"It's a banquet! All the orders for today are bought by Ben Swing...er...the gluttonous old monster next to Ben Swing! Eat and drink whatever you want! Hahahaha..."
"Oh! Qiu is thousands of years old!"
The little fox shouted happily, and the monsters in the tavern immediately shouted "Long live". Everyone was eating and drinking happily, and they were extremely happy. Grandma Taotie glanced at the swing and the monsters, shook her head, turned around and went to the back hall, walking into a
Inside the door, Birdman and Swingman made a fuss in the tavern for a while, then pulled Shiji, Qiyun, Yingying and others into the door together - that is, Qiuniao Mountain.
There is also a banquet held in Qiutiao Mountain, but it is not a dinner party, but a "Flowing Wind Banquet", that is, everyone has a banquet in different places, and everyone can "flow" to their favorite place like the wind. This "Flowing Wind Banquet"
"Feast" was proposed by the little fox.
The inspiration came from the last celebration of the Xuanwu tribe in Beihai. At that time, she felt that this kind of banquet was very good and could meet the different needs of different people. The members of Qiutiao Mountain have a relatively mixed background, with different races and very different hobbies. Liufeng
The banquet is very suitable. For example, the Three Heroes of Zuhuang
Well, they definitely don’t like to eat poultry dishes. Another example is Hu Weiwei, who is used to drinking and tasting food in the flower field. And Bai Xier, she often eats with the children. She particularly likes the lively atmosphere.
.The sky-stealing rat, the red flame beast and the horizontal male fish
The old men usually drink together and talk about boring but seemingly interesting topics - but today is different from the past. The male fish has gone somewhere, and there are only two people: the sky-stealing rat and the red flame beast. In short, everyone's relationship
It’s all good, but it doesn’t mean you have to have a dinner together.
The gluttonous old lady was sitting on a high mountain, with only a small table next to her. On the table was a plate of grapes, a box of cigarettes, and a bottle of wine, but there were two wine glasses. The old lady sat firmly on the top of the mountain, smoking quietly and watching with cold eyes.
The clouds were rolling, and the white smoke exhaled from her mouth blended with the sea of clouds, making it impossible to tell which part was smoke and which part was fog.
"Not even some peanuts?" Birdman and the swing landed next to Grandma Taotie. She looked at the shabby table and curled her lips, "Drinking is not worthy of peanuts. It will make you dizzy and hurt your body." The little fox was not polite and directly put the peanuts on his face.
He held the grape plate in his hand to eat, while Crow poured a glass of wine, "It's not bad, the wine is good, is it from the East China Sea?"
"It was the day Beibei left. Ms. Ao Qing called Ao Jia and Ao Yi to bring it. It is a million-year-old wine." Grandma Taotie also took a sip of wine, "Hiss~" The spicy and refreshing liquor went down her throat and entered her stomach.
The old lady can't help but suck
She took a breath and said, "The wine that has been aged for millions of years is still so strong. If it were made fresh, it would probably be very pungent~" There are not many wines in this world that can stimulate the gluttonous beasts that eat the sky and the earth. She
Like it very much.
"Old monster, how are you recovering?" Swing asked "very politely", "I've been looking better and better lately, and there are a lot less wrinkles on my face."
"Ninety percent of that drop of blood has been refined, and the remaining part can only be waited for time to help." Granny Taotie said, "It is impossible to return to the peak, but it can reach the 50% level."
"That's good," Birdman said, "it's good that he's not dead."
"Huh~" Grandma Taotie blew out a puff of smoke and nodded gently, "Yeah, it's good that you're not dead."
The swinger was eating grapes, Birdman was drinking, and Grandma Taotie was smoking. The three of them quietly looked at the sea of clouds in front of them, seeming to enjoy this leisurely time.
"Wu Zhou's place..."
"Don't worry, it's none of our business."
Po He seemed to be about to say something, but Swing directly interrupted her.
