The bright eyes shine in from the window and hit the face, which feels very comfortable. As usual, the crow and the little fox will only get up at three o'clock in the morning. It is still the same today, and it is not time for them to wake up. However, "Boom~" I don't know
There was a thunder from somewhere, and the birdman and the swing woke up immediately.
"What's the situation?! What's the situation?!" The two fools ran out of the house and hurriedly found a wardrobe to hide in. "Lei Zhenzi is here? Is he here to arrest us? What case was discovered?
"As people who make mistakes all the time, the two of them are most afraid of the God of Thunder. They are afraid that Lei Zhenzi will come to arrest people, and the sound of thunder is so pure that only Lei Zhenzi can make it.
After squatting in the closet for a long time, they didn't hear anyone come in. After calming down a little, the two slowly walked out and looked around, as if to see if Lei Zhenzi was coming. At this moment, "Click~" the door opened.
, the crow and the little fox were startled, and knelt down on the spot, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Master Lei Zhenzi, please forgive us! We have realized our mistake! We deserve death! Please spare us! Woo woo woo...
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Yuhui, who had returned from buying eggs from Granny Pilan, looked at the crying bird and the swing, and sighed, "Get up, it's not Lei Zhenzi, it's me."
"It's you?!" Bird Man's head kept shaking like a rattle on the swing, "Impossible! Although you are good at thunder spells, you definitely can't make that sound just now! It must be Lei Zhenzi, it must be him, he
They are spying on us secretly and want to snipe us! Wuwuwu... It's over, we are dead! Wuwuwu..."
It was obvious that the two idiots in front of her had woken up too early and were not clear-headed yet. Yuhui had no choice but to ignore them for the time being and went into the kitchen to bring out the dishes that had been prepared long ago. "I am the one who entered the room. Then
It is true that the thunder is not me, but it is not the great god Lei Zhenzi." After serving the dishes, setting out the bowls and chopsticks, he called the crow and the little fox over to eat, "Don't worry, it is really not the great god Lei Zhenzi. My mother-in-law said that the thunder was sent by heaven."
"Really or not?" Bird Man and Swing carefully recalled the thunder they heard before, "It seems so. Lei Zhenzi can use that level of thunder, but the details are different. Lei Zhenzi's thunder is more powerful and passionate. That sound just now
But he is kind and gentle, like the smile of a loving father who has lived for countless years." Indeed.
Definitely not the God of Thunder. The two hooligans immediately relaxed and started to eat with their heads down, "Really, what kind of noise does it make so early in the morning? It disturbs people's sleep." Even if it is not noon at this moment, it is definitely not "early in the morning". All I can say is
It is "morning" for the crow and the little fox.
While eating, reports about "thunder" slowly began to appear on TV. Rupohe guessed that the official also believed that the thunder was caused by heaven, but there are different opinions on the reason. Heavenly scholars believe that the thunder was caused by heaven's attack on the Jade Emperor for many years.
To govern the three realms of affirmation and
To encourage, the professors of the Sanqing School believe that the thunder is heaven’s encouragement and warning to those who seek immortality, and the Buddhas of the Buddhist sect believe that the thunder is an exhortation to all beings to do less evil and more good deeds... In short, everyone has their own opinions, and they all sound reasonable at first glance.
, but after thinking about it carefully, I always feel that there is not much, but I just can’t explain it.
Shuiqian said: "Some experts and scholars are really amazing. With just a 'boom', they can hear so many truths. It's amazing!"
"Of course." Bird Man said, "That's what people do, and talking nonsense is their profession."
"We can also talk nonsense." Swing said, "Why aren't we as capable as them?"
"We are amateurs, how can we compare with other professionals." Birdman said, "Besides, we are getting beaten for talking nonsense, and others are getting money for talking nonsense, so how can it be the same? Not to mention that it is so hazy that there is no way to explain it.
It is clear, even if it is something that is clear, if we debate with experts, we are not opponents. We
Usually I just dabble in 'nonsense', but I treat this as a career all my life and study it wholeheartedly. Even from the nooks and crannies of the gutter, I can dig out the arguments I need, and then 'ferment' those arguments a little and multiply them.
There are countless 'principles', and even black things can become white, but we are absolutely inferior to them."
"So strong?" The little fox didn't believe it.
"That's how strong it is." Crow said, "Also, in some cases, it is safe to tell lies, but it is easy to cause problems to tell the truth. An expert can tell a lie that you dare not deny, but you dare not tell a lie to yourself.
The truth that brings trouble - the result is outsiders
If you only see experts talking confidently and confidently, but you are evasive and can only talk about trivial details carefully, then you will definitely lose. Debate is based on equality, but some experts are clinging to high branches and condescending.
A sure win!"
"Well, although I don't understand what you are talking about, it is really scary." Swing said, "I only know one thing, verbal arguments are a complete waste of energy and useless, the big fist means the truth, everything else is nonsense.
"
"That's right, big fists mean big principles." Birdman nodded, "You can teach a boy."
Putting down her job, the swing looked like a ball-shaped eggplant deflated by frost. She sighed: "Dad, think carefully about your recent experiences in Ten Thousand Demons Forest, Underworld, and Gongming Island, plus the discussions between you and me.
, We are really sad. Flattery is not as good as the rich and powerful officials, blackmailing is not as good as a judge and ghosts, bullying and bullying are not as good as great gods, and talking nonsense is not as good as experts and scholars. We hooligans have failed so well."
"Did you just discover it?" Birdman said, "I've discovered it a long time ago! Being a gangster is a college degree, and we haven't even gotten started."
They chatted during the meal, but the crow and the little fox didn't take it seriously. After that, they went out casually, looking for opportunities to play hooligans. Unfortunately, everyone was on guard against them, so the two tried hard for a long time without success, so they had to give up.
"As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass from their nests, so let's not act like hooligans in the daughter's country." It was obvious that they couldn't eat grass at all, but the two fools found reasons to comfort themselves, "But where are we going? God!
There is no place on earth for the two of us to act like hooligans."
Birdman and his daughter were sitting on the side of the road thinking about where to go. Suddenly someone tapped them on the shoulder and said, "What are you two doing?"
"Oops!" The crow and the little fox, who were looking for someone to touch the porcelain with, immediately lay down on the ground and called out, "Help! It's killing people! It hurts us so much! You smashed our shoulders! Pay the money quickly! Don't even think about leaving until you pay the money! Oops...
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"Mr. Yu, the swing is me, Wansheng." Princess Dragon smiled and said, "Even I am being blackmailed."
"What, it turns out to be Sister Wan Sheng." The two hooligans stopped shouting, stood up, patted the dust on their bodies, and complained in a low voice, "Really, I was so happy for nothing, I thought I could make a business.
." Although it was a bit regretful, they were probably quite happy to see Wan Sheng, "Sister Wan Sheng, why are you in the mood to go out and play today?"
Wansheng said: "The thunder just now was very special. After hearing it, I felt very comfortable and inexplicably happy, so I came out to have a look."
"It comes at the right time. We are worried about having nowhere to go." Birdman and Swing asked, "Sister Wan Sheng, where are you going to play? Take us with you."
"Where to go?" Wan Sheng thought for a while, "I want to see Xiao Bailong."