this ghost is a bit like Zhang Shi of the special team.
"That's good, but you must not forget your original intention." Shuqian said, "You can't imitate those bureaucratic ghosts and ghosts, or live in a state of solitude, not seeking to make progress, or do evil things that are harmful to nature and profit for the sake of future and profit."
"Of course." Zhong Kui said, "I have never forgotten my responsibilities."
"It's great." The little fox said, "It's great to have a god like you in the underworld."
"Ashamed, ashamed, Miss Yu is over praised." Zhong Kui said, "Actually, having two people in the underworld is the greatest luck."
"That's for sure!" Zhuoqian was not modest at all, and he happily accepted Zhong Kui's praise, "This Zhuoqian has superb mystical methods, full of virtues, and is a rare and handsome monk in the world. If he can do ghost work in the underworld, you can steal it."
Have fun!" At this point, the little fox suddenly became excited and said to himself: "Last time I was bragging, Uncle Yan threw Di Renjie's problem to me; this time I was bragging, Brother Hei and Brother Bai gave me Wu
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Leave it to me - then," Swing opened his eyes wide and glared at Zhong Kui, "Hey! You ugly ghost! Tell me, do you want to plot against me too!? Tell me!" After shouting, the little fox felt aggrieved again.
He begged: "Brother, I beg you, can you find someone else to trap you? Why are you playing tricks on the two of us! Even if we have low intelligence, you don't lead such a bully! Brother, don't harm us.
Okay? Please!”
"Hahaha..." Zhong Kui laughed at the chaotic swing, "Miss Yu, don't think too much, I'm really not here to plot against you, hahaha..."
"Isn't it?" Zhuqian didn't believe it, "Then what did you do here? Don't tell us that you specially invited us to dinner. You hell are all stingy and stingy, so you will definitely not invite us to dinner!"
"I'm not here to treat you two to dinner," Zhong Kui said. "I'm here, firstly... haha, just for the Purple Gold Divine Order that you two just got. Secondly, I'm here to give something to Emperor Dongyue."
You two." The big ghost respectfully held out a small thing wrapped in red cloth.
"This!" Birdman and Swing were shocked when they saw that thing, "Could this be the legendary Dongyue Emperor's Seal!"