"We have said that major changes in the fate of the Three Realms have nothing to do with us. As long as the female emperor does not use evil tricks and does not pursue immortality at the cost of the lives of all people, we are too lazy to care. Haha, it is the same for everyone above, we are just flat-headed monsters
That’s all, just watch the performance on stage honestly.”
The birdman said: "I don't know what means that lady has, whether she can realize her own ideas." Obviously, for the crow, who has known the future for a long time, the answer is already there.
"That's fine." The Taotie Granny finally let go of her worries and took a puff of cigarette again, "But..."
"No need to say more, we already knew," Zhuqian interrupted Po He again, "everything will be handled well. This time we are not in any danger, but can get some benefits and favors. Old monster, just enjoy the boredom
As long as the time is available, don’t worry about the troubles outside, we are all aware of it.”
"..." Po He stopped talking and smoked and drank in silence.
The crow and the little fox can both relax when they are with Grandma Taotie. However, there is really nothing to talk about between them. They often stop talking while talking, and the atmosphere becomes particularly awkward, just like today. However, suddenly the swing suddenly
I thought of an interesting thing.
"Do you want to find an old man?" The little fox asked Granny Taotie coldly, "How about finding an old man to live with you?"
Pohe turned his head and looked at the swing with an evil look in his eyes.
It's a pity that the little fox didn't notice that Grandma Taotie's expression was wrong, and kept talking nonsense, "When we came back, we met Shen Tu and Yu Lei. The two old men are quite interesting. Can I introduce them to you? They are not bad, although their cultivation is
Not as good as you, but very stupid. You can easily get the pension from them in the future... Otherwise, you choose between Old Uncle Liang and Chi Ye? Heng Ye can't do it anymore
, Since Mr. Heng and Wan Sheng Long Po are in love, don’t fight for love. As for Old Uncle Liang and Mr. Chi, how can I put it, they are a bit poor, but at least they know the basics and will not be deceived. Especially
Mr. Chi has been in a bad mood recently because of Sister Yunbei's departure. You are close to him and comfort him. Forget about Old Uncle Liang, he is a rat, and he lives in rat holes every day. You won't get used to it..."
Swing was talking there and saliva was flying all over the place, but Po He's face was getting more and more ugly. Bird Man subconsciously swallowed his saliva, turned around and left, "You guys talk, I'll go talk to other people."
The crow was about to leave, but the little fox wouldn't let him go. "Don't go, Dad. You also need to give me some advice as to which man is suitable for the old monster. If you are really not satisfied, we can find other ones with better conditions. For example,
The old man of Zhenyuan of Wanshou Mountain, or Tongtian of Jiejiao
Old men, even the Supreme Old Man from Tushita Palace... Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk tsk, the number of old men, there are many old men in the three realms!" Swing forcefully slapped Grandma Taotie on the shoulder, "Old monster, what do you mean?
It may be very popular! We guarantee that we can get a lot of gifts..."
"Little fox cub, I think you are looking for death!" Pohe became angry and transformed into his original form with a roar. Suddenly, the aura of a majestic and ferocious beast burst out, and the sea of clouds turned into tide and rolled around, "Two little bastards! Today, I'm my wife
I’ll kill you today!”
"Hey, hey! It's none of my business! It's none of my business!" The birdman quickly abdicated his responsibility, "I didn't say anything! It's none of my business!" It's really none of the crow's business, but the problem is
The swing swung into her father's collar without even showing her head. "Hey, hey, hey! Come out! Stupid fox, come out quickly, don't hurt me! Old monster, don't worry, wait for me.
She pulled it out. If you hit her, don't hit me!"
Pohe was too lazy to argue with the Crows and his daughter, so he opened his mouth with a burst of spiritual energy, "You bastard, get out of here!"
"Whoosh!" The two idiots turned into streams of light and smashed diagonally from the top of the mountain into the ground. "Boom!" and stirred up large amounts of smoke and dust.
…………………………………………
Grandma Taotie's aura could be sensed throughout Qiutiao Mountain. The Three Masters of Zuhuang turned their heads and looked in the direction of the mountain, overjoyed, "That's great, that's great. Granny's recovery is indeed good, that's great, that's great."