"Birdman, Little Swing, we need your help with something?"
The crow and the little fox chatted with Shen Tu and Yu Lei for a while, and were about to leave, but at this time the two uncles suddenly asked for something, but they hesitated.
"We...we..."
"What's wrong?" Birdman looked at the two old men hesitating and looking very embarrassed, thinking that they were still worried about the woodcutter's problem, "Don't worry, we won't report it to heaven."
"That's not it." Shen Tu said with a red face, "We... can't find our home. Can you send us home?" Well~ the two gods were actually lost, so they had to be embarrassed to tell them.
Crow and Swing did not expect this request from the two uncles, and immediately laughed "very politely", "Can't find a home? Hahaha... That's ridiculous! You must have such a bad memory, hahahaha... you guys
He is the door god! He is the guardian of the house! He actually forgot where his home is? Hahaha..."
"I just said you shouldn't tell them, they are the worst!" Hearing the two juniors laughing at him, Yu Lei felt ashamed and whispered to his companions for not showing their embarrassment in front of the two gangsters. "Forget it.
,Forget it, forget it, we will go back by ourselves, you don’t need to send us!"
The two old men were about to fly out of anger, and the birdman who laughed so hard that his stomach hurt quickly suppressed his laughter and said: "No, no, no, no! Don't be angry~ Let's take you back." The crow turned into a giant bird and carried everyone on its back, "
I'm asking you two gentlemen, did you come to this nook and cranny to play chess because you got lost?" This place is very remote. There is neither a fairy mountain cave nor a sect's shrine. Very few people come here.
"Uh..." Although Shen Tu and Yu Lei didn't want to admit it, it was indeed what Birdman said, "We thought that playing chess for a while would remind us of the way home, but as we continued to play, we forgot even about going home, let alone
The journey is over."
"Hahaha..." Swing laughed, "You two old men, learn from the old people in the mortal world. From now on, hang a sign on your body with where you live and your contact number."
"..." The two old men didn't reply, secretly thinking that they wouldn't wear such a shameful brand.
The birdman asked: "Where are your homes?"
“Gongming Island Nursing Home.”
"Oh~"
The crow and the little fox exclaimed in surprise: "You are so rich! You can even afford to live in the Gongming Island Nursing Home. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk tsk, you business gods are so rich."
"Don't make it sound like we are rich. How can low-level gods like us get so much money?" Yu Lei said, "Gongming Island Nursing Home was established by the Sanqing Sect in conjunction with Heavenly Court, and is specially used for elderly demons, immortals, ghosts and gods.
The collective place where we live has subsidies from the Sanqing Sect and Tianting. It is not expensive and even ordinary monsters can afford it. In addition, we hold public welfare positions in nursing homes, which is our old profession - door gods, and we also get some subsidies."
"Ordinary monsters can afford to live there, but they don't necessarily qualify to live there, right?" Swing said with a curled lip, "It's true that they can afford to live there, but it's a pity that ordinary monsters can't even get in. Tsk, tsk, tsk, this kind of fairy
The places built by collusion are the most irritating. They sound grand and open to the entire three realms, but in fact they have harsh living conditions. They are the exclusive benefits of gods, but they only consume the money of monsters in the three realms."
"Okay, please stop saying a few words." Birdman spread his wings and flew high, quickly escaping to Gongming Island.
Not mentioning the matter of the nursing home, the little fox changed the topic, "Masters, your stealth formation is so powerful, my nine-tails radar didn't even detect it."
"Of course." Shen Tu said, "Swing, Birdman, we have heard that you are very powerful now, especially Birdman, who is already a Da Luo Jinxian, but you can't look down on us old people. Today is different from the past.
The Three Realms of China are generally quite stable and there are no major wars. I think back when we were young, there were fights everywhere. If there hadn’t been
It’s hard to survive in troubled times with a little bit of skill. The two of us have pretty good cultivation. Although we are not good at fighting, we are very strong in defensive skills and setting up defensive formations is a skill. In addition, many years of experience have also allowed us to come up with a
The 'super defense' trick is to set up a stealth formation so that others can't find us without even having to take action, which is more effective than a defensive formation."
