From a distance, I saw two old men sighing and sighing while drinking. Birdman and Swing looked at each other and walked forward, "Uncle Liang, Master Chi, are you drinking~"
The sky-stealing rat and the red flame beast glanced at the crow and the little fox from the corner of their eyes, and said indifferently: "Well, I'm drinking~"
The two idiots were not polite at all. They sat on the ground and stared at the two old men with smiles. "Hey, hey, why are you still not happy? Is it because Hengye's iron tree is blooming and you two are envious and jealous? Hehe, it must be. I said you two
old man
Yeah, it just doesn’t work, then Wan Sheng Long Po has been in Qiu Niao Mountain for a while, why don’t you think of making do with it nearby? Now it’s over, let Mr. Heng get it, you can only look envious.
~Hehehehe..."
"Little fox cub, if you have nothing to say, don't say it." Red Flame Beast said, "Who told you that we are unhappy because of Old Man Yu and Long Po, don't talk nonsense."
"What's the reason for that?" Zhuqian asked, "I can understand why you are unhappy, Mr. Chi, but what about Old Uncle Liang? Why are you drinking too much wine together? As the old saying goes: Old men who drink too much wine are prone to cerebral thrombosis."
"Hey, this sentence doesn't rhyme either." Birdman said, "It's better to say: The old man drank too much and couldn't survive a night. This rhymes."
The red flame beast glanced at the crow and the little fox who were talking nonsense, and said angrily: "If you two have nothing to say, get out! Can you hope that we will be better?!"
"Look, why are you still angry? You can't help but laugh~" Birdman and Swing said, "Let's make a little joke~"
"Is it funny?" Lao Liang usually has a very gentle attitude towards the crow and the little fox, but today it was no different, and his tone was not very good, "You two guys, you seem to have no intention every day, you are stupid."
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They were scolded, but it didn't matter. The thick-skinned Birdman father and daughter didn't care at all. They shrugged and pretended that they didn't hear anything. "Okay, don't be so depressed. Come on, come on, tell me your grievances, let's
Let’s listen and let’s explain it to you.” He laughed at her by the way.
Lao Liang originally didn't want to tell these two idiots, but maybe because of his drinking, he went all out today and said it directly, "I'm old, I can't even dig holes, I'm too useless... I
But mice can't even dig a hole in the most basic way. This...this...wuwuwuwu..." Previously in the stone forest, the sky-stealing rat tried its best and failed to dig a hole in the ground, and was very shocked.
, I haven’t been able to get over that feeling since I came back, and I lament that I’m “old” every day.
"That's it~?" Bird Man and Swing thought it was no big deal, and their relationship was just a small problem that couldn't dig holes. "Oh, hahaha... Old Uncle Liang, you are indeed a rat. Not only is your body small, but your mind is also big."
It's small enough. What's this? Isn't it just that I can't dig a hole? As for worrying like this? Tsk, tsk, tsk, the rat spirit is really a scum that can't get on the table, it's too useless."
"You two, don't talk sarcastically!" said the slightly drunk Lao Liang, "This is my talent! I have relied on it for my whole life! Can I not be sad?!"
"Oh my god...you can forget it." Shuqian shook his head, "Old Uncle Liang, shut up, I don't want to hear you say this anymore. It's understandable that Chi Ye feels uncomfortable, but...you can forget it?
You are such a small-minded rat, you deserve to be worried."
"Bah! You little fox, you actually look down on your uncle! I love you so much!" Lao Liang cursed, but he stopped talking about the embarrassment of "digging holes" and continued to drink with his head down.
The sorrows of the Skystealing Rat and the Red Flame Beast cannot be solved by the Birdman and the Swing, and they do not forcefully persuade them to "be more open-minded." They just accompany them to talk and chat.
"Huh? Uncle Old Liang," Zhuqian asked, "I have always had a question in my mind. Today is an opportunity. I have to ask you. Why do my mother-in-law and Mr. Chi and Mr. Heng call you 'Lao Liang' instead of '
Where's the old thief?"
"I'm also curious about this." Birdman said, "Logically speaking, he should be the 'old thief'."