"You're just a coward~" Swing said, "Aren't you just too cowardly to fight~?"
"You little vixen, why are you still so incapable of talking! We are not cowards! No!" Yu Lei said, "We try to avoid fights, preserve our strength while guarding the warehouse items, and ensure the integrity of the supplies. The small swing,
Let me tell you, back then we were responsible for keeping food and supplies for the Heavenly Court, and there were very few problems. Even when the enemy attacked by surprise, they couldn't find where the warehouse was, so we could only worry. We were praised by the Jade Emperor for this!"
"Really?" Birdman said, "Not even a single problem? No way? There must be at least one or two mistakes, right?"
"Um..." Shen Tu blushed and said, "There was one time. One day we set up the invisible formation in a drunken state, but ended up drinking 'fragment'. Even we ourselves forgot where the warehouse was. When the gods finished it
The mission requires elixirs and spiritual food to replenish our physical strength. We tried so hard but couldn't find them. They were so angry that they wanted to beat us." Recalling that time when the gods surrounded them with unkind eyes, the two old men felt lingering fear. "The batch so far.
The supplies are also in a 'lost' state and I don't know where they went."
Swing laughed, "Hahaha... you are really good!"
"Fortunately, we were building the Immortal Palace that time, and we were not going out to conquer demons. There was no problem of casualties, otherwise we would have delayed the important event." Yu Lei said, "Since then we have stopped drinking and played chess instead."
"Forget about playing chess. You two old men are both stinky chess baskets." Bird Man said, "You can't even find a home, but you still have the heart to play chess. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you two old men are really disgusting. I won't let you down."
Swing laughed for a while, looked at the two silly old men, and suddenly called out the magic bead of heaven, raised his hand and poured mysterious spiritual power into it. After the magic bead obtained the spiritual power, it released two rays of light and shrouded the heads of Shen Tu and Yu Lei respectively.
Marks were made on their souls, "Okay, okay, I've done a good job for you."
People are lost. As long as you can't find your home in the future, the mark will naturally sense the anxiety of the Yuan Shen, and will appear on the heads of the two uncles: "My name is Shen Tu (Yu Lei), we can't find our home."
Please send us back, our home is on Gongming Island. Thank you."
In order to show the effect of the spell, the little fox deliberately made the words appear at this moment. Well, each of the bright characters was several feet in size, brilliant and dazzling, and could be seen clearly from dozens of miles away. The two old men
Looking at the big characters above their heads, they blushed so much that they could boil water, "Oh! That's not possible!
No way! No way! This is too embarrassing! No, no, no, no!" The two of them scratched their heads desperately, trying to erase the big words, but it was of no use at all. "Swing, please erase the words quickly! It's so embarrassing.
, we don’t want it! Come on, come on! We are so old, we can’t afford to lose that person! Get rid of him quickly..."
"Hehehehe..." Swing smiled and raised his hand a little to make the shining words disappear, "Don't worry, these words will only appear when you are lost. If you two uncles don't like it, then make sure you don't get lost.
That’ll be fine, hee hee hee…”
"You are so ridiculous! We don't need it! If others see this, a lifetime of wisdom will be ruined! We don't need it, we don't need it..." The two frowned and stared for a while, but soon stopped.
Come down and secretly say in your heart, "Thank you little fox."
"You're welcome~" Who is Swing? The monster who is best at illusions can read people's hearts. She can sense it even if the two old men don't say it out loud. "Hey, you two old men, you are really duplicity, hehehehe
..." This guy didn't give any face, and deliberately embarrassed the old god.
The two retired men lowered their heads, blushed, and said nothing more.
"Hahaha..." Birdman was amused by the two old gods and laughed, "Sit tight, Gongming Island will be here soon, let's go home~~~"