"Uh..." Lao Liang, who was drinking too much, was startled and said sarcastically, "It doesn't sound good to call me 'Old Thief', and it also reveals my skills too much."
"Why isn't that person called 'God'... Well, 'God' doesn't seem to work. And 'Rat'... uh... Rat doesn't work either." After thinking about it for a while, Swing Qi realized that Lao Liang's nickname was indeed not easy to come by.
, "But why is it 'Lao Liang' and not others?"
"This..." Lao Liang became more and more embarrassed.
"I know this." Red Flame Beast suddenly interjected, "Actually, that's what happened. It was Lao Heng and I who met the eldest sister first and traveled around the world together. Lao Liang was the last one to meet her. Lao Liang was very enthusiastic when she was young.
, although she is a mouse, she is very cute - just like the two of you. Speaking of which, the eldest sister was very beautiful when she was young. She had an alluring appearance, and everyone liked her. The three of us also admired the eldest sister, but it was different.
The difference is that Lao Heng and I have been beaten by the eldest sister for a long time. We have become honest and dare not talk nonsense anymore. But Lao Liang is different. He just met the eldest sister and he was quite handsome when he was young. He dangled in front of the eldest sister.
, and was arty, pretending to recite poems and compose poems, trying to attract the attention of the eldest sister. I remember that he composed a poem at that time: 'I am a rat, stealing from heaven and earth, but today I am stolen, and my enthusiasm is captured by you.'"
"Ugh~" Birdman and Swing almost vomited, "What the hell~! Uncle Liang was so disgusting when he was young~! Ugh~! What kind of poem is this!"
The Thieving Sky Rat didn't care about drinking anymore at this moment, and stopped the Red Flame Beast to stop him from continuing: "Forget it, forget it, let's leave it like that, stop talking about it." His face was already red after drinking some wine, but it was even redder now.
It was so severe that it was so red it could almost bleed.
"Talk and talk." Bird Man and Swing didn't hear enough, "It's okay, just tell them all. We won't tell others. How strict are we~"
"That's almost it. Let's finish it all so that they don't have to worry about it." Red Flame Beast said, "You have experienced my eldest sister's temper many times, and you know it better than anyone else. How can you get used to Lao Liang's arrogance?
He beat him violently and then threw him into the river to soak for several days. At that time, we happened to travel to the wilderness of the North Sea, and Lao Liang was shivering in the ice water, and he no longer dared to talk nonsense and write poems."
"Just because the water is very cold, it's called Laoliang?" Birdman and Swing asked.
"No." Red Flame Beast said, "It was the eldest sister who asked him when she took him out of the water: 'Is your heart still warm?' Lao Liang replied tremblingly: 'It's cold! It's cold! It's completely cold!' eldest sister
, Spare my life, I’m completely cold!’ Then Lao Heng and I jokingly called him ‘Lao Liang’, until now.”
"So that's it, hahahaha..." After listening to the Red Flame Beast's story, the crow and the little fox laughed, "Uncle Liang is a bit interesting! He was also a gangster when he was young! No wonder he has such a bad temper with us. Hahaha...
...Lao Liang, Lao Liang, it turns out it's because of his "cold heart"! Hahaha..."
Lao Liang's face was as red as fire and he shouted angrily: "Everyone has a love for beauty, what's so funny!"
"But we don't have 'liang'!" The crow and the little fox laughed, "Uncle Liang, this is so interesting! You are so interesting! Hahahaha... Uncle Liang, I just said that you are 'small-minded', look.
I have wronged you. You are not small-minded, but your heart is cold. It is the expansion and contraction of heat and contraction that leads to small-mindedness, hahahaha..."
"Old Chitou, look at you, you exposed my scandal and made two fools laugh at it! It's all your fault!" Lao Liang became angry and threw the red flame beast down with a roar, "I will fight with you today!"
"I'm telling the truth, what's wrong with me!" The red flame beast was not afraid of Lao Liang and struck back.
They stopped drinking, and the two old men started fighting, which was very fierce. Bird Man and Swing looked on and cheered, "Come on, Uncle Liang, scratch him! Scratch Old Chitou! Master Chi, come on too."
, hit that cold-hearted rat spirit! Come on..."
Qiu Niao Mountain is always so harmonious and warm.